Popular Post Rambo Posted June 19, 2020 Popular Post Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 BREAKING NEWS! MMA FIGHTERS LINKED TO TERROR CELL Hezbollah is a Shia Islamist political party and militant group based in Lebanon. Hezbollah's paramilitary wing is the Jihad Council, and its political wing is the Loyalty to the Resistance Bloc party in the Lebanese parliament. Since the death of Abbas al-Musawi in 1992, the group has been headed by Hassan Nasrallah, its Secretary-General. The organization or its military wing are considered terrorist organizations in eighteen countries, as well as by the Arab League and the European Union.Hezbollah was founded in the early 1980s as part of an Iranian effort to aggregate a variety of militant Lebanese Shia groups into a unified organization. Hezbollah acts as a proxy for Iran in the ongoing Iran-Israel proxy conflict. Hezbollah was conceived by Muslim clerics and funded by Iran primarily to harass Israel. Its leaders were followers of Ayatollah Khomeini, and its forces were trained and organized by a contingent of 1,500 Revolutionary Guards that arrived from Iran with permission from the Syrian government, which was in occupation of Lebanon at the time. Hezbollah's 1985 manifesto listed its objectives as the expulsion of "the Americans, the French and their allies definitely from Lebanon, putting an end to any colonialist entity on our land", submission of the Christian Phalangists to "just power" and bringing them to justice "for the crimes they have perpetrated against Muslims and Christians" and permitting "all the sons of our people" to choose the form of government they want, while calling on them to "pick the option of Islamic government".Hezbollah waged a guerrilla campaign in South Lebanon, and as a result Israel withdrew from Lebanon on 24 May 2000, and the South Lebanon Army (SLA) collapsed and surrendered. Hezbollah organized volunteers who fought on the Bosnian side during the Bosnian War. Hezbollah's military strength has grown so significantly since 2006 that its paramilitary wing is considered more powerful than the Lebanese Army. Hezbollah has been described as a "state within a state" and has grown into an organization with seats in the Lebanese government, a radio and a satellite TV station, social services and large-scale military deployment of fighters beyond Lebanon's borders. Hezbollah is part of the March 8 Alliance within Lebanon, in opposition to the March 14 Alliance. Hezbollah maintains strong support among Lebanon's Shi'a population, while Sunnis have disagreed with the group's agenda. Hezbollah also finds support from within some Christian areas of Lebanon that are Hezbollah strongholds. Hezbollah receives military training, weapons, and financial support from Iran and political support from Syria. Hezbollah and Israel fought each other in the 2006 Lebanon War.After the 20062008 Lebanese protests and clashes, a national unity government was formed in 2008, with Hezbollah and its opposition allies' obtaining eleven of thirty cabinets seats, enough to give them veto power. In August 2008, Lebanon's new Cabinet unanimously approved a draft policy statement that recognized Hezbollah's existence as an armed organization and guarantees its right to "liberate or recover occupied lands" (such as the Shebaa Farms). Since 2012, Hezbollah has helped the Syrian government during the Syrian civil war in its fight against the Syrian opposition, which Hezbollah has described as a Zionist plot and a "Wahhabi-Zionist conspiracy" to destroy its alliance with Assad against Israel. It has deployed its militia in both Syria and Iraq to fight or train local forces to fight against the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (ISIL). The group's legitimacy is considered to have been severely damaged due to the sectarian nature of the Syrian Civil War in which it has become embroiled. (Shout out Wikipedia) Kartila Madan is a non-denominational Lebanese paramilitary group affiliated with Hezbollah. The irregular militia is composed of fighters that are funded, trained, armed, and founded by Hezbollah with rumors tied to Western financing. The organization's manpower, composition, and strength are expected to be on the rise. It's unclear when the group was founded, but its focus has been on countering Sunni extremists like ISIL by engaging in open conflict and guerrilla warfare with their adversary.Kartila Madan fighters are less disciplined and subject to less strict rules than Hezbollah fighters. Consequently, their militants have been involved in a large number of violent confrontations with police, the Lebanese Army, and various Lebanese partisans. Lebanese interior minister Nohad Machnouk criticized the group for challenging the sovereignty of the Lebanese government.Critics contend that the group is no longer focused on fighting ISIL, but rather exists as political cover for Hezbollah's actions and as a containment group for thugs and troublemakers. Likewise, some Sunnis have charged the Kartila Madan with focusing more on countering Sunni fundamentalism than Israel.Kartila Madan have also been accused by the DEA and other drug agencies of trafficking drugs from South America through Africa into Europe and Southwest Asia, an accusation they adamantly deny. Kartila Madanكارتل مدان "The Pitbull" Mohammed Kahn Introduced to Chris Karter by his cousin, Muhammad Jabbar, due to his sheer brilliance in the octagon his MMA career has been well documented up