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Dean Sutherland Jnr is a Scottish born mixed martial artist who competes in the middleweight division of the Caged Fighting Championship (CFC). He is a former Glasgow Regional U16 Welterweight Champion, and Fairground brawler. As of 12th May 2015, Sutherland is unranked.

 

Early life

 

Sutherland was born on a council estate in Glasgow, and was raised on benefits. There he began training boxing at the age of 8. At the age of 15, he competed as an amateur in Britain's first "no holds barred" competition, a bare knuckle contest for Under 16 boys from depraved backgrounds.

 

At the age of 18, Sutherland began training in Boxing, kickboxing and karate on the advice of his cell mate, Rory Daly Snr a convicted benefits fraudster. Sutherland enjoyed a short stretch in the big house where he won the Prison kickboxing title. After leaving prison Sutherland was contacted by Team Alpha Male in New York who had heard of the untamed talents of Sutherland and decided to trial him in there world famous New York Gym.

 

Mixed martial arts career

 

Early career

 

Sutherland is due to make his professional mixed martial arts debut at Cage Rage 1: Ignite on 15 May 2015 against boxer Paulo Dominguez.

 

Personal life

 

Sutherland is the estranged son of Dean Sutherland the Glasgow born MMA manager and eminent Tycoon self-loving guru. Sutherland Snr had a string of unsuccessful relationships with unattractive women in his early 20’s before openly embracing homosexuality and making the practice common place amongst the Convicted Alliance. Now legally married to Manuel Tosen and living in Bergen with their two pet miniature poodles Sutherland Snr has to date, not attempted to make contact with Sutherland Jnr ahead of his sons’ professional debut.

 

While Sutherland Jnr is a largely an unknown MMA commodity, having such a high profile father will no doubt result in intense media interest in his May 15th debut.

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After the recent press release from the Lords of War leader Peel Steel left the Tycoon community reeling about an illegitimate child fathered by Dean Sutherland, action had to be taken.

 

This is a statement released by the legal representation from Convicted Inc.

 

“In recent days there has been speculation about my client’s personal life made by Mr Steel who claims to have been training his son Dean Sutherland Jr. While I cannot confirm nor deny these allegations made by Mr Steel, he wants to leave in no doubt that he wishes this young man all the success in the world as he goes through his mixed martial arts career.

 

There have been more serious libellous comments made about my client’s choice of personal life made by Mr Steel which has led to my client filing a lawsuit against him. His claims of homosexuality amongst members of Convicted are unfounded and made with malice. We at Convicted wish to assure the Tycoon community that we openly accept those of all cultures, backgrounds and sexual preference. However, it must be now said that Mr Steel may be making these allegations after a recent TMZ reporter was bought off after investigating the Lords of War alliance. The reporter was quoted to have seen acts of debauchery which “were in line with those seen by none other than Joseph Fritzel”.

 

This has led to further action as Dean Sutherland Snr who has requested a DNA test to prove that he is the father of Mr Sutherland Jr. If the DNA test proves conclusive on the Jeremy Kyle show, it will lead to a double header as they will cross the ITV studio and into Judge Rinder’s court as Mr Sutherland Snr will be filing for custody over Mr Sutherland Jr, to protect him from harm at the hands of an inadequate manager known as Mr Steel and the Fritzelites also known as the Lords of War.”

 

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Location: Manhattan.

 

4 Months ago….

 

A small insignificant café, the proprietors and staff busy serving pastries to the office jocks.

 

Tucked away in a corner are 3 males, a tall slim fair haired man in a black suit. With him are two delicately built white males both wearing identical chinos and polar neck shirts with St Christopher chains draped round their necks. The only differentiating feature is the colour of the polar neck, as the larger of the men, standing around 5ft 6ins is in Black and the smaller man barely 5ft 3in tall but exceptionally well groomed is in pink and has a pug puppy sat in his lap.

