gwad12345 Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 Come again? No need to bring this to the SFL smack talk thread. The boss of farts just wants to act like a boss and maintain the mad e-rep he has around here. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjs2442 Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 Thanks for setting me straight G wad what would I do without you 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monsieur.Camara Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 Unlike your slave driving organization, we won't road block a super fight. But if Reijo Halli doesn't want to go to an org with that name, I'll pay you 100K to stfu and send him for 1 fight. Sincerely, The KO King We are not blocking. Let me explain: - Divisons have champs and divisions have contenders. - Champs defend and contenders expect title shots. Everyone fights to climb ranks and become the champ. - Org owners respect each others schedules and our loyal customers. - If you skip the org owner when trying to book a Super Fight you might upset a contender. That is no bueno for any org. -So going forward you message the org owner first and then everyone happy. If org owner decides to postpone championship fight to address Super Fight they can communicate properly with Contender in order to maintain proper business relationship (i.e. 99% Satisfaction Rating after 2 years) - Should org owner not reply consider it a no. This doesn`t mean you get mad and throw your toys against the wall. Sometimes org owner has real life, sometimes he doesn`t prioritize your emails. No reply = no super fight. Welcome to the org game Mistakes like these will happen, no need to get mad we can easily communicate as long as you respect our org rules. Sincerely, Ibby 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monsieur.Camara Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 Thanks for setting me straight G wad what would I do without you PM sent Edit: You can also ask in your alliance chat, everyone that needed to know was informed before sending his file to HR. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted July 23, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 A simple no would of sufficed. The Alpha dog doesn't go to the beta. Like I said, welcome to the shark tank. If you want some org owner tips, PM our Chief Financial Officer Louie DePalma. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monsieur.Camara Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 Unlike your slave driving organization, we won't road block a super fight. But if Reijo Halli doesn't want to go to an org with that name, I'll pay you 100K to stfu and send him for 1 fight. Sincerely, The KO King I`m in really good terms with Taina V. He`s had some fighters at FARTMMA in the past and I actually sent one of his 330k guys to JAG not too long ago. Like I said, I have an opening at FARTMMA 112. If you want to lend him here to challenge himself vs our champ I am open to it. The champ is ready and his contender just recently fought. I cannot lend him as I need 2-3 top fights in that card. But if you want to test your top fighters we are always open for business (for another 4 days). Welcome to 340k 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mannetosen Posted July 24, 2020 Report Share Posted July 24, 2020 Oh look, Camara derailed another thread. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwad12345 Posted July 24, 2020 Report Share Posted July 24, 2020 Oh look, Camara derailed another thread. Try as he might, he can't obstruct the publishing of Chapter 3 in the Stoner Fight League Foundational Anthologies. We all know he's highly influential (e.g. he somehow found a way to get to me leave a job I didn't want ! ), but no one has that much power. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwad12345 Posted July 24, 2020 Report Share Posted July 24, 2020 Previously: Chapter 1: Bad Trips in Japan Chapter 2: Blazing Inspiration Chapter 3: Rising High Karter shared his vision, but it’s up to the board to craft the strategy and make it a reality. Amsterdam is the obvious base of choice. Some concern is attributed to what effect the city’s temptations, given Karter’s regular visits and well-known proclivities, will have on the financial health of the organization, but this is deemed a necessary risk. Outreach and talent acquisition: It is decided, given Convicted’s reputation (as stated in the name of the alliance), that it would be prudent to reach out to some of the other major alliances in Tycoon, including The Stepdads, YABAI, and Keyboard Warriors to bring them on board. This also enables the organization to draw on a vast talent pool of the Tycooniverse’s best and brightest. From left: Glenn Rocket, Prince Mitchell, CK, Louie De