Viking Posted January 19, 2014 Report Share Posted January 19, 2014 http://mmatycoon.com/images/company/logo/1389734862colosseumlogo.png Where Heroes are Born Welcome to Colosseum Official Smacktalk thread, this thread is not open only for managers to fighters in Colosseum, anyone can write and if you want to talk some smack or call someone out this is the place to do it! Thank you for chosing us and good luck everyone in your fights. VISIT US HERE BY PRESSING THIS TEXT. / Castor 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igorbyhenikov Posted January 21, 2014 Report Share Posted January 21, 2014 http://u.kahvipaketti.com/u/84190035844.png 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadDisney Posted January 22, 2014 Report Share Posted January 22, 2014 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/13790169747634.png The Samoan Cyclops Didn't your org boss tell you I'm on sabbatical? Perhaps that's the only reason you're "calling me out". I'll be back soon enough, but in the meantime, eat a dick and die. Thanks. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DeadDisney Posted January 22, 2014 Report Share Posted January 22, 2014 So, I guess the role playing part is over, eh? LOL Then that means you can eat a dick and die now, instead of your fighter. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viking Posted January 26, 2014 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2014 Colosseum: 1 - The Start http://mmatycoon.com/images/posters/1390312594colosseumposter1.jpg Pre Fight Press Conference Broadcasting Live from the Intercontinental Amstel Hotel here in Amsterdam we're doing the launch for the cities new, highly exciting Fight Organization - Colosseum. http://minfil.org/ta4de2bfb8/presskonferens.png Reporter: Thank you for inviting us here, I dont think that any journalist will ever miss a chance to go to Amsterdam. Castor: You're all more than welcome and trust me, I know what you mean. Reporter: So, would you like to tell us a bit about the organization and your first event? Castor: Sure, thats what we're here for isnt it? As you all know I used to run a highly respected gym with lots of Top Fighters back in Las Vegas. Opening this org was with mixed emotions and I have done it for several reasons. First of all I wanted to get closer to home, America is nice but Amsterdam is like my second home, with many fighters with huge potential and it was always a dream of mine to run an organization. It just seemed like the right time. Reporter: Can you tell us what youre goals are and what you want to achieve? Castor: We want to be an International Top Organization and we will try our best and have lots of patience and hopefully achieve these goals. We have already signed almost 60 very talented fighters and our doors are open for 60 more, at least. Reporter: Will you have Of The Night Awards? Castor: Of course, we will have Of The Night Awards of 2000 Dollars and we will increase these awards as our Org grows. Reporter: Tell us about your first event? Castor: Sure, our first event will be held at Saturday February 8 at the Beer Gardens right here in Amsterdam, we want to put on an unforgettable show for the crowd to remember and smile when they think of this day. Reporter: I can't wait for February 8 to come, tell us about your Main Events? Castor: In our Main Event of the evening we have Jack Savage VS Robert Drysdale, Savage is a very vicious man, a future Top10 P4P Fighter with a record of 9 wins and 1 loss, 8 of the wins KO/TKO, he is not to be underrated and he can finish Drysdale with 1 punch. He better beware. His opponent - Drysdale is a ground fighter, that I think will try to take it to the ground by any means possible and look to submit him, will he be able to do it? Maybe, he is the underdog but nothing is impossible. Reporter: Sounds like that can be a great fight that can end quick. Please tell us about the Co Main Events. Castor: Here we have Jaakko Savolainen VS Ben Henley, two extremely talented ground fighters. For those that enjoy grappling i'm sure this will be a very exciting fight. Henley has a far more experienced Manager that i'm sure can give him some good advice and he will need them. This one can go either way. Reporter: Other than those you have some very exciting and promising fights I'm really looking forward too, Castor: Cant disagree with that. We will no doubt see great action and I'm so happy that everything is set and ready to go. Reporter: Thank you for your time and your hospitality. I'm sure you're a busy man but can you point us to the best "Tourist Attractions"? Castor: Ha ha ha. why am I not surprised to get that question. Sure I can, I'm kind of multi talented and got several interest other than MMA, come this way fellas... Lets party *Puts on sunglasses and walks away with a huge grin* LINK TO THE EVENT (I will get back for other fights not just for Main Events for Post Fight Press Conferences) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeLang Posted January 28, 2014 Report Share Posted January 28, 2014 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/27/27w23.jpg Ben "The Question" Henley (222382) You think you have the answer to beat me? I'll change The Question! Jaakko, I have so many different ways to beat you even I don't know which way i will make you tap out. