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Our sexiest reporter Amanda Analheart caught title challenger Humors "Mug Crusher" Lacplesis (331754) just as he was leaving his residence in Riga, Latvia.

 

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Analheart: Mr. Humors ! What a pleasure to interview you Sir ! Tell us about your career so far and what made you come to Skrap MMA ?

 

Humors: Yaarrrrrggg hhh !! Burrrrrrp !! Vodka baby !

 

Analheart: You came for the vodka?

 

Humors: Huh? I'm drunk babe. Wanna go in the forest and drink some more?

 

Analheart: Not really. Back to the interview ! You decided to join MMA after an altercation with 4 mugs outside a bar in Riga. Did you ever think you would be fighting for the belt back then?

 

Humors: Belt? You like the kinky stuff babes? Speaking of kinky, can you please ask Mike to unban me from the forums?

 

Analheart: Sorry but who is Mike? What is your opinion on your opponent, Mister Happy?

 

Humors: Whaaaaaaaaaaaat? Burrrrrp ! I must make Mike happy for unban ? Oh it's time for the fellatio?

 

Analheart: No ! No fellatio ! MMA title fight, T-I-T-L-E F-I-G-H-T . At Skrap MMA.

 

Humors: Wanna see my peepee on chat?

 

Analheart: Not really no.

 

At this point Humors started puking all over the sidewalk, horribly drunk and just stumbled away to another bar.

 

Cheers!

 

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Skrap Fights 40 (921280) Event Preview

We have a stacked event for Skrap Fights 40, the fans should be seeing some excellent bouts.

 

For the main event we have a Heavyweight fight between Arminia "God" Bielefeld (332775) and Alexandru Mircea "The Unholy" (332866) (332866). Alexandru is coming off a loss after he failed to secure the belt. This fight is going to be a close one with both fighters coming in and looking for a knockout. But the edge has to go to Alexandru since he has a more stable chin compared to Arminia who has lost three times due to being knocked out.. But if Arminia can pull off a counter ko he could take this thing.

 

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For the second main event we have a Featherweight bout between Liang "Bob" Hanying (335975) and Hoddy McNeal (330903). Hoddy comes into this fight with a large advantage in fight experience and is not going to be a pushover. On paper Liang comes in with better Muay Thai and wrestling skills, which will be his edge if used properly. This is a hard one to call but if Liang can nail Hoddy with some dirty boxing, he could win this in a decision. But Hoddy is lethal and has won most of his fights in dangerous fashion with either a TKO or KO. If he catches Liang the fight can end quickly.

 

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Skrap Fights 41 (921281) Event Preview

Everyone should be excited for this event, which is going to leave the packed stadium going home knowing they saw a spectacle.

The main event is a Light Heavyweight title fight between the current title holder "President Elect" Donald Trump (330872) and the challenger Young "Dwarf Destiny" Lad (330324). The president comes into this fight currently on a three fight winning streak, but this is his first title defense. Young is walking in with an even higher win streak with four wins in a row. So a streak will come to an end tonight. Donald Trump has shown in the past some great cardio and might take this into higher rounds. Both fighters are knockout specialists but Donald’s chin has failed him in the past. Young needs to end this fight within the first rounds or I am giving it to Donald.

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The co main event we have a Bantamweight bout between Jan "Joker" Jansson (331855) and Blaze "40 Ounce" Blount (330354). Jan comes in the better Boxer and Muay Thai practitioner. Jan comes in with a two fight win streak. This fight is going to be a slugfest into the end with both fighters having the same mind set. I give the final edge to Jan. Jan is more skilled in boxing and seems to have heavier hands.

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Skrap Fights 41 (921281) Event Preview

Everyone should be excited for this event, which is going to leave the packed stadium going home knowing they saw a spectacle.

 

The main event is a Light Heavyweight title fight between the current title holder "President Elect" Donald Trump (330872) and the challenger Young "Dwarf Destiny" Lad (330324). The president comes into this fight currently on a three fight winning streak, but this is his first title defense. Young is walking in with an even higher win streak with four wins in a row. So a streak will come to an end tonight. Donald Trump has shown in the past some great cardio and might take this into higher rounds. Both fighters are knockout specialists but Donald’s chin has failed him in the past. Young needs to end this fight within the first rounds or I am giving it to Donald.

 

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"President Elect" Donald Trump: Once again the POTUS made it look easy !

 

Trump scores with a crisp jab that stopped Lad in his tracks.

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Lad is rocked!

Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Trump cracks Lad with a hook to the temple - Lad is on wobbly legs here! Trump swarms him with hook after hook, landing with each one! Lad falls to the canvas face first and the referee dives in to stop the fight! Trump wins by TKO!

 

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:31 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Pussy Grabs). Donald Trump!

Donald Trump retains his light heavyweight title! (We have appropriated GENERATION FC's belt due to MAGA!)

Donald Trump bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it. MAGA !

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Skrap Fights 42 (921875) Event Preview

Skrap Fights 42 is sure to be a great event!

The main event is a Middleweight title bout between Sergei "Torso Killer" Martynov (331975) the current title holder and the challenger Pete "The Axeman" Vonshredder (331246). Sergei comes into this fight with a eight win streak and is not looking to slow down. Pete is on a two win streak, with wins over some tough competition. Both fighters have shown their knockout capabilities in the past and could easily show it again here. Sergei is going to be looking to clinch and control Pete from there, taking him down and submitting him. Pete needs to find a way too survive the clinch and finish Sergei either

through some ground and pound or from the feet.

