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#1 Steel

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Posted 12 May 2015 - 10:52 AM

Dean Sutherland Jnr - debuts 16th May 2015

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More news to come....

 


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#2 Steel

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Posted 12 May 2015 - 11:48 AM

Dean Sutherland Jnr  is a Scottish born mixed martial artist who competes in the middleweight division of the Caged Fighting Championship (CFC). He is a former Glasgow Regional U16 Welterweight Champion, and Fairground brawler. As of 12th May 2015, Sutherland is unranked.

 

Early life

 

Sutherland was born on a council estate in Glasgow, and was raised on benefits. There he began training boxing at the age of 8. At the age of 15, he competed as an amateur in Britain's first "no holds barred" competition, a bare knuckle contest for Under 16 boys from depraved backgrounds.

 

At the age of 18, Sutherland began training in Boxing, kickboxing and karate on the advice of his cell mate, Rory Daly Snr a convicted benefits fraudster. Sutherland enjoyed a short stretch in the big house where he won the Prison kickboxing title. After leaving prison Sutherland was contacted by Team Alpha Male in New York who had heard of the untamed talents of Sutherland and decided to trial him in there world famous New York Gym.

 

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Early career

 

Sutherland is due to make his professional mixed martial arts debut at Cage Rage 1: Ignite on 15 May 2015 against boxer Paulo Dominguez.

 

Personal life

 

Sutherland is the estranged son of Dean Sutherland the Glasgow born MMA manager and eminent Tycoon self-loving guru. Sutherland Snr had a string of unsuccessful relationships with unattractive women in his early 20’s before openly embracing homosexuality and making the practice common place amongst the Convicted Alliance. Now legally married to Manuel Tosen and living in Bergen with their two pet miniature poodles Sutherland Snr has to date, not attempted to make contact with Sutherland Jnr ahead of his sons’ professional debut.

 

While Sutherland Jnr is a largely an unknown MMA commodity, having such a high profile father will no doubt result in intense media interest in his May 15th debut.


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#3 ArtieBanks

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Posted 12 May 2015 - 01:46 PM

After the recent press release from the Lords of War leader Peel Steel left the Tycoon community reeling about an illegitimate child fathered by Dean Sutherland, action had to be taken.

 

This is a statement released by the legal representation from Convicted Inc.

 

“In recent days there has been speculation about my client’s personal life made by Mr Steel who claims to have been training his son Dean Sutherland Jr. While I cannot confirm nor deny these allegations made by Mr Steel, he wants to leave in no doubt that he wishes this young man all the success in the world as he goes through his mixed martial arts career.

 

There have been more serious libellous comments made about my client’s choice of personal life made by Mr Steel which has led to my client filing a lawsuit against him. His claims of homosexuality amongst members of Convicted are unfounded and made with malice. We at Convicted wish to assure the Tycoon community that we openly accept those of all cultures, backgrounds and sexual preference. However, it must be now said that Mr Steel may be making these allegations after a recent TMZ reporter was bought off after investigating the Lords of War alliance. The reporter was quoted to have seen acts of debauchery which “were in line with those seen by none other than Joseph Fritzel”.

 

This has led to further action as Dean Sutherland Snr who has requested a DNA test to prove that he is the father of Mr Sutherland Jr. If the DNA test proves conclusive on the Jeremy Kyle show, it will lead to a double header as they will cross the ITV studio and into Judge Rinder’s court as Mr Sutherland Snr will be filing for custody over Mr Sutherland Jr, to protect him from harm at the hands of an inadequate manager known as Mr Steel and the Fritzelites also known as the Lords of War.”

 

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#4 coton81

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Posted 12 May 2015 - 02:12 PM

awesome will keep readign this :D


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Posted 12 May 2015 - 02:17 PM

It's stuff like this that makes me love the forums :D


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Posted 12 May 2015 - 04:59 PM

Between this fighter avatar and his manager profile picture, I've come to the realization that Peel Steel is infatuated with shirtless men of combat.


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Posted 12 May 2015 - 05:06 PM

wow very good keep  it up best post i seemed in a few months  :thumbup:  :thumbup: .Just bookmark  the fight looking forward to his debut.

 

here is a easy link to fighter if anyone else what to bookmark the fight

 

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Posted 12 May 2015 - 05:54 PM

For the last time, they're not poodles; they're labradoodles. God...
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Posted 12 May 2015 - 08:53 PM

For the last time, they're not poodles; they're labradoodles. God...

 

I am just gutted he misquoted me when i said it was a civil partnership... we all know how much of a potential flight risk you are whenever the word marriage is thrown out there. He nearly ruined our blossoming relationship.  


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Posted 12 May 2015 - 10:20 PM

Dinoo doesnt even like women (he likes to dress like a woman tho) is Dean Jr adopted???
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Posted 13 May 2015 - 10:06 AM

Location: Manhattan.

 

4 Months ago….

 

A small insignificant café, the proprietors and staff busy serving pastries to the office jocks.

