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I'm a big fan of this fighter,Can't wait for another hilariously good press conference!

 

 

Conrad "The Joker" Mcgillicutty

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You seem to have a fine taste sir! I am like a top wine, lets say a Mouton Rothschild 2010 ; I only get better as I get older!

I'm going to sign a contract in a few hours and the press has already been gathering around my villa since last week to try and get the first interview in with me about it. We'll see what stupid journalist I'll give the honor to first speak to me after I sign the paper and cash another cheque.

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On the 17th of october , the world press assembled to attend the long awaited press conference of the biggest prospect in MMA history. The man who can fuck 3 hookers at once and has the biggest car collection on planet earth ; the one and only ... (drum rolls) ...

Conrad "The Joker" Mcgillicutty

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Announcer: It's so great to hear that you are ok with doing a press conference for us. We , journalist and fans, having been dying to hear from you again sir!

Conrad: I don't always have a lot of time as my status as top HW prospect, model and playboy gives me little free time.

Announcer: We know that sir, and that's why we are so happy to get you here on this great sunny beach in Rio! The press will start with the questions and if there is some time left, we'll try to let some fans shoot a few questions for you as well.

Conrad: Lets see what they have in mind this time for me this time. Shoot!

Journalist: Can I ask the first question? Please, please, please! (jumps up and down)

Conrad: Lol, seems like mr. Jumper over there really wants to ask me something. Lets give him that honor as otherwise he might jizz his pants and nobody would want to see that happen.

Journalist: Aaaaah , that is so very nice of you sir! I am wondering what made you decide to join King of the Beach and not some other org that sent a contract over to you.

Conrad: Good question. Let me answer your question with a picture. ( Takes his smartphone out of his pockets, while adjusting his underwear with his other hand at the same time) Here you go, this is the first reason why I signed here:

 

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She used to be dr. Jones his secretary, but now she is my personal assistant with full benefits. And I can guarantee you, it are a handfull of benefits for sure! :D

Journalist: ( Stares at his pants and sees that the excitement of watching the picture is getting too much to deal with. He sits down and puts his laptop on a strategic place). I sure believe you sir !

Conrad: You wouldn't believe what that girl can all do to me. I mean, I am for more sweaty after a personal workout with her than when I go training in the gym for hours!

Journalist 2 : I have a question for you as well sir. May I ask you how your contract looks like?

Conrad: Sure, you can ask, but I won't reply.

Journalist 2: Is that because it is soo much money, or not that much?

Conrad: You fool! Do you really think that it's normal to discuss such matters in public?! ( Makes a gesture at a security guard, who quickly reacts by lifting the journalist up from his chair and removing him from the conference. )

Journalist 3 : Shit, I had a question as well, but now I'm getting afraid to ask it. I'll give it a go anyway. How has training been going?

Conrad: (Turns around to the announcer and says 'where do you get those guys..? Jesus! ' before turning his attention to the journalist again) Well sir, look at me and tell me what you see.

Journalist 3 : A gigantic guy who is looking very angry!

Conrad: Almost correct. What you see in front of you is an angry irish 225cm, 300lbs marvel of god and lets be honest, there is not a single girl in this room that wouldn't do me. In fact, I had most of them already yesterday when I arrived in my hotel...
(looks at his watch) Hey announcer, give one or two fans a chance to ask a question and then I am out.

Announcer: Sure thing. Go ahead fans. Yeah, you in the back can go first.

Fan: I am still a virgin and I am wondering how to get all the girls like you do. Can you give me some advice?

Conrad: First of all, it's the great accent. Girls love it. I can see the fluids running as we speak in this room. Girls' hormones are going wild right now. As for what advice I can give you, just be yourself. Ok, maybe not in your case... Try to be me :D

Fan 2: I heard a rumor that you have a new car. Can you tell me some more about it?

Conrad: Let me put it this way; did you guys read about the Gumball car that was reported stolen and burnt? Well, it's not. It has been stolen and is now ready at the exit for me to give it a go. I normally have to drive 30 minutes from here to home, but this time I'm aiming for 6minutes with the Audi RS6 DTM.

 

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Bye bye everyone! ( Revving the engine real hard ! )

The last thing we see before Conrad takes off is a few red panties in the sky and then it's only burning rubber and smoke.

