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 Part 2 of Island FC’s crazy day concludes with IFC 5!
Justin Credible back here putting in some overtime (hint, hint Mr.Tycooner) back with another Preview for this event.
IFC 5
Ronald Glover v Chocolate Milk.
We’ll waste no time and get into things starting with Ronald Glover v Chocolate Milk.
Chocolate Milk is an amateur Muay Thai fighter making his MMA debut. He looks to clinch up with his opponent and win the fight by making dirty (like my last girlfriend). Ronald Glover is a loser in danger of being cut by his manager, many think he’s too focused on his terrible rap career and taking too many fights too close together. This one could be great or extremely boring, either way… I’m forced to pick Ronald Glover.
Trey Diggs v Tapak Utara comes up next.
Both men are debuting here on this card and look to make a statement with this fight.
One will surely be looking to stand and bang, while the other will be looking to get in close and brawl.
Trey Diggs was quoted saying, “Tapak Utara? Who the fuck am I fighting? A tampon?”
Words I’m sure Mr. Utara won’t take so nicely.
For that reason I’m picking Tapak Utara to win his debut.
Theodore Thundercunt v Troy Finch is next up.
After walloping his brother at IFC 1 in a fight that had a ton of emotion he’s looking to show the world what he can do when he’s not actually related to his opponent.
Troy Finch is making his debut in this fight, in a curious case because he actually requested this fight stating, “I don’t respect anyone who wants to fight their own blood, I’ll be his first loss, LONG LIVE THADDEUS!”
This one should be interesting and I can’t make my mind up *closes eyes and randomly picks* so I’ll choose Theodore Thundercunt to continue his rise.
Aidan Kincaid v Royal Pain is our next battle.
Kincaid is a 2 fight veteran both winning and losing by (T)KO.
Royal Pain on the other hand, has just lost by (T)KO.
These two are almost equal on the feet, with the edge on the ground going to Kincaid. Royal Pain was unimpressive in his debut, but showed toughness and some potential.
This is an even fight on paper, but I’m picking Aidan Kincaid to win this one, and by (T)KO.
Ringo Scorpion v Ronald Show is our next war in the cage.
Both of these men are 1-0 and looking to continue their winning ways.
Ronald Show’s first fight was a complete WAR which had the crowd on the edge of their seats the entire time. One thing people took from that fight was the heart of Ronald Show, and his lack of KO power. He is dead set on showing people that is just a myth.
Ringo Scorpion (little brother to Ranky) is trying to follow in his footsteps, and doing a damn good job. He has a KO already on his record and looked amazing in his fight (although it was only 35 seconds).
Ringo Scorpion was quoted saying, “This man had 3 entire rounds to inflict damage on his opponent and he couldn’t, I only needed 35 seconds and now not one of my opponent can see a scorpion without shitting himself.”
I’m going with Ringo Scorpion in this one.
Dynamite Dave v Martyn Ford comes at you next.
Both men are 2-0 and both have looked undefeatable in their fights.
Dynamite Dave has 2 KO’s to brag about and Martyn Ford has a UD and Submission on his resume.
Ford said, “I got the Tap, I’ve won over the Judges, now I just need a KO to complete the Tri-Fecta.
Sorry Dynamite Douche, you’re going to be my bitch.”
Dynamite Dave is a jack of all trades. He’s good at everything but great at nothing, but he hasn’t let that slow him down at all.
He has CRAZY power and great footwork, he said, ”I’m going to be YOUR bitch? HAHAHA, you couldn’t punch your way out of a wet paper bag. I find it funny, a guy who has almost NO boxing is going to knock me out, after I retire him he should try stand-up comedy.”
Harsh words, I’m sticking with Dynamite Dave on this one.
Lee Black v Michal Pontius is next.
Lee Black is a monster turned MMA fighter (or so it seems). He has power in his hands only had by Hercules. He is 1-0 with a KO in his first fight, people were talking highly of this guy before the fight, but few thought he’d win as brutally as he did.
Michal Pontius is a wrestler who loves to throw down. He has 2 KO’s and 1 KO loss. He lives by the phrase “Knock or get Knocked there is no other option”.
This one was perfectly put together by Island FC because this one has fireworks written all over it,
I’m picking Lee Black to win this one, because that dude is SCARY!
Heath Herring v Pierre Valjean is our next fight.
Heath Herring was involved in a war at IFC with Ryan Hunt which won fight of the night.
He is a green bearded killer with the heart of a lion and the hands of a god. He is a wrestler with great technical skills on the feet.
Many thought Pierre Valjean was a dead man walking in his debut fight but he proved the doubters wrong and came away with a huge win and taking home Knockout of the Night honors. He’s vowed to not let Herring implement his game plan and knock him out before he gets a chance to realize he is even in a fight.
Despite all that I’ll still over look Pierre Valjean and choose Heath Herring.
MAIN EVENT and CO_MAIN Made possible by Tycoon Islands FAV Clothing Store.
Our Co-Main Event is Alpha Gamma v Mauricio Calvancante for the Island FC 145lb title!
These two men are the very best at 145lbs and one will be crowned the king of the division after tonight.
Alpha Gamma is a beast from a fighting family he has great power and a ton of untapped potential, this fight is the toughest of his career.
Mauricio Calvancante is another fighter who has great wrestling and boxing and a huge amount of power.
Both these men can KO someone in the blink of an eye, and can also grind out a decision. This one will be interesting to see who can put their game plan into place first.
On paper these two are dead even, it’ll come down to who has more heart and who has the will to win, and be called, “Champion!”
OUR MAIN EVENT IS UP NEXT FEATURING Rick James v Billy Joe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rick James is 4-0 with all 4 of his wins coming by way of (T)KO. He is Muay Thai fighter with tons of experience and the skills to back it up. No one saw him coming but he hit them like a runaway train. His opponent has a 3-1 record with all 3 of his wins also coming by (T)KO.
Billy Joe will definitely be looking to stay on the outside and outland his opponent and wait for his opportunity to take him down. This is going to be a tactical war between two masters of their respective crafts.
I’m taking Rick James in this one because well, cocaine is a helluva drug…
Alright you crazy tycoon turds! Have a great one and make sure you donate, you know I’m poor! Be sure to check out IFC 4/5 on 1/23/16! Safe Night!
ISLAND FC REPORTER
Justin Credible
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