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Craig Brophy |
Jul 15, 2011 21:44 GMT |
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An Troid
Slider Kingz 9
Well kids here we are! Slider kingz 9 has finally arrived and this card broke my heart to put together but eventually I got it done and finalized and here we are!!! So many people helped out in making this card a success that I feel deserve a mention.
Marko Salaga, Franky West, Bo Jangles, Bricktop McKenzie(a troid legend), Derek Oliver, Bradley Burns (not only did he give me his fighter he also released guys from his org just to help me lock up fights in mine, what a gent!), Jackie chan, Dirk Copeland, Diamond Head(one of the nicest guys I have dealt with in the game! Also has Mr. troid title :D ) Arian Regina, Al cohol, opa jokinan, Roy Jones sr, Pauli Puska, Aj Perok and Boris barbanov. Also thanks to Joe Lang of LFNC for his help!!!
I owe you guys so much for helping me out so much I literally begged, scrapped and did things no man should ever have to do to get this card confirmed. But now its done and we are ready to rock and roll. Normally on reviews I only write up about the big fights
so thats all ten this time hahahaa here you go!
Fight 1 - Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus v Luc Deveraux
Both these fighters are monsters and will likely be using this as a stepping stone to jumping way way way up the rankings and causing major ripples in the 170 lb division. With a combined record of 18-3 with with 10 finishes between there wins this fight is most likely ending before the judges have any say so they may as well take a nap. But the question is which one of our warriors is taking a nap?
Bad is the ~Troid~ 170lb champ and has had a smooth run through the division pardon his slip up in his last bout against the ever dangerous Per Saukko. Bad is a universal threat in the cage able to lock up a submission or knock you out, as his 7-1 record shows, no slouch in the cage! This is Bads 3rd slider kingz show which shows his prominent position within the company
Luc is over to ~Troid~ from his 12 fight run in UKMMA where he smashed through all but two opponents, and he hopes to continue his two fight win streak, with two bonuses in those fights, and take it to three. Luc has 7 finishes in his fights all via KO or TKO, needless to say, he is a dangerous dangerous dude! 11-2 he is used to having his way in the cage and will be sure he has what it takes to tuck Bad up and put him to bed for the night!
In this fight I think its gonna be two guys walking into the middle of the cage and swinging
Exceptional boxer and remarkable MT for Bad opposed by remarkable boxer and exceptional MT for Luc so completely evenly matched
then on the grappling side Bad takes over being a sensational wrestler with a brown belt vs superb and blue. Saying that Bad loves to swing them thaaaaaangs and will be confident he can put the hurt on luc
If Bads grappling isnt all defensive he could tactically out grapple Luc on route to a sub or a decision
but I think this ends early and with fireworks
No predictions will be made throughout this preview as the whole card is nuts and I hate being wrong!!! :P
Fight 2 - Mike Tyson v Terry Jenkins
Tyson vs Jenkins is probably one of the most exciting bouts of the night with a combined 17 wins and only 5 making it the distance
some one is losing there fillings and someone is gonna need a doctor
. A plasic surgeon
. A therapist
.. and a long long looooooooooooooooooooooong vacation to get over the trauma! Shit is about to go down!
Mike Tyson
the name is synonymous with shit going down, danger, fear and WTF style tattoos. All of these things make me happy to put this fight on! Mike has the advantage in Muay thai Wrestling and BJJ
I know right go figure
but not boxing? Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeird
but not really when you consider how his last few bouts in RL have gone
. ( oh snap )
. Tyson needs to stick to what he has been doing and that is knocking folk out
. Tyson said he was gonna be all over Jenkins like Eczema on a homeless man
. I dunno either
.
Terry is an Elite boxer
end of
7 of his wins are via tko/ko which says it all
he comes he swings shit falls down
what he lacks in well rounded-ness he makes up for in punches! Terry has been clamoring for a crack at Jay Jay who beat stable mate Paul Poulter in the last Slider Kingz event
so does he have his full attention on the task at hand? Will he be able to get past this final hurdle before he runs into the brick wall that is Jay Jay? Time to find out!
Either Jenkins fists do there business and leave Mike as a bloody wreck or Mikes well rounded skill set will take over
another tough fight to call I mean how do you count out an Elite boxer ? and how do you question Mr. Mike Tyson??? This is a huge fight and is for the next guy to face Jay Jay on Slider Kingz 10! The biggest show Troid has ever put together
Jenkins better have his footwork in order to avoid all aspects of MMA apart from the boxing. No clinch, no takedowns no BJJ
just swing
Mike has a couple options to put this fight to bed just needs to get past the starting obstacle that is being at striking range with an elite boxer.
Fight 3 - Johnny Davis v Lightning Storm
32 Ws between them
. DAMN! Thats a whole lot of kicking ass! Here we have a striker vs a grappler
more specifically a boxer vs a wrestler
Lets look deeper into the fighters.