Palma and G Wad pose for a team photo Next is the question of who to premiere and showcase in the rejuvenated and revamped organization. The July fourth event, Genesis, was a one-off to put some of the biggest and up and coming names in the world in the arena. By fate, luck or the will of god, opportunity comes knocking. With his ear to the ground, Karter catches word of grumblings at the 340K ID level. UnderGround, which had ruled the roost in the Dutch capital since early 2019, has gone MIA. Prowling the streets of Amsterdam one fine Summer morn, Karter spots the ruins of the once proud organization. Watching as a steady stream of disgruntled fighters inspect the doorless frame of a dilapidated building bearing the UnderGround insignia, he hatches an ingenious plan. Stoner Fight League’s new HQ is established. As if that wasn’t enough, the foundation of Stoner Fight League was also pre-empted by the fall from grace of Rapid Fighting Championship, the next most logical competitor. Cowered by the inevitable and unstoppable ascent of SFL, the only other 340K Org bows in submission, sticks its tail between its legs and scurries off to less threatening pastures; 330K. “Global developments dictate tactics” counsels SFL Senior Geopolitical Advisor G Wad. With no legitimate competition and free reign at its level, Karter and the board move quickly and aggressively to hunt the greatest 340K fighters in existence. It’s open season. RFC and UnderGround champions from Reijo Halli and Lenny Kowalski to Edison Atunes and Serhey Rishkinov are poached right out from under their respective crumbling organizations. And Karter is enjoying every minute. Notorious big game hunter Chris Karter displays the poached carcass of Lenny Kowalski, as ornaments of former glory lay strewn about What does the future have in store for SFL? What does one get when one mixes weed, White Jesus, and golden showers in a petri dish with ten of the finest managers in Tycoon history? We’ll find out together. 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10thPlanetKT Posted July 24, 2020 Report Share Posted July 24, 2020 Lol this is a masterpiece! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted July 25, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2020 PRIVATE MODS, FINNS, AND DIRTY MONEY Amsterdam, Netherlands - CK's Office, SFL HQ Chris Karter chills in his office at the SFL with newly hired Private Mod TJ Mitchell, partaking in the pleasantry's of the Prince's long forgotten favorite past-time. The notorious entrepreneur continues to woo the private investigator with his lackadaisical charm as they chit chat about drugs, the dangers of the Outback, and carry on into a philosophical debate relating to the hygiene of Aussie hookers in comparison to the local women in the Red Light District. Karter - being a self-proclaimed expert in courtesans, strumpets, and girls with daddy issues - grins devilishly and promises proper entertainment. With a snap of his fingers the doors swing open and a pair of scantily clad Dutch escorts of Moroccan decent come twirling into the room. Hei Long King steps into the room with a phone in his hand. His presence doesn't interrupt the show. "It's for you." Hei Long walks over and tries to hand Karter the phone. Karter motions for him to hold it up to his ear. Hei Long refuses, puts it on speaker mode, and sets it down on the coffee table. "Hei! Hei! Haloo! Haloo!" Karter and TJ look up at Hei Long and point to the phone. "Dude, it's for you." "Hei! Haloo! Oletko siellä?" "They're speaking in an unknown dialect." Hei Long explains. "Chris I don't know how to tell you this, I'm only fluent in Asian languages." "Aren't you the translator of the SFL?" Karter states. "No, I'm one of the writers." Hei Long assures him. Karter looks up at him with the enthusiasm only a man-child could possess, "Are you a member of our super covert top secret discord channel yet?" "Do you use a mic?" Hei Long ask. "No, but we communicate via sexting." Karter replies. Hei Long stands there silently, never responding. Karter looks perturbed as he ponders his own thoughts. Karter scratches his head, "I could of sworn I hired you as a translator..." "You did, but that was when we were in Tokyo. We're in Amsterdam now." Hei Long explains. "But are we really?" TJ starts to question his own reality when Jason Smith enters the room carrying a large package. "Jason," Karter calls for his attention. "Where are we at?" Jason opens the package, reaches inside, and pulls out a colorful condom wrapper. He reads from the label. "Dude, we're in Amsterdam." "Damn, Operation EuroTrip is motion..." Karter grumbles before a lightning bulb goes off in his head and his eyes widen. "I have an idea!" Hei Long looks genuinely concerned as Karter leans forward and picks up the phone and