PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Crotch Grabber (ranked 6 p4p, 43 weight class) and Hiro Manowaru (ranked 1 p4p, 4 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Grabber might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Side to Side. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Grabber
vs
Manowaru

207 cm
33
278
33 - 6 - 0

193 cm
29
280
21 - 7 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 33 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Crotch Grabber!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Hiro Manowaru!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Don Winkell and Percy O'Donnell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Manowaru missing with a left hand there. Grabber was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Grabber scores with a jab to the jaw.
Grabber is looking to land body kicks.
Manowaru pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Manowaru misses with an uppercut. Grabber saw that one coming.
Manowaru has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Grabber slips under a jab from Manowaru.
Grabber looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Grabber misses with a straight left.
Grabber scores with a body shot.
Manowaru staying out of range there.
Manowaru throws out a powerful jab.
Manowaru misses the jab.
An attempted straight right counter from Grabber misses the target.
Grabber slips under a jab from Manowaru.
Manowaru walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Grabber throws an overhand right that lands on Manowaru's shoulder, as Manowaru tries to avoid the shot.
It seemed like Manowaru was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Grabber misses with a body shot
enabling Manowaru to counter with a crisp jab.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Grabber pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Grabber cracks Manowaru with an open hand slap.
Manowaru fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Grabber.
Manowaru slips under a jab from Grabber.
Manowaru swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Grabber.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Grabber throws a jab when Manowaru was well out of range.
Manowaru tries to land a leg kick but Grabber saw it coming and moves away.
Manowaru throws a leg kick that misses.
Grabber takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Grabber lands a lovely overhand right.
Grabber tried to score with a low kick but Manowaru checks it.
Grabber throws a shot from downtown. Manowaru moves away and avoids it.
A shot to the liver by Grabber. Beautiful body shot.
Grabber falls off balance throwing a combination
and Manowaru counters with a nice uppercut.
Manowaru blocks a jab.
Manowaru scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Grabber defending well as Manowaru loads up on a big left hand.
Crotch Grabber seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Manowaru scores with a decent looking hook.
Grabber misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Manowaru jabs at Grabber's body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Manowaru keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A slow jab from Grabber misses its intended target.
Manowaru connects with a crisp jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Good standup being displayed there by Grabber as he connects with a hook.
Nice uppercut lands for Manowaru. That snapped Grabber's head back.
Grabber throws a shot from downtown. Manowaru moves away and avoids it.
Good leg kick by Manowaru.
Grabber throws a combination that misses
and Manowaru counters with a stiff right hand.
Manowaru digs a good body shot into Grabber's ribs.
Manowaru throws a big shot that misses.
Grabber lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Manowaru is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Grabber had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Manowaru misses with a straight right.
A head kick misses from Grabber.
Manowaru throws a hook but Grabber blocks it.
Grabber wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Grabber steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Manowaru.
Grabber misses with a lunging right hand
and Manowaru finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Grabber misses with an uppercut
and Manowaru cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Grabber staying out of range there.
Grabber swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Manowaru rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Grabber moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
A head kick from Grabber lands but Manowaru takes it in his stride.

It looks like Hiro Manowaru has been cut.
Manowaru looks to score with a jab to the body but Grabber is just out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Manowaru attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Manowaru looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Manowaru takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Grabber throws an overhand right that lands on Manowaru's shoulder, as Manowaru tries to avoid the shot.
Manowaru steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Grabber. That one must have hurt.
Grabber throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Manowaru cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Grabber ducks under a wild hook from Manowaru.
Grabber is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Manowaru throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Grabber on the side of the head.
Grabber wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
A looping hook to the body misses from Manowaru. Grabber does a little dance to reset his feet.
Nice cross by Grabber.
Grabber slips under a jab from Manowaru.
Grabber takes a swing at Manowaru's ribcage but misses.
Manowaru avoids the body shot from Grabber.
Grabber slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Grabber misses with a low kick.
Manowaru throws a jab but it's blocked by Grabber.

Grabber feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Manowaru sprawling to the canvas! Manowaru rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Grabber finish him?!

Manowaru is rocked!
Manowaru staying out of range there.
Manowaru is still on wobbly legs! Can Grabber finish him?
Manowaru throws a body kick that misses.
Grabber tries to counter by clinching up but Manowaru breaks away and moves out of range.
Grabber keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Manowaru seems to have recovered his senses.
Manowaru dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Grabber. That did some damage!
Manowaru uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Good standup being displayed there by Manowaru as he connects with a hook.
A solid leg kick lands there for Grabber.
Grabber bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Manowaru blocks the body kick.
Grabber throws a jab but it's blocked by Manowaru.
Grabber throws a head kick but Manowaru moves out of range.
Grabber on the wrong end of a nice hook.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Grabber fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Grabber lands with a shot to the body.
Grabber bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Grabber on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Crotch Grabber will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Hiro Manowaru's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Manowaru waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Grabber.
A punch combination from Manowaru misses.
Manowaru's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Grabber connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Manowaru scrambles back to his feet.
Manowaru is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Grabber.
Manowaru moves out of range as Grabber strikes.
Manowaru throws a push kick but Grabber slaps the foot to one side.
Manowaru slips a jab and a cross from Grabber.
Grabber drops Manowaru with a big left hand! Manowaru is injured, injured bad! Grabber jumps in and finished him with strikes! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:28 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Crotch Grabber!
Crotch Grabber retains his super heavyweight title!
Crotch Grabber took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, PWNAGE for their support in the buildup to the fight.