Johnny is a master at grinding out the win. Think Jon Fitch but prettier. On a 4 fight win streak at CoV
now that dont come easy. A testament to how hard Mr. crash davis is! He has 20 wins to his credit and will be pretty confident he can add another here with his streak of wins he currently has. I guess its time to find out if he can grind down lightening, or if the storm will be too much.
Lightening is 8-1 in his last 9 bouts
not to bad at all! Add to that he likes to bust a rhyme - Let the fists fly, watch your jaw drop.. The victory is mine, your gonna belly flop. And we have a slick talking bomb dropper! From the Bradley Burns stable so you no he is certified and has the ability to back up that smack he be talking
Here I think Davis can grind it out for a decision or Lightening can end it at any stage
so will the power of lightening illuminate Johnny all the way into a tunnel with a light at the end? Or will Crash crush lightenings hopes for the W? Im intrigued but what sliders these two Kingz decide to utilize.
Fight 4 - Paul Poulter v Peter Line
Two knockout artists step up here and will both be looking to lock sights on the chin of the other. Let the leather fly I say!
Paul is one of my favorites, no question.
A Muay thai wrecking machine who will never back down from a challenge
in fact he will ASK for tough fights that I think he should perhaps avoid lol. Paul has been on 4 slider kingz shows with this being the 5th! That is huge! Clearly shows how integral he has been to Troid throughout its existence.
Peter is a horrible
. HORRIBLE man! I say that with full conviction! Why? He is on a 4 fight win streak
two of those Ws
CAME OVER MY FIGHTERS !!! AAAAARGH! Hahaha na I joke Pete is a killer. And he is here to stick up W number five on this streak. Can he do it ? lets see
I think Paul needs to clinch up and smash a hole through Line or kick him to death
or else he loses this bout as Peter has the edge in all other primarys and holds a higher rank to boot. Lets settle this properly and let the leather fly!
Fight 5 - Colin Hendry v Andrew Snyder
What do I say about this one
. 9-1 vs 7-1
. Yeah I no
..14 KO finishes between um 7 a piece
. Only losses came by running out of time! Two decision losses
I should have made this a 50 minute fight so this can be settled without the interference of the judges
but I dont think its gonna make it out the first.
Colin stated God has mercy, I don't
. No shit! 7 finishes via KO punctuate a great record. His one loss was against Mr. Zabuza
and that guy haunts my dreams he is so scary! Colin Hendry fights in his traditional kilt and no matter how I stress the practicality of skin tight GSP-esq shorts he will have none of it and still smashes folk
cant argue with success I guess.
Andrew stated I'm coming for you man. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!
Think Tyson also said that but when our reporter Bruce Beefcake said this Andrew he went missing for 4 days
we havent discussed it
Snyder has 7 wins on his record
all first round stoppages
. Here comes the BOOM!
Snyder needs to keep the distance with kicks or close it all the way into the clinch
its the middle are where Colin could light him up
this is gonna end before the final bell
you can take that to the bank!!!
Fight 6 - Ding Dong v Umberto Duran
I offered Dong a much easier opponent
no names
he asked for Duran
. I asked him to consider the other guy
he said no
. I pleaded
. He said HELL NO! and so here we are Ding Dong vs Duran!
Dong kicks peoples faces in! 6 wins via kicks 5 of with where one hit head kick KOs! and he has 10 Kos all together on his resume
he dont fuck about he gets in and smashes those in front of him! He aint one for to much talk I asked why will you win he stated in a cave man type grunt Troid - 265 Champion
well if that dont tell you much
look at his highlight reel of holy SHIT Knockouts!!!
Umberto aka the Filipino machete is many things
a cage fighter
a torturer
a sugar cane grower
a stripper
a part time body builder
a hair braiding national champion and a gay rights activist
.. oh and a scary mutha fucka! 4 first round stoppages are a testament to this! Umberto laughed when I told him Ding wanted to fight him and then readily accepted ever confident of his superiority
In this fight Dong needs to get that infamous head kick to work
FAST! Umberto knows how to put fighters away and so this comes down to who lands first
. Its like tiger vs lion
.. both natural born killers!
Fight 7 - Rocky Marciano v Teppo Tuhkasaari
Black belt vs Black belt what more do you need to know? These guys no more ways to hurt you than a Chinese torture camp full of nutters
true story!
I asked rocky why he chose MMA as a career path he stated "its not the winning , its the taking part that counts" whoever said that was a looser
this leads me to believe he just loves the victory
the primal one on one combat
plus with a name like Rocky Marciano you can not become a door to door gold fish salesman can you !?
Teppo is the owner of one of the coolest names in all of MMATYCOON. I asked Teppo how training went for the upcoming bout he stated I get my ass kicked in the gym, so I can rule in the cage. And based on the full body cast he was in at the time he must be really REALLY prepared! He was formerly ranked 1st in the weight class and is looking to once again climb the mountain to what he feels is his rightful place
Way to close to call both have abilities everywhere to make this end at any moment
I hope to see some super rare submission locked on here to dazzle and amaze all in attendance
definitely on the cards as a fight of the night contender! Also as if this fight needed any more incentive Rocky is looking to avenge a previous loss to Teppo! 32 wins between um
god damn!