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The co main event is another Middleweight bout between Santiago Costa (330866) and Wilky "Beau Gars" Pierre (333469). Wiley is coming in after a title loss and Santiago is on a small two fight win streak. With seasoned managers on both of there corners, this should turn out to be one hell of a good fight. The former champion Wilky is going to be looking for the win the same way his competitor is through submission. Whoever can control the ground and wiggle out of submissions will win this fight.

 

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Sara Fights 43 is sure to be a event that will not disappoint!

The main event is a Middleweight title bout between the champion Matt "Funky" Askren (330742) and the challenger Welter Weight (330136). Welter is a title holder for welterweight but for another promotion. Matt has shown his prowess in cardio winning both his title fight and the follow up defense, with decision victories. Matt seems to be more deadly in the later rounds, which can be beneficial if the fight goes to the later rounds. But if Welter can land with one punch early on, this could be his fight.

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The co main event is a Welterweight title bout between Humors "Mug Crusher" Lacplesis (331754) the title holder and the challenger Dean Pritchard (333083). For everyone’s sake we hope that Humors losses this and we do not have to endure one of his interviews again. Humors is on a small fight win streak, while Dean comes in with fight of the night honors, from his last bout. Humors has shown in the past to have a damage taking chin and will be hard to knock out, but with enough significant strikes can take the man down. Dean needs to end this fight quick if he has a chance of becoming the new champion.

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Skrap Fights 44 (922367) Event Preview

Skrap Fights 44 is going to be one hell of a show!

The main event is a title fight for the Heavyweight belt featuring the challenger THumongous "The Wakanda Rapist" Heritageaka (331698) and the title holder "Bodacious" Galtero El Toro (330508). On paper the champion has a bunch of edges in this bout. He is also coming into this fight with eight wins. But the challenger has proved himself a submission expert, with many wins under his belt. But even with that said Galtero is a knockout artist and is going to test Thu’s chin. Thu’s chin has failed him many times in the past and needs to take this fight to the ground fast and keep it there if he wants to win.

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The co main event is another Heavyweight bout featuring Sasha Khadartsev (331342) and Umberto "Merguez" Turturro (330234). Sasha is currently on a four win streak. Umberto is coming into this fights with two losses in a row. Sasha seems to be more of a more well rounded fighter, with this he needs to use his power to take out Umberto quick before he can get tapped out.

 

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Skrap Fights 46 Event Preview (922369)

Skrap Fights 46 is going to be a great event! With a featherweight title on the line, anything can happen!

 

The main event is a Heavyweight bout featuring Stan Mailic (335166) and Alexandru Mircea "The Unholy" (332866) (332866). Stan comes into this bout with six wins and no losses. He is not showing signs of being stopped but Alexandru is no easy customer. Alexandru is coming into this fight after beating Arminia Bielefeld a high level opponent in the Skrap Fights organization. Stan has power and is going to be looking for a knockout, which he has proven in the past he can put a opponents light out fast. Alexandra needs to throw Stan off his game or take him to the ground if he has a shot here.

 

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The co main event is a Featherweight bout featuring Hoddy McNeal (330903) and French Fried (330133). French comes into this fight with him losing the belt to Elazar Shalit in Skrap Fights 36. French is wanting this fight to be his rebound fight. In their first fight French came out on top through a tko victory but I think Hoddy has this one, since his chin seems to have taken less damage throughout the years. Expect this one to be a slugfest till someone ends up on the matt unconscious.

 

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Skrap Fights 48 (922925) Main Event Previews

This event is going to be a great one with a Middleweight title bout as the main event. The rest of the card is not too shabby as well!

The main event is a Middleweight title bout featuring the challenger Santiago Costa (330866) and Sergei "Torso Killer" Martynov (331975). Santiago is coming in with a nice little three win streak. Sergei is on a massive nine winning streak and is not looking to slow down anytime soon. Santiago is a ground guy, who is going to be looking for a takedown and submission. Sergei needs to counter punch those attempts and hope to stop him in one of the earlier rounds.

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The co main event is a Light Heavyweight bout featuring Reggie Hutchinson (330237) and Young "Dwarf Destiny" Lad (330324). Young is coming in after losing his title shot versus Donald Trump at Skrap Fights 41. Young Lad is going to be looking for a clinch and to take down Reggie here. Reggie either needs to get the superior position on the ground or find a way to reverse takedowns and take his opponent down instead. This fight is sure to be a close one!

 

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Skrap Fights 49 (922926) Main Events Preview

This event is going to be a great one with a Bantamweight title bout as the main event!

The main event is a Bantamweight title bout featuring Total Bastard (330135) the current title holder and Addition BySubtraction (336559) the challenger. Addition is coming in with a three winning streak and is hoping to win the belt here in this fight. If Total is allowed to control the fight, either in the clinch or on the feet in general he will win this fight. Addition needs to find a way to either grind out a decision victory or out grapple Total which is no easy task.

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The co main event is a Middleweight bout featuring Michael Jai "Universal Solider" White (333669) and Takeshi "Wizard" Kovacs (333925). Takeshi is coming in with a five winning streak and has never lost a fight so far. I think Micheal will take this bout due to his takedown defense and his ability to throw bombs using his hands.

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The Donald: Don`t miss the latest edition of The Tycoon Times where the now R.I.P Ely Scrubs interviews THE POTUS ! A huge thanks to Mike Tycoon for publishing the piece raw without any edits. Many experts in the industry claim this is the interview that sent Scrubs into DEMENTIA and broke his mind, he owuld proceed to get banned shortly after due to posting tranny pics. Don`t miss reading about Tycoon History !

 

The No Scrubs MMA Show #2 - Donald Trump Talks Latina Farts!

 

 

 

 

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