Qrash Posted November 11, 2011 Report Share Posted November 11, 2011 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/26/26b20.jpg R.I.P STACEY TAYLOR 13-7 career record with 7 KO losses. Stacey Taylor Memorial Scholarship Fund for New Fighters AKA StemsFunf MMA Fans WorldWide, it is a sad day. My former fighter Stacey Taylor has died as a result of getting knocked the fuck out too many times. Unbeknownst to me, Taylor came from a rich family but had no heirs of his own. After his death, his attorneys contacted me to let me know that I had inherited his estate valued at $1,400,000. Because I am a philanthropical gentleman, I will be starting the Stacey Taylor Memorial Scholarship Fund for Noob Fighters (STMSFNF...also known as StemsFunf) with a whopping initial investment of $25,000. The Scholarship Fund will be used to fund noob or noob-ish fighters in their quest to not get "knocked the fuck out" 7 times in 18 months. How does a manager/fighter apply for these funds? Please send me an email in-game with a short (or long) request for funds. You can ask for as little as $1 or as much as $50,000. The quality of your email and the legitimacy of the needed funds will determine how much money is awarded. I will also accept requests for manager funding in dire circumstances (negative account balances, etc.). Whatt constitutes a noob? I dunno, why are you making me think too hard? You figure it out. Edit: I've decided that all awards will go to the manager account since I'm really trying to help managers. I encourage the wealthier managers to donate to the cause. Managers may send me a direct transfer. All donors and scholarship winners will be duly recognized in this very thread. Managers, you can trust me with your money as I am very rich and do not personally need your measley pennies. Attempts to duplicate this scholarship fund will be met with Cease and Desist letters from my lawyers Tycoon, Karter, Bomb and Templeton. Edit: I will also consider helping out struggling companies (gyms, orgs, nutrition, clothing), but managers have to be somewhat new to the game and give a compelling reason why the money would help. Legal Disclaimer: Stacey Taylor is not dead. He's actually still an active fighter. I do have his money so f*** him. Legal Disclaimer 2: Any and all communication between donor and donee may be used as publicity. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 11, 2011 Report Share Posted November 11, 2011 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/26/26b20.jpg R.I.P STACEY TAYLOR 13-7 career record with 7 KO losses. Stacey Taylor Memorial Scholarship Fund for New Fighters AKA StemsFunf Total Donations: $83,316 Donors: 3 (Bo Dayshus $25k, HumanGoing $10,036, Pico LeSnubs $24,125, Jacques Ryan $24,125) CURRENT FUNDING LEVEL: $80,000 Current Scholarships Awarded: 0 Total $ Amount of Scholarships Awarded: $0 MMA Fans WorldWide, it is a sad day. My former fighter Stacey Taylor has died as a result of getting knocked the fuck out too many times. Unbeknownst to me, Taylor came from a rich family but had no heirs of his own. After his death, his attorneys contacted me to let me know that I had inherited his estate valued at $1,400,000. Because I am a philanthropical gentleman, I will be starting the Stacey Taylor Memorial Scholarship Fund for Noob Fighters (STMSFNF...also known as StemsFunf) with a whopping initial investment of $25,000. The Scholarship Fund will be used to fund noob or noob-ish fighters in their quest to not get "knocked the fuck out" 7 times in 18 months. How does a manager/fighter apply for these funds? Please send me an email in-game with a short (or long) request for funds. You can ask for as little as $1 or as much as $50,000. The quality of your email and the legitimacy of the needed funds will determine how much money is awarded. I will also accept requests for manager funding in dire circumstances (negative account balances, etc.). Whatt constitutes a noob? I dunno, why are you making me think too hard? You figure it out. Edit: I've decided that all awards will go to the manager account since I'm really trying to help managers. I encourage the wealthier managers to donate to the cause. Managers may send me a direct transfer. All donors and scholarship winners will be duly recognized in this very thread. Managers, you can trust me with your money as I am very rich and do not personally need your measley pennies. Attempts to duplicate this scholarship fund will be met with Cease and Desist letters from my lawyers Tycoon, Karter, Bomb and Templeton. Edit: I will also consider helping out struggling companies (gyms, orgs, nutrition, clothing), but managers have to be somewhat new to the game and give a compelling reason why the money would help. Legal Disclaimer: Stacey Taylor is not dead. He's actually still an active fighter. I do have his money so f*** him. Legal Disclaimer 2: Any and all communication between donor and donee may be used as publicity. Nice thing you're doing. Do I class as a noob? You can give me 25k if you wish. Once again, nice thing you're doing. Hats off. J. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qrash Posted November 11, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 11, 2011 Please follow the official StemsFunf scholarship procedure. Also note that it will be very hard to get $25k since that is all thats in the fund right now. You better make your request epic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 11, 2011 Report Share Posted November 11, 2011 Please follow the official StemsFunf scholarship procedure. Also note that it will be very hard to get $25k since that is all thats in the fund right now. You better make your request epic. Ryon Lyons got quoted in the local MMA magazine: "I will suck Qrash off if he sends me the full 25k. I think my services are worth that" My fighters are disgusting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HumanGoing Posted November 11, 2011 Report Share Posted November 11, 2011 Can I make a donation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qrash Posted November 11, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 11, 2011 I encourage the wealthier managers to donate to the cause. Managers may send me a direct transfer. All donors and scholarship winners will be duly recognized in this very thread. Managers, you can trust me with your money as I am very rich and do not personally need your measley pennies. Attempts to duplicate this scholarship fund will be met with Cease and Desist letters from my lawyers Tycoon, Karter, Bomb and Templeton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HumanGoing Posted November 11, 2011 Report Share Posted November 11, 2011 I guess I should have read that post a little closer. I've just sent 10k to the cause. Great idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duxwig Posted November 12, 2011 Report Share Posted November 12, 2011 Awww shucks. Ain't got much, but always willing to help support other republican entrepreneurs like myself, looking to protect their chin from the evil unions of this wonderfully patriotic country and it's upstanding god fearin' folk! http://oi42.tinypic.com/2qxu6pd.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qrash Posted November 12, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2011 Sweet! Cmon you rich folk, get involved! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 12, 2011 Report Share Posted November 12, 2011 Donated to the fund! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qrash Posted November 12, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2011 We're up to $83,000+ thanks to Jacques Ryan, Pico LeSnubs and Hiuman Going! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qrash Posted November 12, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2011 The first scholarship of $3,316 has been awarded to Manager "The Antidote" http://www.mmatycoon.com/managerprofilemanager.php?MgrID=55433 Although he emailed me a WWF-style promo from his fighter Randy Savage, I decided to give it to his manager account which looks like it needs it more than Savage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manfred Posted November 12, 2011 Report Share Posted November 12, 2011 Anything Bo does is gold. Good stuff. I kicked in a little. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grasman Posted November 12, 2011 Report Share Posted November 12, 2011 25k sent, from HGH Nutrients in Amsterdam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 12, 2011 Report Share Posted November 12, 2011 I put 10k in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 12, 2011 Report Share Posted November 12, 2011 Kicked in a bit. This is a fantastic idea by a fantastic individual. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qrash Posted November 12, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2011 This is awesome, donations are rolling in like crazy. Only 1 person has applied for the scholarship though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grasman Posted November 12, 2011 Report Share Posted November 12, 2011 bump... this excellence deserves it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qrash Posted November 12, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2011 I'm on the road but just checked and another $125,000 in donations just came rolling in. Wow this is awesome. Can't wait to start giving out some money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bravo Posted November 12, 2011 Report Share Posted November 12, 2011 Great idea...$50,000 donated... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 13, 2011 Report Share Posted November 13, 2011 I am donating $20,000 on Miketowers behalf He won my pickems game with 8/10 on the UFC on Fox card and wanted his proceedings to go to this fund!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 13, 2011 Report Share Posted November 13, 2011 And I'm matching the cash and adding another 20k to the fund. Hopefully some people take these offers up and dont just ignore it or else we'll be making Qrashy a rich bunny lmao 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 13, 2011 Report Share Posted November 13, 2011 Have also added the link to my sig, so hopefully we can drum up some business here 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grey Posted November 13, 2011 Report Share Posted November 13, 2011 Donated $25,000. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 okay sent I'm stupid lool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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