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#1 SteelPenn

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Posted 20 November 2013 - 01:19 AM

Hello Everyone,

 

If you can not laugh at yourself then who can you laugh at? Lets have some fun at my expense 2 times.

 

I will pay 250k to the person who creates the best Haiku about old Steel Penn.

 

 

What is a Haiku?

 

Japanese haiku have been traditionally composed in 5-7-5 syllables. When poets started writing English haiku in the 1950's, they adopted this 5-7-5 form, thinking it created a similar condition for English-language haiku. This style is what is generally considered "traditional" English haiku.

 

So let it fly and don't hold back this is all about having fun so be creative and enjoy yourselves!

 

Scooby Jr will pick a winner in a few days


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#2 markyosullivan

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Posted 20 November 2013 - 01:28 AM

I'm not sure what you mean, could you please provide an example?
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Posted 20 November 2013 - 01:57 AM

I'm not sure what you mean, could you please provide an example?

Carpediem
It means seize the day;
Try and enjoy life
The sky’s not that grey


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#4 DeadlyDirk

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Posted 20 November 2013 - 01:58 AM

his name is steel penn
you ask why and i tell you
pittsburgh and bj

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#5 SteelPenn

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Posted 20 November 2013 - 02:00 AM

 

his name is steel penn
you ask why and i tell you
pittsburgh and bj

 

Very good, Dirk. Nice one.


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#6 verbalkint

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Posted 20 November 2013 - 02:11 AM

This brothel's mighty tycoon

you slander his name

at front door a goon.

 

:D


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#7 xanax

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Posted 20 November 2013 - 02:15 AM

A cheater they claim
But they are just jelly cause
His multis will reign
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You got that medicine I need

Dope, shoot it up, straight to the heart please


#8 SteelPenn

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Posted 20 November 2013 - 02:18 AM

A cheater they claim
But they are just jelly cause
His multis will reign

Love it.  Good stuff man. 


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Posted 20 November 2013 - 02:19 AM

A cheater they claim
But they are just jelly cause
His multis will reign

Best one so far.


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#10 DeadlyDirk

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Posted 20 November 2013 - 02:20 AM

once upon a time
steel penn gave away some cash
we still hate his ass
 
:D

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Posted 20 November 2013 - 02:20 AM

 

once upon a time
steel penn gave away some cash
we still hate his ass
 
:D

 

Hahaah. *Inserts comment here about Blackburn* :P


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#12 Floppzzy

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Posted 20 November 2013 - 03:03 AM

Alliance his name
His enemies are now mine
His vain now my pain
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#13 Skap

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Posted 20 November 2013 - 03:18 AM

the pink holes tremble

the luscious wet mounds know heat

sweetly steel penn smiles

 

and/or

 

A poor Penn bends over

vibrating anus shakes

the scream to escape death


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#14 Umberts

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Posted 20 November 2013 - 03:23 AM

He was a cheater,

I was a cheater,

I am still a cheater.


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#15 warlord

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Posted 20 November 2013 - 03:24 AM

a self proclaimed fame

ev'ry city has his name

money is his game.


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#16 warlord

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Posted 20 November 2013 - 03:32 AM

can i get some cash

will trade for my vip

not from you steel penn


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Posted 20 November 2013 - 03:37 AM

Online MMA

One account per man playing

SteelPenn's many men


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Posted 20 November 2013 - 04:25 AM

I boycott your crap

And still I am here for cash

Cause I have no shame


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Posted 20 November 2013 - 04:26 AM

 

once upon a time
steel penn gave away some cash
we still hate his ass
 
:D

 

This guy wins though


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Posted 20 November 2013 - 04:31 AM

Yeah that was pretty brilliant, haha.


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