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Review of RFC 2: No Remorse sponsored by Vikai Gear!

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Author:The Impaler

 RFC 2: No Remorse brought to us by Hilo’s own Vikai Gear!!! The new merchandise partner of Rebirth FC! Be sure to check them out, as Vikai has some reasonably priced clothing for your fighters.

 

The second edition of RFC took place this past Saturday, and the Underground was packed with celebrities and stars alike.  NBA Super BFFs Lebron James and Dwayne Wade were on hand. WWE superstar Roman Reigns was greeted with a chorus of boos as he arrived. A couple people who got better receptions from the crowd included Scarlett Johansson, Mila Kunis, Margot Robbie and Emma Stone, as they graced the RFC crowd as special guests of Impaler, himself. Mila Kunis was seen talking intently with RFC Middle Weight Champion Cliff Hanger during the event. Impaler was rumored to be courting FA superstars Algernon Cadwallader and Justin Sane, who were hanging out with the ladies. Maybe she was getting the low down on his upcoming title fight, but if she was, she was down it while sitting in his lap at one point. Novelist and MMA super fan George R R Martin was on hand. RFC Superstar Tony Duncan was on hand, accompanied by the always hot Eva Mendes. History tells us she has a thing for Spurs. Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe was also in attendance. In the biggest surprise entrances of the night, Presidential Hopeful Donald Trump was in attendance. When Trump walked in Daniel Radcliffe was seen grimacing in pain and holding the scar on his forehead. Not to be outdone, Hillary Clinton soon arrived with her husband Bill. In a move that got a standing ovation, Impaler had both Trump and Hillary removed from the building. Bill, however, was later seen with some of the University of Hawaii cheerleaders at the after party. And of course Drake was there.

 

 

185 lbs  3              Antonio Lobo     Franky Yip           Submission (RNC)            3              04:55    

 

In the wildest ending of the night a back and forth battle between Lobo and Impaler’s ringer Franky Yip saw Yip take round 1, and then Lobo steal round 2. In the final round Yip scored an early takedown and was well on his way to dry humping Lobo to a decision win when Lobo pulled off the biggest submission in the short history of RFC. Earning him the submission of the night as Yip tapped like a b*tch with 5 seconds left.

               

155 lbs  5              Samwell Tarly    Marcie Campbell              TKO (Punches)  1              02:14     155 lbs Title

 

The 155 title match up saw Samwell Tarly arrive to the cage arm in arm with Natalie Dormer and Emilia Clarke. The most popular fighter in the RFC today, Tarly was quickly thrust into the title picture after signing a fat free agent contract. Samwell came in and lived up to the hype as he pitched a shutout vs the champion Marcie Campbell ending in a brutal TKO finish.

 

185 lbs  3              Jack Vulcun         Kevin Brown      Decision (Unanimous)   3              05:00    

 

The middleweight fight between Vulcun and Brown was one of the oddest fights in RFC to date, as the fighters went to the clinch 19 times, yet only landed a total of 3 strikes in the clinch. The fight was all over the mat with some stand up, some ground work and a lot of stalling in the clinch. The Underground had not seen two men holding each other close for this long since it held the LGBT prom last year. However, Jack Vulcan did show some promise with his stand up striking in between slow dances with Brown.              

 

155 lbs  3              Nikolay Stefanov              Michael Kage     TKO (Strikes)      1              04:56    

 

The next fight saw former Bulgarian wrestling icon, Nikolay Stefanov, put on a ground clinic against Michael Kage. Stefanov hit an early takedown and Kage was unable to improve his position, leading to a barrage of ground and pound by the Bulgarian. Kage’s purple belt was no match for the ground striking of Stefanov, and before the first horn sounded, the ref was forced to step in and save Kage from more punishment at the hands of the Real Dog.

 

155 lbs  3              Hanzo Hasashi   Wallace McGrady             Submission (Armbar)     3              02:22    

 

The first fight on the main card saw Hanzo Hasashi impose his will on Wallace McGrady. The classic striker vs grappler match saw both men playing cautious, worried about making a mistake. Hanzo won the first round close, and then began to impose his will in round 2 with dominant ground control. Finally in round 3 Hanzo’s ground skills became too much for the tough boxer, as he gained mount on McGrady. As McGrady flailed around trying to escape, Hanzo pulled off a slick arm bar that force the overmatched stand up fighter to tap. 

 

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