dials a number. MR. FINN '89 1989 image of Marky Mark of the Finnfighters showing off his Finngredients at the Crystal Show Club in Helsinki "Finntastic, welcome aboard." Karter hangs up the phone and looks around at the rest of the room. "Well, that was easy." "A little too easy..." Jason grumbles with discontent. Karter snaps back, "I got 99 problems but a Finn ain't one." Jason battles his inner rage as TJ jots down notes in his diary. Jason decides to bust out a few hundred push ups as he simultaneously rants about all things Finnish, only stopping when he is interrupted by the sudden sound of "Thunderstruck" - no, not mother nature - but the classic Rock N' Roll song by AC/DC. The room looks around for the source of the noise and discover it's coming from TJ's phone. TJ is oblivious. He sits there with his eyes closed, tapping the pen on his diary to the drums of the jam. "Thunder... Thunder..." TJ whimpers still lost in a nostalgic trance. When the music stops he breaks away from his solo jam sesh. His phone instantly starts ringing again but this time he answers it. He appears to struggle to listen to the whiny noises coming from the other end. He nods his head making grunts and sounds of affirmation, as if he were even capable of registering the data his brain was attempting to process in its current inebriation. When he hangs up the phone he looks at Karter, eyes redder than the devils dick, a spacey look on his pubescent face as he tries to hide the giggly underbelly of his tone. "Karter, they uh, they say the money's dirty." Karter laughs diabolically. $$$$ WHERE DOES IT CALL COME FROM? $$$$ Chris Karter flexing for media at the unveiling of the new SFL HQ in Amsterdam Thanks to the most glorious staff ever assembled since The Avengers (the movie, not to be mistaken with the defunct tycoon alliance), the SFL has went on a signing spree plucking top talent from competitive free agent waters. Somehow the upstart organization managed to jump into the shark tank and sign some of the brightest prospects in all the land; Edison Atunes (#37 P4P), Serhey Rishinikov (#48 P4P), Lenny Kowalski (#64 P4P), Reijo Halli (#67 P4P), Bleeding Spanner (#86 P4P), Techno Viking (#93 P4P), etc. Lesser organizations and their amateur level owners were bickering publically about the way the SFL staff was bullying their way into the market. They couldn't compete with the well-oiled machine, but the question remained; how could the SFL afford such talent? Maybe it was his POWERFUL FRIEND at the CFC? Was it his other POWERFUL FRIEND at Pulse? Was he backed by old money? Did he win the tycoon lottery for the 20th time? Was he pulling a Mentor and running a pyramid scheme to fund his day-to-day operations? According to the audit log provided by Private Mod T.J. Mitchell the entire operation is currently funded through one financier... Mr. Chris Karter. Karter, a well known money shark and Convicted money launderer, was always under the watchful eye of his enemies. But now that Private Mod was in his back pocket, the self-proclaimed GOAT had free reigns to the game. Karter has gone on a bender. Karter robbed a bank. Karter is a dirty fighter poacher. Chris Karter chuckles as he reads the never ending headlines. "I smell weakness." he says as he closes the page. 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Rambo Posted July 27, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 27, 2020 Org owners don't know how to react when they read the headlines day in and day out as the Stoner Fight League signs top prospect after top prospect. Plucking the best of the best from right under their dirty unrestricted noses, the capitalistic corporate scum appeared no match for the savvy puppeteers behind the madness at the SFL, or their ridiculously deep and equally dirty pockets. Stoner Fight League (@O6009) buzzed at Theksit Ruengruong (@M117485), Sakmongkol Sitsongrit (@F343874)We are thrilled to announce Sakmongkol Sitsongrit has locked up a long term mega-deal! The undefeated featherweight extraordinaire hails from the prestigious Muay Thai camp of Theksit Ruengruong. Welcome to the SFL! Stoner Fight League (@O6009) buzzed at John Makres (@F343528)John Makres is a former RFC LHW Champion that is the winner of 5 of his last 6 bouts, all by way of KO. With 6 first rounds finishes he poses some firepower in his arsenal. We look forward to the fireworks he'll bring in his debut. Welcome to the SFL! Stoner Fight League (@O6009) buzzed at Azacca Trounvouche (@F343186)After heated negotiations we have finally signed Azacca Trounvouche! The Original Rude Boy is the current RFC Lightweight Champion and he hasn't made any friends in our LW division. We look forward to reignited old rivalries. Welcome the SFL mon! Stoner Fight League (@O6009) buzzed at Jackson Trigger (@F340122)Introducing RFC Champion and Hall of Famer Jackson Trigger to our Light Heavyweight division! Jackson is a fan favorite that enters the cage with a kill or be killed mentality. 