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Super Meat Boy, better known as "The Butcher From Bellevue", was an American serial killer and cannibalist who killed all the people and fucked all the hot bitches. After murdering and fucking everyone he got lonely and tried repeatedly jumping into some gigantic circular saws in the forest to end his miserable existence. Sensing his potential, Manny Tosen (who'd surprisingly not gotten eaten nor fucked by this menace yet) saved his life and fed him cake. Fuelled by sugar and an insatiable hunger for human flesh, Super Meat Boy is 2-0 in professional MMA.

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"Just got out of the shower. Time to hit someone with my car--- I mean the gym. The gym is what I meant."

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Don't compare my excellence to the diarrhea you're spreading all over General Game Discussion. Super Meat Boy is a phenom.

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"I just pooped out an entire, undigested human hand. Is that normal?"

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Things I hope Super Meat Boy will post about:

 

-Favourite colour

-Favourite food

-How much he loves Bandage Girl

-Are they going to get married soon?

-I hope so

-Views on the ongoing crisis in Ukraine

-Views on french impressionism as opposed to german expressionism

-Breadsticks - yay or nay?

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"Bjorn's hate speech made me so upset I just ate my latina housekeeper and her two children. Their blood is on your hands, Bjorn."

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"Just got home from my evening run to the local burger store. The pimply teen behind the counter asked me if I'd like to try the healthier vegetarian alternative so I ate him too."

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"You know what I don't get? Pastries. Meat loaf is cool though. Like a batouttahell nananana."

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"Bjorn's hate speech made me so upset I just ate my latina housekeeper and her two children. Their blood is on your hands, Bjorn."

 

 

Why does it have to be latina? You racist.. in order to prove you are not racist you must eat the following in no particular order so as not to offend anyone:

 

1. Whitey American

2. African American

3. African African

4. Asian

5. Middle Europeaner

6. South American

7. Central American

8. Australian

9. Left coast Europeaner

10. Right coast Europeaner

11. Canuckistanian

12. Russian or someone from the breakaway Republics that were formerly Russian

 

The choice of who you eat is up to you, get busy, you got lots of eating to do.

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Why does it have to be latina? You racist.. in order to prove you are not racist you must eat the following in no particular order so as not to offend anyone:

 

1. Whitey American

2. African American

3. African African

4. Asian

5. Middle Europeaner

6. South American

7. Central American

8. Australian

9. Left coast Europeaner

10. Right coast Europeaner

11. Canuckistanian

12. Russian or someone from the breakaway Republics that were formerly Russian

 

The choice of who you eat is up to you, get busy, you got lots of eating to do.

Every time he eats a Chinese person he's hungry again in 30 mins LOL

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"I just pooped out an entire, undigested human hand. Is that normal?"

 

 

You would get along well with the adipose:

 

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Every time he eats a Chinese person he's hungry again in 30 mins LOL

 

I just said ASIAN... doesn't have to be Chinese, could be Korean... Japanese... Indian... Vietnamese.. and other ese's I have forgotten about.

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"Just woke up. My morning snack was a Georgian (born in the country, settled in the state)."

1. Whitey American

2. African American

3. African African

4. Asian

5. Middle Europeaner

6. South American

7. Central American

8. Australian

9. Left coast Europeaner

10. Right coast Europeaner

11. Canuckistanian

12. Russian or someone from the breakaway Republics that were formerly Russian

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"Woohoo! That's four strikes in one bite!"

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"Some fool tried to heel hook me in practice last night. As you may have noticed I have no knee joints."

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