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viking Posted February 8, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 8, 2014 Colosseum: 1 - The Start http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/posters/1390312594colosseumposter1.jpg Post Fight Press Conference http://minfil.org/s8C9eab9bd/presskonferens.png We are gathered here at the Beer Gardens Media Room after the very succesful first event of Colosseum. Reporter: Wow, that was a great show, whats your view on it? Castor: *Looking very confident and happy* It sure was. I couldnt have asked for more of this event in my wildest dreams, 10 Fights - 10 Finishes, 9 of KO/TKO with an amazing Headkick as the KO of The Night award winner and a beautiful submission, excellent performed by Cerebus Salace. Reporter: The Headkick KO, was brutal, do you think that Cabbage Patch will fully recover from that? Castor: Yes, he will probably have to take some time off and relax, but he will come back stronger than ever, hes a true warrior and I wouldnt put too much focus on this loss. Reporter: Henley seemed very confident, made very bold statements and got finished after 5 minutes, pretty ironic dont you think? Castor: Listen up you punk, you will never be close to being an inch of a man that Henley is, he had a bad night, but he will come back and do well. He has great potential. Anyone can have a bad day. Reporter: Whats your plan for Title Fights? Castor: I havent decided the format on how to do this yet, but we will probably do a Tournament. Reporter: And as for the Main Event, Jack Savage VS Robert Drysdale, that ended quick, whats your thoughts about that fight? Castor: Savage is a beast, Drysdale got completely raped in the clinch, hes at the hospital right now and will probably stay there for a couple of days. As for Savage, you will see him fighting in the Big Leagues relatively soon I hope I can keep him around for a long time, but, we will see what happens, his performance tonight was incredible, just another day at the office for him. Remember the name. Reporter: Hope he recovers quickly, tomorrows already the 2nd event, why have 2 events in a row like this? Castor: Our first intention was to have a Tournament, but it got cancelled due to VISA problems, and I am not that kind of guy that cancel events we do our best to handle any situation. Reporter: Youve got some big fights tomorrow, even bigger than today, I'm very excited to see Eddie Fatu fight, how do you think he will do? Castor: Rovigatti is in trouble here, if this fight dont go to the ground in the first 2 minutes I expect to see a KO. Reporter: Twitter has exploded with some rumours of some big names signing for Colosseum. Can you tell us something about that? Castor: I havent got any comment to that other than that we are always trying to sign the best fighters available. You got any more questions? I want to go celebrate. Reporter: How are you gonna celebrate? Castor: I'll give you a little hint, Im heading to the Red Light District, the rest youre gonna have to figure out yourself. Limo rolls up and Castor exits the building 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeLang Posted February 8, 2014 Report Share Posted February 8, 2014 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/27/27w23.jpg Ben "The Question" Henley (222382) Respect to my man Jaakko Savolainen. No excuses, i came in healthy and fit and i had an arsenal of moves to sub him but he was just too good and was ableto counter all my moves. Although i got knocked out i actually feel quite good with no niggling injuries that a few days of rest can't fix. Congrats once again to my man Jaakko. Maybe one day we can do it again. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 8, 2014 Report Share Posted February 8, 2014 Cabbage just got his catscan, and he checked out OK. Props to Cat Von, I didn't see that coming. I guarantee he will better prepared next fight. The Colosseum is the the real deal folks! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coton81 Posted February 11, 2014 Report Share Posted February 11, 2014 Ramin laulu http://www.mmatycoon.com/fighterprofilemanager.php?FID=217489 Says stop hiding from me u lhw pussys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viking Posted February 11, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 11, 2014 Colosseum 2: Rising Post Fight Press Conference http://minfil.org/p8E2e0b9bf/presskonferens.png Castor disappeared after the event that night and nobody knew where he went, the attending media and Twitter were speculating, it seemed very odd that he'd do that that on a big day like this. What was the reason for this? Well, apparently local AFC Ajax Footballplayer and Denmark International Nicolai Boilesen attended the event at the first row, right next to Castor and when Castor found out who he was, Boilesen told police officers later that "He got upset that I caused a penalty couple of weekends ago at a game where he had a huge bet, which he lost. So he assaulted me, viciously, knocked