13 of his 14 wins have come by way of KO. Welcome "Bang Bang" to the SFL! Stoner Fight League (@O6009) buzzed at Juan Kemonito (@F340399)"The Tiny Tormentor" Juan Kemonito signs to the SFL. He is an athletically gifted Mexican luchador taught the art of Lucha Libre by mysterious Master Nacho and Sensei Rei. We look forward to his debut. Bienvenido a la SFL amigo! Stoner Fight League (@O6009) buzzed at Oganeditse Gaolathe (@F340241)Holy Botswana batman, it's Oganeditse Gaolathe! At 8-2 he was one of the top Bantamweight prospects before the plague ravaged the village of Gaborone. After fleeing to United States he is ready to fight once again and the SFL is happy to have him. Stoner Fight League (@O6009) buzzed at Alex Murray (@F344825)There's a party in Houston tonight! Just signed Alex Murray one of the brightest BW prospects in the game. An undefeated kick boxer transitioned to MMA and has since evolved into a BJJ black belt. Welcome to the SFL and good luck! Stoner Fight League (@O6009) buzzed at Dom Severini (@F344648)Proud to announce the signing of Dom Severini. The 13-5 LHW RFC vet is a Jersey City native that brings a big heart and big right hand to the cage with him. Racking up 11 knockouts, 9 of them in the 1st RD, he was 1 of the most exciting fighters on roster. Win, lose, or draw expect him to bring those fireworks to the SFL. Good luck! Stoner Fight League (@O6009) buzzed at Mac Little (@M122462), Lenny Kowalski (@F340794)We welcome the current RFC LHW Champ and one of the top LHW prospects in the game, Lenny Kowalski! Elite boxing and a black belt in BJJ has helped him amass a 12-1 record and 6-0 under Mac Little. Will "The Stump" be able to keep that streak alive in the SFL? Stoner Fight League (@O6009) buzzed at Skjoldr Leifsson (@F340101)Skjoldr Leifsson is the latest fighter to join the Stoner Fight League. The 8-3 x1 RFC title contender brings an array of versatility to the cage for those MMA purist out there. Knockouts or submissions, he is a prospect to watch. Welcome to the SFL! http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15422218215204.jpghttp://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14106008433182.pnghttp://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15832052359938.jpghttp://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15372030812197.png Valentin Taneyev, Vincent Lomax, Manny Johnson, Phil Coleman, the big names that signed with the SFL were multiplying every day faster than COVID-19 cases in a Confederate retirement home. The roster seemingly blew up overnight thanks to the abundance of stimulants, self-medication, and the relentless work of the entire staff within the organization: Hei Long King had done his due diligence brokering one of the mega-deals of all-time when he signed the Muay Thai wonder boy Sakmongkol Sitsongrit, a name even Korean Jesus profusely struggled with pronouncing. Mr. Steel was responsible for the influx of an entire stable of Convicted killers from murderers row, from undefeated Middleweight superstar Edison Atunes to five-time Underground Heavyweight champion Henry Akinwande. Marky Mark, aka Mr. Finland 1989, had bridged the language and cultural barrier between Chris Karter and the Finnfighters, opening the door to signing Reijo Halli, Skjoldr Leifsson, and many others. He still hasn't managed to get top contender Pate Parret to forgive Karter for calling him Pete Parrot. And while G Wad and Jason were manipulating the media in shadowy ways the tycoon universe had never seen... Louie DePalma somehow escaped his leash, had an episode of Alzheimer's, and sent a fight offer to two fighters from the same camp that they oddly enough accepted...Perhaps they were stuck inside inactive orgs for so long that their manager said "fuck it" and is willing to beat himself. One thing is for certain, nobody likes to beat themself more than the Head Honcho of the SFL.Amsterdam, Netherlands - Stoner Fight League HQ Despite Uncle Lou's veteran leadership, the rookie mistake he made earlier caused G Wad to reprimand him and relegate the fallen tycoon to a small desk with a very old calculator. G Wad is reviewing an assortment of analytics, graphs, and charts with the senior citizen as the rest of the table grow impatient. "He who controls the media, controls the minds of the public." G Wad reiterates to Louie who continues to allocate resources away from advertisement and into free tickets. "TJ, any news on our allies in the USSR?" TJ shakes his head as he scrolls through his phone. It's unclear what TJ is searching for but Louie is drawn to the light and drools a little bit on his chin. "He's a shell of himself, but he's all we got." Karter grumbles to Hei Long as they watch Louie with a watchful eye, undoubtedly making sure he don't fuck anything else up. "Where's Steel?" TJ breaks away from his phone, clearly frustrated, "Isn't he supposed to be the Head Honcho around here?" "I believe he's still in the bathroom." Hei Long replies. "That's the seventh time today," TJ says before asking, "What is he still doing in there?" "You don't wanna know." Karter states. The bathroom door opens and Steel walks out. He zips up his pants with a smile on his face and takes a seat at the head of the table. "You boys ready yet?" Steel ask as he leans back in his chair and throws his feet up on the table. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwad12345 Posted July 27, 2020 Report Share Posted July 27, 2020 Louie in the throes of a nervous breakdown as CK works him to the bone. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjs2442 Posted July 27, 2020 Report Share Posted July 27, 2020 You all need to back off already!! I said I was sorry... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squiiid28 Posted July 27, 2020 Report Share Posted July 27, 2020 Alexei Babinski has signed the fight contract for a rematch against bleed all over the place spanner. Training has been going excellent and we are willing to put 1 million on the line against valentina if ur interested? 8 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocket Posted July 27, 2020 Report Share Posted July 27, 2020 Savage fight wear - Link in signature - Are stoked to announce the first of the SFL legends shirt range. The Brick Shithouse, Alexei Babinski inspires the opening item in the range. Keep an eye out for further shirts to be revealed for current and future SFL legends. Want your fighter immortalised on a shirt? Sign with SFL and work your way to the top. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j666 Posted July 27, 2020 Report Share Posted July 27, 2020 Team Conquer announces the first of our SFL Legends line. "THE Badass Motherfucker" Techno Viking - Height: 199cm - Weight: 282 - Gym: Ass Private Gym in Las Vegas - Beard: Vallhalla ***Want your fighter immortalized on a shirt? Sign with SFL and prove you're worth it.*** 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JB90 Posted July 27, 2020 Report Share Posted July 27, 2020 Serhey Riskinov "whos in charge around here? You have a ridiculous amount of staff and everyone seems to be busy. Who's in charge of the walkouts> I have my music ready ? Who do i send it too? Fuck this shit. As i'm fighting Litill Mini Mountain Bjornsson i want Marvin Gaye - Aint o mountain high enough. Also Karter - Wheres my plane" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwad12345 Posted July 27, 2020 Report Share Posted July 27, 2020 "whos in charge around here? You have a ridiculous amount of staff and everyone seems to be busy. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjsquirrel Posted July 27, 2020 Report Share Posted July 27, 2020 About the staff.. it's like they got a monkey for writer around here. A stoned monkey. You know if you have enough (like lots really) monkeys hammering away at a keyboard one of them will eventually produce the complete works of Shakespeare. With the monkey smoking out of Karters stash one is enough. And Riskinov, keep going full speed. The mountain is right here waiting for you. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJMitchell Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 About the staff.. it's like they got a monkey for writer around here. A stoned monkey. You know if you have enough (like lots really) monkeys hammering away at a keyboard one of them will eventually produce the complete works of Shakespeare. With the monkey smoking out of Karters stash one is enough. And Riskinov, keep going full speed. The mountain is right here waiting for you. "It was the best of orgs, it was the BLURST of orgs! You stupid monkey." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joseppe Posted July 29, 2020 Report Share Posted July 29, 2020 Big news coming soon Keep your eyes to the ground Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joseppe Posted July 30, 2020 Report Share Posted July 30, 2020 Lomax were you at? Hopkins has arrived no more avoiding because of some loyalty bullshit lets fight we are both here now 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Posted July 31, 2020 Report Share Posted July 31, 2020 Lomax has already accepted the fight and already has his first press conference lined up. Time to put your little Diva princess fight picking , cherry sucking, can crushing, olive licking, pizza making - beeeitch to sleep. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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