to this point. Despite Kahn's known militant affiliation with the Kartila Madan - an organization labeled terrorist by the majority of the free world - he was able to enter the Madness TUF tournament. He was the inevitable winner of the show capturing the Madness Light Heavyweight championship, and would go on to become the star of the organization. An established and accomplished MMA fighter signed to the #1 organization in the world by the age of 22, unlike his cousin Jabbar who is relatively unknown on the MMA scene, Kahn's success in the MMA cage foreshadows his disturbing past as a self-proclaimed freedom fighter on the front lines of the Lebanon-Syrian conflict in the Middle East. "Muharib" Muhammad Jabbar Best known for holding a submission victory over Latrobe Arundel in their MMA debuts. Jabbar is a black belt in BJJ that has spent the entirety of his career fighting out of Convicted Fight Club in Los Angeles. Initially denied a visa due to an affiliation with a terrorist network back in his home country of Mauritania, it required Karter's direct intervention to pull strings with POTUS to get Jabbar into the United States. Unlike his younger cousin Mohammed Kahn, his career hasn't found the success that would bring his background to light. His position within the Kartila Madan oligarchy is unknown, but he's suspected to have enough influence to be flagged by the U.S. government, and placed on the terrorist watch list by the good ole boys in the red, white, and blue. "Real Rolex" Zaid Al Balushi Convicted Inc Manager Manuel "Salad" Tosen met Zaid at the Mutrah Souq in Muscat, where he was peddling fake watches to dumb dhimmis. Tosen was impressed by Zaid's ability to wrangle people into his shop and recruited him to his fight team. For the last six years he spent his time training at Tosen's Home for Lost Boys in Rio de Jeinero, one of the cocaine capitals of the world. Suspected to be Kartila Madan's connection to the South American drug trade, a joint-task of the Federal Police of Brazil and INTERPOL conducted a sting on one of Zaid's alleged drug operations, but recovered only bundles of counterfeit "Mentor Penis Cream" on the premises. Zaid was detained for six days and several human rights violations occurred before his release. Dhabu Vihdonic The Libyan Kickboxer is a Heavyweight knockout artist that enters the ring with a kill-or-be-killed mentality. He accumulated a 9-6 professional kickboxing record with 8 victories of his 9 victories coming by way of knockout. Recently an old picture started circulating the internet making its rounds across MMA news outlets showing an RPG-wielding Dhabu Vihdonic posing with Mohammed Kahn and other Kartila Madan militants on what appears to be the front lines of the Lebanon-Syria border. As fearless in the ring as he was on the battlefield, Dhabu has taken on every opponent no matter how much more experienced or skilled they may be. Mossad intelligence reports that Vihdonic is a contract killer, as well as an enforcer in the cartel's drug trade. The FBI can't confirm nor deny these reports. Bardia "The Fisherman" Farrokhzad Iranian fisherman turned Mixed Martial Artist. Local fishermen & dockworkers say they've witnessed him dive into the sea, catch a massive fish with his bare hands, & kill it underwater all in one breath. Career Highlights include World Combat Federation FW, ACE Fighting League FW & Saudi Arabia Fighting Org BW & FW Champion. Mossad intelligence reports that Bardia may be Mohammed Kahn's brother-in-law - other agencies are reporting that Kahn and Farrokhzad are Shia brothers having swapped wives - no claims have been verified. Authorities have been monitoring Bardia's water transit closely, attempting to link his fishing boats to the Kartila Madan's drug trafficking trade into Iran. "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer." It is expected that Convicted Fight Club's BJJ Coach Abraham Donowitz is responsible for training an entire generation of Kartila Madan militants in self-defense and hand-to-hand combat techniques. Why would Donowitz, an Israeli born MMA fighter nicknamed "Jewsus Christ", willingly train fighters affiliated with a faction of anti-Israeli extremist? This is what Abraham Donowitz had to say: "You just gotta open your heart man. To uh, defeat hate and stuff, you gotta like, kill it with kindness and shit. I'm just always over here like whoah, chill, we're all children of the Earth dude. In the gym it's all love, you know what I mean? Like, who am I? You know? Who am I man?" TERRORIST SUSPECT FOREIGN FIGHTER WATCH LISTSUSPECTS ON THIS LIST MAY BE AFFILIATED WITH OTHER CRIMINAL NETWORKS,NAMES ON THIS LIST DON'T CONFIRM RADICAL ISLAMIC IDEOLOGY, ONLY SUSPECTED CRIMINAL ACTIVITY IN OR WITH THE ORGANIZATION, DIRECTLY OR INDIRECTLY.ALL SUSPECTS SUBJECT TO GULAG AND GUANTOMINO BAY Sala BarboRashid KhanAl GhoutiLuan MabundaSarfraz AliAlamoez AliGholam EstiliAlibek MamedovDubaku WombaAhura MazdaYousseff AlaouiMustafa OwensAkgyz KasymEnver SimsekAbdul RahmaMahdi DirjalDemir KocakRahim ShabazzZabit HusseinHenry Akinwande Oluwadare KwandeAkhmedov NurmagedovNarik SirakanianAnzor DankovichRauf AmudaevYusuf MammadovIsaiah OkongwuMauro OkongwuAbubakar CamaraGilson TavarinhoCooper Roos 25 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylib Posted June 19, 2020 Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 Explosive 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xyel Posted June 19, 2020 Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 