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We are on in 5.4.3.2.1

 

Ladies and gentlemen boys and girls children of all ages, welcome to another segment here on cobra island enterprise. We have a very special and wonderful guest for you all today. This guest has island blood in his family. Please give it up for Nacho "Big Beef" Stiffy

 

Cobra: how has your experience thus far on the island furthered your career?

 

Nacho: Nacho not like lose Nacho no go further in career because Nacho lose!

 

Cobra: out of all the fights you had if any was your favorite and why?

 

Nacho: Nacho only likes fights when Nacho Wins Nacho will say thhe fighhts that Nacho wins is Nacho

Favorite ! you ask Nacho why? becuase Nacho Wins !!!

 

Cobra: what weight division would you say you compete your finest in and would you jump to a different division in your island career?

 

Nacho: Nacho will fight 265 and 265 + maybe

 

Well there you have it ladies and gentlemen you all heard it first hand from island family royalty. Thats all we have for today. Thank you for tuning in to cobra island enterprise and as always stay solid america.

 

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Elias "Criolo" Manchinha (318023)


".....Clinxus Maximus is in over hes head!....i'm the "clinchus maximus" !...watch me!.....im young ,hungry and ferocious like no other youngster in the island....


This will be another step stone in my way to the belt , another opponent that must be eliminated...



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Preview show for IFC 4: Bone$yard.

Another season of Island just started and things are already heating up. Great fights are happening left and right, but nothing like Island FC. With hotness of our weather, comes hotness of our product, so brace yourself and hang tight – because that’s gonna be wild ride.

205 lbs: Knox Harrington Vs Eugeniy Petrov

In a first fight of the main card, we jump into Light Heavyweight division, for a meeting between Knox Harrington and Eugeniy Petrov. Making his pro MMA debut at age of 25, Knox Harrington brings amazing boxing skills, looking to expose his opponent and show that experience has nothing to do with knocking people out. Veteran of 3 fights Petrov sticks with promotion from the start, but after losing his last 2 fights he isn’t in a mood to play around. Brazilian Jiu Jitsu brown belt and talented grappler hailing from Russia wants to redeem himself and show that his place is on the top of the division. In what promises to be interesting fight of styles, toughness may be deciding factor.

205 lbs: George Baker Vs Clinchimus Maximus

In another light heavyweight bout this evening bones will clash, as two muay thai experts will enter the cage with same, 1-0, record as a pro – but only one will remain unbeaten. George Baker sent Clinchimus Maximus packing with uppercut from hell, showing his precision and technique, while Koh Machino played the crowd hard, when he knocked his opponent out with a flashy Superman Punch. With proven punching power and background in one of the most hard-hitting striking martial arts, those two will never look to grind out the decision. Having knock out wins in both of those fights, having similar size, reach and fighting style this will come down to the wire. Execution and technique will hand victory to one of them, sending the other down the ladder.

265+ lbs: Khamed Al Khabbib Vs Bob Joseph

From big guys – to even bigger guys. Superheavyweight Division welcomes every fan of juggernauts. And you can’t get bigger than this. With combined 600lbs of weight between both warriors, you may not see a lot of movement, but surely you can count on a lot of brute, wild force. Khamed Al Khabbib, comes from UAE to prove himself to the world. Known jiu jitsu fighter, with 2 submission finishes under his belt is a really interesting case – since you don’t expect people with his size, to be that flexible or crafty. Being an opposite to that, Bob Joseph comes from Muay Thai school, where he uses his enormous size to further his natural reach and send people to dream land with series of vicious strikes. And since bigger they are, harder they fall – expect and earthquake when one of them falls down after this fight.

155 lbs: Android Thirteen Vs Bruce Mafaking

Before we enter ground of Middleweight title fight, we are dropping all the way down to Lightweight division, for an interesting matchup, between living skeleton of a fighter, standing over 2.2m tall with barely 135lbs of weight Android Thirteen looks to outplay his opponents with his long limbs with his brown belt jiu jitsu skills – or knock them out cold with his kicks and thai punches. Much smaller, but much stronger Bruce Mafaking comes into this bount confident that knocking over skyscraper like Thirteen won’t be hard. And being one of the best wrestler to come from Australia in recent years, he sure has a skillset to deal with it. Question is – can he hold his opponent down and secure a win without leaving an opening that could lead to one of Android’s lethal submissions?