Fight 8 - Jay Jay v Keane Kane
Mr. Troid vs cousin It
. Oh sorry thats Keane Kane! Sorry dude hahaha Jays well rounded skill set or Kanes finish focused style
what prevails?
Jay is 12-0! That dont happen by accident
and it dont happen easily! Mr. troid is the face of the company and a prodigal son to the Troid banner. He managed to crush the dreams of 12 hopefuls and hopes to add Kane to that list
when asked what he thought of Kane he was pleasant as per usual simply stating its nice to have an opponent who dont run his mouth and wants to just put in work in the cage
unfortunately for Kane Jay dont know how to lose
Keane also knows how to win! 9 fight win streak beating Manny Pacquiao as well!!! Nuff said! What your not impressed? He beat Rashad Evans!!! Yeah I no
. What you want more!!!?? He beat Sean Connery
. There you go
. The man is a monster and probably the biggest threat to ever step in the cage with Mr. troid
he claims Jay will not get off his stool for the second
if he makes it onto it after the first
. Damn
Jay can submit nearly anyone on any given day and he can grind anyone into wishing they had lost already
but Kane knows how to heat it up more than his WWE namesake
he can bang and Jay better keep that chin tucked if he dont wanna be tucked up in a hospital bed
Fight 9 - Ricky Zabuza v Mike Puska 155 lb
CHAMPIONSHIP
Puska popped up from 145 to take Ricky on and has him in every primary
gonna be a tough one Ricky mate
Ricky has not signed a new contract with Troid as he wishes to see how the upcoming title bout unfolds perhaps looking to leave troid if he loses the belt looking for greener pastures
and who can blame him Mike is a mean looking S O B! but dont count Ricky out! 11-1 he aint really used to losing and so this upcoming fight could be a bitter pill to swallow if it dont go his way
GnP hero
can he clip the cape on one more time ?
Mike Puska? Who is that guy ? WTF where you been kid? 6 time IFT Bantamweight champion, 2 time IF Bantamweight champion and current Troid Featherweight champion! And by his own proclamation 155lb Troid lightweight champion
. Palm reader? Tarot card reading? No he puts it down to the pile of broken sparring partners that liter his gym
Mike has big dreams
they start with taking this title and he could be looking slightly beyond Ricky
could be a grave mistake
Mike likes to play BJJ from him back and if he gets to comfortable fown there Ricky will smash him through the canvas
This fight hits the floor
definitely
Ricky tries to throw bombs
. Definitely
. Mike throws up his legs often looking to snap something .. ohhhh yeah
.. which one gets there way ??? I dunno but im intrigued to find out !!!
Fight 10 - Levi Zimmerman v Knocko Blocko
I had Levi signed to fight but had Dont confirmed before he got here so I was stuck in a pickle
what the fuck do I do with Levi??? So I just got my arse whooped by Knocko in Invidious combat
and thought to myself
. He will do so I got on to the boss man Jon McGuirk and said oh please mista man will you lend me the big guy who broke my heart
couple messages later and bam! Knocko is in my org
now I could have tortured him for wrecking my poor Zilla Kongs dreams of being champ but he is a bit big so I shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit myself and have not seen him face to face yet as he scares me! Levi is a gentle soul on the other hand and we are just back from our bromantic honeymoon and he is the most gentle cuddler
I mean uh
. He has a great game off his back
. Oooooh I mean uhhh he knows what to do from the turtle position
.. uhhhhhhhhh argh shit
..
Levi has beat up jimi Hendrix
. True story check his record! Levi was one of the first to sign up when I said im looking to put on some big hype & pop fights that are pretty tough
just shows the spirit this warrior has and being the laid back hero he is I asked him what he does between fights he said All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine
the panicle of cool and effortless swag
this guy is what being a MMA is all about
beast by night in a cage
beach dude by day
what better way to live?
Knocko is of a different mould say little do little, just train and fight. In fact his gym is named after him as he refused to leave and no one could make him so its now his training ground as well as his place of residence. We asked him how he felt about his uncoming bout and being main event in a foreign org he whispered Perierat totus orbis, nisi iram finiret misericordia which means "The entire world would have perished unless compassion had limited the hatred.
na I dont really no what that has to do with the question either but there you have it I had asked him over the phone as I really REALLY do not wish to meet this guy face to face I would cry
This is the one to watch
Well best of luck to all fighters who have come to Troid from various corners of the Tycooniverse and I thank them once again for helping me put on such a big show
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Signing off until the review tomorrow evening
Craig Brophy
Troid CEO & HMFIC (head mutha fucka in charge)
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