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 Good Evening and Welcome back to another Soldout Night at Hayashi's Lounge! Tonight our competitors are clashing at Tapout or Passout 20 Resolution! We will have to see what can be Resolved here tonight! We have an excellent card of the Premier talent within Tapout or Passout, and we have not one, but TWO BELTS on the line tonight! The Tension is PALPABLE!!!
We Start this night off with a couple of Light Heavyweights throwin down!
King "Kong" Johnson vs Marco Gomez
King Kong enters the octagon tonight with a Sterling 6-2 record! He's a big swinger! It's Knock Out or Get Knocked Out!!! King Kong acquires most of his KOs via his stellar Muay Thai! He also has a solid wrestling pedigree and some good BJJ! Marco Gomez is looking to get his record back to .500. He has solid hands with high level Boxing, but with most native Brazilians, his BJJ is All-World sick! I think he even has a Noguiera in his corner! Oh Yes! It's the lesser know Ricky Nog! THE BELL RINGS!!! Wow King Kong has quite the size advantage on Marco, but that has never phased Marco in any of his previous fights! Marco shoots forward looking for a takedown! Kong sprawls and defends well! Marco still leg hunting! He shoots in again! And Kong side-steps it narrowly! "OLE" Kong shouts! He is known for being brash and cocky! But he back it up! Marco shoots for a third time! No luck or Candy for Marco this time! Kong moves in and gets a clinch! Marco trying to parlay this into a takedown, but Kong controls. Marco escapes and misses with a body kick! Right back to work, Marco shoots and Kong sprawls Marco's face into the mat! Kong pushes towards the cage and gets the clinch! Kong throws in a elbow! That was Vicious and Non-Delicious!!! It looks like Marco has been cut! Kong makes sure of it with another Razor Sharp Elbow! Kong switches it up and feeds Marco some knees. I don't think that's what Marco was hungry for! Kong lands a knee to Marco's forehead! His knee comes away red as Marco's face is bleeding heavily. Kong tosses in one more elbow and OOOH The Ref has stopped the fight!!! He's called the doctor and medical staff in and The Doctor shakes his head. The Ref calls the fight! Our Winner by way of TKO due to cuts . . . King "Kong" Johnson!!! Kong thanks his friends, his family, and his dear sweet saviour the Baby Jesus!!! The crowd cheers and nods their heads.
Next a Battle between two Top Tier Featherweights!!!
Cassiano "The Guerilla" Zorilla vs Craig "Mister" Anderson
The Guerilla enters tonight with a 5-3 record and a toolbox to torture fools! He has excellent boxing and good Muay Thai, but his Bread N Butter are his collegiate champion calibre Wrestling and that ominous Brown Belt he uses to tighten-up his Gi! "Mister" Anderson also brings some slick and sick skills to the Octagon tonight. His Muay Thai is as tight as they come, and he brings a Brown Belt as well! THE BELL RINGS!!! Zorilla lands a solid body shot! Then stumbles throwing a combo and Anderson lands a quick right! Zorilla pressing and Anderson still feeling out the pace here! Anderson squares up and lands a straight right on the button! Zorilla shoots for a takedown but Anderson escapes. Zorilla throws a body jab that sends Anderson stumbling! Now Anderson is looking to clinch! Zorilla politely declines. Zorilla lands a tight hook! Anderson takes a jab on the nose! OH Zorilla shoots for a takedown! Anderson is trying to sprawl but Zorilla insists, persists and pushes through into Anderson's guard! Zorilla posturse up and drops a big hammer! Some more ground and pound, but Anderson defending against any real damage! Anderson looking to sweep, Zorilla again politely declines. Zorilla pressing and advances to side control! Anderson pushes back to half guard! Zorilla still mixing up his shots well! Zorilla seems to content to Rain Pain and Anderson doesn't seem to have an answer! Anderson pushing for full guard and he can't move the Guerilla! He'd have better luck trying that on a real Gorilla! Anderson looking at an escape plan, and he's hooked one of Guerilla's leg and snuck out and OOOOH Anderson has the Guerilla's back!!! Zorilla is controlling and looking to get out of this round and . . . He Does! The first round ends, and Zorilla dominated that one for sure!
Round 2 - Zorilla gets right back in there with a body punch! Anderson's clinch attempt fails. Zorilla drops a huge overhand right and the crowd gasps . . . then ROARS!!! Anderson checks a leg kick. Anderson seems to be dropping his hands, that's not a good sign! Zorilla lands a clean right hook and Anderson stumbles and scrambles back to his feet! Zorilla lands another right hand! And another straight punch to Anderson's body! Anderson is wincing! Anderson tries to clinch, but Zorilla pops him in the ribs again and circles away! Zorilla thuds a right hand into Anderson's forehead! Zorilla shoots for the takedown and he gets it! Anderson is trying to control from a closed guard, but his head is probably still a bit foggy! Zorilla is working some in-close Ground and/or Pound!!! Anderson seems to be hunting for a submission here! Will he find it? One minute to go and WHOA! Anderson lands a beautiful switch and now he's in FULL MOUNT!!! Zorilla trying to push back to half guard! Anderson searching but the bell rings and that's two rounds in the books! Another dominating round from The Guerilla!