Main Event - 185 lbs Championship Fight - Robert Hurt [c] Vs Renato Gracie

With all those 4 fights we are all set and ready for the main event of the evening. Middleweight title fight, where newly crowned champion and muay thai expert – Robert Hurt, will stand strong to defend his title against one of the best grapplers in the division – in Renato Gracie. Brazilian holds 3 impressive submission stopages, showing that matched against anyone – he can always grab the hold of his opponent and force him to surrender…or face serious damage. With many ranking him above current reigning champion, he seems to be a favor to win this fight…for everyone but champion himself. Being only one fight shy to match his challengers record, Robert doesn’t show any sign of weakness. With a devastating power, that leads many to believe he may just be one punch knockout fighter, closing the range and get into grappling fight with him will be one and tough quest to conquer for Gracie. With division and talent pool, whoever comes victorious from this fight is set to face many other challenges – but that may be one of the toughest for both of them for a long time. With championship on the line and extra time to seal the deal, we all hope that judges will be given day off this time.

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Preview show for IFC 4: Bone$yard.

Another season of Island just started and things are already heating up. Great fights are happening left and right, but nothing like Island FC. With hotness of our weather, comes hotness of our product, so brace yourself and hang tight because thats gonna be wild ride.

205 lbs: Knox Harrington Vs Eugeniy Petrov

 

In a first fight of the main card, we jump into Light Heavyweight division, for a meeting between Knox Harrington and Eugeniy Petrov. Making his pro MMA debut at age of 25, Knox Harrington brings amazing boxing skills, looking to expose his opponent and show that experience has nothing to do with knocking people out. Veteran of 3 fights Petrov sticks with promotion from the start, but after losing his last 2 fights he isnt in a mood to play around. Brazilian Jiu Jitsu brown belt and talented grappler hailing from Russia wants to redeem himself and show that his place is on the top of the division. In what promises to be interesting fight of styles, toughness may be deciding factor.

205 lbs: George Baker Vs Clinchimus Maximus

In another light heavyweight bout this evening bones will clash, as two muay thai experts will enter the cage with same, 1-0, record as a pro but only one will remain unbeaten. George Baker sent Clinchimus Maximus packing with uppercut from hell, showing his precision and technique, while Koh Machino played the crowd hard, when he knocked his opponent out with a flashy Superman Punch. With proven punching power and background in one of the most hard-hitting striking martial arts, those two will never look to grind out the decision. Having knock out wins in both of those fights, having similar size, reach and fighting style this will come down to the wire. Execution and technique will hand victory to one of them, sending the other down the ladder.

265+ lbs: Khamed Al Khabbib Vs Bob Joseph

From big guys to even bigger guys. Superheavyweight Division welcomes every fan of juggernauts. And you cant get bigger than this. With combined 600lbs of weight between both warriors, you may not see a lot of movement, but surely you can count on a lot of brute, wild force. Khamed Al Khabbib, comes from UAE to prove himself to the world. Known jiu jitsu fighter, with 2 submission finishes under his belt is a really interesting case since you dont expect people with his size, to be that flexible or crafty. Being an opposite to that, Bob Joseph comes from Muay Thai school, where he uses his enormous size to further his natural reach and send people to dream land with series of vicious strikes. And since bigger they are, harder they fall expect and earthquake when one of them falls down after this fight.

155 lbs: Android Thirteen Vs Bruce Mafaking

Before we enter ground of Middleweight title fight, we are dropping all the way down to Lightweight division, for an interesting matchup, between living skeleton of a fighter, standing over 2.2m tall with barely 135lbs of weight Android Thirteen looks to outplay his opponents with his long limbs with his brown belt jiu jitsu skills or knock them out cold with his kicks and thai punches. Much smaller, but much stronger Bruce Mafaking comes into this bount confident that knocking over skyscraper like Thirteen wont be hard. And being one of the best wrestler to come from Australia in recent years, he sure has a skillset to deal with it. Question is can he hold his opponent down and secure a win without leaving an opening that could lead to one of Androids lethal submissions?

Main Event - 185 lbs Championship Fight - Robert Hurt [c] Vs Renato Gracie

With all those 4 fights we are all set and ready for the main event of the evening. Middleweight title fight, where newly crowned champion and muay thai expert Robert Hurt, will stand strong to defend his title against one of the best grapplers in the division in Renato Gracie. Brazilian holds 3 impressive submission stopages, showing that matched against anyone he can always grab the hold of his opponent and force him to surrenderor face serious damage. With many ranking him above current reigning champion, he seems to be a favor to win this fightfor everyone but champion himself. Being only one fight shy to match his challengers record, Robert doesnt show any sign of weakness. With a devastating power, that leads many to believe he may just be one punch knockout fighter, closing the range and get into grappling fight with him will be one and tough quest to conquer for Gracie. With division and talent pool, whoever comes victorious from this fight is set to face many other challenges but that may be one of the toughest for both of them for a long time. With championship on the line and extra time to seal the deal, we all hope that judges will be given day off this time.

