PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Tiger Grandpa (ranked 846 p4p, 106 weight class) and Screw Ewe (ranked 1373 p4p, 158 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Grandpa
vs
Ewe

165 cm
27
150 lbs
9 - 7 - 0

178 cm
31
158 lbs
15 - 11 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Great elbows
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tiger Grandpa!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 11 - 0, fighting out of New York, Screw Ewe!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, Stewart Dunkirk and Chris Downing.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ewe cracks Grandpa with a good jab.
Ewe throws an off balance right hand
and Grandpa counters with a stiff right hand.
Ewe stuffs the takedown attempt from Grandpa. Grandpa gets slowly back to his feet.
Ewe looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Ewe avoids the head kick by Grandpa.
Ewe doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Grandpa darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Grandpa throws a lazy head kick
and Ewe counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Grandpa throws a lazy head kick
and Ewe cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
A head kick misses from Grandpa.
Ewe looks like he wants to counter punch here.
A head kick misses from Grandpa.
A punch combination from Grandpa misses.
Grandpa misses with a head kick.
Ewe throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Grandpa sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Tiger Grandpa seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Grandpa throws a lazy head kick
and Ewe connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Grandpa bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Ewe with a hook.
Ewe tests Grandpa's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Screw Ewe is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A head kick misses from Grandpa.
A punch combination from Grandpa misses.
Grandpa takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Grandpa uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Ewe.
Grandpa throws an off balance right hand
and Ewe counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Grandpa throws a head kick that misses.
A little jabbing left from Ewe on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Ewe scores with a shot to the body.
Grandpa ducks under a wild hook from Ewe.
Grandpa misses with a combination
and Grandpa takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Grandpa throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A nice side step and Ewe releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
We've been hearing reports that Grandpa has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
Ewe lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Grandpa drops his hands momentarily and Ewe takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Grandpa throws a head kick that misses.
Grandpa fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Ewe is out of range.
Ewe might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Grandpa fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Ewe checks it well.
Ewe is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Grandpa misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Ewe lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Ewe avoids the head kick by Grandpa.
Grandpa fails in his attempt to clinch.
Ewe misses with a body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Grandpa throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Nice takedown defense from Ewe. No joy for Grandpa on that attempt.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Ewe! But no joy.
Ewe circles away from the clinch attempt
enabling Ewe to counter with a crisp jab.

Ewe closes the distance and clinches.
Grandpa wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Ewe has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Grandpa is trying to break the clinch but Ewe is controlling him.
Grandpa is trying to break free.

Grandpa manages to break the clinch.
Ewe avoids the head kick by Grandpa.
Ewe throws out a counter right but Grandpa avoids it with no problem.
Ewe scores with a three punch combo!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ewe throws a head kick but Grandpa moves out of range.
Grandpa looks to land a left hand but Ewe moved out of range nicely.
Ewe uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Grandpa.
Grandpa fails with the takedown
and Ewe counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Tiger Grandpa. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Nice defenses there by Ewe.
Grandpa fails in his attempt to clinch.
A countering left hand to the body from Ewe misses.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Grandpa fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Ewe lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.

Grandpa is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Ewe's half guard.

Ewe kicks Grandpa off and gets back to his feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Screw Ewe dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

The crowd cheers as Ewe lands an impressive looking overhand right. Grandpa doesn't seem phased though.
Ewe stuns Grandpa with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Grandpa is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Ewe.
Grandpa misses with a straight left.
Ewe throws a counter combo.
Grandpa throws a combination that misses
and Ewe counters with a straight right hand.
Grandpa tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Ewe misses with a straight left.
Ewe on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Grandpa. Grandpa obviously looking to wear him down.
Tiger Grandpa is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Ewe scores with a sloppy right hand. Grandpa should have avoided that one.
Grandpa looks to clinch
and Ewe counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Grandpa wants to clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Grandpa loads up on a big right hand but Ewe slips the punch.
Grandpa shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Ewe defends it nicely.
Screw Ewe seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Grandpa has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Grandpa there as he acknowledges the shot.
Grandpa goes for a double leg but Ewe avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Ewe continues to drive forward.
Ewe throws a hook to the side of Grandpa's head but Grandpa sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.

Ewe gets caught flat footed, as Grandpa shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Ewe is looking to stand back up... there's a bit of a scramble and Grandpa dives into side control.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Grandpa decides to stand back up. Grandpa steps back and let's Ewe get back to his feet.
Ewe blocks the body kick.
Grandpa connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Ewe lands a body shot.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Grandpa throws a lazy head kick
and Ewe cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Ewe misses with an uppercut.
Grandpa pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Grandpa misses with a takedown
and Ewe counters with a lovely straight right hand!
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Tiger Grandpa. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Ewe throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Ewe fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ewe misses with a wild combination.
Grandpa throws a lazy head kick
enabling Ewe to counter with a crisp jab.
Ewe throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Grandpa attempts a counter takedown but Ewe avoids it well and moves away.
Ewe misses with a two punch combination.
A telegraphed right hand from Grandpa misses the target.
Grandpa misses with a hook.
Ewe misses with a looping left.
Nice straight punches there by Ewe. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Ewe.
Grandpa throws a right and a left that Ewe avoids nicely.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Ewe! But no joy.
Grandpa misses with a left hand
and Ewe connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Grandpa tries to clinch up but Ewe circles away and keeps his distance.
Ewe is looking for the big counter here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ewe loads up on a big right hand but Grandpa slips the punch.
Grandpa misses with a head kick.
Grandpa tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Ewe darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Grandpa fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Grandpa scores with a head kick.
Grandpa doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Ewe counters with a nice uppercut.
Ewe defending well as Grandpa loads up on a big left hand.
Ewe looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Grandpa throws a looping overhand right but Ewe ducks down to avoid it.

Ewe moves into the clinch successfully.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Screw Ewe showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

Ewe misses with a straight right.
Grandpa tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Ewe manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Grandpa fails with an attempt to clinch.
Ewe throws a hook to the side of Grandpa's head but Grandpa sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Grandpa throws a counter high kick but Ewe was just alert enough to avoid it.
Grandpa throws a head kick that misses.
Ewe swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Ewe throws out a loose jab but Grandpa uses good head movement to avoid it.
Grandpa misses with a looping right.
As Grandpa backs off Ewe throws a huge counter combo but Grandpa manages to avoid it all.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Grandpa looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Ewe is fending him off so far but Grandpa persists. Nope, Ewe circles away and we're back to standing.
Grandpa slips a jab and a cross from Ewe.
A head kick misses from Grandpa.
Ewe scores with a sloppy right hand. Grandpa should have avoided that one.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Grandpa shoots and misses
and Ewe counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Ewe thuds his right hand into Grandpa's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Ewe blocks a head kick by Grandpa.
Ewe throws out a counter right but Grandpa avoids it with no problem.
Grandpa pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Ewe uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Grandpa.
A telegraphed right hand from Grandpa misses the target.
Good exchange - Ewe coming out on top.

Ewe drops Grandpa with a beautiful combination! Grandpa stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Ewe is looking for the KO!

Grandpa is rocked!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Grandpa gets clipped by a big right hand and goes down spinning to the canvas! Ewe gets the back mount and begins to drop bombs on his rocked foe! Grandpa is too out of it to defend against the strikes and the referee jumps in to save him from the beatdown!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:50 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Screw Ewe!
A victorious Screw Ewe thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.