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Cobra Commander grapples his way to the Light Heavyweight title

In another record-breaking event, provided by Kings FC, Cobra Commander managed to claim the 205 lbs. title in a fully grappling contest. A thousand fans witnessed the brown BJJ belt go toe to toe with another brown BJJ belt in the face of the ex-champion Chris Leary. Starting from round 1, it was notable that Commander has the slight grappling advantage, dominating round 1 and round 2. Then Leary did better in round 3 but it didn't matter in the end, when Cobra Commander secured a spectacular kimura finish in round 4. Both fighters got awarded with fight of the night performance bonuses for providing such an intense ground action.

 

Knockout of the night award went to Thor Hammer who managed to finish Lake Dutchman with a nasty uppercut early in round 1. The Norwegian God is proving that his fists fit his surname perfectly, scoring a third straight knockout since starting his career at Kings FC. A performance that should have earned a title shot for Mr. Hammer.

 

Sub of the night performance bonus was without a doubt for Diego Escobar. The fighter who was known so far as a pure striker, managed to get the most of his blue BJJ belt in his fight versus another striker - Tyron Woodley. Escobar engaged in a grappling contest since the beginning of the fight, swiftly pulled guard from clinch and executed a nice triangle off his back for a fantastic submission victory.

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In the immortal words of Chumbawamba:-

"I get knocked down, but I get up again

You are never gonna keep me down"

 

 

 

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In the immortal words of the Crocodile hunter:

"G'day mate. It tried to do the bloody deathroll on me!"

Translation:

"Howdy. I'm going to knock you down and keep you down."

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In the immortal words of the Crocodile hunter:

"G'day mate. It tried to do the bloody deathroll on me!"

Translation:

"Howdy. I'm going to knock you down and keep you down."

 

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"You might knock me down, but I will knock you out!"

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"You might knock my mum up, but I'll knock something off a table! I'm a bit clumsy that way."

 

 

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"You might knock something off a table.. but I'm gonna knock on wood. Cuz you're not knockin' me out and I'm not knockin' boots with your mum. She gave birth to your ugly mug and you're already goin' bald at 25. You look like a puckered up version of my arsehole. You're a Spaniard - you blokes are suppose to have hair til your 90. That's just bad genes mate. I gotta take that belt from you so KFC doesn't have to print any more posters with your face on it. That's scaring away the fans. I expect a bonus."

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"You might knock something off a table.. but I'm gonna knock on wood. Cuz you're not knockin' me out and I'm not knockin' boots with your mum. She gave birth to your ugly mug and you're already goin' bald at 25. You look like a puckered up version of my arsehole. You're a Spaniard - you blokes are suppose to have hair til your 90. That's just bad genes mate. I gotta take that belt from you so KFC doesn't have to print any more posters with your face on it. That's scaring away the fans. I expect a bonus."

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"The only reason I ain't got no hair up top is because they had to take it from me and give it to you, otherwise you wouldn't have any at all. In the wise words of Monty Burns 'shave those sideburns'. Now I don't know what your asshole looks like but you must have a pretty good idea to compare it to someone else's head. Tell me, do you use a mirror or do you bend over and get your nose buried deep in your gooch so you can have a close look?

This fool calls himself 'The Kangaroo' yet he is from New Zealand. Either had too many blows to the head or he just isn't that bright. At such a young age too, shame really."

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"When your mum was makin' out with my sphynxster she said it reminded her of you. After I knock you down I'm gonna pull a Mark Hunt and finish you off with an atomic butt drop so you know what it's like to stare at your ugly mug."

 

 

 

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"Oh yes, I see the similarities now. Apologies for doubting you. When I said you weren't very bright it was meant as a joke but now I see it may actually be true. Now I'm really gonna feel bad when I knock you out and you lose what little brain cells you must have left."

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"I'm only 19. I have potential to make it big in Mixed Martial Arts. You have no future in this sport. You'll be retired soon. Getting beat up by teenagers won't look good on your resume. You must be some kind of weirdo like Stu Pidasol who has some kind of teen fettish."


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"I'm only 19. I have potential to make it big in Mixed Martial Arts. You have no future in this sport. You'll be retired soon. Getting beat up by teenagers won't look good on your resume. You must be some kind of weirdo like Stu Pidasol who has some kind of teen fettish."

 

 

 

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"Teen fetish? You're the one who spoke to me first you dumb lump. You do have the potential to make it big, with your privileged lifestyle and private training, it would be a shame if you didn't. By now you should be better than me and if you beat me then I will congratulate you. But, if I beat you? Now that is something that wouldn't look good on a resume of someone with the potential to make it big.

I don't need to worry about the future. I'm the now. I'm the champ."

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mmmph, it hurts to lose to a one-dimensional rockhead like Kane.

 

Booty is by far the better strategist but his body just quit on him.

 

So what happens now? Do I beat up 18 year olds to remain relevant like Hassenkamp? I wouldn't mind another crack at that guy.

 

To be fair, I enjoy watching his fights. Every time he does something different.

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mmmph, it hurts to lose to a one-dimensional rockhead like Kane.

 

Booty is by far the better strategist but his body just quit on him.

 

So what happens now? Do I beat up 18 year olds to remain relevant like Hassenkamp? I wouldn't mind another crack at that guy.

 

you talk about other people trying to remain relevant then in the same breath call out a fighter you've already beaten? looking for the perceived "easy" win to stay relevant Billy Boy?

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mmmph, it hurts to lose to a one-dimensional rockhead like Kane.

 

Booty is by far the better strategist but his body just quit on him.

 

So what happens now? Do I beat up 18 year olds to remain relevant like Hassenkamp? I wouldn't mind another crack at that guy.

Scary..

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you talk about other people trying to remain relevant then in the same breath call out a fighter you've already beaten? looking for the perceived "easy" win to stay relevant Billy Boy?

 

Well the rankings make for a sensible rematch imo. Are you so petrified at the prospect that you're admitting Nico Hassenkamp is a no-talent tool?

 

Go on, issue the challenge. Unless you fear the Booty.

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Ali "Chicka" Jamal (310182)

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It's official.

My matches have been set for TWGC and i hope i can represent Kings FC well as i take a step up in competition by moving to Div2 from Div4.

Let's roll!!

 

 

I'll be cheering you on mate.

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