my teeth out." However theres always two sides of a story and...a loud sound of a helicopter appears from nowhere and the walls start shaking. Its him - Castor has arrived. Reporter: The rumours has been flowing ever since the event where you failed to show up to the Press Conference, tell us what stopped you? Castor: Well, Im not sure what you guys heard I just got out from Jail. What have you heard? Reporter: According to the Amsterdam Police Department you got arrested for assaulting Nicolai Boilesen on the parking lot. Can you tell us about this, please? Castor: *Puts on a seriuous face* First of all, since there is an on going investigation Im gonna have to very carefully chose my words here, but I can tell you like this, no matter what youve heard - Theyre faulse accusations. I sat next to Boilesen at the event with 2 of my girlfriends and he seemed a bit drunk, coked up and rude, I had patience with him and politely told him to stop what he was doing, I mean - Talking to another mans girls like that, in front of him even? Come on!!! Thats not cool. Anyway, I told him that I was busy and if he wanted to talk we could talk outside on the parking lot after the event, we went out, he looked pretty confident when he threw insults around and I politely told him to "Shut up or I'll shut you up." Something this crazy guy couldnt accept so he took a swing at me and I knocked his both of his front teeth out, in self defence and police arrested me. Obviously his version might sound a bit different but hey, its not for me to judge. Now you know the reason so lets move on to the important parts - The fights. Reporter: Thanks its nice to hear your version about this as well. Anyhow your second event (Colosseum: 2 - Rising) was a huge success, the arena was boiling, it was possible to cut the tension in the air with a knife - Tell us about it. Castor: I agree, it was magical, I mean we got to see 5 KO/TKOs, 3 Submissions and well, some truly great fights. The Main event (Fatu VS Rovigatti) ended in Round 2 on the ground where I expected it to be quite a battle - And it was, Fatu looked unstoppable already when he entered the cage, Rovigatti did a good job tho as the underdog and I hope this loss wont burn him out too much. Reporter: You told us before that you were excited to see Fatu and he surely delivered, is he fighting on Colosseum: 3? Castor: I dont know that yet, we hasnt talked about this so tight after the fight, but maybe, we have many great fights to chose from to headline that event and I've got some news for you guys as well - We just signed the Crucible: Vegas 185lbs Champion Bornas Lopette which will be debuting on Colosseum: 3. ( http://www.mmatycoon.com/fighterprofilepublic.php?FID=207901 ) Reporter: Big name - Nice to see some action, roster is starting to look good, did this signing take a lot out of your budget? Can we expect any more names? Castor: It wasnt cheap but it was worth every single penny - And yes, we are working on signing more fighters, in fact, we are always looking to sign new fighters but right now we will work hard until we have 100 signed fighters to start with, currently 67 right now. Reporter: Alright, any news on the VIP Tournament(s)? Castor: Not right now, we will do VIP Tournaments in the future but we need a good format and more fighters first but I promise that we will do it. Reporter: Will you be opening up the 135 and 265+ divisions in the future? Castor: No comment. Next question. Reporter: How are you finding your new home (Amsterdam) to be? Castor: Stop repeating yourself, As you already know, I love this city, this is like my 2nd home and I hope to see more fighters and their managers come to live and train here we got some of the best Muay Thai Schools in the world, we're up there with Thailand. Reporter: A little bird whispered in my ear that youre bringing in "Mr Perfect" Ernesto Hoost as vice president for both your gym and as Vice President of Colosseum, is that true? Castor: Ha ha ha, who told you that? We plan on opening a private gym strictly for out fighters in the future, we will have to look over the budget the upcoming months but this is something we plan on doing. Reporter: When can we expect to see the card for the Colosseum: 3 official? Castor: Youre starting to get on my nerves now, we are working on it and we aim to fill the card by friday. Thank you. Any more questions? Im tired from sleeping on that disgusting plastic bed in jail and I need to get some rest. Reporter: I guess thats it for today, good night! Castor: Yeah. Whatever. Im out. Castor takes off in his helicopter 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viking Posted February 25, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 25, 2014 Breaking News! Reporting Live from the Beer Gardens Arena, where Colosseum: 3 will be held this saturday we have been called in for a quick press conference. Lets see what this is about. http://minfil.org/heMde0b7b1/press.png Reporter: Whats going on, Castor? Why did you call us here today? Castor: I have released Issei Sagawa and his trying-to-cherrypick-and-cancrush-manager Beniamin Szczepanski from his contract. Reporter: Wow, what