bjornmma1 Posted July 9, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 9, 2020 Paddy, where are you man? I have not seen you for nearly a week now...!!! I am worried, call me back as soon as you see this! 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mannetosen Posted July 9, 2020 Report Share Posted July 9, 2020 I haven't seen him since the afterparty. When I left, he was shotting cheap tequila (the kind with the little hat on it) from some young lady's belly button with my Yung Hung Dong. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted July 9, 2020 Report Share Posted July 9, 2020 I haven't seen him since the afterparty. When I left, he was shotting cheap tequila (the kind with the little hat on it) from some young lady's belly button with my Yung Hung Dong. I bet he's glad he didn't have to blow Long Hung Dong for that jobber in his debut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mannetosen Posted July 9, 2020 Report Share Posted July 9, 2020 I bet he's glad he didn't have to blow Long Hung Dong for that jobber in his debut. Hehehe yeah he totally didn't. Good catch Chris, you silly goose. Hehehehe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted July 10, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2020 I haven't seen him since the afterparty. When I left, he was shotting cheap tequila (the kind with the little hat on it) from some young lady's belly button with my Yung Hung Dong.Would Yung Hung Dong by any chance know the name and contact details of that young lady?Paddy is a loyal guy, so not seeing him for so long is very odd. I am worried that something serious might have happened to him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mannetosen Posted July 10, 2020 Report Share Posted July 10, 2020 He just mumbled something about 'tequila dick' and sorta sauntered off, brooding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjsquirrel Posted July 10, 2020 Report Share Posted July 10, 2020 There were a bunch of black guys with a coffin at the party. At one point during the night I saw Ian Tower and Ivan Samsonov bet on who could stuff the most bantamweights into it. Not sure anyone checked what ended up inside before it was carried off eventually.. it was tied shut with what looked like a red mantle and a polish flag. I'm positive it also had an air freight sticker on it. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted July 12, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 12, 2020 In a shocking turn of events, top p4p fighter Bolleke called out Paddy in his Gamma press conference. To review that press conference, open the below link: http://www.mmatycoon.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=1658&p=922001 Paddy would have been all over this, but is still nowhere to be found. Judging by the feedback from top managers and fighters, it seems like his after-party was the last place where he was spotted. Let us all pray please to God to bring Paddy home safe to us. #Paddy #360 #ComeHomeSafe 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RozzaD Posted July 12, 2020 Report Share Posted July 12, 2020 There were a bunch of black guys with a coffin at the party. At one point during the night I saw Ian Tower and Ivan Samsonov bet on who could stuff the most bantamweights into it. Not sure anyone checked what ended up inside before it was carried off eventually.. it was tied shut with what looked like a red mantle and a polish flag. I'm positive it also had an air freight sticker on it. The African Coffin Dancers have declined to comment on the matter... At this moment in time it must be regarded as fake news. The investigation continues with Paddy's whereabouts still a mystery. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barney Posted July 13, 2020 Report Share Posted July 13, 2020 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15945634016153.gif Frying McRave~I saw Paddy. We were partying crazy yesterday. We had some pills and then drove our bike thru all Las Vegas. We also found Elvis with some egypcian aliens inside greek pyramids~ 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oldbones Posted July 13, 2020 Report Share Posted July 13, 2020 After several delays in post fight press coverage being released the KoF:IW Post Fight review finally aired with the following commentary on Paddy's fight: Co-Main Event 1: Mcgillicutty Defeats Beaudrie via Submission (Guillotine) Beau Hogan: Paddy, first let me say I’m sorry for doubting you, your first night in the ring and this was easily one of the most entertaining fights of the night. With such expert movements in the clinch and then a few shots to soften Beaudrie up followed by that expert display not only pulling guard but just locking in that submission and putting Beaudrie down just past the halfway mark. Clearly this is a fighter to keep a look out for and I’m eating crow on my earlier remarks. Ethan "E.C." Commissaire: You know Beau I went by the locker rooms before the fight and I couldn’t get past the entourage to wish him luck there was just this line of woman, pizza delivery guys, and I think Irish Mob but don’t quote me on that, as for the fight it went exactly as I thought he showed his superior grappling abilities jumping on his opponent like a little Gremlin and then just choking the life from him. Definitely going to be a fierce opponent on the ground and with that Gaston level chin I’m sure his standup will be able to go the distance too, looking forward to the rest of his career in this league. CEO Mattias Lundgren had the following to say: "Paddy has already proved an asset to this league and I knew when I first saw him he's destined to be a star, hell he's half the reason we're in the Garden tonight and I see great things for him, if I can get a hold of him since he blasted out of here in the Escalade and isn't taking calls!