Wolf Posted May 1, 2014 Report Share Posted May 1, 2014 http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Svf-0bTkjgk Watch it. Its to do with india Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GBK16 Posted May 1, 2014 Report Share Posted May 1, 2014 http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Svf-0bTkjgk Watch it. Its to do with india You wanna nominate another country for jokes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf Posted May 1, 2014 Report Share Posted May 1, 2014 You wanna nominate another country for jokes? England Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GBK16 Posted May 1, 2014 Report Share Posted May 1, 2014 England Shit. Ah well, if you can't laugh at yourself you can laugh at anyone. What's the difference between England and a Tea Bag? The Tea Bag stays in the cup longer. What do you call an Englishman in the Knockout stages of the World Cup? The Referee This one isn't really an English joke but its still good: Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker. It was After Eight. They got off at Quality Street. He asked her name. "Polo, I'm the one with the hole" she said with a Wispa. "I'm Marathon, the one with the nuts" he replied. He touched her Creme Eggs and slipped his hand into her Snickers. He fondled her Flap Jacks as she rubbed his Tic Tacs. It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight and he shot his chewy centre. But 3 days later his sherbert dib-dab started to itch. Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett and he's got feckin Allsorts! Chap walking through the park at night hears a lady's voice in the bushes! "Fancy a good time, only 5 quid?" "Why not",he thinks He is just about to grope the lady when a policeman shines his torch! "What's going on?",asked the policeman "Do you mind",replied the chap, "I am about to have sex with my wife!" "Sorry",said the policeman "didn't realise it was your wife!" "Neither did I till you shone your bloody torch!" responded the husband. Next country: Cuba Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 1, 2014 Report Share Posted May 1, 2014 There was a lot of speculation that when Fidel Castro retired he would be replaced by his idiot son, Fidel W. Castro. Vladimir Putin was in Cuba for a diplomatic visit and noticed that most of the local people he saw wore tatty shoes with holes in the soles. He remarked to Castro, "Fidel, after 50 years of progress you still cannot put shoes on your people's feet?!". Fidel responded, "Is Russia any better, tell me this?". Putin replied, "Of course! Come to Russia next month and if you see anyone with tattered shoes you have my permission to shoot them". So Fidel comes a month later and coming off the aeroplane the very first person he sees has tatty old shoes with holes in them, so he asks for a pistol and shoots the man square between the eyes and was quite pleased with himself. That evening the news headlines all cried, "Fidel Castro shoots Cuban ambassador to Russia". Castro is giving a speech when a man yells out, "Freedom to the people! Down with the oppressors!". Castro orders the man arrested. As the police begin cuffing him the man yells out, "You cannot do this, it is illegal! I have freedom of speech under our Socialist Constitution". Fidel considers this and replies, "You are right.", to the police he declares, "Release that man! Arrest everyone who listened". Let's give the Kiwis a go bru. That's New Zealand for the rest of you folk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
man5616 Posted May 2, 2014 Report Share Posted May 2, 2014 knock knock, who's there, statue, statue who Statue BRO Rangi was standing on the door step watching Tama collecting the rubbish.As Tama went by he yells out to Rangi"Hey bro where's you bin"??Rangi replies, "I bin in Australia""NO" replies Tama "where's your Wheelie Bin"?"Oh I wheelie bin in jail, but I tell people I bin in Australia!!!!!!". A tour bus full of tourists stops by a farmer holding a sheep. One of them calls out "are you shearing?". The farmer yells back, in an unhappy tone 'NO, **** off and get your own!' fiji next Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf Posted August 11, 2014 Report Share Posted August 11, 2014 Only in Fiji there is always a good laughter first, before we realize that something serious has happened;Only in Fiji the pedestrians can walk in the middle of the road — halting the traffic;Only in Fiji one can say that they are on "Fiji time";Only in Fiji someone approaches the sea despite a tsunami warning;Only in Fiji we have moving niteclubs (buses);Only in Fiji one can scream bula to someone else at a distance;Only in Fiji we have dancing drivers on the wheels without being penalised;Only in Fiji we have sigidrigi (serenading) around those tanoa bowls.No wonder people love you Fiji Next - China Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenlow73 Posted August 11, 2014 Report Share Posted August 11, 2014 i came here to laugh not to read...touche 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf Posted August 11, 2014 Report Share Posted August 11, 2014 i came here to spam for spin and win not to actually contribute to the thread Fixed that for you buddy 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenlow73 Posted August 11, 2014 Report Share Posted August 11, 2014 So, you can post crap on a thread that I started not contributing to the thread but when I do it, I'm spamming for Spin & win credits? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf Posted August 11, 2014 Report Share Posted August 11, 2014 So, you can post crap on a thread that I started not contributing to the thread but when I do it, I'm spamming for Spin & win credits? do you know the meaning of a light hearted jest, my dear boy? 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 12, 2014 Report Share Posted August 12, 2014 Czech mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GBK16 Posted August 12, 2014 Report Share Posted August 12, 2014 i came here to laugh not to read...touche Jeez Kenlow, if we wanted the same comeback we would have scraped it off your mums teeth 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenlow73 Posted August 12, 2014 Report Share Posted August 12, 2014 yeah, that's how you Europeans roll Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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