Living skeleton? O.o lol I love it that's my new nickname

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Preview show for IFC 4: Bone$yard.

Another season of Island just started and things are already heating up. Great fights are happening left and right, but nothing like Island FC. With hotness of our weather, comes hotness of our product, so brace yourself and hang tight – because that’s gonna be wild ride.

205 lbs: Knox Harrington Vs Eugeniy Petrov

In a first fight of the main card, we jump into Light Heavyweight division, for a meeting between Knox Harrington and Eugeniy Petrov. Making his pro MMA debut at age of 25, Knox Harrington brings amazing boxing skills, looking to expose his opponent and show that experience has nothing to do with knocking people out. Veteran of 3 fights Petrov sticks with promotion from the start, but after losing his last 2 fights he isn’t in a mood to play around. Brazilian Jiu Jitsu brown belt and talented grappler hailing from Russia wants to redeem himself and show that his place is on the top of the division. In what promises to be interesting fight of styles, toughness may be deciding factor.

205 lbs: George Baker Vs Clinchimus Maximus

In another light heavyweight bout this evening bones will clash, as two muay thai experts will enter the cage with same, 1-0, record as a pro – but only one will remain unbeaten. George Baker sent Clinchimus Maximus packing with uppercut from hell, showing his precision and technique, while Koh Machino played the crowd hard, when he knocked his opponent out with a flashy Superman Punch. With proven punching power and background in one of the most hard-hitting striking martial arts, those two will never look to grind out the decision. Having knock out wins in both of those fights, having similar size, reach and fighting style this will come down to the wire. Execution and technique will hand victory to one of them, sending the other down the ladder.

265+ lbs: Khamed Al Khabbib Vs Bob Joseph

From big guys – to even bigger guys. Superheavyweight Division welcomes every fan of juggernauts. And you can’t get bigger than this. With combined 600lbs of weight between both warriors, you may not see a lot of movement, but surely you can count on a lot of brute, wild force. Khamed Al Khabbib, comes from UAE to prove himself to the world. Known jiu jitsu fighter, with 2 submission finishes under his belt is a really interesting case – since you don’t expect people with his size, to be that flexible or crafty. Being an opposite to that, Bob Joseph comes from Muay Thai school, where he uses his enormous size to further his natural reach and send people to dream land with series of vicious strikes. And since bigger they are, harder they fall – expect and earthquake when one of them falls down after this fight.

155 lbs: Android Thirteen Vs Bruce Mafaking

Before we enter ground of Middleweight title fight, we are dropping all the way down to Lightweight division, for an interesting matchup, between living skeleton of a fighter, standing over 2.2m tall with barely 135lbs of weight Android Thirteen looks to outplay his opponents with his long limbs with his brown belt jiu jitsu skills – or knock them out cold with his kicks and thai punches. Much smaller, but much stronger Bruce Mafaking comes into this bount confident that knocking over skyscraper like Thirteen won’t be hard. And being one of the best wrestler to come from Australia in recent years, he sure has a skillset to deal with it. Question is – can he hold his opponent down and secure a win without leaving an opening that could lead to one of Android’s lethal submissions?

Main Event - 185 lbs Championship Fight - Robert Hurt [c] Vs Renato Gracie

With all those 4 fights we are all set and ready for the main event of the evening. Middleweight title fight, where newly crowned champion and muay thai expert – Robert Hurt, will stand strong to defend his title against one of the best grapplers in the division – in Renato Gracie. Brazilian holds 3 impressive submission stopages, showing that matched against anyone – he can always grab the hold of his opponent and force him to surrender…or face serious damage. With many ranking him above current reigning champion, he seems to be a favor to win this fight…for everyone but champion himself. Being only one fight shy to match his challengers record, Robert doesn’t show any sign of weakness. With a devastating power, that leads many to believe he may just be one punch knockout fighter, closing the range and get into grappling fight with him will be one and tough quest to conquer for Gracie. With division and talent pool, whoever comes victorious from this fight is set to face many other challenges – but that may be one of the toughest for both of them for a long time. With championship on the line and extra time to seal the deal, we all hope that judges will be given day off this time.