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted July 14, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2020 After several delays in post fight press coverage being released the KoF:IW Post Fight review finally aired with the following commentary on Paddy's fight: Co-Main Event 1: Mcgillicutty Defeats Beaudrie via Submission (Guillotine) Beau Hogan: Paddy, first let me say I’m sorry for doubting you, your first night in the ring and this was easily one of the most entertaining fights of the night. With such expert movements in the clinch and then a few shots to soften Beaudrie up followed by that expert display not only pulling guard but just locking in that submission and putting Beaudrie down just past the halfway mark. Clearly this is a fighter to keep a look out for and I’m eating crow on my earlier remarks. Ethan "E.C." Commissaire: You know Beau I went by the locker rooms before the fight and I couldn’t get past the entourage to wish him luck there was just this line of woman, pizza delivery guys, and I think Irish Mob but don’t quote me on that, as for the fight it went exactly as I thought he showed his superior grappling abilities jumping on his opponent like a little Gremlin and then just choking the life from him. Definitely going to be a fierce opponent on the ground and with that Gaston level chin I’m sure his standup will be able to go the distance too, looking forward to the rest of his career in this league. CEO Mattias Lundgren had the following to say: "Paddy has already proved an asset to this league and I knew when I first saw him he's destined to be a star, hell he's half the reason we're in the Garden tonight and I see great things for him, if I can get a hold of him since he blasted out of here in the Escalade and isn't taking calls!" Great review! Still haven't heard any news from Paddy yet, so it does not look good. Hopefully we will not need The African Coffin Dancers... #PrayForPaddy 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted July 25, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2020 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15848838896471.jpgPaddy "360°" Mcgillicutty I'm back, not with a vengeance, but with a story and a new tattoo. This evening, it's time for the Paddy show. Pretty girls will be asked to not respect Covid19-distance while in attendance. Police inspection? They would not dare come anywhere near an alleged Devlin-cartel member. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted July 25, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2020 The 'Paddy is back' press conference Bjorn: Without any further ado, the time has come to let Paddy tell his story. The world has been waiting long enough now and wants to hear why he was nowhere to be seen for the last few weeks. To be honest, I'm just as eager to hear his story as most of you are, as he has not spoken to me yet either. He seems distant, not himself anymore. But yeah, I said without any further ado, so lets bring on the man of the hour. Claps his hands, but nothing happens. Claps again.... nothing. Bjorn: Eeeuh, just one moment please, this is odd. PAAAADDDDDYYYY!!!! A few chairs squeak, but the conference remains in complete silence otherwise. After what seems ike a full minute, distant movements. A shadow approaches from the dark, but it's not Paddy comes on stage, it is Selena... Bjorn: What on earth is going on, Paddy is supposed to be here, to promote .. euuh sorry... to tell his story. Where is he? Selena: Paddy is here, but not too eager. It took me hours the first time to get his story out of him and he is not all to pleased to make it public. C'mon Paddy, it is all good, they have the right to know. Come here now will you? The crowd turns their head to the right side of the room, where Paddy is slowly making his way to the podium. He looks unnaturally restless, totally different than anything we have seen from him since he made it to the elite MMA scene. Bjorn: Seriously Paddy, I am so pleased to see you back. You know how sensitive I can be at times. You are like a son to me. To not hear from you for this long, to live in fear for all that time... Paddy: You know that I would never do this to you if there would have been any other way. I can explain it all. Selena: To be honest with you all, at first I did not believe one bit of his story, but he made a promise, sort of a deal, that his entire story now relies upon. If it turns out that