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Bloody hell, I can't believe you haven't been mentioned. You definitely deserve a lot of credit for organising and running The Highland Network as well as you do. I'd put you alongside Mentor, Steel Penn and the guy who ran Hells Balls.

 

Guy who ran Hells Balls was Manfred, was a moderator in chat. ChuckW94 was involved with it, I owned a gym. There was an org in Amsterdam. I can't remember who else was members though.

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That was minor, a tiny retort


Understandable, as CK is used to things being short


When you think about things, you really do wonder


About what it would be like, if his dad only had a rubber


A terrible fate, a sad misfortune


There really were thoughts of making him an orphan


CK can make fun, of whatever initial


If I want his mum around, I just need to whistle

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I'll keep it short, like I do with your mom
in and out of that desert, like Saddam with a bomb
menopause at her age, it's crusty and dry

I make it rain with my load in her eye
My mom has a vagina, she's not your type
dean in a skirt, is the type that you like
maybe it hurts to admit it on here
you're in an alliance of noobs, and skirt-wearing queers

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It’s about time to put this thing to the test


When it comes to rhymes around here I am the best


So let me kick a hornet’s nest


Like I laid Queen’s Property to rest


All I see is CK and GBK talking smack


While Bjorn tries to post something that isn’t even an attack


But that’s not what this thread is about, so let’s get back on track


So, let’s use a little tact


And put these battles in the sack


And launch it over the moon


As the dish runs away with the spoon


Because this thread is to see who is best in MMA Tycoon.


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Rambo has an obsession, calling people gay

That's called wishful thinking man, I don't swing that way

I'm in an alliance for noobs, I freely admit

I'm sad for you, cos your hanging in the closet

CK likes to brag, calling himself the KO King

When it comes to the bedroom, he flops like a cheesestring

He's fading as this is going, his rhymes are going south

Not enough time thinking, too much time with cock in his mouth

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I bet Dirty Sanchez is your favorite sexual act while giving, and I bet Donkey Punch is your favorite sexual act while receiving.

 

And out of nowhere, here comes Blake Phoenix...

his sexual preference? big black penis.

kenlow83 should of stayed out of this 'rap'

I thought Grant was bad, but kenlow is trash

(GBK) I'm not calling you gay, I'm stating the facts

what way do you sway, with dean's dick in your ass?

 

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CK talking about homosexual stuff again? Man he's such a lad

The only thing is it's quite sad, that you're just a poor man's KRad

With the sun rising in the East, and it settling late in the West

Poor CK's little ginger soldier can only rise at a sausage fest

CK talks a big game, the kind that can rival Castor

The only truth in his life is the time with the pastor

These rhymes will keep on going, until we hit the lock

But CK's dream will always be getting fucked by a tranny's cock

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Is this Irish dude really trying to rap?

Now I gotta pick up the mic and make another Irish dude tap...

Grant, give it up son, I don't wanna have to spank you like ya dads already done,

 

And I don't even know this CK dude,

But fuck it, I guess he's about to get chewed.

He brings up lame arse gay jokes,

Like we don't know he's a gay bloke,

Holy Pimps & Hoes? I didn't know you could be a pimp by sucking black dudes toes.

 

And finally for you Ken,

I mean what is there to say? You've got the mind of a child, and a dozen in your basement,

Leave this battle, we need a more credible replacement.

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Look at this guy


RazorMuayThai


Trying to step up to the mic


When he needs to take a hike


Wish his mom had been barren


Instead of having Aaron


He tries to scorn


When he makes as much sense as Bjorn


He attempts to make a case of my state of mind


When he is blind to the fact


There isn’t any basements


In this state


That I live


What gives


I have the mind of a child but my grades


Don’t reflect the same


You don’t deserve the fame


Of trying to step into my game


Both you and CK are lame


Leave the rhymes to the big boys


And go play with your little toys


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Is this Irish dude really trying to rap?

Now I gotta pick up the mic and make another Irish dude tap...

Grant, give it up son, I don't wanna have to spank you like ya dads already done,

 

And I don't even know this CK dude,

But fuck it, I guess he's about to get chewed.

He brings up lame arse gay jokes,

Like we don't know he's a gay bloke,

Holy Pimps & Hoes? I didn't know you could be a pimp by sucking black dudes toes.

 

And finally for you Ken,

I mean what is there to say? You've got the mind of a child, and a dozen in your basement,

Leave this battle, we need a more credible replacement.

Woah there Aaron, I almost missed ya

Couldn't see you there behind your sister

What do you mean you were 2 inches deep in her?

At least it makes a change from you trying to fist her

I don't expect any different, at least not from Leeds

But it is quite disturbing, all these incestuous misdeeds

Sit back in your council house, go back to your slums

And come back if you ever grow a set of plums

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I pay all three of them 1 year VIP if they make a Video, destroyng eachothers on Skype.

You wouldn't understand it.

 

CK would probably be stoned as hell

Kenlow would have a mouthful of like twinkie or something

Aaron is from Leeds so yeah, that sums up why we won't understand that northern monkey

and Grant is Irish and probably drunk

 

It's definitely better written down

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This topic has been derailed,

"Please don't close it" they wailed,

But I got a job to do,

You don't like it? Well **** you,

The ban hammer could be coming your way,

But I'm a nice mod, I'm here to stay.

So take your shit and get out of here,

Enter the rap battleground if you got no fear.

 

 

 

Since everyone who was rapping has moved to the other topic, I've decided to open this thread again. If you wish to continue discussing who you feel is the best tycoon, please post here.

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Who is the best tycoon? State your case.


Steel Penn here rubbing it in your face.



No one could ever fill my space


Spreading cash around all over the place.



I'm the greatest tycoon, some say I'm a buffoon.


But you will all see very soon.


And sing a much different tune.



Communication, Imagination & Motivation are our way of navigation.


Can you feel the forum haters frustration?



Try to stop use and foil our plans.


You will end up with blood on your lip and dirt on your hands.



Just so I'm clear to the masses and smart asses.


Steel Penn is the Goat Tycoon in this game.


The one and only with some shame but mostly fame.

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Its all in good fun markyosullivan .

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Its all in good fun markyosullivan .

But there is a separate thread for it, created because of it. You basicly make it like you're either a douche or can't read.

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