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 Welcome all to another TTFC New York Title night where Mike Thomas has once again put together a fight card of fun.
The exciting 27 year old Oliver Schwalle will return to the cages of the Credit Card Center again to take on Cian McGarrity. Schwalle (10-5) has had EACH of his previous fights end in KO or TKO fashion. By the end of his MMAtycoon career he will have parkinsons worse than Muhammad Ali's and will most likely attempt to join the NFLPA and sue the NFL for a brain damage settlement and believe he will win. With all that aside, I dont think we have ever seen such an “all or nothing” fighter before in TTFC history, Especially one with more “All” than “Nothing.” Understand that Schwalle has NEVER gone one minute into the second round in ANY fight of his career which is not a tribute to his excellent shape so expect big punches from this homerun hitter for about 10 minutes at most. Twice people survived the first round to be KO'ed by powerful hands at 42 seconds into the second round.
Cian McGarrity, direct younger brother of Kearney McGarrity will look to cause more brain damage to his Kamikaze opponent. At the weigh in, McGarrity was asked why he decided to find a different manager than his brother who seems to flirt with the title quite frequently. Cian furiously explained that he couldnt stand his brother back in Dublin where they always competed in everything they did but Kearney was always better. When asked about the size difference between the two (87lbs) he ensured that, “Obviously Kearney's hungry butt farmed the hell out of those potatoes.” Cian landed a masterful uppercut that removed Adam Lockwood from his hit list and he has since taken a lot of time to prepare for Schwalle. I predict this time will pay off and the little potato farmer from Dublin will take the victory over Oliver Schwalle.
For our main event of the night, Kearney McGarrity will pester Lester Cockenschtuff for his title again after the Molester took on his superfight against Victor Creed with Sychronicity. Cockenschtuff came in hard but was left limp and on his knees after Creed gave him all he wanted and more. Also noted in the fight results,”Post fight, Victor Creed stared into the camera and said 'Be careful what you wish for boy, you just might get it. Thanks for the invite though.” Cockenschtuff will now fight back in his safe haven of TTFC where he has groped and disposed of his last 7 opponents without much of a conflict. Against McGarrity he will look to land clean strikes from either standup or on the ground to take this victory.
McGarrity on the other hand, will attempt to avoid the same fate he had when he fought Cockenschtuff the first time where he was cut almost instantly into the fight and shortly after a minute was rocked by a punch in the clinch (or should I say Lester's grope) and was sent tumbling down to a loss and 10th place in TTFC rankings. Kearney will look to control this fight on the ground and look for submissions or Lay and Pray to win this fight, but in the end I predict Cockenschtuff will take another victory and continue to polish his career resume before he takes his shot at joining the TTFC HOF.
My other card predictions are
-Chase Utley over Napalm Chief
-Obasi over Aldo
-Blunt Force Trauma over Nieddds
-Heavy Damage over Satanmury
-Bubba Jenkins over Hermansson
-Hellson Ballswick over Roncesvalles because of conditioning error
-Benevides over Les Paul
and Rasmus over Lapikov
if you disagree, try your luck with Global Elite Group Booking and MFN Bookies. Thank you all for actually reading, hope you continue to do so, thank Mike Thomas for another great card and to all, ENJOY!
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