 

The group are sippng expresso’s and talking quietly when an imposing athletically built white male standing around 6ft 3 enters the café wearing levis and white T shirt. A number of the patrons take a second look, not sure if they recognise the charismatic character that is walking confidently across to the 3 men still chatting quietly in the corner.

 

Peel Steel strides up to their table, pulls back a chair, and drops in place at the table and says:

 

“Morning Ladies, you asked for a meet so here I am.”

 

 

To be continued…………..

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Dean 'The Convicted' Sutherland

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June 2014 HM Prison Barlinnie

 

Rory Daly Snr, 2 years into 4 year stretch for serial benefits fraud and indecent acts with a chicken, glances up from his book and looks down from his bunk to see his new cell mate be escorted into the small room he calls home.

 

Daly “the bottom one is all yours, make yerself at home.”

 

The young lag says nothing and sits on the bottom bunk, swings his legs round and lies back on the bunk.

 

Daly “You got a name lad?”

 

Lag “Aye, I have.”

 

Daly “Rory Daly Snr, and you would do well to try to get on with people in here.”

 

Lag “Why? Don’t need no one, can look after myself fine.”

 

Later, queueing in the canteen:

 

Daly Snr “New guys usually sit over there, but you can come with my lot if you want.”

 

“Sure”.

 

At this point a hardened skinhead leans towards the pair and grabs for the food on the youngsters plate.

 

Thug “You haven’t got a problem have you!” staring into the youngsters eyes.

 

The young lag holds eye contact with the thug.

 

“put it back, or I will end you.”

 

The thug taken aback by the front of the youngster, looks away laughing and then swings for his victim.

 

As if the young lag had telepathy he had already gripped his food tray tightly in his left hand and thrown a right hand from hell straight down the pipe, ‘BOOM!’

 

Daly Snr “wholly fucking shit, der you know who you just laid out?”

 

“No, I don’t give a fuck.”

 

Daly Snr “Who the fuck are you?”

 

“I am Dean Sutherland, but my mates call me Dinooo.”

 

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Hi there and welcome to the Jeremy Kyle show. On today’s show we have a DNA test in order to find out who the biological father of Dean Sutherland Jr. First let us welcome Dean Sutherland jr and his manager Peel Steel.

 

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Dean Sutherland Jr comes walking out in Nike cotton tracksuit bottoms and a tight fitting Lacoste polo shirt which is clearly a brazen attempt by Steel to show off his fighters physical attributes. Steel who advertises himself as a 6’3, an athletically built male with jet black hair on his Tinder profile starts swaggering out onto the stage. While his Tinder profile accurately describes his height, the athletically built part was a bit of a porky pie, literally, as he looked more like Castor Rollins than Alistair Overeem and that jet black hair was a mixture of brown and grey greasy hair with a horrible attempt at a comb over to cover the lack of hair.

 

Jeremy – Welcome to the show gentlemen, it is a big day for all involved here. So Dean, Peel has been saying that you were named after your father who has requested this DNA test. Would you like Dean Snr to be your father?

 

Dean – I don’t give a flying fuck.

 

Jeremy – All of this came about after Mr Steel made some accusations about Dean’s personal life. Could this be a vendetta against you Mr Steel?

 

Peel – Well yes, quite frankly I feel that is the case. Dean is jealous of the fact that his son will become a world class fighter and is trying to poach him away from me. I know my track record with fighters isn’t exactly great but Dean will turn that around.

 

Jeremy – What about the accusation that Dean made recently in The Guardian that you are like the white Don King?

 

Peel – Fictitious blabber.

 

Jeremy – Ok, here is Dean Sutherland Snr and Manne Tosen.

 

The crowd gives a round of applause as Dean Sutherland; 5’10 his frame filling out a classy grey Hugo Boss suit followed by Manne Tosen; 6’2 with a mop of blonde hair and beard to match comes out wearing a similar grey suit. Both men are holding hands as they walk onto the stage and take their seats.

