gwad12345 Posted May 27, 2017 Report Share Posted May 27, 2017 We like to have fun. We like to joke around on MMATycoon. I would like to take a moment to commemorate three very special individuals who have made the reign of the Musketeers so very incredible. Bjorn Truly a remarkable individual. Yes, he is absolutely devoid of irony. Yes, every interaction leaves you feeling guilty and less intelligent. But, ladies and gentlemen, what if this is all intentional? What if he is actually a master debater purposely frustrating all of Tycoon with his incredible displays of illogicality and feigning the reading comprehension of a kinder-gardener? That would make him a genius. I beg you to consider that when casting your vote. http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/manager_avatars/1466275549don-draper-shrug.jpg Shiftas There are those that say Shiftas is not the sharpest tool in the shed. I beg to differ. I seriously doubt Shiftas is not allowed within 50 yards of any sharp objects. What Shiftas lacks in brain cells he more than makes up for in commitment. While not the most active Musketeer fanboy in absolute terms (I don't think he is allowed more than an hour of internet access per day) his ratio of Musketeer related posts is quite likely the highest. I salute you. http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/manager_avatars/1377428407lol3.jpg Rambo Rambo. Karter. BAMF. A man of many names, many insecurities and one insult. When you tango with Rambo you know what you're going to get. Gay jokes. As a recovering homophobe myself, I personally find his one trope hysterical. But it all boils down to a matter of taste I suppose. 9 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlayaHater Posted May 27, 2017 Report Share Posted May 27, 2017 This shit is boring as fuck...yaaawn...I have an idea, though, so we can make it interesting...Convicted vs Pussketeers, 10 fights, we can put on a special Syn card - take some P4P best, some up and coming, some fresh fighters and let's bang brahWe can do this bowser-dinnoo style.I just came up with this shit, acting on my own, so not sure about anybody's enthusiasm...I know these bitches don't even deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence as Convicted, but still, everybody loves the drama... whatever... 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwad12345 Posted May 27, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 27, 2017 This shit is boring as fuck...yaaawn... I have an idea, though, so we can make it interesting... Convicted vs Pussketeers, 10 fights, we can put on a special Syn card - take some P4P best, some up and coming, some fresh fighters and let's bang brah We can do this bowser-dinnoo style. I just came up with this shit, acting on my own, so not sure about anybody's enthusiasm... I know these bitches don't even deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence as Convicted, but still, everybody loves the drama... whatever... Feel free to pick out any of my top guys. I have a couple on the chopping block but the others are basically free. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted May 27, 2017 Report Share Posted May 27, 2017 Orlando Diggs vs Chief Tappenhomma 2 Cristian Tavares vs Bapu Burpha 2 I'll take the two best fighters on your roster. I'm willing to beat up any other musketqueer that wants the business too. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mannetosen Posted May 27, 2017 Report Share Posted May 27, 2017 i wanna rub all over your roster & stroke it all night long 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwad12345 Posted May 27, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 27, 2017 Orlando Diggs vs Chief Tappenhomma 2 Cristian Tavares vs Bapu Burpha 2 I'll take the two best fighters on your roster. I'm willing to beat up any other musketqueer that wants the business too. Diggs vs chief is boring, unearned and easy. I guess we could do the second fight although I don't like the fact you're way underweight. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted May 28, 2017 Report Share Posted May 28, 2017 Diggs vs chief is boring, unearned and easy. I guess we could do the second fight although I don't like the fact you're way underweight. I don't wanna read any nonsense about weight given Chief's track record. Chief's last 10 opponents by weight: Moe Lester @ 164 lbs Taisto Parala @ 175 lbs Mordecai Sackett @ 176 lbs Aleksei Marshall @ 177 lbs Dean Duggan @ 169 lbs Salason Mara @ 176 lbs Lance Templeton @ 170 lbs Pablo Alvado @ 170 lbs Carlos Centurion @ 175 lbs Orlando Diggs @ 174 lbs If Chief beats Wein, I 100% concede to the fact that Diggs needs at least 1 more win to earn a shot at him. I'll try to remember putting him on weight gainer during rest/recovery days if it makes you feel better about losing the inevitable rematch. If Diggs earns/gets his shot, I'd like to see Diggs vs Tappenhomma and Tavares vs Burpha on the same card. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Branchsmack Posted May 28, 2017 Report Share Posted May 28, 2017 i wanna rub all over your roster & stroke it all night long Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thb Posted May 28, 2017 Report Share Posted May 28, 2017 First things first: congrats! There are some truly badass managers in your alliance and there's no denying the results. But I do want to say that I don't like the comparison of Bjorn with a monster like that. There are a lot of things you can say about Bjorn both good and bad so I don't see why should feel the need to stoop so low just to insult him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwad12345 Posted May 28, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 28, 2017 I don't wanna read any nonsense about weight given Chief's track record. Chief's last 10 opponents by weight: Moe Lester @ 164 lbs Taisto Parala @ 175 lbs Mordecai Sackett @ 176 lbs Aleksei Marshall @ 177 lbs Dean Duggan @ 169 lbs Salason Mara @ 176 lbs Lance Templeton @ 170 lbs Pablo Alvado @ 170 lbs Carlos Centurion @ 175 lbs Orlando Diggs @ 174 lbs If Chief beats Wein, I 100% concede to the fact that Diggs needs at least 1 more win to earn a shot at him. I'll try to remember putting him on weight gainer during rest/recovery days if it makes you feel better about losing the inevitable rematch. If Diggs earns/gets his shot, I'd like to see Diggs vs Tappenhomma and Tavares vs Burpha on the same card. cool your grits, when I said second fight I was referring to Burpha vs Tavares and the weight difference there, not Diggs vs chief. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwad12345 Posted May 28, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 28, 2017 First things first: congrats! There are some truly badass managers in your alliance and there's no denying the results. But I do want to say that I don't like the comparison of Bjorn with a monster like that. There are a lot of things you can say about Bjorn both good and bad so I don't see why should feel the need to stoop so low just to insult him. If it's any consolation, I feel slightly guilty and less intelligent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted May 28, 2017 Report Share Posted May 28, 2017 cool your grits, when I said second fight I was referring to Burpha vs Tavares and the weight difference there, not Diggs vs chief. lol ah ok. Didn't think you'd point out a weight gap between an Elite/Elite/Elite fighter vs Sensational/Remarkable/Sensational fighter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thb Posted May 28, 2017 Report Share Posted May 28, 2017 If it's any consolation, I feel slightly guilty and less intelligent. It does help a little bit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwad12345 Posted May 28, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 28, 2017 lol ah ok. Didn't think you'd point out a weight gap between an Elite/Elite/Elite fighter vs Sensational/Remarkable/Sensational fighter. Youre going to start bitching about fairness in a fight you called for? Come back when you feel like creating matchups, not excuses for yourself. 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted May 28, 2017 Report Share Posted May 28, 2017 Youre going to start bitching about fairness in a fight you called for? Come back when you feel like creating matchups, not excuses for yourself. "cool your grits" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Posted May 29, 2017 Report Share Posted May 29, 2017 Thread was funny while Gwad was taking the piss then convicted do their usual and get all sensitive and the boring match ups begin. Get back to the trash talking piss taking boys who fights who and when no one cares about. Rambo vs Gwad trash is amusing but please playahater crawl back into your hole until your charisma bypass op gets reversed. Leave trash to the big boys , Rambo Gwad the stage is yours. Mannetosen one liners are feckin weak too so he can cuddle up with playahater in the convicted 'special needs' unit too. King regards Steelacus 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlayaHater Posted May 29, 2017 Report Share Posted May 29, 2017 Wut up peelee steelee? U mad i interrupted you watching your favorite tycoon soap?Go do some laps around the block on your little three wheeler to blow off some steam.It says much about your charisma that i killed it with a single fight, so all you can afford now is some half assed passive - aggressive remarks after you get a semi-relevant win somehow.I thought it'd be approriate to connect the trash talk fantasy side to a practical competition side, by apparently not. I don't give a fook anyway.Don't care about actual fights, Marcus? Do everyone a favour and get back to your cave, you grumpy old goatfucker. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mannetosen Posted May 29, 2017 Report Share Posted May 29, 2017 Im a goddamn treasure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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