what he expects to happen today does not actually take place, then hell will be hot enough to keep him from my wrath. Paddy looks around, worried until he sees a familiar face near the exit, hidden in the shadows for most common eyes. A mysterious smile brightens his face and he stands up tall, proud like a peacock. He knows that it can still all go wrong, but at least he has got a fighting shot now. Paddy: I'm ready to tell my story, the truth and nothing but the truth, I swear on my death labrador Noodles his soul. (No, Paddy never actually had a dog, altough he did eat noodles from time to time...) After my debut, I was taking a nice relaxing shower in the penthouse in the Madison Garden Arena, where only the royalty of MMA gets the opportunity to wash the blood and sweat of their bodies. I was singing Irish folk songs under the pouring hot water and I felt like a true king. Man, what a moment, I showed the world that I was going to be a megastar, the world finally witnessed my true excellence. That was until I heard a squeaky noice and turned around, somewhat half expecting one of the Convicted guys lurking for an opportunity to make it a golden shower. However, nothing to be seen. Strange, as I was sure to have heard something. A few minutes went by as I kept showering, when all of a sudden a light flash came thundering down. Next thing I know, I'm sitting at a diner table with fucking aliens. I know how that sounds, as if I had a few drinks too many, but no, aliens fucking kidnapped me. Honesty, and I'm a very honest guy, obliges me to tell that they were in fact not all that hostile. In fact, they kept asking for hugs.... Damn aliens are nuts. I was expecting him to try and sell me to the Devlin-cartel for a ransom, or take my kidneys, but no, hugs. The room goes silent and an akward mumbling breaks out. Selena: Shhhhht, be quiet guys. I did not believe him either, but Paddy guaranteed me that the alien would come visit him on planet earth on the 25th of July 2020. So today, Paddy will prove the world that : 1) aliens do exist 2) he was in fact kidnapped and that he was not getting drunk, partying every day and spending steamy nights in Vegas with our neighbours' daughter, who happened to be missing for the same amount of time as Paddy. The people attendance go quiet once again, letting those last few sentences sink in. The crowd now seems imaginary split in two groups; the guys with an amused smirk on their face, with the women frowning in disbelief. Paddy: Yeah well, crazy story, I know. But do you really think that I would not have made up a less elaborate story if I wanted to cheat on you? Selena: I do believe you, but will only be sure if I see the alien. Paddy: I know. Paddy claps his hands and whistles, followed by a short tapdance. The doors in the back of the conference room smash open and a weird look character walks into the room... http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15535603598604.jpg Bjorn: Holy shit, Paddy was in fact telling the truth, he was abducted by aliens! I have never seen a stranger creature in my entire life!!! Can it talk? Paddy rushes forward to stop the alien from coming any nearer. Paddy: No, he can not talk. He can do one thing and one thing only. He hugs. To be honest, he is not even good at that. Selena: Now I finally know for sure why you had all those stripes and marks on your body Paddy. I am so sorry that I did not believe you at first.I really felt as if you had run off to Vegas with the neighbours' daughter. Sorry Paddy, sorry that I did not believe you. I should have. But your story sounded so... unreal. Sorry. Paddy: It is all good now. Just know now that if I ever go missing again for days or weeks, if I ever come home again seemingly drunk and with hickeys all over my body, that it is not Tina her fault, it are the aliens. Selena: I know that now and I love you with all my heart. I will never distrust you again. Paddy: Enough talked now, thank you guys for tuning in and see you all on another occasion.Paddy turns around, leaves Selena where she is and gives Bjorn's secretary a subtle, flirty meaningful wink, while making his way to the exit. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thb Posted July 25, 2020 Report Share Posted July 25, 2020 "Scorpion" Aaron Wolf is an alien? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted July 27, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 27, 2020 "Scorpion" Aaron Wolf is an alien? http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15848838896471.jpg Paddy "360°" Mcgillicutty Not only is he an alien, he is also a superb cover-up story about cheating! True story! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monsieur.Camara Posted July 29, 2020 Report Share Posted July 29, 2020 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/22/22w24.jpg http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15085530571140.png http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15535603598604.jpg BREAKING NEWS BOUT THE WEDDING NOIGHT!! http://www.mmatycoon.com/buzz/conversation.php?id=51087 Dishonest as Fuck: And there you have it, the truth always comes out Aaron Wolf: That Steven Seagal naga GAPED Selena. Paddy is a fraud. Dishonest as Fuck: Nah dawg, he just scared Paddy, the coward`s physicals were too low so he would not fight. Selena came all by herself to the after party. She has been coming every weekend ever since, somehow Paddy believes her that Chew Kok`s Nail Saloon opens 24 hours. Talk about a drunken mess. Aaron Wolf: So she likes it dirty heh. Dishonest as Fuck: She is a sweet girl. What is this rumour about you being an alien bros? Aaron Wolf: I swear to Gawd Ibby, I gotz no clue fam. That naga was gone for 90 days Tycoon times bros. I have been at the gym preparing for my return. It`s all about that boxing life. Dishonest as Fuck: And I have been training my cardio with little Selena bros. I honestly haven`t been pulling out bros ! I`m afraid 370k mght bring a new member of esteemed Camara family !!! Aaron Wolf: Selena is PREGO? Daaaaaaaaaaamn ! Ibby how you gonna DODGE this fight? Dishonest as Fuck: Alien babies fam. LOL HAHHAHAHHAA 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted July 29, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2020 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15848838896471.jpgPaddy "360°" Mcgillicutty Do I envy your psychiatrist? No. It takes maximum 30 seconds to see that you are still stuck in your oral fase, Your fixation makes you frustrated and unable to mature into independence. Nonetheless, he actually has to listen to your 'dawg bro-nonsense' on a weekly basis. 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barney Posted July 29, 2020 Report Share Posted July 29, 2020 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15848838896471.jpg Paddy "360°" Mcgillicutty Do I envy your psychiatrist? No. It takes maximum 30 seconds to see that you are still stuck in your oral fase, Your fixation makes you frustrated and unable to mature into independence. Nonetheless, he actually has to listen to your 'dawg bro-nonsense' on a weekly basis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted July 30, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 30, 2020 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15848838896471.jpgPaddy "360°" Mcgillicutty MASSIVE SPONSORSHIP OPPORTUNITY => Send your best offer 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted August 2, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 2, 2020 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15848838896471.jpgPaddy "360°" Mcgillicutty Make sure to check out this Gamma press conference, with some mad shit going on! => http://www.mmatycoon.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=1658&p=924827 Too bad that Mentor was around, or I would have been in an elite p4p bout in my second pro fight already! Seriously though, third time is the charm and then even Mentor won't hold you from fighting me. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted August 8, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 8, 2020 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15848838896471.jpg Paddy "360°" Mcgillicutty Many people have been asking what I have been doing lately. Well, I sure have not been in any laboratorium where Covid19 was released, I can tell you that much... My opinion about Covid19? I am a believer of the lack of common sense in humanity. When wearing a face mask and seeing a limited amount of people is pretty much the only thing you need to do in order to stop the spread of a virus, then who in their right mind seeks for ways around those simple rules..?! How privileged can you be to feel as if those two basic steps are a massive burden on mankind. Destroying the economy, help assisting the spread of the virus by acting like retarded baboons... common sense is a rare virtue these days. Even police and stewards get attacked for trying to implement those basic principles, physically assaulted for doing their jobs and keeping us safe. Sure, it is hot and hotheads will always exist, but please baboons, grow up. Let us all go through this phase disciplined and with a good amount of common sense. Also, on most of these above mentioned baboons, a facesmask is a major improvement. 3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alfred Posted August 9, 2020 Report Share Posted August 9, 2020 Old Mcgillicutty getting a little preachy these days. I think he needs to fight more to keep himself occupied! 5 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy808 Posted August 9, 2020 Report Share Posted August 9, 2020 Less twitter farming, more fighting 6 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted August 9, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 9, 2020 Old Mcgillicutty getting a little preachy these days. I think he needs to fight more to keep himself occupied! http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15848838896471.jpgPaddy "360°" Mcgillicutty 19 is old? Pedo. Fighting to keep myself occupied? I work on my million dollar farm when not in training. You are most welcome to assist, the sheep need to be shaved. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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