 

Jeremy – So here we are now, so Dean Snr, would you like Dean jr to be your son?

 

Dean Snr – It would not bother me either way, Mr Steel should have had his promoting license taking away from him years ago and has no right to manage any fighters.

 

Jeremy – How do you figure that one out?

 

Dean Snr – His track record of failing is quite extraordinary, how about we look at his first venture Immorals. It merged into NGF giving it one of the most talented and youngest rosters in the game. It was primed for glory when Peel ran it into the ground and then sold it off to some penis cream salesman.

 

Jeremy – Well, we have a show to run, so we cannot go through all Peel’s failures. Now we get onto the test.

 

A man appears from the side stage and hands Jeremy an envelope which Jeremy opens and his jaw drops.

 

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Jeremy – In the case of Dean Sutherland Jr, Dean Sutherland you are NOT the father.

 

Audible gasps from the audience are heard, as some sit there in shock.

 

Jeremy – However, a second test was done at the request of Dean Sutherland Snr and this tests shows that Manne Tosen you ARE the biological father.

 

“Flashback 19 years earlier”

A young Dean Sutherland and friend Manne Tosen are hitting London on a night out. They arrive at some seedy bar in the east end of London. Both Dean and Manne start looking across the bar looking for some talent but none seem to be in sight.

 

Dean – How about we try to pick up the ugliest chick in here and give her the Eiffel tower.

 

Manne – How about no.

 

Dean – C’mon look at that thing over there with that guy, 100 quid says I get her first.

 

Manne – Challenge accepted.

 

Dean and Manne wait for the man to go outside before approaching the women; she appeared to be in good spirits as she explained her husband was going on business for a year in America. Dean and Tosen spend no time getting this woman back to her place and give her the night of her life. In the morning as Dean stumbles out of bed he hits over a photo on the bedside cabinet and it falls to the floor. The picture shows this woman who has a face like a melted boot and a tall fat man who appears to be balding with brown hair… behind the couple is a banner which reads congratulations Mr and Mrs Steel.

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New York City, Peel Steel Towers

 

 

Press conference called by Peel Steel, manager of Dean Sutherland Jnr, and owner of the World Famous Team Alpha Male fight team.

 

Photographers and reporters fight to gain position as Peel Steel opens proceedings.

 

 

Peel: “I’ve called this press conference in response to the TV show aired last night. While I am not surprised that ‘Convicted Inc’ have stooped to their usual low cheap ass level, the speed and timing of the broadcast I find wholly unacceptable, on the eve of the debut of the greatest talent to hit MMA since Jeremy Tonal.”

 

Reporter: “Mr Steel, what is your response to the accusation that your managerial record is decidedly average, that you ran NGF into the ground and finally that Tosen impregnated your mother who is the real mother of Dean Sutherland Jnr?”

 

There is silence in the room as a clearly irritated Peel Steel begins to speak.

 

Peel “Firstly the picture quality of that TV programme was very poor, the reason, it’s a fake, I certainly wasn’t there for that bullshit and neither was Dean Jnr, and this just emphasises the lengths Convicted will go to, to keep face in obvious adversity. You can see me here and now, handsome, tanned and athletic, unlike my imposter who sources told me was Lance Templeton with a make-over, hence the podgy physic of a middle aged man who has had one too many donuts. The only saving grace I suppose is that they didn’t roll out that 5 and half foot ginger prince from Florida to impersonate me.

 

As for the whole DNA test crap, I tell you this.

 

Dean Sutherland knows the truth is out there and it is coming in the form of the documentary currently airing and he fears his relationship with Manny Tosen is in trouble as I have heard Tosen is getting increasingly agitated that the truth is Dean had once been with a women. Albeit a fucking ugly one.

 

 

The documentary will expose a number of prominent Tycoon managers in this web of conspiracy, and Sutherland and Tosen are at the centre as experts at smokescreens and manipulation.