Round 3 - Anderson bobs and lands a fast jab! Zorilla lands a lovely right hand! Without any real love of course! Another straight right from Zorilla! Zorilla ducks low and lands a right hook! Anderson tries to clinch but Zorilla declines the invitation and cracks him with a right in RSVP!!! Zorilla is pressing and lands another jab! Zorilla shoots for a takedown and gets it! Anderson is in full guard. Some Ground and Pound! Anderson is defending well enough, but this is far too familiar at this point! Anderson tries a scissor sweep but Zorilla CUTS him short of such manuveurs! Zorilla passes into half guard! The Guerilla lands a dirty elbow! Zorilla grabs a wrist and is pushing an Arm Triangle but Anderson defends well enough to keep his arm attached! One Minute Left!!! Zorilla continues the ground and pound! Anderson presses back to full guard! Zorilla knows he has this one and postures up to Rain the Fires of Hell! Anderson is just surviving now! Such an Amazing Battle! The Bell Rings and we know what's up! Zorilla Stand Up and SHOUTS in Victory!!! The judges agree 30:27 so by Unanimous Decision . . . Cassiano "The Guerilla" Zorilla!!!
Next Up, we have LITERAL Giants entering the Octagon! This IS the battle for the Heavyweight Title!!!
Lester "Level-One" Only vs "Chikenfuker" Lesley Nilson
Lester enters tonight with a well-rounded skill set. He is a champion in all his skills! His Wrestling has made him the man he is, but his Boxing and BJJ keep his opponents guessing! Guessing which way they will LOSE!!! ChikenFucker brings the absolute BEST Muay Thai I have ever seen, along with great wrestling, so IF you happen to be a chicken who can't handle the clinch then you better be wary!!! THE BELL RINGS!!! Nilson throws a high kick that glances! Only drops and shoots for a takedown and gets side control Nilson is working on the bottom! Only with some GnP!!! No damage done yet! Only pushes back and drops a big Elbow! Only goes for an Americana! Nilson is calm and collected! Only advances to full mout! Nilson tries to get some leverage! Nilson wants to get this back to the feet! Only grabs an arm and wants to triangle it sideways! Nilson controls and drops a few strikes! Nilson gets back to control! Only lands a couple of head shots! These are Punishing!!! OHH another nasty head shot there! The crowd shouts for MORE!!! Nilson is dominating here! OH THE HUMANITY Only lands a heavy elbow! Nilson is quite desperate now! Only is pressing now and Nilson is taking more shots as he tries to escape! Nilson trying to get back to favourable position! Only posture up and drops a HUGE SHOT! More and MORE!!! Oh He's Making it RAIN PAIN!!! THE REF JUMPS IN!!! Only jumps up and screams "We did it Momma!!!" Our winnger at 2:33 of the very first round! Lester "Level-One" Only!!! He is the new Tapout or Passout Heavyweight Champion!!!! I guarantee Momma is Proud!
Next up we have our 4th fight of the night and its another Battlle for the Belt! The Featherweight Belt sits on the line!!!
Joe "Bad Career Advice" Piscopo vs Ping "Butterfingers" Petunia
"Bad Career Advice" is undefeated in the Octagon and it is bad advice for any foe to take him on! I don't know his area of weakness! His Boxing is amazing! His Muay Thai is excellent! His wrestling and BJJ are just sick! The definition of Bad Career Advice is to ever fight this Mofo Yo!!! Ping enters the Octagon our defending champ with a much more Ground focused game! He can handle the stand-up battles, but really want to get opponents down to his Superior BJJ Realm where he rules as unquestioned King! THE BELL RINGS!!! Ping shoots in and drives through but Joe defends well! Ping throws a fake left and shoots a double-leg deliciousness! Ping has Joe in guard! Ping is pressing and Joe controllin! Ping drops back for a knee-bar and Ping looks scared but manages to free his leg! Joe lands an elbow! Ping is keeping active! Joe is in half guard but landing shots! Ping wants to advance! Joe tries for a Kimura but NO CANDY SON!!! Joe lands a huge shot! Joe has better BJJ but is still working GnP here! Joe goes for a kimura! No luck! Ping is staying defensive! Joe trying to find his range! He is in close but Ping is defending! Joe again goes for the kimura but nothin there! Ping grinding from the bottom thinks he can go after one as well, but that Kimura is well defended too! These fighters are active! Joe pressing for an arm triangle as time expires!!!
