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Havoc Fighting League - Official Smack Talk Thread


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Diamond "Black Sheep" Hardwood



"You were caught in the crossfire of childhood and stardom, blown on the steel breeze. Come on you target for faraway laughter, come on you stranger, you legend, you martyr, and shine!



Aldo Pitbull is nothing but a rabid dog that needs to put down. You can call me animal control and you better call the humane society 'cause I'm going to put this dog to sleep!



Shine on you crazy diamond."


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Dan Kade

Douchbags like ^this guy have a fight lined up while I have to sit by the phone waiting to hear from Sosa.

Someone fight me!

 

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Diamond "Black Sheep" Hardwood

"That's cause you're a scrub. Nobody cares about a scrub who can't take a punch. Me? I'm a diamond shining bright while you're rusting away with a can of WD40."

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Dan Kade

You have the name of a homosexual Las Vegas stripper.

Stick to getting dollar billed stuffed in your G Sting man.

I'm here to get paid.

 

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Diamond "Black Sheep" Hardwood

"This sounds like jealousy to me. Brother, you ain't here to fight. You here to get knocked the fuck out and run home with your little check. I am all about making dollars and if I stripped down to mah draws... EVERYONE would be throwing dollars my way. Homosexual, heterosexual, metrosexual, bisexual, transsexual. Everyone flocks to the Diamond because I'm a star baby. What are you? You're just an average working joe who ain't got no business messing with a future champion like me."

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An introduction for the Havoc Fighting League Co-Owner: Conor Brazier



As you may or may not be aware, I am now the co-owner of Havoc Fighting League, my job will be to keep the fighters and managers happy.


I will release statements through the course of Havoc Fighting League, to keep all the managers up to date with the on goings of Havoc Fighting League.


If you have any questions or worries about Havoc Fighting League, please contact me here



I would also like to introduce the other members of staff:


The owner: Liam Davidson


The contract manager: Laslow Bricken


Our apprentice: Zlatan Brock


and finally, our writer: Roberto Capatti



I believe that to be a succesful organization. We need to have a great relationship with all the managers, therefore Havoc Fighting League will work transparently to make the relationship between the staff at Havoc and the managers as strong as possible.



Have a nice day, I will make my first statement in the time to come.

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"The Misfit" Nathan Young

3-0-0

So I made another guy tap out there, and won Submission of the Night. If you ask me, i'd say all those years of stealing Pick n Mix helped me out in the cage. I'm used to dealing with fat little fuckers at this stage. Now I get an offer against some granddad who wants to get in the game at 25, so it looks like I will have to make another one tap out

 

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Melvin Garcia: But come Friday, The 13th all your luck will run out, Young. You will prove you are a truly a misfit when you walk into the cage against me.

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Melvin Garcia: But come Friday, The 13th all your luck will run out, Young. You will prove you are a truly a misfit when you walk into the cage against me.

 

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Nathan Young

3-0-0

So Zlatan Brock's first order of business was to put me against this freak of a fighter? Jeez, it's like fighting a fricking stick insect!

Good thing i'm not a striker, I would need a stepladder to hit the guy on the nipple! One thing you can expect is him laying on the ground, screaming in pain after I twist one of his limbs into an unnatural position, and he will be looking up at me as I have my hand raised as the winner

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Nathan Young

3-0-0

So Zlatan Brock's first order of business was to put me against this freak of a fighter? Jeez, it's like fighting a fricking stick insect!

Good thing i'm not a striker, I would need a stepladder to hit the guy on the nipple! One thing you can expect is him laying on the ground, screaming in pain after I twist one of his limbs into an unnatural position, and he will be looking up at me as I have my hand raised as the winner

 

 

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Sure, you will Nate. There will be a twisting of limbs as I lock in a Kimura or an Armbar like I have I have in my previous fights. Or maybe just maybe, I'll submit you with an Americana. But the fact is after this fight your record will be 3 dash 1.

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Sure, you will Nate. There will be a twisting of limbs as I lock in a Kimura or an Armbar like I have I have in my previous fights. Or maybe just maybe, I'll submit you with an Americana. But the fact is after this fight your record will be 3 dash 1.

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Nathan Young

3-0-0

Good for you, you beat two guys! You've won by Kimura and Armbar? Let's see how I have won - Guillotine, RNC, Triangle, Armbar, Triangle Choke. Who knows, I could come up and do a different submission or just do one of these again. I hear a bookies has me at 50/1 to do a TDPW. Regardless of how I win, the end result will be known as me being 4-0, with one victory over a giant Dutch cupcake!

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Nathan Young

3-0-0

See, I would beat him by Anaconda Choke, but my anaconda don't want none unless he's got buns, hun

Will have to settle for RNC or a Triangle

 

 

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I think you're half right, there Nate. Can I call you Nate? Like I need your permission, so I going to call you Nate anyway. You see Nate, Let me a pull a Conor McGregor for you. It will be Triangle Choke but by me in the second round.

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I think you're half right, there Nate. Can I call you Nate? Like I need your permission, so I going to call you Nate anyway. You see Nate, Let me a pull a Conor McGregor for you. It will be Triangle Choke but by me in the second round.

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Nathan Young

3-0-0

Nah I am completely right there Meh, is it alright if I call you Meh? Ah well, sure it describes you perfectly. Now, how is a fella the size of you gonna lock in a triangle on me? Sure, I would just do the hokey cokey on out of there. Legs are too long, acres of space for me to move, but you see, I am gonna take sweet pleasure in finishing you, and who knows, I may go against the mould and do it by hurting one of your poor legs.

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Nirman Hassan (2-0).

 

"I am not happy about my contract, they gave me a 155 contract when I wanted a 145 contract and I am really mad so i´m going to tear up the hole 155 division just and then leave this shit"

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"The Misfit" Nathan Young

3-0-0

I wouldn't come to 145 if I were you, I would render you so useless you question your life choices until this point

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"The Misfit" Nathan Young

3-0-0

I wouldn't come to 145 if I were you, I would render you so useless you question your life choices until this point

 

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You? You mean me. I would render him useless. Because Nate, after our fight, you'll be nothing but a footnote treading the bottom of the 145 division. Hell, you might even ask Liam for a release from your contract.

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Michael "Bad Day" Vaugh



"Holy shit! This guy scares the crap outta me. He looks like a four-legged spider. Nathan, good luck fighting this thing. I gotta say though, no matter if you win your fight with him or lose, you're gonna have a bad day. I would be too grossed out to even touch his freaky limbs."


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You? You mean me. I would render him useless. Because Nate, after our fight, you'll be nothing but a footnote treading the bottom of the 145 division. Hell, you might even ask Liam for a release from your contract.

 

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"The Misfit" Nathan Young

3-0-0

Shit man, I am gonna be walking happily out of the cage after our fight. As for you, you might say I will be treading at the bottom, but you will be wheeling there when I paralyze you with a submission

 

 

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Michael "Bad Day" Vaugh

"Holy shit! This guy scares the crap outta me. He looks like a four-legged spider. Nathan, good luck fighting this thing. I gotta say though, no matter if you win your fight with him or lose, you're gonna have a bad day. I would be too grossed out to even touch his freaky limbs."

 

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Please don't refer to the Stick Insect as a Spider, he gets very emotional over it

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Brady "The Italian Stallion" Battaglia



The newest recruit is here and he is the sexiest. The 205 division is going to be a walk in the park. Anyone wants to grow some balls maybe face the stallion, give me a call and you will have your death wise sent over.


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