happened? What did he do? Castor: Sagawa and his manager kept messaging me, suggesting easy fights, declining fair fights, acting like pussies. They have also been Blacklisted by Umbrella Corp. in London and I really understand why. Reporter: I have heard this rumour about Sagawa and his Manager before and Im not surprised. Have you got anything else you would like to share with us? Castor: Yes, we have done a couple of very big signings to the org and I want to welcome our newest additions Antonio Ronaldo and Travis Bickle ... We welcome them to the organization with open arms and wish them good luck in their fights! Reporter: Great, cant wait to see them fight! Have you got any other big names coming in? Castor: I sure do, next week we will have our biggest signing so far. Top 500 Fighter, thats all I want to say about this today. Have a nice day all. Im out. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igorbyhenikov Posted February 25, 2014 Report Share Posted February 25, 2014 well done castor! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 8, 2014 Report Share Posted March 8, 2014 The infamous Castor Rollins has had his hands full recently, not only with endless paperwork and contracts but he has been enjoying the pleasures that come along with being rich and successful and where better to enjoy such fame and fortune than the vibrant yet beautiful city of Amsterdam!? So, just like all rich men he began to get a little lazy and decided that he needed a presenter for his organization to give his expert opinions and breakdowns of the spectacular events Castor puts on. So he did. Castor got in touch with Rory Daly for some help and Daly knew just the man for the job - old friend, Hans Dherty. Hans is a local celebrity in Amsterdam. He is known for being rather controversial with his professional life and personal life and will say and do whatever he wants, as you can see he likes to smoke marijuana while doing his job - well, anything goes in the Dam! So with no further introduction, we hand over to you, live in the Colosseum studio, Haaaans Dhertyyyyy! (Hans enters the studio with 2 of his favorite Colosseum ring girls in each arm while being bombarded with women's underwear flying across the stage) Hans: Hello and welcome everybody to the first ever live, Colosseum show with me, your host, Hans Dherty and my beautiful ring girls, Crystal and Misty, who I generously offered this job to while having my daily stroll through the red light district. I know, I know I'm too kind! (Hans takes a puff of his joint before carrying on..) Hans: Anyway, I am not here to talk about my sex life, as much as you'd probably like to hear about it! I am hear to talk about my biggest passion in life - MMA! Believe it or not i fight every day... I fight off all the bitches that flock me wherever I go... Again I digress, it is an honor to be working for the great up and coming, Colosseum and there is no better way to start it than by breaking down tonight's exciting line up of fights. I've been following Colosseum since it opened and although it's only their fourth event they have been flying up the fight org rankings in Amsterdam and I don't expect that to stop, with all the highly talented fighters it has to offer. So here we go with the picks and preview for tonight's card, Colosseum 4: Cote vs Bickle! Sergey Keosayan vs Pudster Wudster In our first fight of the evening we have Keosayan, an 18 year old vs Wudster, a 27 year old. Many would be dismissing the youngsters chance after hearing the age difference, but don't be fooled, Sergey is a hot prospect despite his lack of experience in the cage. He is under the wing of the well known manager, Klatz Matz a manager who has reached that hard fought for no.1 spot! He looks to be a rather talented fighter despite his age and I look forward to what the future holds for this young man. Now, just because I've bigged up ma boy Sergey, don't think this will be an easy ride for him. Mr Wudster has been known to submit his opponents in quick fashion and will be looking to do so again here. However, if I had to choose a winner I'd have to go for Keosayan as I think Wudster lacks the heart and hunger to win that Keosayan has. Prediction: Keosayan via decision. Jackob Johansson vs Johny Naboki Another old vs young fight here, Johansson being the younger of the two looks to have the advantage in this fight even if it is marginal. Johansson appears to have devastating KO power and will be looking for a quick finish over his opponent, which I think is exactly what will happen here if I'm honest. Naboki comes out to kill or be killed, which is admirable and an entertaining way to fight no doubt, but this old timer is gonna get killed tonight. He has shown to have a pretty weak chin having been KO'd 4 times in his 10 fight career. Could this be his retirement calling or could this be the upset of the night. We'll soon find out but I got my mind made up... Prediction: Johansson via KO. Bwang Jackson vs Dominic Tsunami This fight will be one to watch! We have a classic striker vs grappler here and they both do what they come out to do very nicely. Jackson aka 'thunderbolt' seems to have some crazy power in his fists with 8 wins all coming via KO, tell you what, if being struck by lightning makes you as powerful as this guy then come at me lightning! 