Ffs, i went to upvote this on my tablet and accidently hit downvote and now cant reverse it? Nice work on the preview.

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Preview for IFC5 - Born on the 4th of July

 

 

IFC5 – Born on the 4th of July is scheduled for, guess when …. the 4th of July. The spectators in the Hard Knocks Arena on the Island are in for an intriguing main card, when some of the best up and comers on the Island face each other and three IFC titles are on the line.

 

 

"Diving" Clive Garret (1-0; 1-0 in IFC) vs. Maurice Yameogo (1-1; IFC debut)

Welterweight bout

 

Kicking off the main card are “Diving” Clive Garret and Maurice Yameogo. Clive Garret won his so far first and only career fight by mauling his last opponent. He tapped like a bitch due to Garret's strikes, fled the Island and is now in retirement. Knocking any intention to participate in MMA out of your opponent sure is a strong statement. But now Garret is facing an opponent, who has tested the waters already. Maurice Yameogo is a precise Muay Thai Striker from Burkina Faso and is likely to present a much sterner test for Clive Garret.

 

 

Paea Supuaga (1-0; 1-0 in IFC) vs. Wisdom Garrett (2-0; IFC debut)

Super Heavyweight bout

 

The 300 pound Paea Supuaga is no stranger to Islands, being a Fiji native. Also he is no stranger to toying with his opponents limbs, as he is owner of an XXL sized BJJ purple belt. In addition to that, he has power in his hands. Since fights at 265+ have the well earned reputation to often end in swift, brutal fashion, finishing qualities are definitely mandatory in this weight class. Supuga has them on the ground and on the feet. One has to wonder how far he could go. But before such lofty daydreams can be pursued, he has to go through Wisdom Garrett first. Garrett may not have the ground game of his opponent, but he has educated hands coming from an amateur boxing background. Something that both of his opponents outside of the IFC fell victim to, when Garrett earned himself two knockout victories. Given that he is nearly 300 pounds himself as well, this one will probably be over quickly. In good old Super Heavyweight fashion.

 

 

Heavy "265" Weight (3-0; 3-0 in IFC) vs. Murhaas Jo (2-0; 2-0 in IFC)

For the IFC Heavyweight Championship of the World

 

The reigning IFC Heavyweight Champion, adequately named Heavy Weight, is (if rumors are to be believed) a creation straight out Ivan Drago's secret lab. Well, that would explain why his name seems to be a working title. How can such an enhanced Soviet freak be stopped? We desperately need an American hero to step in. Challenger Murhaas Jo, much to his disadvantage, is however not American. He is Finnish and ironically has yet to finish an opponent (….. see what I did there ….. awwwww, come on!). Whereas Heavy Weight has dropped all of his three opponents. Jo will have to turn things into a mind numbing grind if he wants to survive here. Being an avid clinch rapist, his game plan should be rather clear. But if this enhanced freak of lack of nature will have any of it, remains questionable.

 

 

"Born Again" Ben McHough (3-0; 2-0 in IFC) vs. Dominique "Alligator " Bell (3-0; 1-0 in IFC)

For the IFC Bantamweight Championship of the World

 

The Island's top ranked Ben McHough will have to defend his Bantamweight title for the first time. McHough so far has proven to be a pin-point accurate Muay Thai Striker, who so far dominated all of his opponents on the feet and/or in the clinch. He also showed a very potent kicking game, which probably was what edged things in his favor with the judges in his conquering of the IFC Bantamweight Championship. Now he is in for a style match up against Dominique Bell, who is a ground fighter first and foremost. The BJJ brown belt is all about controlling his opponents and looking for submission opportunities. However, that is a type of opponent, which McHough has blown out of the water already in his first fight. But he should not underestimate the “Alligator”, who happens to have quite a jaw on him.

 

 

Light "Son Of" Heavyweight (3-0; 3-0 in IFC) vs. Wee Man (3-1; 2-1 in IFC)

For the IFC Light Heavyweight Championship of the World

 

The Light Heavyweight Championship is also in the hands of an other Drago clone. A fierce puncher, who has flattened all of his opponents by way of his fists alone, just like his manager loves it. And honestly, I don't see his challenger holding a candle to him. Maybe he will hold a candle, when his soul goes up to the heavens. Light Heavyweight has hardly received any punishment in his three fights so far and blazed his trail to the championship unscathed. I fail to see where Wee Man would be the sort of challenger to flip the script here. He has been knocked out before by Merk Wipper. A guy who had nothing to offer against the scary Russian cyborg from hell. But I said it before and I'll say it again: The ass whipping, that you can see coming from a mile ago, often proves to be the most satisfying one. Prepare to see Light Heavyweight collect another skull. You heard it here first, folks! And now go to the bookie for this event (who is not sponsoring me at all, to be honest) and multiply your money. What can possibly go wrong?