Epic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robin10 Posted June 19, 2020 Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 Mate, this is proper out of this world writeup. Wow! I am really scared about my future as a writer with you around, Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted June 19, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 The FBI monitors Kartila Madan activity heating up... MMA judge Timothy Bukovac has went missing. Rumors circulating the underworld indicate that he may have been abducted by Kartila Madan thugs hired by an undisclosed source as a result to a recent MMA event. It's reported that the incompetent judge's life is in eminent danger and that his fate has yet to be decided. A video broadcast started circulating YouTube of an interrogation taking place. The identity of the missing judge Timothy Bukovac is confirmed in the footage. He's being questioned in the video, translation "Why would you gift the victory to the enemy?" and Bukovac manages to reply. Timothy Bukovac is slapped around some more. His pants are stripped and jumper cables are attached to his hairy little man jewels. The camera captures every moment. His abductor yells some more, rough translation "Think your job is Santa Clause? Not MMA judge?" One of the Kartila Madan abductors is successfully identified by the FBI & Mossad intelligence agencies as the Uncle of MMA fighter Bardia "The Fisherman" Farrokhzad. Both agencies have been able to successfully confirm Farrokhzad's ties to the Kartila Madan militant group. Picture of Farrokhzad at the docks in Iran 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stpierrecanada Posted June 19, 2020 Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 This is awesome Karter, great write up and stories. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClubberWinger Posted June 19, 2020 Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 Habibi this is awesome keep it up brother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mannetosen Posted June 20, 2020 Report Share Posted June 20, 2020 As a native of Oman, Zaid would have been offended if the government DIDN'T subject him to human rights' violations. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted June 20, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 20, 2020 As a native of Oman, Zaid would have been offended if the government DIDN'T subject him to human rights' violations. What's Zaid's return policy on merchandise? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mannetosen Posted June 21, 2020 Report Share Posted June 21, 2020 He moves his booth every couple of days to svoid people taking advantage of his 'life long guarantee'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted July 8, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2020 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15140720024006.jpg In anticipation of the "The Pitbull" Mohammed Kahn's debut at Synchronicity, he was in the process of conducting a mandatory fight week interview when it was abruptly interrupted by Winston Epicity Aatreya Mahrishi and his incompetent relative manager. Aatreya thought shit was sweet and tried to introduce himself to the product of Convicted Fight Club. Winston Epicity Aatreya Mahrishi enters the room seeking attention conflict The two fighters nearly came to blows and had to be separated by security. Kahn shouted at Mahrishi in broken english, and Mahrishi shouted at him in olde english. It's unclear what Kahn was saying exactly, but he continuously referred to his opponent as a "Bachi Bazi" before opening the back door to the building and letting in a very shady man donning WKBC gear. The sight of this man sends Ryan Simplicity into a frenzy. G Wad handles Ryan as he tries to fight Jay Stanley The Musketqueers Stepdads assign Ryan a handler because he frequently stubs his toe stepping out of the shower. This task has been designated to Vendetta's international man of history, G Wad. As usual, he handled Ryan accordingly because it doesn't require much physical effort. Jay was as cool as a cucumber during their encounter before handing him a love letter that seemed to soothe him. Once Mohammed Kahn and the rest of his entourage left the building, the dust had finally settled. G Wad put Ryan in the corner so he could finish writing his upcoming Syn' 699 preview, undoubtedly featuring the Lebanese fighter of the year on the cover. 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monsieur.Camara Posted July 9, 2020 Report Share Posted July 9, 2020 This guys smoking some serious stuff. I bet Khan gets him the best hashish. 3 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocket Posted July 9, 2020 Report Share Posted July 9, 2020 This guys smoking some serious stuff. I bet Khan gets him the best hashish. What kind of self respecting terrorist doesn't provide opiates? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexManiatakos Posted July 9, 2020 Report Share Posted July 9, 2020 Hahaha. Keep these coming CK ! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjsquirrel Posted July 9, 2020 Report Share Posted July 9, 2020 Demir Kocak: May Allah be with you in this fight Mohammed Kahn. May you be the first to achieve martyrdom in the octagon.. or wait, is that a good or bad thing here? Sorry I'm still a bit new to all this. