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Presenting... your Knockout King.

 

Your king pisser of excellence.

 

majesty of winningness.

 

pinnacle of manliness.

 

beacon of humanity.

 

biggest pimpstick on the block.

 

 

\\Two Division 1 TWGC Champions

Kazuka "Bazooka" Fuujin (10-3) defeats former TWGC champion and TWGC legend Mega Funkyama (14-4)

 

 

Amisviiksi Tolonen (5-0) defeats Finnfighters prized grappler... who gives a shit (5-3) ... to add another D1 TWGC belt to the collection.

 

 

 

 

Your KO King is the first manager ever to have a #1 P4P MMA fighter and #1 P4P KT fighter. First manager to ever have TWO #1 P4P MMA fighters and P4P #1 KT fighters. First manager to 500 KO's. 500 wins, 600 wins, 700 wins, 800 wins, 900 wins, and will be the first to a thousand wins... first manager to ever reach P4P #1 and have TWGC champions, not one, but two, division one tycoon champions.

 

first to piss excellence.

first king of title town.

first to shower opponents in golden greatness.

 

 

 

 

 

bask in my greatness tycoon. enjoy the prolific shadow that I cast.

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"The Little Ginger Prince" Chris Karter

 

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Chris Karter Jnr was asked about his acclaimed father Chris 'Rambo' Karter of the Convicted Alliance on the topic of his fathers latest managerial achievement.

 

The Broward County native was quoted "Dad just pisses everywhere, as a kid he loved to piss, you know, himself, on my mom, man, everywhere. He is a legend, he put Broward on the map , not just for his pissing everywhere, but people know now, they heard of Broward man. Love you dad, you the man. Gonna dedicate my next title defence to my GOAT old man, my even piss myself as a tribute to him if they let me."

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"The Little Ginger Prince" Chris Karter

 

http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/31/31w31.jpg

 

 

Chris Karter Jnr was asked about his acclaimed father Chris 'Rambo' Karter of the Convicted Alliance on the topic of his fathers latest managerial achievement.

 

The Broward County native was quoted "Dad just pisses everywhere, as a kid he loved to piss, you know, himself, on my mom, man, everywhere. He is a legend, he put Broward on the map , not just for his pissing everywhere, but people know now, they heard of Broward man. Love you dad, you the man. Gonna dedicate my next title defence to my GOAT old man, my even piss myself as a tribute to him if they let me."

 

 

After an accusation from a little ginger claiming to be related to such greatness as Chris Karter, a DNA test was provided...

 

http://i.imgur.com/qKLXwyU.gif

 

"Sorry kid, your mother was obviously a no good two-timing whore of a liar. IF I ever encountered your manager Steel's mother, I'm positive I disposed of my mini-me's in her cum dumpster of a mouth."

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