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Mörmate Obiwani interviews IFC top talent - the Island's finest

 

 

With the Island competition fielding the finest (and some not so fine) up and comers, that the world of MMA has to offer, Island FC is currently regarded as the biggest org on the Island. As this season is starting to take shape and some dominant figures have emerged, yours truly, Mörmate Obiwani, is having a sit down with some of the top ten ranked fighters of the organization. Who knows? Maybe this series of interviews will have the first public appearances of future Hall of Famers? Only for us to look back at them fondly and with utmost sentimentality some years down the way.

 

 

Let's start at the very top of the rankings. Mörmate Obiwani is sitting down with the two top ranked fighters of the entire Island: "Born Again" Ben McHough (#1) and "Goth Kid" Robert Hurt (#2).

 

Mörmate Obiwani: Nice to have you two guys with us. The sun sure is shining on the Island for you. You both are a perfect 3-0 and share the top two p4p Island spots. The mood in the gym must be pretty good right now?

 

Ben McHough: Area51 is the best gym on The Island, and yes, the mood is fantastic!

 

Robert Hurt: Yea, the gym is alright. It's right on the high street, so you can get a good coffee.

 

Mörmate Obiwani: Both of you not only sit at the very top of the rankings, you also have collected IFC gold in your weight classes. What's also remarkable is that you share the same Manager, Lieutenant Columbo ( …. think I saw him on television once). He is a relative new figure but is making waves already. What kind of guy is he?

 

Robert Hurt: Columbo is OK. All the other managers in the business are such posers, but Columbo doesn't give a crap.

 

Ben McHough: A very wise and kind man. He has been the greatest influence on my career. Apart from Jesus of course.

 

Mörmate Obiwani: Where do you see yourselves go when this Island season is over?

 

Robert Hurt: Oblivion.

 

Ben McHough: No, I believe we go to a better place after The Island. Jesus, the great manager in Island Heaven, will take me. There I will have Jesus inside me and Jesus touching me all the time.

 

Mörmate Obiwani: The two of you seem to be very spiritual …. even though coming from different walks, it seems. Is that ever of any hindrance when training together?

 

Robert Hurt: Training? I don't have anything to do with those conformists. The gym's just a good place to hang out and mock the posers on the heavy bag.

 

Ben McHough: It's a shame that Robert doesn't join in prayer, the Skip For Jesus sessions, or training in general, but, like Jesus, Columbo doesn't give up on anyone. Columbo's philosophy is that his fighters do everything their own way, so that's the way it is. If Robert wants to neglect training and just turn up on fight night to enter the octagon dressed in a black cape, that's up to him. All I can do is pray for his soul.

 

Robert Hurt: My soul is dead and buried. Save your prayers for the wannabes that try to take on the Columbo camp.

 

Mörmate Obiwani: Both of you have title defenses scheduled at the next IFC event against equally unbeaten opposition. How are you feeling going into these fights? Any thoughts on your opponents?

 

Ben McHough: My defense vs Bell looks to me like my first fight against Klimovich all over again. Another ground fighter who need a takedown in the first minute to survive. I'll train the way I did for Klimovich and use the same tactics. Takedown guys are like Satan, because with Jesus in my corner he cannot bring me down to his level.

 

Robert Hurt: I like Luther Jones. "Touch of Death" is a pretty cool nick. He doesn't have a lame theme song or a blinged up custom profile, so he's ok in my book. He must be able to fight a bit too, being 3-0-0. We know he is another takedown guy, so we are preparing for another fight like the one against Gracie. I hope it's a good fight and we feel each other's pain. Win or lose, it is after all, a celebration of pain.

 

Mörmate Obiwani: The Island sure is a nice place to unwind. It is a tad isolated, though. Any words for your loved ones back at home?

 

Robert Hurt: Nah.

 

Ben McHough: I respect your right to beleive in other lands, but I have never seen any other place. Scientists cannot provide the evidence. If there are other lands, where are the missing links? I look out at the ocean and I can't see any "half-islands" just appearing out of nowhere.