 

I am committed to the truth, and to guiding Dean Sutherland Jnr to greatness.”

 

Reporter “You are a class act as always Mr Steel. And to the comments regarding you being a scrub manager and running NGF into the ground?”

 

Peel “Dean Sutherland Snr is entitled to his opinion and like his co Convicted inner circle is never shy in voicing it. What I can say is that MMA USofA have been in touch and will be previewing Sutherland Jnr vs Dominiguez. This is the most eagerly anticipated debut in Tycoon history. Dean Sutherland Jnr is a beast, and the fans are in for fireworks.”

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*After a turbulent couple of days, the dust finally seemed to settle around the paternity case of Dean Sutherland Jr. In a shocking turn of events, Manuel «Salad» Tosen turned out to be the young man’s biological father. We caught up with Manuel on the barge in international waters where he runs most of his fighter’s training camps.*

Reporter: «Hey Manny, thanks for having us. I guess you’re «Daddy Tosen» now.»

Tosen: «What can I say, my semen is tremendously potent. My personal research team actually believe I’m single handedly responsible for the existence of the human race due to an unfortunate time machine accident in 12 years.»
Reporter: «…right. Your relationship with Dean Sutherland has been very public for a short while now, but the readers need to know: What happened between you and Mr. Crisse?»

Tosen: «Look, Mr. Crisse is the only man I’ve ever loved. However, that two timing bastard left me for a Thai ladyboy named Quang. He’s seven.»

Reporter: «…»

Tosen: «…»

Reporter: «Is that even remotely legal?»

Tosen: «You ever been to Thailand?»

Reporter: «Point taken.. I am horribly disgusted.»

Tosen: «We all are.»

Reporter: «So, what do you intend to do with your newly discovered bastard son?»

Tosen: «Stay on this barge until the alimony lawsuit his mother filed against me falls through, mostly. In the meantime I've written a little song about Mr. Crisse's new flame.»

 

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A recent TMZ article was posted on their website, here is a snippet of that article.

 

After troubling rumours of evil activities at the Lords of War alliance headquarters we sent our ace reporter James Garcia to investigate these allegations. What he found was nothing short of scandalous and reprehensible acts of sheer heinous behaviour.

 

We have a statement from Dean Sutherland here about his thoughts on the situation.

 

“While I am glad TMZ has finally agreed to air the conclusion to their report on what goes on inside the Lords of War alliance, it must be said I feel sorry for the many innocent victims who have to live with the knowledge of what has happened. Peel Steel recently gave a statement claiming that it was his mother that me and Manne had slept with, while I know they look alike and could actually be the same person; the person in question was in fact his wife.

 

He appears to be taking tips from David Cameron in swerving difficult questions. While he says we are entitled to our opinion, it appears he himself has accepted the fact he screwed up and his lack of knowledge in the MMA game has led to this vendetta against successful managers such as those in Convicted Inc; however this will not disguise the fact he is a down-and-out manager looking to be relevant

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Speaking of irrelevant things, his weird infatuation with me somehow being born a woman which we all know was started by another irrelevant figure in Tycoon, so irrelevant in fact his name slips my mind. I am sure Peel and that other soppy vagina have a picture of me photoshopped in drag somewhere which to them is better than viagra.

 

Now onto the TV show, which has made him a laughing stock in his home country of England. While he argues the fact that it was not him and the TV show was staged, there is evidence that he hires an actor for public appearances in America, in order to hide his true identity… you know in case someone points to the TV and says that it the man that touched my pee pee. The awful quality of the television show is because he can only afford a black and white TV. He claims it is New York’s own Lance Templeton; you know the guy the city built a statue and gave the key to the city for his accomplishments I think we all know that it was not Lance. We also know why he is pissed at Chris Karter; while Peel says he lives in a glass tower, it is actually an old greenhouse that Chris sold him, that might also explain the reason he is always making up shit; he is high.”

