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Hunting Darth Womba

Fighter profile of Patrick McWhiskey by Chris Karter

Not so long ago, in a galaxy not so far away...

Darth Womba has laid waste to a handful of Jedi Knights on his climb to the pillar of the tycooniverse.

Moses Diggs, Samor Kanen, Jose Nabijos. All defeated one by one. They would taste success, smell victory, only to have it snapped from their hands as they submitted to the Sith lord.
When all hope was lost, Chris Karter called upon The Tasmanian Devil. "Do or do not, there is no try."

The savior of the Jedi Knights. The shining light. Taj al Din. He would remain composed without desire of revenge or anger towards his enemy.
He came out, he controlled the pace, beating Darth Womba into a corner... but like his brothers before him.....

He would be slain, brutally, in the line of duty....
How the Mighty have fallen...

While he wanted justice to be served against the evil sith lord, he had to wait in line.

He was gambling on Jedi Ryo Narushima...

Jedi Ryo was no stranger to Darth Womba. The two had fought before, and although Darth Womba won 2 out of 3 battles, he suffered his most devastating defeat at the powerful hands of Ryo. Ryo may have won a battle, but he ultimately lost the war.
The dark side was too strong, and Ryo was defeated decisively.

What could the Jedi do now?
Where would the Jedi turn?

Would Darth Womba continue to conquer the world and slay all the Jedi in it?

Chris Karter had some serious contemplating to do...

After some serious meditation, the light from stoner heaven shine upon his beautiful mind...
he accepted that the Jedi weren't the solution. It was time to call an audible... but who?

As if you didn't know this was coming before the rhetorical question was typed out...
the most obvious and predictable answer since asking George Bush if he understood quantum physics...

"Notorious" Elvis Frost 23-2-0

Elvis Frost landed the Millennium Falcon in Ganja Paradise, and stumbled off with an empty bottle and bag of unclassified narcotics. Smelling of liquor and herb, he approached Chris Karter with an ever growing smile on his face.

"Finally call the big guns eh? Bout damn time."

"The force was strong in Taj."

"Never send a boy to do a mans work."

"After the target is eliminated, you will be compensated."

"Get the casket ready."

 

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