 

Robert Hurt: Second thoughts.. Tell them I can't wait to get on a plane back. The Islanders are crazy.

 

Mörmate Obiwani: Finally, if Columbo was here now, what do you think he would be saying?

 

Ben McHough: Columbo is a deep and unpredictable guy, but I do know this... Whatever he would say right now would begin with "Just one more thing…"

 

Robert Hurt: Haha, you got that right bible-humper!

 

 

 

 

Mörmate Obiwani is meeting the number 10 ranked fighter, Ion Novosad.

 

Mörmate Obiwani: Mister Novosad, it seems that no place on the Island is secure, when it comes to your violent tendencies. You have knocked out opposition in the Island QFC, in Aspire Island and, of course, in Island FC. How does one gather such dynamite in the hands?

 

Ion Novosad: Wait what? Number 10? I think you're misinformed, I'm #1 - that's the fact. I've already whooped ass in two different organizations and even in a quick fight. Hell, one org even closed down because they couldn't handle it. Let's see if Island FC can deal with it now.

 

Mörmate Obiwani: So you feel that your current rank does not adequately represent your standing?

 

Ion Novosad: My current rank is #1, it represents my standing pretty well.

 

Mörmate Obiwani: I will take that as a “no” ….. You have lately been engaged in a war of words with Android 19, your next opponent. Is that why you are so intense right now?

 

Ion Novosad: Words are exchanged with equals. I don't converse with ants.

 

Mörmate Obiwani: The Androids, the Drago clones ….. do you feel that PED policy is a bit lax on the Island?

 

Ion Novosad: The Androids seem fine to me but the Drago clones? Suspect as hell. I wouldn't be surprised if there's foul play involved. Maybe the org should be more careful.

 

Mörmate Obiwani: Any pressing suspicions regarding the clones?

 

Ion Novosad: I'd say 3/4 having Granite Chins with no cuts is pretty convenient, isn't it?

 

Mörmate Obiwani: Well, when you make a clone, you might as well make it right, I guess. Since you are fighting Androids, would you also face these clones, despite your reservations? One happens to be in your weight class ….

 

Ion Novosad: If they deserve to fight me, sure.

 

Mörmate Obiwani: Well, given that they hold all the IFC titles ranging from 205 pounds to anything above it, the deserving bit is likely to work the other way around. But a win over Android 19 may very well put you into title contention. Considering that, what is your message for the division?

 

Ion Novosad: Titles? Who cares about those? I'm #1. If they want to fight me, they have to deserve to fight me.

 

 

 

For the next interview Mörmate Obiwani is meeting number 8 ranked Grigori "The Buttsex Monk" Rasputin in front of the Island's very own cathedral.

 

Mörmate Obiwani: Mr. Rasputin, you picked us a nice location here for this interview. Which brings me to my first question. Are you indeed a monk?

 

Grigori Rasputin: **sipping on some Tito's handmade vodka** What you need to understand first of all: in Soviet Russia Pokémon catches you! Second, yes I am a monk. I baptize people with my holy rod. You see if we drink together all night and you happen to fall asleep you getting baptized. You might not like it but you gonna get it.

 

Mörmate Obiwani: ** is taking a cautious peek to hopefully and discretely confirm that this public place is as crowded as it should be ** …… so your stick position is ….. to take the back?

 

Grigori Rasputin: Yes my favorite choke is the rear naked choke, key word: naked.…

 

Mörmate Obiwani: Doesn't it bug you then, that you have won all your four fights by way of KO instead of submission?

 

Grigori Rasputin: Well no, you see my dear fren..... I like to KO my victims before the nakedness happens.

 

Mörmate Obiwani: I think we don't need to get into that …. any further. ….. having knocked all your four opponents in basically no time, does it anger you that you have yet to get the nod to fight for the IFC title? A title, that will be on the line shortly. And neither of the two fighters fighting for it can claim a 4-0 record.

 

Grigori Rasputin: It does not bother me. I will just keep working hard while the rest of my division is hardly working. I do want to keep busy though, Mr. Lacaille fights in 3 days and I would like to rearrange his face after that. Make it happen IFC !!!

 

Mörmate Obiwani: You are referring to Francis Lacaille? Why do you have your sights set on him?

 

Grigori Rasputin: I just think he is a very very pretty boy. I want to see if I can naked choke his arse. Plus I want to stay active and he should be ready to rumble in about a week.

 

Mörmate Obiwani: One last question. Your first opponent, Lee Perry, was beaten by you in 16 seconds. He has disappeared thereafter. You don't happen to know anything about that?