'Thunderbolt' faces the 'D-wave', Tsunami. Tsunami is a specialist in the ground game and knows how to make his opponent feeling helpless by being completely controlled. He is yet to lose a fight and doesn't plan on doing so soon as he has his eyes set on that Colosseum belt, just like I got my eyes set on Crystals ass right now! Hayyoo! Anyway, its a tough one to call here either 'thunderbolt' Knocks the fuck outta 'D-Wave' quickly and brutally or 'D-Wave takes Jackson down and then we all know that Jackson isn't getting out of that inevitable TKO/submission. Hmmm I'm gonna need another toke of my fat spliff to help me choose a winner for this one. (takes a huge toke of his 'fat spliff') Ok, its clear now... Prediction: Tsunami via TKO. Cat Von vs Buhk Baatar Another fantastic fight that the Colosseum fans have all been waiting to see. these 2 have 19 KO's between them and I think its fair to say that will be 20 after tonight. The question is who will have another KO in their win column. Here's the way I see it going... Von likes to attack with his kicks and can be ruthless in doing so - most of his KO's are via head kick including his last 3 fights. Cat has the height and reach advantage so perhaps that will play a factor in this battle, especially with those long legs, will that be enough to keep Baatar away? Baatar is what many people would call a \clinch rapist', but the people who made that name up for such fighters are the ones who have been the victim of many clinch rapists before so they just be mad. Baatar is super effective at what he does and its no secret, the only secret that is rarely found out is how to avoid being dominated by Baatar in the clinch. Once your caught in this guy's trap your in for a rough night - and 11 wins all by (t)ko can prove that. He mixes up his strikes superbly in the clinch and nothing will change here tonight. One thing to take note of is that Baatar was victim to a brutal head kick only 2 fights ago after 13 seconds, Cat will perhaps be looking for the early head kick before it gets into the clinch! Prediction: Baatar via TKO (knees). Yuki Yamamoto vs Bruno Stahl Perhaps not the most entertaining fight the Colosseum fans will lay eyes upon but nonetheless these 2 know how to deliver a knockout punch so lets hope I am proven wrong about the hype leading up to this fight! Yamamoto is quite the all-rounder but prefers to clinch up with his opponents. Stahl is a boxer with a mediocre ground game and pretty decent take down defence. This should be a stand up war, Stahl looking to land the KO punch with his proven hands and Yamamoto will want to get in close to Stahl and chip away at him in the clinch. Hopefully this turns out to be an exciting fight. Prediction: Stahl via KO. Gideon Jura vs Zhengtao Wei Two very talented fighters in this bout and one to watch no doubt. Jura is a world class boxer with some sexy looking KO's under his belt and has only lost to great opponents most recently Calvin Tate who is title contender worthy, so no shame there. Jura has had 2 title fights before but has lost both unfortunately so tonight he will be looking to turn things around and get his 3rd time lucky shot. Wei has only 1 fight to his name but he has been the talk of quite a few local magazines to be the next big thing in Amsterdam. He has a nice set of skills but will be looking to take this fight to the ground with his magnificent wrestling and BJJ skills. Wei will be looking for that counter takedown after Jura goes for a power punch and from there on out he will be using strikes and subs to finish his opponentn on the ground. Can Jura defend that takedown? Be sure to let me know your thoughts @DhertyHans on twitter! Its a tough one to call so let me consult Jah again with this one... (Takes another puff of his spliff in search of wisdom) Of course, it has to be... Prediction: Wei via submission. Gorge Kirk vs Bruise Lee ...Don't worry everyone I will be having words with Castor as to why this is so high up the fight order! Someone get these fella's a snickers because they are miserable! Their managers need to take em down to the red light district so they can get their morale boosted again or maybe I can let them borrow the lovely Misty and Crystal, they know how to put a smile on your face don't you girls!? Anyway I guess I'll make the effort to talk about this... miserable match up. Kirk is no doubt a talented fighter who could have a bright future if he lightens up! He has a great ground game and 4 submission wins and just the one loss. Bruise Lee will most likely be bruised again tonight. He has 6 losses in 10 fightsand seems to be rather helpless against those who specialize in the submission game so this is a no brainer for me... Prediction: Kirk via submission. Co-Main Event: Adam Cote vs Travis Bickle This is one that the fans will be waiting to see! 2 fantastic fighters from 2 great camps. Cote is very, very effective in the clinch especially. With a record of 14-2 (11 by KO) he is a fan favorite and as a