PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Vladimir Konstantinov (ranked 3825 p4p, 324 weight class) and Dingleberry Jones (ranked 2246 p4p, 219 weight class). Konstantinov comes to the cage accompanied by Pimpa's Paradise. Jones is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Hell Yeah. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

Konstantinov
vs
Jones

178 cm
22
148 lbs
4 - 5 - 1

172 cm
23
148 lbs
3 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Dangerous knees
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Granite chin

PWNAGE

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 5 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Vladimir Konstantinov!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Dingleberry Jones!
The judges for this bout are Ben Watson, Ben Hemmingworth and Topper Green.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jones scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Konstantinov looks to land a right hand but Jones moved out of range.
Konstantinov uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Jones.
Jones is looking to clinch but Konstantinov is avoiding it.
Konstantinov was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Konstantinov tries to clinch up but Jones circles away and keeps his distance.
Konstantinov lands a really nice looking cross but Jones seems unphased.
Konstantinov misses with a body shot.
Konstantinov misses the shot to the body.
Konstantinov misses the body punch
and Jones counters with a nice uppercut.
Jones avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Konstantinov takes a swing at Jones's ribcage but misses.
Jones now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Jones moves out of range as Konstantinov strikes.
Konstantinov throws a poor cross that misses
and Jones counters with a stiff right hand.
Konstantinov wants to clinch up but Jones keeps it at a distance.
No luck for Konstantinov with that takedown attempt.
Jones ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Konstantinov moves away.
Vladimir Konstantinov seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Konstantinov scores with a sloppy right hand. Jones should have avoided that one.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jones throws an overhand right that lands on Konstantinov's shoulder, as Konstantinov tries to avoid the shot.

Jones clinches up with Konstantinov and pushes him back against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Konstantinov trying to land knees to the body.
Jones misses with the head strike.
Jones misses with a hook to the ribs.
Konstantinov tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Konstantinov tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Jones smiles and moves away.
Jones misses with an uppercut.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Konstantinov.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Vladimir Konstantinov. That's going to take a lot out of him.
A jab from Konstantinov misses.
Jones jabs Konstantinov right on the nose. Konstantinov blinks but takes it well.
Konstantinov throws a shot to the body.
Jones takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Konstantinov throws a body shot but no joy.
Jones looks to score with a jab to the body but Konstantinov is just out of range.
Dingleberry Jones is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Jones catches Konstantinov with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Jones takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Jones steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Konstantinov.
Jones looks to throw the jab but Konstantinov is out of range.
Jones looks to land a right hand but Konstantinov moved out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Konstantinov.
Konstantinov lands with an overhand left.
Jones misses with a hook. Konstantinov ducked under it nicely.
Konstantinov throws a hook to the side of Jones's head but Jones sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Jones scores with a jab to the body.
Konstantinov misses with a looping left.
Konstantinov steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Jones.
Konstantinov throws a hook but Jones avoids it easily.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Jones! But no joy.
Konstantinov moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
The crowd cheers as Konstantinov lands an impressive looking overhand right. Jones doesn't seem phased though.
Jones scores with the left hand. Konstantinov knows he should have avoided that one.
Konstantinov ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Jones moves away.
Konstantinov misses the jab.
Konstantinov tries to clinch but Jones moves out of range.
A looping hook to the body misses from Konstantinov. Jones does a little dance to reset his feet.
A jab from Jones misses.
Jones stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Jones wants it to stay on the feet.
Konstantinov looks to clinch
and Jones counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jones scores with the left hand. Konstantinov knows he should have avoided that one.
A big left from Konstantinov misses.
Konstantinov displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Jones throws out the jab.
Konstantinov lands with a hook. Jones tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Konstantinov thuds his right hand into Jones's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Jones throws a shot from downtown. Konstantinov moves away and avoids it.
Konstantinov swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Jones keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Konstantinov.
Konstantinov throws a hook but Jones avoids it easily.
Jones looks to land a left hand but Konstantinov moved out of range nicely.
Konstantinov throws a poor cross that misses
and Jones counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Jones has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Konstantinov finds it's way round the side to connect with Jones's head.
Konstantinov misses with an uppercut. Jones saw that one coming.
A telegraphed right hand from Jones misses the target.
Jones might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Konstantinov loads up on a big right hand but Jones slips the punch.
Jones misses with a looping right.
A big right from Jones misses.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.

