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TTFC-Cockenschuff Vs Webster

Event Preview: TTFC Cockenschuff Vs Webster
Team Thomas Fight Club
2013-08-17, New York, Empire Indoor Arena
Author:King Scooby

Team Thomas Fight Club will gladly bring you a 10 fight PPV lineup with 2 title fights and an awesome co-main event commencing at Empire Indoor Arena in New York.

The champion defending his belt at 135lbs Chris “The Brick” Mullen (40-14-1) represented by KAISER Nutrition(160) and FireBird will return to the cage after an unfortunate yet exciting loss to Waru Kazuri. Despite being bigger and taller than Kazuri, Mullen, who dominated the first round and left his opponent with a cut, walked right into a quick jab around the two minute mark that although he lasted a while, never recovered from and was finished by way of TKO-Strikes shortly after.

One of NamunamuClothing and GREEN!'s best fighters will be OCTAGONing off with “The Brick” in this match. As “Terrible” Tyrone Tornado CPW (22-7-1) prepares for his first title shot we must acknowledge the hot streak he has been on (5-0) since his knockout of the night of One-Time Eagles Flanker DeSean Jackson (I wont be drafting him this year) . He's also been (8-1) since joining TTFC with his only loss coming by a decision to Ranny Bruvik who I am sure would not turn down the opportunity to battle it out with him again. Tyrone Tornado has always been an excellent boxer and has shown phenominal energy in his fights where he has logged more than 5 times as many head punches thrown than his opponents during this stretch. With his theme song being “Warning”, the champ better plan for the Tornado headed in his direction.

Mullen must look to wear the Tornado down with leg kicks and body kicks while avoiding his length and handspeed. The Tornado has never lost by submission which would lead you to believe that he wouldnt want to take this fight to the ground but in order to avoid the relentless flurry of punches that Tyrone packs this may be a logical decision. In the end I see the belt changing its place of residence from around Mullen's waist to hoisted above The Tornado's head. This is a hungry fighter passing every test that has been placed in front of him and this time, his boxing skills and height advantage will grant him the victory.

Our co-main presents us with Mac Tyson entering the ring with the same sounds that we all once heard as children when Little Mac first stepped in the ring to take on Glass Joe. Mac Tyson has had an excellent career and at (19-5) he has only allowed on victory to go to the cards. He has always given us fun entertaining fights because he seemingly takes care of his problems by himself. As quick as we used to defeat Glass Joe I think Mac Tyson defeated Chris Cook even faster. Just two minutes into the fight he landed a big left and Chris was thinking about Big-Mamas cooking as Tyson began to turn his face into Granmaw's mashed potatoes with gravy on sunday afternoon. He has since gone on to win his next two fights in the same fashion taking the belt from Ralph McGuire.

One of TTFC's newest fighters Jai Malek comes with an impressive resume in which he has strung together plenty of wins before taking his most recent setbacks. Josh Williams used Malek's face to show off his flexibility with a leg kick leading to a TKO and Shane Luger looked nearly unfazed by his cut above his eye as he put Malek to sleep on his feet and luckily Malek was able to hold on to finish the fight and lose by decision. Not all is going south for Malek though, he put together a 6 fight win streak where all the ratings were amazing and he is well deserving of a turnaround.

Both fighters have fought the same style recently being very decisive with their punches thrown and both have spent most of their time standing and boxing. The fighter with the better cardio and with the best accuracy with most likely be the victor of this fight. While both guys seem to be excellent counter punchers I believe Mac Tyson is on the way to victory by a way of a 3 star punch after refilling his counter meter due to his KO power and massive size. This should be an exciting fight for the ages!

Our Main event and other title bout is one like none other where Lester “The Molester” Cockenschtuff will defend his title against Chris Webster at 265+lbs. In Webster's last action we saw him land an incredible “HADOUKEN” style Cleveland bus driver uppercut [MustSeeHere! -http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opaEKCnsbOI ] that sent buster grimes airborne. As he waited for Grimes to land he waved him back into the fight for more where grimes, in his sleepwalking efforts zombie shuffled his corpse into another right hand from Webster and landed back on the canvas where he chose to make his place of rest.

The Molester has now won SEVEN fights in a row 6 by KO, most of them have been main or co-main events and we simply cannot get enough of this rapist in his tight underwear! Even more eye popping than his sexual antics ringside is his ability to knock opponents out so many diverse ways. His opponents must be prepared for every facet of fighting possible because despite him loving big brown beavers he is a very dangerous man. It is interesting to see what could possibly happen if Webster somehow creates a cut. Finally after going back and forth with my predictions for this fight, I expect Cockenschtuff to retain his title by an exciting knockout over webster, continuing his win streak but I dont think this will be the last time these two fighters meet.

With the rest of the lineup promising good up and coming fighters and lots of entertainment my predictions are...

-Pukki defeats Tyrell Summers

-Silva defeats Vemola

-Bruvik defeats Dominguez

-Bishop defeats Elastinen

-Mihattovic defeats Pembleton

-Asher Asher defeats Bonjaatkos and

-Charles Brock defeats Jim Brown

Thank you all for joining TTFC and Mike Thomas for putting this PPV must see fight card together and dont forget to put in your bets at BOTH P4P Betting (P4Pbet.com) and MFN Bookies! MAKE SOME MONEY!!!

 

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