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted July 9, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 9, 2020 The many wives of Mohammed Kahn show their support for the Lebanese fighter We recently sat down with a Commando in the Kartila Medan who refused to be identified in fear his U.S. backers will cease funding to their operations abroad. He refused to talk to us but was willing to explain how their organization differs from other extremist groups in terms of recruiting jihadist. We don't go boom. Oh no. That looks like it hurts. We are the sons of Allah. We recruit Westerners, the type that stub their toe when they step out the shower, or the type that spell their fighters name wrong on his creation certificate, and they go boom for us to prove their loyalty to Allah. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monsieur.Camara Posted July 9, 2020 Report Share Posted July 9, 2020 Explosive this needs moar love LOL 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwad12345 Posted July 9, 2020 Report Share Posted July 9, 2020 STATEMENT FROM SYNCHRONICITY PRESIDENT OF PUBLISHING Dear Mr. Khan, While G Wad commends your bravery in standing up to, and successfully defending yourself against, a shocking (albeit inept) homosexual assault on May 31, he does not feel it would be fair to the rest of the Syn roster, or other survivors, to elevate you to the top of the prestigious organization by covering you in his groundbreaking column. G Wad and the rest of the Syn family would, however, like to express their encouragement to you in dealing with this harrowing trauma in a positive manner by stepping back into the Octagon. We believe it was regrettable, if understandable, that you should have declared a Jihad against the West based on the actions of one sick deviant. We wish you the best as you continue to overcome this experience. Best, 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monsieur.Camara Posted July 10, 2020 Report Share Posted July 10, 2020 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15085530571140.png "Dishonest as Fuck" Ibrahim Camara: My arabic is a bit rusty so may Allah forgive me.... SALEM MALECOM BROTHERS OF TERROR CELL I JUST WANT TO MAKE ONE THING CLEAR BEFORE WE BEGIN... ABOOK SHARAMUTA INTA SHARAMUTA COL HARA COL HARA COL HARA KELIOM IMSHA ALLAH Ok.. having made proper introductions I come in peace. I need your assistance getting to the bottom of a little situation we have at GBU HQ. I`m missing a fooking KEY member of MY organisation. Now I know you Shawarma loving cucks are good at making disappear people, I am guessing you are fairly good at finding them too.. He is a caucasian, aboot 6 foot 9 , 225 lbs of pure MURICAN muscle. http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/manager_avatars/1594328690download%20(7).jpg He was last seen talking to this guy that 100% Likes Pizza: http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15631422886460.jpg I don`t pay much. As a matter of fact I don`t pay nothing. But if you guys want to operate without any accidents Camp Camara strongly suggests you find him and find him pronto. SHOOKRAN ! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Rambo Posted October 17, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 17, 2021 Kuwabara is aggressively charging in as Kahn backs up avoiding any damage. Kahn tosses out a jab and Kuwabara runs right into it face first! Kuwabara is out cold! Kahn dropped down on all fours and is barking in Kuwabara's face like a pit bull in celebration until the ref was finally able to pull him away! Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:19 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Mohammed Kahn! Mohammed Kahn is the new light heavyweight champion! Allah is merciful, "The Pitbull" Mohammed Kahn is not. RIP kemosabe. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted October 17, 2021 Report Share Posted October 17, 2021 8 hours ago, Rambo said: Kuwabara is aggressively charging in as Kahn backs up avoiding any damage. Kahn tosses out a jab and Kuwabara runs right into it face first! Kuwabara is out cold! Kahn dropped down on all fours and is barking in Kuwabara's face like a pit bull in celebration until the ref was finally able to pull him away! Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:19 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Mohammed Kahn! Mohammed Kahn is the new light heavyweight champion! Allah is merciful, "The Pitbull" Mohammed Kahn is not. RIP kemosabe. So you couldn't make it at Syn and joined the 'B-leagues' as you so unrespectfully called it? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterLeader Posted October 17, 2021 Report Share Posted October 17, 2021 Just seen my Okongwu brothers are on this list ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted October 17, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 17, 2021 10 hours ago, bjornmma1 said: So you couldn't make it at Syn and joined the 'B-leagues' as you so unrespectfully called it? Kahn went 3-1 at Syn' and my other fighter Badr was fighting for the Syn' LHW title when he left. Didn't want 2 fighters in the same division. The King collects a King's ransom to participate in the B-leagues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted October 17, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 17, 2021 8 hours ago, MasterLeader said: Just seen my Okongwu brothers are on this list ? those dirty little terrorist are being watched Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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