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 Welcome all Heavyweight fight fans worldwide to HWP: Bad Blood II in Las Vegas at the MMA Grand Arena where we will have a TON of fun, literally. Whenever Miami Vice steps into the cage, it attracts my attention and likewise whenever I see an event poster this hot, it attracts my attention. I promise I only fapped to it twice... so far.
After our wet T-shirt contest (Contestants are NOT heavyweights/No Plumpers invited) our infatuation with violence will commence with our Jurassic 37-year old, Michael Crichton taking on Seamus O Donnell. Cogadh O Donnell left Dwayne Johnson with one eyebrow raised after he was slammed harder than he ever was in his illustrious WWE career. Although his eyebrow was raised his brain processes were not and he was out cold improving Cogadh's record to 13-5-1. Michael “The Sphere” Crichton decided that his career as an author was over when he became pissed because his writeup was not published by the Tycoon Times and decided that he wanted to show them their mistake with his wrath in the cage. In doing that his spaceship dream sank to the depths of a 13-13 career where he is trying to do whatever he can to get above .500. He will look to keep this fight punch to kick distance away from himself as Cogadh will do the opposite and look to clinch and get this fight down to the ground.
“Cotton candy sweet as gold, let me see that tootsie roll” Tootsie Roll by the 69 boyz made for good booty dances in the early 90's but nowadays I think it should be the new entrance song for our fighter Tootsie Roll. This man has the competitive nature of a gladiator, competing in the heavyweight division only weighing 170lbs he has proven to not have an ounce of fear. Soon I believe he will get a chance to make his mark on one of his opponents as he is adjusting to the weight difference. He spent most of his career as a KT fighter, but similar to how some people use oils and fragrances, Tootsie Roll needed a heavyweight challenge to add some spice to his life. When I tried to interview Bla Bla Bla, it didnt get far. I asked him how his day was going and he talked nonstop for the rest of the day. In some asian countries monks and sages dont speak and this man is the polar opposite. Interesting to see how this knockout artist will do chasing someone half his size around the ring, he might just tire out and get finished. Will he still be talking then?
Reagel The Highlander Johehanson will take on Buster Mutha-effin cherry in a fight between two up and coming massive men. I expect the cage to be weighted down by 550lbs of pure muscle for this bout and hopefully it can handle it. Johehanson bounced back from his 3 loss skid with a submission in the QFC before finding this excellent org. his 12-5 record is impressive speaking that the bulk of his career was spent finding a home to fight in. He has become a well rounded fighter and still has a number of good years ahead of him. Buster cherry is similar in that regard as he is a very versatile fighter but seems to be most impressive with his wrestling skills. The funny thing about Buster Cherry is, despite his name and 35 year old age, hes still a virgin, and his favorite movie's main character is played by Steve Carell. This frustration is what gives him the motivation to step into the cage and I think he will unleash a few heavy blows that The Highlander will not be able to withstand for a victory in this bout.
As I mentioned before, the undefeated Miami Vice will look for his 12th victory against Brian King. This will be the tale of two KO artists who combine for 34 of their 44 wins come by way of knockout. While Vice is unblemished it seems as every fight gets tougher for him, this one being the hardest of his career. He has never faced such a striker with skills in all trades like Brian King but fortunately for him, king happened to be born 11 years earlier which gives him the opportunity to fight him well after his peak. King demolished Ares Constantinides with what was awarded the KO of the night at Copout Vs Natzee where his right hand assaulted Constantinides in an eery way that left him unconscious on his back still attempting to throw punches. Even though he is old, you still must pay attention to his power, he packs it. Miami vice has knocked opponents out with punches and kicks and his skill is only growing, this is a fight for your spoiler list, something you wont want to miss, along with that event poster.
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