 

Grigori Rasputin: I remember big Lee Perry, HUGE guy almost 300 lbs. with purple hair. I know he liked gambling but we haven't seen him in the past few weeks at the house. I know he got in some serious debt with some sketchy island people. It wouldn't surprise me if something bad happened to him.

 

In Soviet Russia the fishes sleep with your mother you see?

 

I gotta get some sleep and then back to the beach to train my cardio. Iaman Asshole is throwing a party tonight and I need my beauty sleep, some hot chicks are gonna show up. Take care broski, see you around. And remember ... Soap in a Rope keeps you safe :)

 

 

 

At this time, Mörmate Obiwani is interviewing the top ten ranked fighters Super Heavyweight, Heavyweight and Light Heavyweight. All of which are currently holding the title in their respective weight classes. Which weight classes these are ….. should be sort of obvious.

 

Mörmate Obiwani: Good day gentlemen! Thanks for having me. All three of you are currently among the top 10. Also, you all are have captured your first gold. An other thing you have in common is the tutelage of Ivan Drago. A manager of high renown and with a proven track record, both on and off the Island! What kind of manager is he and how much of your success do you attribute to him?

 

Light Heavyweight scratches his head and takes the mic: He is like father to us and i mean literally. We are his clones created in his secret lab in the Rushmore mountains.

 

Mörmate Obiwani: Speaking of fathers, are you indeed the son of Heavyweight as your nickname indicates? Is there a familiar bond between you ….. being clones and all?

 

Light Heavyweight: Uhm, no. Our father Ivan Drago was/is heavyweight so I just took this nickname thinking about him. Just to answer further questions about this - there are some women dna mixed in, that's why we are all looking different.

 

Mörmate Obiwani: Women DNA? Doesn't that mess with your testosterone levels?

 

Light Heavyweight: No, no - when our father started his experiments he made clones based solely on his DNA but they were like weaker copies of him. So he added some women dna and everything worked perfect as you can see.

 

Mörmate Obiwani: Your two peers, Heavyweight and Super Heavyweight, appear somewhat calm so far. Everything okay with them?

 

Light Heavyweight: Well, before interview we played rock-paper-scissors and I lost - so I'm responsible for answering questions.

*Heavyweight and Super Heavyweight laughing and hi-fiving each other*

 

Mörmate Obiwani: Would I be correct to sense some slight hostility towards the press here?

 

Light Heavyweight: Nah, we just prefer our fights speak for us. Interviews are BOOOORING.

 

Mörmate Obiwani: There are fights on the table for all three of you, where you will have to put your titles on the line. What do you think of your opponents and the current batch of fighters in general, that is going through the Island bone mill this season?

 

Light Heavyweight: Right now it's to early to say something about certain fighters since island season have just began. It's all about proper training and developing your fortes. I think we will successfully defend our titles.

 

Mörmate Obiwani: You said that you were cloned in a secret lab in Mount Rushmore. Any insight on the allegations of Russian hackers manipulating the US election? Is there a connection?

 

Light Heavyweight: No connection at all. As you probably know our father lost to that slow and weak guy called Rocky. Of course it was a fixed match. Our father decided to accept US bribe and lost on purpose. After that he created his secret lab in the mountains (it was part of a deal) and started his genetic experiments.

 

Mörmate Obiwani: Before risking that the Russian secret service (or the US one) is after my ass, we better wrap it up. Any final statements on your part?

 

Light Heavyweight: We wish good luck to all our opponents - they will need it.

 

 

 

Mörmate Obiwani is now having a sit-down with number 9 ranked fighter Joseph Jacobs.

 

Mörmate Obiwani: Mr. Jacobs, you are in the top ten of the rankings. And other than many top ranked Island guys, you not only have tasted sweet victory by claiming the IFC Bantamweight belt for you. You also suffered bitter defeat in a hard fought five round battle, losing the belt against now top ranked Ben McHough. Is this loss, still bothering you and has it altered your approach to your training in any way?

 

Joseph Jacobs: First off, thanks for having me. Now, Ben showed in our fight that he deserves that belt. So, though it is bitter, I have faced the facts and now see that I need to work harder if I am going to compete with him. In terms of my training, the only thing that has changed is the effort I put into it.

 

Mörmate Obiwani: One could say that you fight a very competitive schedule. For your next opponent is Bear Hug, another top ten ranked fighter in the IFC. A stylistically very similar opponent to your style. How do you prepare for such an opponent?

