Interview with Eric Cartman

Fighter profile of Eric Cartmen by Abraham Raheem

Interviewer: OK folks this is a new segment were going to run on Tycoon Times our first episode, please welcome our guest fighter for today, with a record 2-0-0 Eric Cartman

Eric Cartmen: The Not Fat

Interviewer: what?

EC: its in my name im Eric "The Not Fat" Cartman

I: OK

EC:and i dont care so much, its just you know my fans came up with that name, they were talking about how cool i was then one of them said i wasnt fat, and another said obviously not, but then a third fan said just to be certain it should be my nickname, and i was like come on seriously guys everyone knows that i shouldnt have to put that in my nickname, but my fans wanted it, and fighters should always listen to there fans so that why

I: ok im here with Eric "The Not Fat" Cartman, are you ready for your first question

EC: yes, yes I am

I: How did you decide to become a fighter?

EC: well when i was young they asked me what i wanted to do when i grow up and i said eat and play x-box, but it turns out those jobs dont pay enough so i thought i know, i like to make ppl cry, and i just decided then that as a job profession i want to be able to make ppl cry

I: OK, who do you want to be like the most a submsion artest like Royce Gracie or a Striker like Bas Rutten

EC: i dont know those ppl

I: .... you dont know who Royce Gracie and Bas Rutten are?

EC: no, and i dont care about them

I: ... uhm ... ok then who do you most want to be like, who inspires you

EC: this might sound kind of egotistical but id have to say myself, its only becuase like if you, if you could see me, i actually do really cool stuff and most people think im really cool, and uhm just everything about me is so cool that i just inspire myself, i just look up to myself and that raises me up and then i look up to myself again and raises me up even more

I: ... ok, what your biggist fault

EC:... my biggist fault ... my biggist fault, wow thats a tough one, ... uhm, lets see ... biggest fault ... i gues- ... i guess it would have to be that sometimes im so cool that it make other people feel bad.

I: ok i guess that would count as a fault, what do you appreciate the most out about your team

EC: umm i dont really appreciate them, and if you knew them then you would know why, and i guess, uhm ... no, i dont appreciate them, they all suck @ss

I: well that all the time we have to today see you next time, thank you Eric "The Not Fat Cartman"

EC: oh, thank you, its been delightful

***reference note this article was generated using this video as a guide, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iRV30cfT8w&feature=kp***

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