Rambo Posted December 14, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2017 You are good CK, but not even close to how good you used to be. You are a shadow of your former self. MMATycoon`s version of the allegory of the cave by Plato. "without me the whole fookin ship sinks." http://esquireuk.cdnds.net/16/50/480x270/gallery-1481557915-giphy-6.gif 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted December 14, 2017 Report Share Posted December 14, 2017 "without me the whole fookin ship sinks." http://esquireuk.cdnds.net/16/50/480x270/gallery-1481557915-giphy-6.gif Aye aye captain, give it a shot and lets see.You are an emotional wreck. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted December 14, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2017 Aye aye captain, give it a shot and lets see. You are an emotional wreck. yes, the chemicals in my brain are imbalanced and I'm a little bit light headed from all the pelvic thrusting #bjornsmom took in our 1 v 1 elite training session. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mannetosen Posted December 14, 2017 Report Share Posted December 14, 2017 Those gnp sessions are tough.If Chris is a teenage girl you might wanna consider not creeping on him, bjorn. It sets a bad precedent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted December 14, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2017 Those gnp sessions are tough. If Chris is a teenage girl you might wanna consider not creeping on him, bjorn. It sets a bad precedent. we were working on transitions and flexibility. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted December 14, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2017 after my private sessions with #bjornsmom we found his personal spank bank collection. we thought about limiting his internet access but we realized this was the closest he was gonna get to a girl that wasn't related to him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted December 14, 2017 Report Share Posted December 14, 2017 yes, the chemicals in my brain are imbalanced and I'm a little bit light headed from all the pelvic thrusting #bjornsmom took in our 1 v 1 elite training session. She was not impressed by your `performance`. Apparently you lasted about the same amount of seconds as Puno has title defenses. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted December 14, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2017 She was not impressed by your `performance`. Apparently you lasted about the same amount of seconds as Puno has title defenses. To be fair, I gave her 8 more pumps than she deserved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted December 14, 2017 Report Share Posted December 14, 2017 To be fair, I gave her 8 more pumps than she deserved. She said thank you for the 10 pair of shoes, but that it was not worth the 3 wasted seconds of her life. Why so touchy lately CK? Are you not a winter-type or something? Or does it perhaps bother you that hardly anyone cares about your GOAT and what you are selectively feeding it...? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mannetosen Posted December 14, 2017 Report Share Posted December 14, 2017 http://www.cameroonintelligencereport.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/breakingnewsalert.jpg Newscaster: "We interrupt our regularly scheduled programming with this shocking announcement. There has been another development in the #metoo campaign against former reality contestant and noted public masturbator Bjorn O'Donnel. Our sources inform us that he is under arrest for allegedly sexually harassing a minor. Over to you, Tom". Reporter: "Thanks, Gary. Mr. O'Donnel has apparently been arrested for stalking fourteen-year-old Christine Karter for weeks, despite a restraining order being filed. O'Donnel has reportedly followed her around while shouting incoherently about red hair, Greek student-teacher relations, and golden showers. Karter is understandably rattled, but seems to be in good spirits otherwise. Back to you, Gary." Newscaster: "Bjorn O'Donnel is no stranger to controversy. He has on multiple occasions threatened to jump from tall buildings, and was just last month deported from Mexico after grossing out all the attendees at a donkey show. We can only hope that the police do their job properly this time. Thank you, and good night." 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted December 14, 2017 Report Share Posted December 14, 2017 http://www.cameroonintelligencereport.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/breakingnewsalert.jpg Newscaster: "We interrupt our regularly scheduled programming with this shocking announcement. There has been another development in the #metoo campaign against former reality contestant and noted public masturbator Bjorn O'Donnel. Our sources inform us that he is under arrest for allegedly sexually harassing a minor. Over to you, Tom". Reporter: "Thanks, Gary. Mr. O'Donnel has apparently been arrested for stalking fourteen-year-old Christine Karter for weeks, despite a restraining order being filed. O'Donnel has reportedly followed her around while shouting incoherently about red hair, Greek student-teacher relations, and golden showers. Karter is understandably rattled, but seems to be in good spirits otherwise. Back to you, Gary." Newscaster: "Bjorn O'Donnel is no stranger to controversy. He has on multiple occasions threatened to jump from tall buildings, and was just last month deported from Mexico after grossing out all the attendees at a donkey show. We can only hope that the police do their job properly this time. Thank you, and good night." You see CK, this is the type of stuff you used to do, while now your smack talk level is pretty poor. Manne at least put some effort into it, while you just keep repeating the same words ` GOAT, pee, mom`, in no particular order. C`mon CK, raise your level, don`t put your legendary smack talk reputation to shame... Shit just goat serious! Get it? GOAT... 