 

The TMZ article is readily available at our website to read in full.

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The Debut of the Century

 

Dean 'The Convicted' Sutherland Jnr

 

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Sutherland Jnr Vs Dominiguez

 

“Ladies and gentlemen and fight fans around the world it’s the moment the world has been waiting for, the debut of the son of GOAT manager and world number one manager Dean Sutherland. Yes, it’s finally here, the man discovered while in prison, the man no one knew existed, it’s time for Dean Sutherland Jnr to make his debut.

 

I’m Richie Ciapelli and this is MMA USofA and I am joined here cage side than none other Peel Steel himself.

 

Dean Sutherland Jnr has captured the world’s imagination, with custody battles rumbling and murmurings of a huge conspiracy to bring down the ailing Convicted Inc, this fight has become the most talked about debut in Tycoon history. Sutherland Jnr has much to live up to and with the fight being streamed live to 52 countries much has been said but now we find out if Sutherland Jnr is the real deal.

 

Sutherland Jnr is a kickboxer, he has been training in the Morbid CT gym of late so I expect him to be in incredible shape, and use his conditioning to wear down the older Dominiguez who looks to have overtrained. Peel, can you give us an insight into how the man your camp affectionately call Dinooo will approach a boxer like Dominiguez?”

 

Peel Steel “Dean is in great shape Richie, but Dominiguez is 25 so we expect his striking and is punches to be really strong and we want no part of his clinch tonight. Dean hits hard but we see body kicks and leg kicks being the factor tonight and this will free Dean’s hands to get the job done in the 2nd round. With the shit Convicted have been throwing at our camp I am delighted that Dean has stayed focused on this fight. It is important to get the W and move on, get him back training with Atunes and Camacho where he can really develop.”

 

Richie “I saw Dean earlier and he looked great, hopefully he can handle the media attention but Dominiguez is 25, and he is an unknown quantity and he looks very strong and some pundits fear he will overwhelm Dean?”

 

Peel Steel “Sure, that’s why we won’t be looking to clinch, keep it at range, take our time and finish him, have faith, do not buy into this crap his father has been throwing at us in the press, we will get the job done. Dean Sutherland Jnr is ready, and whether Dean Sutherland Snr likes it or not I am managing his son.”

 

Richie “OK so we both think a 2nd round TKO for Dinooo. That’s it fight fans, not long to go now. Can son of GOAT get the debut win the world wants to see? The countdown begins….”

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Sutherland throws a nice looking combination but Dominiguez bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Sutherland lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
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Sutherland lands a big head kick that sends Dominiguez tumbling to the mat! Sutherland takes a step backwards and waves Dominiguez back to his feet - he wants the finish!
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Dominiguez is rocked!
This is turning into a torrid day at the office for Dominiguez. He's trying desperately to land a takedown but he's failing miserably and getting slapped silly on the feet to compound his misery.
Dominiguez ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Sutherland scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Sutherland has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Sutherland throws an overhand right that lands on Dominiguez's shoulder, as Dominiguez tries to avoid the shot.
As Sutherland looks to move away, Dominiguez throws a big counter combo bu Sutherland just gets out of the way.
A slapping leg kick lands for Sutherland.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Sutherland throws a nice inside leg kick.
Sutherland cracks the inside of Dominiguez's front leg.
Sutherland with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Dominiguez.
Dominiguez steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Sutherland. That one must have hurt.
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That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sutherland throws a series of punches but Dominiguez moves out of range.
Dominiguez moves in looking to clinch but Sutherland pushes him off.
Good leg kick by Sutherland there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Sutherland throws a nice outside leg kick.
Dominiguez shoots for a takedown but Sutherland saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Sutherland lands a big head kick that sends Dominiguez to the canvas! Sutherland follows up with strikes from the mount that forces the ref to step in and stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:32 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dean Sutherland!

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