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GAMMA 569, Hoi vs. Wolek Review

Global Association of MMA, Fight Organization, London
Company profile by Mentor Guru Corleone

Booked by Mentor Guru Corleone

Lukasz Wolek is one hell of a fighter. Holding a remarkable record of 19-3 and previously holding championships in organizations such as INY, GC, and GAMMA, Wolek has begun with big things and will end with big things here in the MMA(Tycoon) scene. Wolek is the current featherweight champion here at GAMMA, will he remain the champion after facing off against Fabian Hoi, the number one contender and former Syn City featherweight champion? Or will Wolek deliver another dominating finish?

The Conor McGregor-lookalike (Hoi) catches Wolek napping with a huge check hook on a leg kick by Wolek and smells the blood in the air, pummeling Wolek till the referee saves him from impeding doom. A great finish for a great (and new) champion.

Robert Sito vs. Eka Tabuna

The battle between two prominent strikers here in the GAMMA organization for the lightweight title, who will come up on top. Robert Sito (another McGregor lookalike) will be looking to feint, jab, and hook his way into another KO victory for that belt. Holding a belt in GKNY, will be get another belt here in GAMMA? Or will top contender Eka Tahuna deliver on his promises by smashing this McGregor fanboy to the next division?

You talk about left leg cemetery, right leg hospital, Cro Cop would have been proud of that head kick KO by Robert Sito! We have a new contender I bet, congrats to Sito in his debut.

“The Undertaker” Nikolai Luzhin vs. Ray “The Raven” Lewis

In this welterweight bout, Luzhin, a top contender in multiple orgs, will be going off against Lewis, a former champion here at GAMMA himself, in a standup brawl. Who will come up on top?

The war lasted to the very end, with Luzhin outstriking his opponent in all aspects of the game. He was simply the better fighter this night.

Kristin Woinasiewicz vs. Pablo Escobar

Two lightweight contenders will be going off in this standup war. Who will land the clean shot or go the distance in this bout?

Kristin, who has the much better chin and KO power, quickly defeated Escobar with a one-two shot that ended in a brutal KO finish. A dominating knockout for the smaller guys here.

Attila Hun vs. Humphrey Baker

Ah, it’s my favorite arc.. MMA fighter, Attila Hun. An KO artist by trade, will he land another raid coming into the octagon tonight? Or will Baker stop him with some mean pastries?

The fighters go the distance here, with Attila narrowly squeezing out a decision victory here for himself. Congrats to Hun, I may expect another rise to a top contender position soon.

Ilya Mstislav Volkov vs. Robin Yount

Two former champions in (lesser) other organizations, this fight is one to look out for. Ilya has definitely got the better game-face coming into this fight. Will Yount back down or challenge Ilya to a game of Russian boxing?

Ooh, Ilya with the cheap shot 5 seconds into the second round followed by more strikes. Questionable here, but a victory nonetheless.

Ray Finkle vs. Ed Gennero

Ray Finkle is a veteran here at GAMMA, looking to secure a spot for contendership. Ed Gennero is looking to secure a victory in his GAMMA debut. Who will come up victorious?

Despite a fairly even standup fight (in my opinion), Ed Gennero lands a sneaky hook and clocks Finkle into oblivion with more strikes for a debut win here at GAMMA.

VG Beloff vs. Duke Nukem

And here we have the big boys league (did someone say knockout power?). It’s just about time before VG Beloff or Nukem lands a massive overhand right that just clobbers either one into oblivion.

Nukes eats a big shot followed by a smothering Beloff assault. Brutal TKO victory.

Sambo Rambo vs. Lao Shin

Classic wrestler vs. kung fu magician. Perhaps Shin can pull a bunny out of his trunks, but Sambo Rambo can break an arm or three.

Sambo Rambo secures a takedown and secures an arm along with it. You know what, Sambo gets the best name award of the night.


Pertti Silsa vs. Zoey Malone Jr.

A nice opening card for 569. Perhaps Malone Jr. could rise greatly in ranks here after defeating Silsa.

Not so fast, Silsa says before clobbering Malone to the floor. Good opening card.

 

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