Round 2 - Ping shoots but gets nothing for it! Shooting blanks anyone? He is persistent I'll give him that! Joe wades in and clinches! No takedown success here! Both fighters stalling! Ping has a body lock but Joe defends! Joe pushes off and we break clinch! Ping shoots in but he is shoved away! Joe cracks Ping with a hard right to the temple! Ouchie!!! Ahem, errr I mean Ouch! Ping tries to shoot, but he is clearly still dizzy! Ping is still going for takedowns but he is stumbling! He needs to regroup! He appears to be seeing three Joe's and aiming for the one on the left! Joe MISSES with a head kick! Ping can thank those lucky stars floating around his head! Ping shoots in again, and Joe controls and pushes away! That round was pure and unfiltered chaos! Just absolutely delicious! That's two rounds in the books!!
Round 3 - Joe lands a hard combo! Ping shoots but NO CANDY SON!!! Ping leaps forward and lands a straight right! Ping's takedown attempt is no good! Ping is still pushing and Joe keeps pushing him away! Joe misses a jab and Ping lands a cross! Ping shoots AGAIN! And Joe slaps him for it! Like actually! HE SLAPPED HIM!!! Joe lands a nice head-body combo! Ping swings a right, and Joe ducks it and responds with a body kick! Ping pushes forward and WHOA! he pushes a successful takedown into Joe's half guard! Ping wants a Sub here and he is working feverishly for it! He appears to be working on a kimura! Joe struggles and gets his arm free! Joe looks relieved as the round ends! I still can't believe he slapped him . . .
Round 4 - Ping shoots and Joe circles away! Joe lands a body shot! Ping stumbles to a takedown attempt and Joe smacks him with a right straight to the button! Joe lands a body kick and a nice two-punch follow-up! Joe stuffs a takedown attempt and beats his previous record with a three punch combo!!! Joe darts and clinches up! He gets underhooks which negates Ping's takedown attempts! Joe breaks the clinch and swings but misses! Final minute of the 4th round! Joe lands a jab and then a two punch combo! Ping shoots and Joe lands a counter head kick for his troubles! Ping still wants to take this fight to the mat, but he appears gassed! Joe lands a jab, cross leg kick! That was painful to watch! The crowd definitely enjoyed it far more than Ping! The round ends! We only have one round left, and it will be the Champion-Maker!!! Who wants it more? The answer is Both Fighters as far as we've seen tonight!
Round 5 - Joe lands jab-cross! And another combo! Ping tries to shoot in, but he stumbles! He is exhausted!! Joe tosses a three-punch combo! Defended well enough, but both fighters have their mouths wide-open! Joe tosses, and Ping shoots and nothing lands at all! They are fighting air and to get some back in their lungs! Joe land a leg kick! Ping shoots and is stuffed! Ping pressing but Joe goes for the clinch! Joe decides to Pull Guard!!! A very different strategy!!! Joe get butterfly guard and sweeps to guard! Ping is working from the bottom! Joe wants to pass to half guard but Ping is defending well! Ping is scrambling but Joe is trying to control from the top! They are both pushing but The Bell RINGS!! The Winner by Unanimous Decision and . . . STILL Featherweight Champion, Joe "Bad Career Advice" Piscopo!!!
And now we arrive at FINAL FIGHT of the evening, This fight is at Bantamweight! Two future title contenders here No Doubt!!! Who will earn their shot first?
Frank Dux vs Daniel Strauss
Dux enter tonight with a 5-1 record and some slickness to back that up! He has KO power in Boxing and Muay Thai, but likes to get down and dirty on the ground!!! Strauss comes to the Octagon from the Square Ring, as he transitions from a Boxing career to a more complete physical challenge here tonight! His hands are almost unmatched and his wrestling paid for all his college pursuits and more!!! THE BELL RINGS!!! Dux presses forward to clinch but Strauss keeps his distance and circles away. Strauss scores a nice left hook and follows with an Uppercut! Dux shakes his head. That surprised him! Dux shoots for a takedown but no Lucks Dux! Dux dodges a punch combo! Dux then shoots for another takedown but is stuffed again! Strauss rushes forward with solme wild hooks but Dux defends them well! AND TAKEDOWN!! Dux drops and drives and delivers!!! Strauss onto his ass I mean! Dux is in Strauss' guard! Dux stands and throws Strauss' looking at getting himself to side control but Strauss swivels and maintains full guard! Dux is pressing to advance his position on WOW he gets himself to half guard! Dux is pressing and working hard on a Kimura! It doesn't look like he quite has the leverage but he persists! Dux goes back to controlling the ground game. Strauss shimmies and manages to pull Dux back into his full guard! Dux seems to prefer where he was and slips back out to Strauss' half guard! And whoa Strauss counters Dux's counter-counter and I'm getting DIZZY! Duz is back in Strauss' full guard! Dux postures up to drop some fist bombs but then drops back for an Ankle!!! Strauss is in trouble here, he looks about to tap!!! NOO he escapes and dives into Dux's guard!!! Dux still seems to be seeking a sub from the bottom but Strauss passes into half guard! Strauss looks like he wants back to his feet but Dux is holding him closely like a Tiny Dancer! Dux controlling for the bottom and he throws up a Guillotine!!! Strauss gets his head out! That's the round! Frank Dux dominated that round whether he was on the bottom or top!
