PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Maximilian Rockatansky (ranked 2119 p4p, 3743 weight class) and Chief Zapata (ranked 293 p4p, 446 weight class). Rockatansky's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Victory. Maximilian Rockatansky is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Rockatansky
vs
Zapata

180 cm
22
176
6 - 1 - 0

177 cm
26
180
2 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Experienced

Powerful takedowns
Excellent MT
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Maximilian Rockatansky!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Chief Zapata!
The judges for this bout are Dean Styles, Franklyn Lucas and Reed Andrews.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rockatansky moves away from the strike by Zapata.
Chief Zapata seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Zapata scores with a punch to the head.
A combination from Zapata does no damage.
Rockatansky misses with a two punch combination.
Rockatansky looks to land a combination. Zapata sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Zapata misses with a straight left.
Rockatansky misses with a wild combination.
Rockatansky scores with a one two! Zapata had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Zapata throws out a powerful jab.
Zapata misses with a straight left.
Zapata lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Zapata misses with a takedown
letting Rockatansky counter with a right hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Zapata misses with a hook.
Rockatansky throws a leg kick but Zapata sees it coming and moves out of range.
Zapata throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Rockatansky counters with a three punch combo that has Zapata backing up. Zapata nods at Rockatansky to acknowledge the strikes.
Zapata shoots for a takedown but Rockatansky saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Zapata throws a hook but Rockatansky avoids it easily.
Rockatansky slips under a jab from Zapata.
Zapata connects with a body shot.
Zapata throws a looping overhand right but Rockatansky ducks down to avoid it.
It looked like Rockatansky wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Rockatansky scores with a jab to the body.
A jab lands there for Zapata.

Rockatansky is rocked!
A slow jab from Zapata misses its intended target.
Zapata doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Rockatansky cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Maximilian Rockatansky has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Chief Zapata.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Rockatansky shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Zapata eats them both and turns towards Rockatansky to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Zapata looks to land a body kick but Rockatansky moved away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zapata has a takedown stuffed.
Maximilian Rockatansky is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Rockatansky throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Zapata misses the shot to the body.
Rockatansky went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Rockatansky looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Rockatansky lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Zapata circles away quickly and effectively.
Zapata tries to clinch
and Rockatansky connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Zapata throws a jab when Rockatansky was well out of range.
Zapata connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Zapata goes for a double leg but Rockatansky avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Rockatansky continues to drive forward.
Rockatansky throws a big counter combination but Zapata scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Zapata with a hook.
Oh Rockatansky is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Zapata throws a sloppy head kick and Rockatansky moves out of range easily.
Nice defenses there by Rockatansky.

Zapata dives in and gets a big takedown. He lands in full mount and immediately unloads a series of heavy strikes! Rockatansky has had enough and taps out.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Chief Zapata!
Chief Zapata thanked the fans post fight for their support.