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IMGregory Posted December 15, 2017 Report Share Posted December 15, 2017 http://www.cameroonintelligencereport.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/breakingnewsalert.jpg Newscaster: "We interrupt our regularly scheduled programming with this shocking announcement. There has been another development in the #metoo campaign against former reality contestant and noted public masturbator Bjorn O'Donnel. Our sources inform us that he is under arrest for allegedly sexually harassing a minor. Over to you, Tom". Reporter: "Thanks, Gary. Mr. O'Donnel has apparently been arrested for stalking fourteen-year-old Christine Karter for weeks, despite a restraining order being filed. O'Donnel has reportedly followed her around while shouting incoherently about red hair, Greek student-teacher relations, and golden showers. Karter is understandably rattled, but seems to be in good spirits otherwise. Back to you, Gary." Newscaster: "Bjorn O'Donnel is no stranger to controversy. He has on multiple occasions threatened to jump from tall buildings, and was just last month deported from Mexico after grossing out all the attendees at a donkey show. We can only hope that the police do their job properly this time. Thank you, and good night." Stalking 14 year old girls, eh? Dammit, where's Chris Hansen when you need him? Because it certainly looks like someone needs to take a seat over there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted December 15, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 15, 2017 You see CK, this is the type of stuff you used to do, while now your smack talk level is pretty poor. Manne at least put some effort into it, while you just keep repeating the same words ` GOAT, pee, mom`, in no particular order. C`mon CK, raise your level, don`t put your legendary smack talk reputation to shame... Shit just goat serious! Get it? GOAT... When you're takin $2 hookers out to dinner you don't treat em to steak and lobster. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted December 15, 2017 Report Share Posted December 15, 2017 When you're takin $2 hookers out to dinner you don't treat em to steak and lobster. Why would you even take a hooker out to dinner...? 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted December 15, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 15, 2017 Why would you even take a hooker out to dinner...? I don't expect you to know what a dollar menu BJ is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted December 15, 2017 Report Share Posted December 15, 2017 I don't expect you to know what a dollar menu BJ is. You should not be proud about having to pay for getting sexual favours...lol. 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skull Posted December 15, 2017 Report Share Posted December 15, 2017 You should not be proud about having to pay for getting sexual favours...lol.You end up paying for it one way or another, so why not make it with a Mcdouble? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timqwe Posted December 15, 2017 Report Share Posted December 15, 2017 You end up paying for it one way or another, so why not make it with a Mcdouble? Cause steak is healthier and tastier 0:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted December 16, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2017 You should not be proud about having to pay for getting sexual favours...lol. You better learn the ropes if you ever wanna lose your virginity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted December 16, 2017 Report Share Posted December 16, 2017 You better learn the ropes if you ever wanna lose your virginity. So you are still trying...? 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted December 20, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 20, 2017 So you are still trying...? you're obviously peanut butter and jealous of the GOAT's achievements. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mannetosen Posted December 22, 2017 Report Share Posted December 22, 2017 You are good CK, but not even close to how good you used to be. You are a shadow of your former self. MMATycoon`s version of the allegory of the cave by Plato. Btw thats not how the allegory of the cave works. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted December 22, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 22, 2017 Btw thats not how the allegory of the cave works. #bjornsmom didn't teach him philosophy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted August 23, 2022 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2022 On 12/14/2017 at 12:25 PM, JakeF said: lmao, time to unleash your almighty arsenal of piss and mom jokes. what a clown.. On 12/14/2017 at 12:33 PM, JakeF said: Wohoo, I lost one fight, so dissed I'm gonna die. Does the jester have any more moves to entertain the real King? I unleashed a full golden shower on this boy before he rage quit. Record : 8-1-1 (0) W - LFC 10 (2016-12-03) Hero Galanos vs Yavor Stanchev W - Gladiators 77 Rocco v Daniel (2018-02-16) Rocco Marciano vs Daniel Dimitrov W - Madness 6: BW/LOM Week 1 (2019-07-27) Mohammed Kahn vs Felix Silva W - Quick Fight Championship (2019-06-28) Jeronimo Puno vs Konstantin Leonidovich W - Quick Fight Championship (2019-06-28) Xavier Frost vs Joao Andrade W - Quick Fight Championship (2019-07-04) Ezekiel Marley vs Boris Krylov W - Quick Fight Championship (2019-07-08) Jeronimo Puno vs Boris Krylov L - Madness 31 Kahn Vs Andrade (2020-01-19) Mohammed Kahn vs Joao Andrade D - Madness 40 Guns Out (2020-03-21) Mohammed Kahn vs Joao Andrade W - Madness Fright Night 34 (2020-05-06) Mohammed Kahn vs Joao Andrade Jake Fury 442-156-3 (0 NCs) 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.