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Steel Penn's Haiku Contest


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Mannetosen is

therefore he thinks, take that

Descartes, you were wrong

 

The higher we soar

thus did speak Zarathustra

the smaller we appear

 

I like big butts and

I cannot lie, you other

brothers can't deny

 

The philosophy of haiku.

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Rory, I have punished you time and time again in the rap battle!

 

You got no flavour, you're ducking from the danger

but soon I'll get to savour the fruits of my labour

Fists flashing, kicks lashing just like a light saber

Rory's boy on the floor, just another star gazer

 

LET ME BANG BRO

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Dirk is the winner. Nice work Dirk. Contact me to collect your winnings

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