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Marcelo Silva

Are you retarded? You're a follower, as in you say what other people say. Zach calls me a "queer" and "rub your body" crap and then you start saying it like a dumb little kid. There's nothing great about your pathetic, unoriginal trash talk. Man, talking to you is like talking to a fucking idiot. Bahahaha, don't start with managers because mine is ranked 379 and yours is ranked 1000. Dont come talking to me about research, you clown. Get your facts straight before you open your mouth.

 

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Wrestling Guy (8-0)

So if your manager is much better you should be able to beat me? well afraid to say that aint going happen. im not following zach as i actually said before that you would rub your body over mine. I didnt say anything about managers just saying i was doing research and noticed you needed fight to go to ground as you cant stand for more than about 10 secs.

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Wrestling Guy (8-0)

So if your manager is much better you should be able to beat me? well afraid to say that aint going happen. im not following zach as i actually said before that you would rub your body over mine. I didnt say anything about managers just saying i was doing research and noticed you needed fight to go to ground as you cant stand for more than about 10 secs.

 

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Marcelo Silva.

I dont ever recall you saying that but whatever. Hey, if you manage to beat me, you can challenge his other fighters. They'll gladly come to the UFF to fight you.

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Marcelo Silva.

I dont ever recall you saying that but whatever. Hey, if you manage to beat me, you can challenge his other fighters. They'll gladly come to the UFF to fight you.

 

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Wrestling Guy (8-0)

when I beat you I have a few things to take care of. then I will be glad to systematically go through your managers rooster and show them they are all in my shadow.

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Wrestling Guy (8-0)

when I beat you I have a few things to take care of. then I will be glad to systematically go through your managers rooster and show them they are all in my shadow.

 

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Marcelo Silva

Excellent, just what i wanted to hear.

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Marcelo Silva

Excellent, just what i wanted to hear.

 

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Wrestling Guy (8-0)

You wont be so happy once i start destroying all your sweaty friends and crush your manager. just remember when your down and out that at least you got to grace the cage with me.

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Wrestling Guy (8-0)



It is less than a day until my big grudge match. I would just like to say i will make my fans proud of the performance i give and will retain my title and show everyone i am here to stay. I would also like to wish my opponent good luck and hope the best man will win. I'm sure we can go for a pint no matter the result and talk about tactics.


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After an impressive win against Marcelo the owner has wasted no time in throwing me into the ring against a seasoned veteran.



As champ I need to take on all comers and i will do that to the best of my ability. However, this is the biggest mismatch since David Vs Goliath but David was able to use his determination to win that fight and i will have to show that sort of courage to come out as winner.



Fair to say i will have to bring my A game but I have been doing that since i got here and will make sure i don't go down without a fight.


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Wrestling Guy (9-0)

After an impressive win against Marcelo the owner has wasted no time in throwing me into the ring against a seasoned veteran.

As champ I need to take on all comers and i will do that to the best of my ability. However, this is the biggest mismatch since David Vs Goliath but David was able to use his determination to win that fight and i will have to show that sort of courage to come out as winner.

Fair to say i will have to bring my A game but I have been doing that since i got here and will make sure i don't go down without a fight.

 

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Julio Sobral

To have a champion out and complain about a mismatch that's just embarrassing. You're the f***** champ, act like it. A real champ doesn't complain that he has to fight the toughest guys in the division, that's kind of the point of being a champion. It's very easy to talk smack when you're getting easy wins, but now that he's fighting an elite guy, he's acting like he already lost. That's just not ok

 

I don't see this as a David vs Goliath type of deal, he's undefeated, he hits hard and he's a good fighter. I can't be going in there underestimating him, if I do that I'll get KTFO. I will bring my best, and unlike my opponent I'm 100% confident that I will win. Maybe then I can show him how a real champion acts.

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Julio Sobral

To have a champion out and complain about a mismatch that's just embarrassing. You're the f***** champ, act like it. A real champ doesn't complain that he has to fight the toughest guys in the division, that's kind of the point of being a champion. It's very easy to talk smack when you're getting easy wins, but now that he's fighting an elite guy, he's acting like he already lost. That's just not ok

 

I don't see this as a David vs Goliath type of deal, he's undefeated, he hits hard and he's a good fighter. I can't be going in there underestimating him, if I do that I'll get KTFO. I will bring my best, and unlike my opponent I'm 100% confident that I will win. Maybe then I can show him how a real champion acts.

 

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Wrestling Guy

I am referring to the skills where you mismatch me on everything.

However, I took the fight which shows I am a fighting champ. I will go out for a win and do everything I can. You are in decline and i am still KO'ing all comers so watch your chin.

Also i didn't say anything about a lose i believe in my ability and mainly my iron fists.

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Julio Sobral



All I hear are more excuses. But that's fine by me, on fight day I'm going to show just how big of a mismatch this is. And the mismatch isn''t going to come down to just skills. It's all about heart, see I have the heart of a champion and you don't. Simple as that.



When i hit you a little bit and put you in some rough spots, you're going to quit. Because you haven't been there before, you don't know what I bring. I know exactly what you bring, nothing you can do will surprise me, cause I've seen it all before from better fighters and greater champions.