Konstantinov drives through and clinches with Jones against the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jones scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Jones misses with a body punch.
Konstantinov wants a takedown but no success here.
Konstantinov throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Konstantinov swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Konstantinov pushes Jones back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Jones swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Konstantinov scores with a shot to the side of Jones's head.
Jones gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Konstantinov.
Nice body punch from Jones - that landed with a thud.
Konstantinov misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Jones.
Konstantinov tries to work over Jones's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Jones misses with some punches.
Jones misses with a hook from the clinch.
Konstantinov tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Jones avoids it.
Konstantinov misses with some punches.
Jones is defending well against a takedown attempt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Dingleberry Jones will probably get the nod.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Konstantinov pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Vladimir Konstantinov has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Nice cross by Konstantinov.
Jones tries to close the distance and clinch but Konstantinov swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Konstantinov on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Konstantinov stuns Jones with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Jones moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Konstantinov misses with a wild body shot.
Jones pushing out the jab but it's not landing.

Konstantinov gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Jones lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Konstantinov lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Konstantinov blocking some punches.
Jones lands a hook to the side of the head.
Konstantinov swings away with an uppercut that misses.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Konstantinov tries to throw a body punch but Jones avoids it by throwing Konstantinov back against the cage.
Jones digs a right hand into Konstantinov's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Konstantinov's gas tank.
Jones avoiding damage as Konstantinov throws knees to the body.
Jones misses with a hook to the ribs.
Jones lands a nice uppercut.
Dingleberry Jones seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Konstantinov fails to land with a short punch on the inside.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Konstantinov jumps guard but Jones stands there with Konstantinov around his waist. Konstantinov gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Konstantinov crunches a lovely knee into Jones's ribcage.
Konstantinov looking to throw knees to the head but Jones is blocking nicely.
Konstantinov looking for a takedown.
Jones scores with a shot to the side of Konstantinov's head.
Konstantinov tries a body shot but Jones blocks it.
Konstantinov misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Konstantinov misses with a knee strike.
Konstantinov misses with the head strike.
Jones doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A nice left hand lands by Jones.
Konstantinov blocks an uppercut.
Konstantinov fails to land with a short punch on the inside.

Konstantinov gets control of Jones's arms and successfully pulls guard. Konstantinov will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.
Konstantinov working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Jones.
Jones lands a couple of digs.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Jones postures up.
Jones connects with a couple of short punches.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jones wants to control from the top but Konstantinov keeps moving.
Jones is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Jones lands a couple of elbows.

Konstantinov is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Konstantinov is looking for a triangle but Jones pushes his legs off easily.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Jones working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Konstantinov's head.
Jones lands a couple of digs.
Konstantinov is trying to hold Jones in close to prevent damage but Jones has managed to pass into half guard.

Konstantinov actively working from the bottom here.
Jones working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Jones trying to control the action but Konstantinov is working from the bottom.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Konstantinov trying to control from the bottom.
Konstantinov is staying active underneath Jones, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Konstantinov wants to get back to full guard.

Konstantinov looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Jones uses his free foot to push down on Konstantinov's thigh. Eventually he works his other foot free and he's advanced to mount - this is trouble for Konstantinov.
Jones pausing momentarily but resumes with a couple of decent strikes that do a bit of damage.
Konstantinov in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.
Jones punishing his opponent with strikes.
Jones dominating with strikes here.
Jones breaks from Konstantinov's wrist control and lands an elbow.

Konstantinov is rocked!
Jones landing strikes from the mount.
Oh Konstantinov is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Konstantinov is bucking up trying to escape but Jones cracks him with another couple of good strikes.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Konstantinov is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Jones connects with a bit shot that sees Konstantinov covering up! More strikes from Jones and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! Jones is our winner by TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:23 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dingleberry Jones!
A victorious Dingleberry Jones thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.