2016-07-16
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GAMMA 567 Review

Global Association of MMA, Fight Organization, London
Company profile by Mentor Guru Corleone


Booked by Mentor Guru Corleone

Written by Dan Pikeson



For our main event, two elite fighters of the lightweight division will be looking to come away with another victory under their belt. Hector Camacho is a seasoned veteran of the fight game. With nearly forty fights under his belt and over 30 victories, Camacho knows this game inside and out. Making his GAMMA debut on #567, he’ll be looking to battle it out against Oscar Boma, a veteran who has spent nearly half his career here at GAMMA, will be looking to score yet another knockout to add to his near 85% (T)KO percentage. Boma, the current lightweight champion of GAMMA, will not be defending his title in this bout.



The battle was drawn out to a five round decision. Overall, the fighters were looking to do a little bit of wear and tear before committing to any KO shots. Yet, Camacho and Boma weren’t able to land any highlight reel strikes to end the fight. Boma definitely did do just a tad bit more to outshine Camacho on the scorecards, earning him the victory against an elite competitor.



The “American Psycho” Patrick Bateman is a legendary contender and long-time GAMMA competitor. Serving as the HW champion of GAMMA for almost four times, Bateman has also championed 10 Fight of the Night awards and 19 Knockout of the Night awards. On the other corner, Gunnar Steigelmann has remained a dominant force here at GAMMA, serving for more than half of his career here and earned the title five times.



The fight was won in the clinch, where after a standup fight was held, and then Gunnar Steigelmann held down Bateman long enough to land a brutal one-shot knee straight to the dome, earning him the title and another highlight reel KO.



Toni “The Mountain” Eerkila will be facing off against The Chimaera, a mystical beast from… Oh, this is the wrong game. Anyway, Chimaera is much lower-skilled than Toni, so I don’t know about this mismatch here.



Nothing much to say here, as Toni simply clocked him and won a TKO within a minute or so. Outskilled, Chimaera had a rough time in there.



The Leprechaun Joe Murphy truly lives up to his name, coming in at around 4’10 and 300lbs, he definitely holds a weight advantage here. Yeo Jae Suk, on the other hand, will have a much stronger reach advantage here. Both fighters are coming in from careers outside of GAMMA here and will be looking to earn a victory on their debut.



Booooom! The Leprechaun lands a lucky charm across the chin of Yeo and scores the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow… Okay, I officially regret I wrote that sentence. But you know, the Leprechaun wins his GAMMA debut here.





The GAMMA veteran “The Siberian Bear” Keralin will be facing off against Wladysaw Raginis, who will be looking to secure a victory in his debut, in a super heavyweight bout (oh boy). Here comes the big boys, who will come out on top?



Well, wasn’t that a bloody mess? Keratin needs to cut his nails before going into fights here, the doctor called a stoppage due to Wladysaw’s gaping cut over his eye!



Game Christiansen fought Henry Olonga’s agent tonight, what a beating that was! Christianson told Olonga’s agent to bring him here next time, or else he will go to Olonga himself and deliver the PPV at his house! The fight ruled as a no contest, as Olonga ate too many pies backstage before the weigh-ins.



The young Daft Young def. the GAMMA veteran Willy Wonka (great name, honestly) in order to secure a decision victory and some candy along the way. Expect Young to be a top contender here at GAMMA, no doubt his future is bright here.



You talk about Comeback of the Night, this fight is it right here. After dominating the first two rounds, Oison O’Conghaile, a veteran of the fight game, got caught with a beautiful shot straight on the chin and then another that put him to a good night’s rest. Kurkov Tyma certainly turned that fight right around.



Oh, bloody Hell mate!

Another victory by doctor stoppage? Someone needs to cut their nails. Stan Judea picks up a victory over Jerome Seinfield in this bout, securing a debut win here at GAMMA.



Amarezza Pourramenazanali outscored his opponent Virgil Keller in all aspects of the game. A well-deserved win and a great opening card for 567.


 

 

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