 

Tucked away in a corner are 3 males, a tall slim fair haired man in a black suit. With him are two delicately built white males both wearing identical chinos and polar neck shirts with St Christopher chains draped round their necks. The only differentiating feature is the colour of the polar neck, as the larger of the men, standing around 5ft 6ins is in Black and the smaller man barely 5ft 3in tall but exceptionally well groomed is in pink and has a pug puppy sat in his lap.

 

The group are sippng expresso’s and talking quietly when an imposing athletically built white male standing around 6ft 3 enters the café wearing levis and white T shirt. A number of the patrons take a second look, not sure if they recognise the charismatic character that is walking confidently across to the 3 men still chatting quietly in the corner.

 

Peel Steel strides up to their table, pulls back a chair, and drops in place at the table and says:

 

“Morning Ladies, you asked for a meet so here I am.”

 

 

 

To be continued…………..


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#12 catako

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Posted 13 May 2015 - 10:15 AM

Nice story. Too bad that your current org seems pretty dead. The owner was last seen online in 12.04. My advise, use the inactivity clause and find a stabile org. ;)


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Posted 14 May 2015 - 09:39 AM

Dean 'The Convicted' Sutherland

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June 2014 HM Prison Barlinnie

 

Rory Daly Snr, 2 years into 4 year stretch for serial benefits fraud and indecent acts with a chicken, glances up from his book and looks down from his bunk to see his new cell mate be escorted into the small room he calls home.

 

Daly “the bottom one is all yours, make yerself at home.”

 

The young lag says nothing and sits on the bottom bunk, swings his legs round and lies back on the bunk.

 

Daly “You got a name lad?”

 

Lag “Aye, I have.”

 

Daly “Rory Daly Snr, and you would do well to try to get on with people in here.”

 

Lag “Why? Don’t need no one, can look after myself fine.”

 

Later, queueing in the canteen:

 

Daly Snr “New guys usually sit over there, but you can come with my lot if you want.”

 

“Sure”.

 

At this point a hardened skinhead leans towards the pair and grabs for the food on the youngsters plate.

 

Thug “You haven’t got a problem have you!” staring into the youngsters eyes.

 

The young lag holds eye contact with the thug.

 

“put it back, or I will end you.”

 

The thug taken aback by the front of the youngster, looks away laughing and then swings for his victim.

 

As if the young lag had telepathy he had already gripped his food tray tightly in his left hand and thrown a right hand from hell straight down the pipe, ‘BOOM!’

 

Daly Snr “wholly fucking shit, der you know who you just laid out?”

 

“No, I don’t give a fuck.”

 

Daly Snr “Who the fuck are you?”

 

“I am Dean Sutherland, but my mates call me Dinooo.”

 


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Posted 14 May 2015 - 11:40 AM

Good story so far. All these fighter stories have been giving me something to read during the day.


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Posted 14 May 2015 - 08:16 PM

Original post and reply was f'ing gold. Great stuff.


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Posted 14 May 2015 - 11:15 PM

Hi there and welcome to the Jeremy Kyle show. On today’s show we have a DNA test in order to find out who the biological father of Dean Sutherland Jr. First let us welcome Dean Sutherland jr and his manager Peel Steel.

 

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Dean Sutherland Jr comes walking out in Nike cotton tracksuit bottoms and a tight fitting Lacoste polo shirt which is clearly a brazen attempt by Steel to show off his fighters physical attributes. Steel who advertises himself as a 6’3, an athletically built male with jet black hair on his Tinder profile starts swaggering out onto the stage. While his Tinder profile accurately describes his height, the athletically built part was a bit of a porky pie, literally, as he looked more like Castor Rollins than Alistair Overeem and that jet black hair was a mixture of brown and grey greasy hair with a horrible attempt at a comb over to cover the lack of hair.

 

Jeremy – Welcome to the show gentlemen, it is a big day for all involved here. So Dean, Peel has been saying that you were named after your father who has requested this DNA test. Would you like Dean Snr to be your father?

 

Dean – I don’t give a flying fuck.

 

Jeremy – All of this came about after Mr Steel made some accusations about Dean’s personal life. Could this be a vendetta against you Mr Steel?

 

Peel – Well yes, quite frankly I feel that is the case. Dean is jealous of the fact that his son will become a world class fighter and is trying to poach him away from me. I know my track record with fighters isn’t exactly great but Dean will turn that around.

 

Jeremy – What about the accusation that Dean made recently in The Guardian that you are like the white Don King?

 

Peel – Fictitious blabber.

 

Jeremy – Ok, here is Dean Sutherland Snr and Manne Tosen.

 

The crowd gives a round of applause as Dean Sutherland; 5’10 his frame filling out a classy grey Hugo Boss suit followed by Manne Tosen; 6’2 with a mop of blonde hair and beard to match comes out wearing a similar grey suit. Both men are holding hands as they walk onto the stage and take their seats.