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Great job Bjorn, hope Conrad does well at KOTB. It's a real good org and he seems to have good hiddens!

 

Good luck!

 

Conrad "The Joker" Mcgillicutty

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Thanks! I'm fighting an older midget with good KO power next in my promotional debut. I am looking forward to seeing who goes down first!

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I love it how some people think I am all talk and don't bite. The midget assumed swimming full force at me that I would go down but I hardly felt anything. I cut him open, made him bleed like the little pig he is and then knocked him out cold. That is how you let your presence be known newcomers!! I am not here to play around altough I just say that I would love to play around a bit more with those Brazilian chicas!! Their asses seem to be sculpted out of the purest form of perfection! I'll be back here for more fun!

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I'm sceduled to fight Lungu next for the title. I respect his manager a lot and know that Lungu is a special fighter, but so am I.


I look forward to competing agaist him and invite him to come over to my gym to get a taste of how I am in sparring. Don't be scared, I'll make you better! So far nobody has even been able to cause me any bit of concern in my chin, so lets see if Lungu has what it takes to land clean. On paper, he has the power for it, but paper means shit when you face a 300lbs 225cm irish ginger. Most are not even able to reach me before I knock the living shit out of them.



C'mon Lungu, lets go to war and see who is the hottest prospect of the two of us!


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Conrad "The Joker" Mcgillicutty

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Rumor has it that my next opponent has visited the doctor 3 times this week, complaining about fever, diarrhea and anxiety sweat. Aah, I can't blame him, I've seen this happen to my opponents many times before...

Even yoga class with the girls is a too much for fatty!

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I heard that he lasted about as long in it as Justin Bieber, but I doubt that.
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Bieber surely must have been able to do better than fatty!

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How did your training camp go Conrad?

Smooth. I still had plenty of time to act in hollywood blockbusters, take part in gumball and fuck different women in different countries every day.

I don't sit around and let life decide how my day looks like, I decide myself what my life looks like every day.

Sounds fun!

Were you happy with your promotional debut ?

No, I wanted a war and my opponent wasn't up to it. I landed 100% of my strikes and destroyed him with it. I might change the gameplan for my fight of this weekend just to make sure that it lasts a bit longer and that I have more fun, we'll see.

You actually enjoy tough fights?

Sure, what the heck is fun about being two minutes in the cage and not even sweat.?!? I am here to try and put on a show for fans. It's not my fault my opponents don't last very long.

Do you feel as if the champion will be able to bring out the best in you?

He has the power, so who knows, but he is a bit small. I have seen 10year olds who are bigger than him.

Do you respect your opponent?

Yes.

That was a short and unexpected answer...

That shouldn't be unexpected . I respect anyone who dares to enter a cage with me. Not many on this planet are willing to do that.

What do you think will happen this weekend?

I hope a war, but I suppose it will be another short fight.

Lungu has huge KO power, are you scared of it?

Man, are you fucking stupid?! Would I be fighting MMA if I was scared? I enjoy fighting and I am pissed that the commission doesn't allow us to bareknucklefight. I would love to knock people out cold with no padding on my hands. Just bone on bone. BOOOOOMM!!

Conrad, you are a savage!

That was what Lungu's mom said last night...

Eeuhm, ok, eeuhm, lets round things up here. GOod luck against Lungu sir and it will be interesting to see how the fight goes!

Yeah yeah. People , don't forget to tune in and watch the biggest KOTB main event in history. Conrad " The Joker" Mcgillicutty vs Sandu " Fat Midget" Lungu.

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The rumors are correct, I will in fact be training with Lungu from time to time as soon as I get back to full energy. We will both be training in the same gym and will meet eachother in sparring sometimes. Thanks for the invite Lungu ! I am honored and look forward to making the both of us better.


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The training partners in my new gym have really been helping me out a lot and I must send them a big thank you! Altair, if I can do anything in return, let me know. It's so great to be training with some of the best young big boys in one place, so we can all learn from eachother and become top fighters later.


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There is going to be a KT tournament for HW killers with big money at stake for the winner I heard...


Hmm...


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OK, COUNT ME IN !!!!!



