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Torcida MMA 1950 - Official Smack Talk Thread


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Manu Mikkonen: Fuck Yes! I just got sent an offer to prove that Satoshi Nakamoto does not belong on the top five. After that warmup fight I will take Hell anyone that the management set up in front of me but I would like Payne (who should be on the top five also), or the winner of the Lashley vs. Akhmedov fight. Which should be a title fight in my opinion.

Spoiler: you have lashley lol jk I'm very confident but even the weirdest of things happen here?

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Manu Mikkonen: Two words for you, Samuel. BRING IT! But before you get in the cage with me, you gotta win your fight with Jose Conseco. If you lose then I hardly think it's worth it. Not that I would duck you if you were who was offered up, but I want the top competition in this org. Right now that ain't you. No offense, but you just aren't proven yet. And management, Send me someone. I wanna fight on the card that you originally sent the offer for. Since Omise Go ran like a little bitch, and then made excuses, I'd like you to send me someone else. All the big dogs are already confirmed for fights so send me one of those chumps you think somehow outrank me. You know, one of the punks that are 2-2 or 3-4 that somehow are ranked top five while I am sitting in the number four position and am not even in the top five in your rankings...

 

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Buel Samuel: You won only a fight with a random guy and now you think you're the king here? I hope you will be ready for your lose against me. Good luck

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Manu Mikkonen: you have yet to fight at all. The dude I fought wasn't, "just some random dude" he was managed by one of the best managers in the game. A guy you wouldn't last a round with. Oh, and he didn'tlast a round with me. So... When you have won your current fight them maybe we will fight, but at that point I might have bigger fish to fry. And you're gonna look mighty silly when you talk all that small and then lose your debut

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Buel Samuel: Did you fight with the manager or with the fighter? Yeah right with the fighter,manager isn't fighting with you,in the octagon it's only you and the opponent. You will fight me not my manager so stop talking,i got my name in every mouth around here so I think I am the best at the moment because people use my name everyday

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Buel Samuel: Did you fight with the manager or with the fighter? Yeah right with the fighter,manager isn't fighting with you,in the octagon it's only you and the opponent. You will fight me not my manager so stop talking,i got my name in every mouth around here so I think I am the best at the moment because people use my name everyday

Bobby lashley: well considering I'm sitting firmly at the top of the division I think I would know who you are if you posed a threat/challenge. Right now that ain't you Samuel. You're not even on my radar...hell you're not even on my planet right now. Do feel free to visit for a whooping

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Manu Mikkonen: The point, for the intellectually challenged, is that the manager knows howto train fighters and has a very good winning record. In otherwords he knows how to get wins for his fighters, and he has access to tier training, and he knows fight plans can scout, etc... This is the first time, in fact that my manager has ever been able to score a win against one of this guys' fighters. You dismiss the fighter out of hand but I promise you of you crawl into the cage with Holliday you will get your ass kicked. You are irrelevant until you prove something in this division or even this sport. So shut the fuck up when grown folks is talking!

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Derek Payne: Payne. Lashley. Title. Make it happen! #FeelthePayne

Manu Mikkonen: I'd pay good money to sit ringside at that event. Then challenge that winner for the title. I believe that Payne belongs on the top 5. Right below Lashley. So yeah... Let's see a title fight against these two. Provided, of course, that they win their next fights.

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Buel Samuel: I let you guys with the talk,I am a fighter not a stand up comedy guy,see you in the octagon!

 

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Manu Mikkonen: I notice that after several days since you conceded defeat in the smack talk that you suddenly have nothing to say, Oh, and you know what Else I notice? Nobody has your name on their tongues either. You remain... irrelevant. Now what I don't understand, is why everyone else fell silent. Let's make some noise!!!

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Jose Canseco


The lights turn off and then a song

starts playing the lights turn back on and Jose Canseco walks in wearing a robe and accompanied by two beautiful women one on each arm.


"Sorry for keeping you all waiting. I've been busy training. Buel Samuel has a loud mouth and I'm gonna knock him the fuck out and end his career before it even started. The man looks like a bootleg ripoff Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. I'm sorry man the 90s are over I actually found this pic of Buel Samuel be warned it made me vomit."



Jose takes out a picture and puts his hands on his mouth as if he was going to vomit.


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"Sorry for putting you guys through that. Anyway come Sunday February 25th, 2018 mark my words I will take Buel Samuel and put him down like you do with an old sick dog.


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Jose Canseco

The lights turn off and then a song Jay-Z Roc Boys starts playing the lights turn back on and Jose Canseco walks in wearing a robe and accompanied by two beautiful women one on each arm.

"Sorry for keeping you all waiting. I've been busy training. Buel Samuel has a loud mouth and I'm gonna knock him the fuck out and end his career before it even started. The man looks like a bootleg ripoff Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. I'm sorry man the 90s are over I actually found this pic of Buel Samuel be warned it made me vomit."

Jose takes out a picture and puts his hands on his mouth as if he was going to vomit.

7xq6hYC.png

"Sorry for putting you guys through that. Anyway come Sunday February 25th, 2018 mark my words I will take Buel Samuel and put him down like you do with an old sick dog.

 

 

Manu Mikkonen: Please do. It will just drive my point home.

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Buel Samuel: I am here ready to go and ready to win my debut fight,after this fight I will take any bitch to fight me because all of you talk about me and I am gonna smash all of you

One more thing afro monkey i hope you're ready for your lose and after that you're ready to retire

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Jose Canseco

The lights turn off and then a song Jay-Z Roc Boys starts playing the lights turn back on and Jose Canseco walks in wearing a robe and accompanied by two beautiful women one on each arm.

"Sorry for keeping you all waiting. I've been busy training. Buel Samuel has a loud mouth and I'm gonna knock him the fuck out and end his career before it even started. The man looks like a bootleg ripoff Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. I'm sorry man the 90s are over I actually found this pic of Buel Samuel be warned it made me vomit."

Jose takes out a picture and puts his hands on his mouth as if he was going to vomit.

7xq6hYC.png

"Sorry for putting you guys through that. Anyway come Sunday February 25th, 2018 mark my words I will take Buel Samuel and put him down like you do with an old sick dog.

 

 

Is that a fucking fanny pack?

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Buel Samuel: @Manu Mikkonen I don't lose I learn

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Manu Mikkonen: @Buel Samuel. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! what did you learn? How to take an ass whooping? How to bleed all over your opponent? How to look like an idiot in front of all the people that you were talking shit to? I'm cool with not learning THOSE lessons. HA! And by the way... everyone else in the world looks at that record and says... oh, he lost... You lost and now you're making escuses... come see me when you are relevent in this division. Until then... we're done here.

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