gentlemanly scholar, he is obviously a ladies man as well. Cote has spent the lasrge majority of his career in death squad so this will be his debut in Colosseum, will this change be the downfall of him or shall we as fans expect to see him marvel in the glory of the Colosseum cage as well? I hope he carries on his form wether he wins or loses, I just wanna see him put on a show. He faces the undefeated Travis Bickle fighting out of the well known Byhenikov camp. He is the CFA tourney champion and has not lost one single fight. He has displayed impressive skills and shown what his iron fists are capable of so I expect to see more tonight. This will be quite a test for him tonight even though I believe he is the favorite to win it, he must be wary of Cote's clinch game and not let his undefeated streak get to his head. Prediciton: Bickle via decision. Main Event: Gabriel Niupulusu vs Antonio Ronaldo The Samoan Cyclops is one scary lookin mother fucker and no doubt even scarier when he is facing you at the other end of a cage. He is undefeated and looks to be a very tricky one to defeat. He has shown his awesome standup game and a deadly ground game as well so I am not quite sure how to beat this man... I guess it take a better version of himself to do so... Or maybe his opponent, Antonio Ronaldo!? Ronaldo is another beast fighting out of the Mediate camp and has his own set of tricks up his sleeve. He can kick the shit out of you on his feet and has shown off a very nice ground game as well. 4 of his 5 KO wins have come from a head kick, which I fear the Samoan Cyclops lacks a little. Probably the toughest fight to call out of the lost so guess what... Yep, I better consult the almighty Jah again.. ...... *Cough, cough* Fuuuuck me! Where am I? Misty get me a glass of water... Fuck! Okay, okay, I think i have foreseen the winner.. I sense an end to the almighty Samoan Cyclops' streak.. Ronaldo shall find glory in the cage with a late head kick. Hans: (with his eyes looking more red than the devils dick) So thats it guys.. Gonna be a crazy fuckin night! I'll be there, Castor, of course Misty and Crystal will be there and we have some special guests coming too! Rory Daly will be in the front row as Colloseum's new head of media amongst many others! This has been Hans Dherty with the preview of tonights fights and I will be seeing you shortly with more previews and hopefully interviews from some of the best this org has to offer. See you tonight and you stay classy Amsterdam! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igorbyhenikov Posted March 8, 2014 Report Share Posted March 8, 2014 Great job rory, girls must love you since you certainly know how to roleplay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadDisney Posted March 9, 2014 Report Share Posted March 9, 2014 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/13917792488075.png Post fight Interview @ Colosseum 4 with Gabriel Niupulusu Cortina Bergans: Colosseum fans: I'm here with Gabriel Niupulusu at The Hard Knock Arena in beautiful Amsterdam, Netherlands. There is a very electric buzz in the air following a stupendous card for the upstart org Colosseum. Right now it's 3 in the morning, most of the fans have left the arena, save the most hardcore of MMA enthusiasts and one Samoan Cyclops. How are you, Gabe? Gabriel Niupulusu: *waves at a rowdy throng of well wishers* I'm fucking stoked, Cortina. Cortina B: There is a calm about you that I'm not used to seeing -- you seem much less surly than usual. Gabe N: I'm still the asshole you muster up a smile for because you're paid to -- I'm just tired, that's all. But if it makes you feel better: eat a dick and die, harlot. Now, have I given you the negative attention you oh so expected? Cortina B: *clears throat* Umm, speaking of expectations, many people had written you off to fail miserably in the Colosseum. What does tonight's victory against Antonio Renaldo do for the critics' perception of you? Do you feel any vindication at all? Gabe N: No, I don't feel any different than usual. I'm used to naysayers telling me I'm a piece of shit, that I'm just an anomaly. It isn't even fuel for hatred anymore -- it's just insignificant white noise. I could tell Antonio and Team Rocco thought they would just ragdoll me around the cage and head kick their way to an easy victory, but I'm nobody's bitch, buddy! I did enjoy seeing the faces of some of the so-called "experts" in the cageside seats, though. Shout out to Hans Dherty! *smiles* Cortina B: We're almost out of time, Gabe. Is there anything else you'd like to say to your fans? Gabe N: *smirks* Yes. Did you know that male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal on Earth? Cortina B: *shakes head incredulously* Thank you, Gabe. And congratulations on your victory tonight. Gabe N: You're welcome, bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 10, 2014 Report Share Posted March 10, 2014 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/13924976812616.jpg 'The Fox' Don Diego............with Hans Dherty Dherty: So here I am with one of Colosseum's newest signings and what a signing he is, Don Diego! Welcome to Colosseum Don how do you feel about the move over here? Diego: I am happy to be here, the pay is good, the roster is pretty good but I think I'm gonna need more competition soon enough once I get the belt. Oh and of course the Colosseum vibe is great, got some interesting characters around, including yourself I guess... Dherty: Well thanks bra! Appreciate that as long as it was a compliment...