Who cares that I am only 22 years old and not an elite striker yet at all . I more than compensate that with my amazing looks and great outgoing personality !



If anyone else has the balls to step up, sign up here.



But maybe don't bother, because when a 300lbs 225cm Irish topmodel is in it, you won't stand a chance anyway, no matter how elite you are...


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Less than two weeks away from taking out another midget. It's a very dangerous one, but so am I, and I'm not a midget.... !


225cm, 300lbs of pure awesomeness will make panties drop like a beat in party.


I look forward to being back in action and show what I am capable of doing in the octagon.


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I destroyed the champion in just over one minute and took home what is mine, the KOTB 265lbs+ belt.


Great to have this belt and be able to prove that I am no joke. I'm 225cm 300lbs of pure Irish awesomeness and not many can deal with that.




And to KOTB, thanks for the afterparty !


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What a day ( and night :shades: ) !


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Next up , Buster Napoleon. 7-0 challenger with all of those coming by stoppage.

Buster has a great chin on paper and also good power as you otherwise are not able to finish Lungu.

He has a diversed skillset so I'll must be able to deal with any kind of attack, but then again, that's ok.

He is a kid in a big men's league. The boy is 195cm and weighs 265lbs. I eat more for breakfast ....

In less than two weeks time, I'll take the boy.
Lets see if he can keep his undefeated record after meeting the legendary style guru, Conrad Mcgillicuty!

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After KOTB was merged into Generation, my title defense was cancelled and I have been awarded a new opponent to unify the belts.


I'm not going to lie about it, Boagrius is one hell of a dangerous opponent and is most likely the best big boy in the sport for his age. But I'm not shying away from him. I look forward to this amazing challenge and hope to get him in trouble. He is a beast, that's clear, but I'm not a kitten either.



If history has learned us anything, it's that a fight can be over with one good clean shot, isn't it Boagrius...?


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I'm coming for you big boy and you might regret having signed the fight offer....


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Heading to the gym for one of my last training sessions before the Boagrius-clash this weekend, as always in style!



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Someone is about to feel sour soon, and it isn't going to be me...!


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Yikes, the champ is a fucking beast for sure. I was outclassed by Boagrius and can do nothing else but accept his dominance at this moment.


Don't worry fans, I'm not going to let this defeat upset me , I'm eager to improve myself and then return to winning ways.



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Generation SHW champion



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I'm back bitches!!!



After being the KOTB champ, I was set to fight Boagrius in my Generation debut. I was still a bit of a noob back then and was beaten clearly by him.


I regrouped and first made quick work of Scorpion.


Celasquez was the next opponent and I took him out with a picture perfect head kick in the 2nd round.



I was then set up to fight Cavey Beaumont, who had ran through the roster like a knife through butter. His two dominant wins over Boagrius showed the world clearly that he was the next big thing. Nobody gave me much of a chance, but I'm used to that. I'm always cocky so didn't care too much about what the bookies were thinking.



Beaumont is a scary opponent, but not for someone like me. His opponents quit when they looked him in the eyes during the staredown, but all I saw was the crowd and the top part of his hair. He was facing a guy bigger than him, a first time for him.



I outworked, outclassed, dominated,... him and won a very clear decision. One judge was drunk and scored it a draw, but all other judges ( and the fans) saw it as a clear 46-49 in favor of me.




I am only 24 years old and already ranked 12th at SHW. There might be some badass big boys out there, but none are as goodlooking as me.



My hometown welcomed me in style:


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Thank you guys for all the support and a big thank you to Generation staff.


They are doing one hell of a job with the org and we are going places... to the top!





Thank you as well to my loyal sponsors :



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Generation SHW champion

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I want Buster Napoleon next in a month. When I get my hand raised again, I'll be awarded equity in Generation and be the biggest baddest sexiest ginger on planet earth and beyond!

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Generation SHW champion

 

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Being famous and shit really can make life more difficult. I have so many options for the future, so many superfight offers on the table, that I'll have to break my ginger head over this one. Anyway, it's thursday, so time for a good old drink !

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SIgning a contract this weekend! Multiple offers already on the table.


Send me your best offer before saturday evening if you want to have a shot at signing the irish superheavyweight sensation.


PS: Hot chicks also are a big plus during contract negotations. Do not forget!


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