 

Jeremy – So here we are now, so Dean Snr, would you like Dean jr to be your son?

 

Dean Snr – It would not bother me either way, Mr Steel should have had his promoting license taking away from him years ago and has no right to manage any fighters.

 

Jeremy – How do you figure that one out?

 

Dean Snr – His track record of failing is quite extraordinary, how about we look at his first venture Immorals. It merged into NGF giving it one of the most talented and youngest rosters in the game. It was primed for glory when Peel ran it into the ground and then sold it off to some penis cream salesman.

 

Jeremy – Well, we have a show to run, so we cannot go through all Peel’s failures. Now we get onto the test.

 

A man appears from the side stage and hands Jeremy an envelope which Jeremy opens and his jaw drops.

 

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Jeremy – In the case of Dean Sutherland Jr, Dean Sutherland you are NOT the father.

 

Audible gasps from the audience are heard, as some sit there in shock.

 

Jeremy – However, a second test was done at the request of Dean Sutherland Snr and this tests shows that Manne Tosen you ARE the biological father.

 

“Flashback 19 years earlier”

A young Dean Sutherland and friend Manne Tosen are hitting London on a night out. They arrive at some seedy bar in the east end of London. Both Dean and Manne start looking across the bar looking for some talent but none seem to be in sight.

 

Dean – How about we try to pick up the ugliest chick in here and give her the Eiffel tower.

 

Manne – How about no.

 

Dean – C’mon look at that thing over there with that guy, 100 quid says I get her first.

 

Manne – Challenge accepted.

 

Dean and Manne wait for the man to go outside before approaching the women; she appeared to be in good spirits as she explained her husband was going on business for a year in America. Dean and Tosen spend no time getting this woman back to her place and give her the night of her life. In the morning as Dean stumbles out of bed he hits over a photo on the bedside cabinet and it falls to the floor. The picture shows this woman who has a face like a melted boot and a tall fat man who appears to be balding with brown hair… behind the couple is a banner which reads congratulations Mr and Mrs Steel. 


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Posted 15 May 2015 - 12:03 AM

O NO!!!!!!!!! What happens next?! Will the results be contested? Will it cause a split in management? We will just have to wait and see. The world needs to know!!!!


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Posted 15 May 2015 - 12:07 AM

I heard Judge Rinder is looking forward to having a custody case happen now between Peel Steel and Manne Tosen


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Based on my personal experience "Judge Rimmer" is a much more appropriate name.
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Posted 15 May 2015 - 09:09 AM

New York City, Peel Steel Towers

 

 

 

Press conference called by Peel Steel, manager of Dean Sutherland Jnr, and owner of the World Famous Team Alpha Male fight team.

 

Photographers and reporters fight to gain position as Peel Steel opens proceedings.

 

 

 

Peel: “I’ve called this press conference in response to the TV show aired last night. While I am not surprised that ‘Convicted Inc’ have stooped to their usual low cheap ass level, the speed and timing of the broadcast I find wholly unacceptable, on the eve of the debut of the greatest talent to hit MMA since Jeremy Tonal.”

 

Reporter: “Mr Steel, what is your response to the accusation that your managerial record is decidedly average, that you ran NGF into the ground and finally that Tosen impregnated your mother who is the real mother of Dean Sutherland Jnr?”

 

There is silence in the room as a clearly irritated Peel Steel begins to speak.

 

Peel “Firstly the picture quality of that TV programme was very poor, the reason, it’s a fake, I certainly wasn’t there for that bullshit and neither was Dean Jnr, and this just emphasises the lengths Convicted will go to, to keep face in obvious adversity. You can see me here and now, handsome, tanned and athletic, unlike my imposter who sources told me was Lance Templeton with a make-over, hence the podgy physic of a middle aged man who has had one too many donuts. The only saving grace I suppose is that they didn’t roll out that 5 and half foot ginger prince from Florida to impersonate me.

 

As for the whole DNA test crap, I tell you this.

 

Dean Sutherland knows the truth is out there and it is coming in the form of the documentary currently airing and he fears his relationship with Manny Tosen is in trouble as I have heard Tosen is getting increasingly agitated that the truth is Dean had once been with a women. Albeit a fucking ugly one.

 

 

 

The documentary will expose a number of prominent Tycoon managers in this web of conspiracy, and Sutherland and Tosen are at the centre as experts at smokescreens and manipulation.

 

I am committed to the truth, and to guiding Dean Sutherland Jnr to greatness.”

 

Reporter “You are a class act as always Mr Steel. And to the comments regarding you being a scrub manager and running NGF into the ground?”

 

Peel “Dean Sutherland Snr is entitled to his opinion and like his co Convicted inner circle is never shy in voicing it. What I can say is that MMA USofA have been in touch and will be previewing Sutherland Jnr vs Dominiguez. This is the most eagerly anticipated debut in Tycoon history. Dean Sutherland Jnr is a beast, and the fans are in for fireworks.”


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