(Takes a big puff oh his joint and carries on). So anyway you mentioned the Colosseum belt which is yet to be earned by anyone in any division, do you see yourself getting a title shot in the near future? Diego: Well,I know I am gettin the title shot in the near future as Castor Rollins himself told me that I would have a title shot as soon as I joined this org. He didn't say when it'd be but if he wants to put it on hold for a little bit then I am happy to wait as long as it aint too far away. I am still gettin to grips with my new managers training schedule but so far its going great in the Daly camp after having won my first fight with him in dominant fashion and he is ironing out the cracks in my game. I see a very bright future under his management! Dherty: Well I've known Daly for some time and can safely say you will have a successful career under him. So thats interesting that you've been given a title shot straight up, but not surprising I gotta say. Who do you think it'll be against? Diego: I think Brutaali Pekka is the most likely to face me as he is the highest ranked in my division, on paper anyway. Looks like he has a pretty solid ground game but good luck to the guy is he thinks he can sub me. I am really active on the ground and have solid takedown defence so lets see if he can even get me down before I knock him out. If not him then I guess it that other grappler who has no chance as well so whatever! Dherty: Loving the confidence bro and I wish you the best of luck when fight time comes. Anyway I gotta rap this up, being one of the biggest names in Amsterdam means for a busy schedule haha ya know how it is... This has been Hans Dherty and newly signed, hot prospect Don Diego, till next time, keep the grass burning and the ladies yearning! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 10, 2014 Report Share Posted March 10, 2014 Wow Rory & Castor working together...something I thought I'd never see. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 10, 2014 Report Share Posted March 10, 2014 Wow Rory & Castor working together...something I thought I'd never see. He pays well, his org has talented fighters (which motivates me to do the writing) and dare I say it the chubby swede is growing on me. lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 22, 2014 Report Share Posted March 22, 2014 (The Colosseum Show music starts up and the lights are flashing all over the studio as Hans Dherty and his 2 ring girls, Crystal and Misty enter with him arm in arm) Hans: Heeeeelllllooooo Amsterdam and welcome back to another event breakdown for the one, the only, Colosseum show, with me, Hans Dherty and my 2 lovely ladies Crystal and Misty…and yes I did just plow both of them back stage. So tonight I will take you through how Colosseum 4 will go down with a little help from my beloved Mary Jane of course. And what an exciting event it is; we will witness the crowning of the first ever Colosseum champion! So, with no further introduction let me work my magic! Crystal: Again? But that’ll cost you another thousand dollars for our time tee hee. Hans: Shut up whore, I speak not of my magic in the bedroom, I speak of my gift to predict the fights. Just stand back, keep your whorish mouth shut and look sexy – that’s all you gotta do… (Hans take a deep toke of his bong of wisdom to help him relax after his outburst at misty) Hans: Ahh tell you what viewers, this Amnesia Haze is the shit… Fuuuuuck. Aight, let’s get on with this shit. So let’s cut straight to the goods; the main event of the evening will be… Title Fight: Hannes Hellberg vs Brutaali Pekka This should be a very close fight with both being ground fighters, Hannes the superior wrestler and Pekka the superior BJJ fighter. Hellberg has shown to have a slightly questionable chin but that should not be too much of a problem against pekka as you can count on Pekka looking for a submission opportunity rather than some GNP, so I am sure Hellberg will be wary of this and I’d imagine he has been working hard on his sub defense to avoid the inevitable attempts from Pekka. I went to see Hellberg’s open workout in the lead up to this fight and he looks very confident that he will get the win, he told me he will get the first takedown, be patient and get into a dominant postion to grind Pekka out for a TKO victory. But don’t for one second count at the mighty Brutaali Pekka, the guy knows how to win with an impressive record of 12-4, Perhaps that would be 12-2 if he didn’t face what appears to be his kryptonite, Dante Ascanio, who is certainly not a loss to be embarrassed about. A tough one to call no doubt, this will be the biggest fight to date in Colosseum history so perhaps this will come down to who has the bigger heart and desire to have their name down in the History books of one of