Rambo Posted October 20, 2013 Report Share Posted October 20, 2013 Let's start this off with a folk lore song... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLazfBlUkfk There was a bad mother fucker, who sat on the top Stroking his ego and shaking his Fist at his haters, who played games during their shifts Teaching their cocksmen, to play with their sliders and fighters in the old days of yore Along came Stu's wife who looked like A decent young lady and Andy Mugler quacked like a duck He said he discovered, a new way to Bring up the Cockless to confess and admit The rest of tycoon is tasting my Contents of urine left after the fight Johnny Lee took a facial right from the tip of my gold from the titles, decorating my walls In came the dear Matt Cave to play with my dog Pluto in the cage where his fighter Green didn't belong If you think this is funny it wasn't my song you should be thanking my bong. Yes, what you see here is pure greatness. 2 fighters top 10 P4P6 fighters top 10 W/CP4P #1 KT fighter in the game#1 competition rating (158)Is there any manager other than Lance Templeton and Ethan Downs that can compete with these accomplishments?#1 P4P fighterTwo #2 P4P fightersMultiple top 10 P4P fighters#1 competition rating#1 KT P4P fighterMost wins. Most Knockouts.Undefeated against Quacky Can, and I've never declined a fight against a headless Cocksmen. The King of title town has more belts on his roster than the entire DLGAF and Cockmunchers alliances. One man, greater than two alliances, who get considered top alliances... where is the competition? Oh wait, I destroy it. Highest competition rating in the game Destroyer of worlds. Titan of Titles. Master of Sliders. Lance Templeton and myself are the Tag Team Champions of the tycoon universe, and there's nobody that can stop us. Our Tag Team Duo will be known as "DBA". Obviously our roots of greatness stem from The Drunken Bum Alliance that originated years before tycoon. Yes I woke up with morning wood today, and I'm stroking the ego full force. You will see an ejaculation of excellence all over your walls. Mods, if you take this down, you can suck my fist and feel my fury. I'll hit you in the face with my rock. I'll put my balls on your bottle of gin. You should be cupping my knuckles and blowing on the fingertips every time I grace this forum with my excellence. 6 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 20, 2013 Report Share Posted October 20, 2013 Didn't we have one of these threads just last week? 5 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted October 20, 2013 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2013 Didn't we have one of these threads just last week? Added #1 competition ranking to the list, and provided song and dance. If you wake up with morning wood like mine, and don't stroke your ego... something's fucking well wrong mate. Cheerio. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viking Posted October 20, 2013 Report Share Posted October 20, 2013 Youre a very funny guy At least come up with some new stuff once in a while instead of using the same material every time 4 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
762x39 Posted October 20, 2013 Report Share Posted October 20, 2013 That's funny, looking forward to Ansgar Vs Taj. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j666 Posted October 20, 2013 Report Share Posted October 20, 2013 Youre a very funny guy At least come up with some new stuff once in a while instead of using the same material every time u, of all people, telling someone what or how to post, is hilarious. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrClean Posted October 20, 2013 Report Share Posted October 20, 2013 Didn't we have one of these threads just last week? Chris takes the Eric Holder approach. Substitude his excellence for guns in the video. I dont have the editing skills. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vfl6jzGdjU0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted October 20, 2013 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2013 Hahahaha... blame this on a 4:20 AM session and Kong's 5 AM fight. The rest of that shit was the usual babble I wake up to, not totally surprised by it, but the old english folk song made me laugh, especially when I listened to Bob Saget's song while reading it. Chalk it up to a sense of humor equivalent to a cheap hooker. Youre a very funny guy At least come up with some new stuff once in a while instead of using the same material every time Folk lore song. Tag Team Championship. Morning wood ejaculating all over the walls... I've used those before 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystery Posted October 21, 2013 Report Share Posted October 21, 2013 It's more fun to have a girl stroke my ego and it's more fun to ejaculate over some girls face than on the walls lol, plus that way she cleans it up, lol yeah I said it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AK47 Posted October 21, 2013 Report Share Posted October 21, 2013 Avon is still the GOAT so IDGAF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrClean Posted October 21, 2013 Report Share Posted October 21, 2013 Comparing Avon and Karter is like comparing Bobby Jones to Jack Nicklaus or Bo Jackson to Barry Sanders. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrClean Posted October 21, 2013 Report Share Posted October 21, 2013 Just read the rest of this thread and it has taken an odd turn. If you ejaculate form the ego stroke above you have issues I dont want to know about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 21, 2013 Report Share Posted October 21, 2013 That's why you don't have your own talk show MrClean! JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY! Tonight on Jerry Springer: Egos out of control! Premature ejaculation is taking cocksure to a whole new level. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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