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Julio Sobral

All I hear are more excuses. But that's fine by me, on fight day I'm going to show just how big of a mismatch this is. And the mismatch isn''t going to come down to just skills. It's all about heart, see I have the heart of a champion and you don't. Simple as that.

When i hit you a little bit and put you in some rough spots, you're going to quit. Because you haven't been there before, you don't know what I bring. I know exactly what you bring, nothing you can do will surprise me, cause I've seen it all before from better fighters and greater champions.

 

I am not making excuses i am stating facts that you are a superior fighter in terms of training etc. I have the heart of a champion and am a true warrior and will take you to the depths of hell to retain this belts that means the world to me. If you have scouted correctly you would have seen no-one has been near me in terms of determination and my heart is always on my sleeve and you can see that when I got the title.

 

When you hit me, I will soon realise that there was nothing to be scared of and that pillow fists you have, will be your downfall. Word of warning I am the only hero here and you can go back to where you came from because this belt is mine.

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We're proud to once again have Worf Roshenko on our show, a heavyweight-championship class contender making his way in Rio's Ultimate Fighting Federation. I'm your host, Abe Eaton. More than that, I'm also Worf's manager. I've watched his skill set grow in leaps and bounds at our new and improving gym,http://mmatycoon.com/images/company_banners/1416364499banner2.png


Worf Roshenko is seen on the screen doing his rigorous calisthenics routine with some intense weight training as well. We see a montage of Worf fighting elite veteran Light Diode,battling him punch for punch, grappling, and both men fighting as if their lives were on the line. Blood can be seen gushing from various cuts on both men. Sweat is so thick that it leaves a pool mixing with the blood on the floor. But there are no tears. Both men are smiling. They are fucking fighters, this is what they live for.

 

Now Mr. Roshenko joins us live in studio. Worf, thanks for being here! I must say I'm excited. You're getting a huge title shot. What are your thoughts?

Worf: This menace is not the greatest opponent I have faced. For a human, he is adequate. I AM a BEAST! I am the BEAST of BEASTS. Pain does not exist. Fear does not exist. There is no winning, no losing, only total domination or dishonor. When I win the title, I will stand victorious over Buddy Guy's dead body.

Abe Eaton: Yes, I understand our lawyers have notified UFF and Buddy Guy's management to have a trauma team on site and a chopper ready to medevac him to the nearest Level 5 trauma facility. I've been told by Rio police that the military will be summoned to keep the peace. Tell me, though, what do you see as the greatest challenge with Buddy Guy?

It comes down to this: He's got a brutal submission game. Don't believe the hype. And that's his only hope. Buddy Guy may have a lot of wins with KOs, but He WILL NOT knock me out. I've shown time and again, I can win in any way except a decision, because the Judges are dishonorable. I assure you, I will not let that happen. If it does, then it might be time for Rio to call in its Dogs, I mean, military.

Worf, we've always been able to level with each other, right? OK man, I'm going to be real with you. Real talk. What the fuck are you talking about? You're afraid of his submissions? I've seen you train a lot of conditioning. I've seen you train striking. And I've seen you train grappling. You're well rounded, but...I need to address the elephant in the room. Buddy Guy is a brutal striker. You've shown the same capability. But the experience factor, does that play into consideration any?

No. I respect my elders. Much can be learned from experience. I have no doubt that he will teach me some lessons. I look forward to it. Like a Borg, I will assimilate his fightological distinctiveness and add it to my own. Resistance shall be futile. As a matter of fact, I've got this new weapon. It will be unleashed. The consequence will be the end of Buddy Guy's career. He'll end up playing blues guitar again in some West Memphis chicken shack. I'll be traveling through interstellar space at several millions of times the speed of light. He does not exist on the same level as me. I'm a BEAST, he is only human.

Right, but once again, what about his striking?

You must be referring to his hug fighting. Clinching is for inferior weaklings. Perhaps those unsure of their sexuality. In fact, should he clinch with me, I have an answer. Another weapon I've developed thanks to Light Diode. Tell me, Abe, have you ever seen a man dismembered? Are you familiar with the concept of internal decapitation. It's where the spine separate from the head. Side effects include paralysis and death. Whether he wants to hug, or try to find his range with me, he's going to be outclassed.

Worf, you're baffling me. I've watched a lot of Guy's fight tapes. He's more of a distance striker. Once again, no disrespect intended but I think you're wrong. I'm your manager. I'm telling you for your own good. I'll be in your corner calling it like I see it. What answer do you have for his distance striking?

Clearly I have the reach advantage. My fists are larger than his puny fists. I recently tested at SportsLab and my punch has 1,424 g's. That is roughly the force of a Buggatti Veyron colliding head on with a fully-loaded tractor trailer. At 280 miles per hour. You've had to replace several punching bags, and sparring partners, for me. In fact, Light Diode has been the only one to hold up.

Worf, we're running out of time. I think you are very well prepared for this fight. You've even thought of angles I couldn't even conceive. I believe in you and I'm a fucking nihlist. We look forward to seeing you fight exactly one month from today at the Redeemarena in Rio De Janeiro, Brazil. I understand tickets go on sale tomorrow, so get them quick folks because all 16,000 seats are expected to be full for

UFF 32 Guy vs. Roshenko.
Do you have anything else to say before we go? If Buddy Guy were here right now, what would you say to him?


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