Amsterdam’ most prestigious organizations…. Excuse me while I suck the wisdom out of my bong of wisdom in search of the clear victor… …Interesting, the winner and first champion of Colosseum shall be… Hannes Hellberg! Don Diego vs Nicholas De La Torre Well, well… It must be said, ladies and gentleman that in my valued opinion, this should be the title fight for the welterweight division instead of Hellberg and Pekka. They are both more skilled than the other 2 and Diego told me a couple of weeks ago that he had been told by org owner Castor that he would be granted the title shot when he signed his contract. Luckily Diego is not the type to bitch and moan. So, I shall ramble no longer but the fans have been curious as to why this is not the title fight. Oh well either way this fight will be one for the ages. 2 extremely talented fighters coming out of 2 top camps. Both know how to stand and trade strikes and I expect this will be fight of the night. Both these guys had a tough victory in their last fights especially De La Torre who came back from being rocked and showed fantastic heart to see the end bell of the fight and get his hand raised. Diego has proven to have pin point accuracy with his strikes and lands them with a sting. It’s hard to tell whether De La torre will be looking to take this to the ground or keep it on the feet, he does afterall have the BJJ advantage although we haven’t seen a great deal of his ground skills just yet so hopefully the fans will get what they came to see – a stand up battle. Both will come out all guns blazing as this is no doubt the fight that will determine the #1 contender spot and then you can pretty much bet your bottom dollar on whoever wins becoming the champion when they face either Hellberg or Pekka, no offence dudes! Well its decision time and I think the winner will be the fox, Don Diego! Hugo Wolf vs Fabricio Carvalho Tell you what, I don’t need my bong to decide the winner of this one. Carvalho has apparently been very miserable recently and despite his amazing record of 16-2, he will not win this fight. Wolf outskills him where it matters – on the ground. He has the superior wrestling and BJJ as well as a nice record of 10-3. Wolf is yet to submit someone which is surprising as he has a brown belt but it looks as if he is happy to get the job done with some GNP as well and I see him doing the same in this fight. Both men are former title holders with plenty of experience under their belts so this should be an exciting fight. Prediction: Wolf via TKO. Michael Fury vs Roman Shebanov A classic grappler vs striker fight here. Fury is the younger of the 2 and the grappler involved in this fight and Shebanov is the older, 30 year old striker that will be looking for an early knockout no doubt. 7 of Roman’s 9 wins have come via KO and he knows how to land the knockout punch quickly so lets hope fury has been working on his striking defence in the lead up to this fight – there has been 2 occasions that he has received a devastating knockout blow due to his lack of standup skills. Either way this fight isn’t going past the 1st round and it could easily go either way but I will put my dirty money on Shebanov to walkout the cage with a smile on his face. Prediction: Shebanov via KO. Dalinar Kholin vs Lil Fame This should be fireworks as both guys are very skilled MMA fighters. Fame is more of a stand up guy despite his impressive looking ground skills but has had quite the mixed career to date, he is on a 2 fight loss streak and a 3rd could potentially see and early end to his career I suspect. That could be a harsh statement as the majority of his opponents have been very tough so perhaps I shouldn’t jump to conclusions! Kholin is still quite the mystery, with 4-5 solid years of training and just the one fight early in his career, which he won. Will all this training time prove to be beneficial or will his ring rust affect his confidence and lead him to freeze up all his skills when he enters the cage? Only time will tell and I am very much looking forward to this fight as I am sure all the Colosseum fans are as well. Both fighters come from high quality camps but I am gonna choose the unproven, Kholin to win this – I believe his stand up will prevail. Prediction: Kholin via decision. (Hans takes another hit from his bong and is starting to look all kinds of fucked up…) Hans: Damn son.. This amnesia Haze is really holding up to its name.. My mind is friiiiiiied.. OK I am gonna quickly call out my predicted results for the preliminary fights.. Your boy Hans needs a back rub and head massage from the 2 beautiful bitches AfuckinSAP. Buhk Baatar vs Mark Turnbull Yeah, this should be a good… good, a…. good…. fight… ahh sorry… I feel all woozy.. Prediction: I choose… Turnbull via K...blaaaah.... (After Hans’ pukes violently, Crystal improvises and quickly finishes off the predictions) Crystal: Um hi lol, So I guess like I will choose the remaining winners… Umm, like I choose Quinn and Talbert cos their toates cute. Teehee. (Crystal runs off stage embarrassed while giggling) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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