Round 2 - Dux comes out flying at Strauss' legs and looks for a double-leg takedown! Strauss defends it well! Strauss connects with a hook to Dux head! Dux throws a token jab but then shoots straight in for a takedown and gets it! Dux passes quickly into side control! Dux goes for the Kimura! Strauss is defending well, but Dux puts a knee on Strauss' belly and slides into mount!!! Dux tries a haymaker and smashes his fist hard! Into the mat that is!!! Ouch! That couldn't have felt good. He definitely winced after that! Strauss stops Dux from taking his back! Dux grabs Strauss' arm! He's not sure what to do with it, but he clearly has bad intentions!!! Strauss finally wrestles his arm back! Dux goes back in and seems to be hunting for an Americana! Strauss is surviving here, but just barely! Dux switches for an armbar but it's sloppy and Strauss rolls him and now Strauss is in Dux's guard! Strauss advances to half guard! Strauss is looking to do something here but the the bell rings and that's two rounds in the books! Dux had another strong showing there and Strauss' corner is yelling at him that he only "has 5 minutes left in his whole damn life! Now fight like it!" It's always awkward when your mom is your Corner(wo)man . . . but Strauss looks pumped up!
Round 3 - Dux has a takedown stuffed! Strauss is looking to clinch here! Dux circles and shoots in, but Strauss sprawls and is happy to be on his feet still! Strauss throws a jab and Dux Ducks!!! Is that ironic? I don't think so . . . and Strauss lands a hook to Dux's head! Dux shoots in again! He is stuffed and breathing heavily! Does he have anything left for the third round? Dux throws a kick which misses but Strauss' counter-right landed right on the button! Strauss pushes forward and clinches Dux up against the cage! Strauss is landing a couple strikes in the clinch! Dux drops for a takedown but there's No Candy for him there! Strauss lands an inside right! And then pops Dux with a shoulder shot! Dux pressing for a single-leg takedown but Strauss pulls him up to clinch using underhooks! Dux lands a knee to the body! Strauss is pushing the tempo and a few more shoulders pop Dux's head back! Dux twists and HE GETS IT! A trip takdown and Dux is now in Strauss' half guard! A familiar place for him for sure! The crowd is half roaring and half jeering! Clearly both fighters have their supporters in the audience tonight! Dux trying to rain down some pain here, but it's more of a warm spring shower, he doesn't have much power left behind those shots, and Strauss defends them well! Strauss knows he can't stay on his back this round for sure!!! He needs to Get Up! But Dux still controls the game masterfully! Dux is looking for a submission but Strauss slide back to full guard! Strauss tries to sweep but no lucks against Dux it seems! Strauss is hunting for an arm here! He needs a submission or some miracle now! There's one minute left and it looks like Dux has entered cruise control here! Dux relaxed too much and the Ref STANDS THEM UP!!! 45 Seconds to go!!! A Jab from Strauss finds its destination! Dux pushes forward trying to clinch and control the waning seconds here! Strauss breaks out and circles and clearly wants more but the Bell Rings!!! That's all she wrote! And she wrote one helluva Thriller! Strauss probably took the last round, the question is how did the the refs view the other two rounds? The results are in! The Winner by Unanimous Decision . . . Frank Dux!!!
Below is a quick blast on the prelim fights that took place on this amazing card!
I hope you enjoyed the review, Bubba McFistercuffs signing off until the next great ToP FC card!
Vossie "Sheep" Vos def Piet Pompies Jr - TKO (Strikes) - Round 2 (1:55)
Buck Futter def Donte "The Wolf" Ward - KO (Strikes) - Round 3 (1:51)
"Takedown" Donnovan Milliner def Ninja Rua - Submission (Armbar) - Round 1 (4:48)
Daniel "The Swedish Sensation" Alfredsson def Mark Anderson- Decision (Unanimous) Alexandr "The Hammer" Krutov def Justin "Cow Bell" Cowherd- Decision (Unanimous)
Cheers
Bubba
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