 

Joseph Jacobs: Well, I'm not going to win by changing the way I fight, so I'm just going to have to tune my current skills. I have mostly been training my cardio to keep active in longer fights, my agility to be quicker in exchanges than my opponent, and my strength to control fights in the clinch.

 

Mörmate Obiwani: You found early career success under the tutelage of the fairly unknown manager Danny Powell. Yet here you are in the thick of things, fighting your way back to title contention. How do you reflect on your sudden emerge and how much of it do you attribute to your Manager? Also do you have any professional or amateur fighting background, which you pursued prior to your MMA career?

 

Joseph Jacobs: When I was a teen I started watching Alistair Overeem fight. He was reckless and would stop at nothing to finish the fight. I loved how exciting he was. That got me in the gym. When I was eighteen I started mma, boxing, and wrestling sparring. For the past seven years I have been picking things up from people in Long Beach. Danny was vacationing in Long Beach and happened into my gym. He found me sparring in the gym and told me I could probably make a lot of money in fighting if I went pro. I hadn't even fought in an amateur or professional fight before my first IFC card. So, I got into the IFC cage only because of Danny.

 

Mörmate Obiwani: From Long Beach to the shores of an island, entirely dedicated to MMA. What was your incentive to start out on the Island? Many prefer to forgo it, looking to break into more profitable markets right away. What led to your decision to give the Island competition a stab instead?

 

Joseph Jacobs: I'd much rather be secluded on an island with fighters pretty equal to me than in a big city with fighters that outclass me in every facet. It also should give me a lot of time to mature as a fighter and get ready for the bigger fight world out there.

 

Mörmate Obiwani: A slow burn towards some fighting glory, hopefully. On a last note before we wrap this up. Where can we expect to see you two or three years from now?

 

Joseph Jacobs: Your guess is as good as mine. I guess we will find out when that day comes.

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Okay everyone the time has just about arrived for Uncle Toth to be making an announcement that will cause some chaos on the island specifically for the managers who have a full roster of fighters so if that's the case you better buy a fighter slot or start thinking about who will be getting sacked because I am hosting a tournament specifically for the 155lbs division and have no fear I will be welcoming fighters of all ages between 18 and 25.

 

Stay tuned for more details coming shortly

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So I am happy to announce IFC will be having a 155lbs division tournament which will consist of fighters of all ages between 18-25 as I previously stated. The tournament will be a points based tournament, the start date has not been confirmed but we are looking to have all managers who are wanting to enter the tournament signed up in the next week so that we can give each confirmed manager the go ahead on creating your 155lb. fighter. This also gives those of you who need to make room for an additional island fighter the time to do so and any fighters built before the go ahead announcement will not be allowed entry as it would be unfair since he would have had a jump on his training. With that being said if anyone has any questions please feel free to message me in game or leave your questions here...moving on...

 

The one thing that stands out is the tournament will be one of all ages which would make the 18yr old builds a complete waste of time due to the points given to them compared to the 25 yr olds mainly but come on Uncle Toth has thought about this and I have decided that we would give each age a different amount of points to begin the tournament with just like you would see in other sports where a "player handicap" is used to level out the playing field..here is how this will look for the tournament

 

Age)18-19~ 4points

 

Age)20-21~ 2points

 

Age)22-23~ 1point

 

Age)24-25~ 0points

 

 

 

**Fight points**

 

Win by KO/Submission ~ 3 points

 

Win by Decision ~ 2 points

 

Draw ~ 1 point each fighter

 

 

 

This is to give every fighter a chance even if say an 18yr old were to lose his 2 first fights in most cases that fighter would be a lost cause but in this case he could still very much come back with back to back wins from having that 4 point cushion to start. Contracts for your fighters will make it possible to get the training your guys deserve and we will be doing the same contract for each fighter to make it fair for all who enter...

 

More to come shortly

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So I am happy to announce IFC will be having a 155lbs division tournament which will consist of fighters of all ages between 18-25 as I previously stated. The tournament will be a points based tournament, the start date has not been confirmed but we are looking to have all managers who are wanting to enter the tournament signed up in the next week so that we can give each confirmed manager the go ahead on creating your 155lb. fighter. This also gives those of you who need to make room for an additional island fighter the time to do so and any fighters built before the go ahead announcement will not be allowed entry as it would be unfair since he would have had a jump on his training. With that being said if anyone has any questions please feel free to message me in game or leave your questions here...moving on...

The one thing that stands out is the tournament will be one of all ages which would make the 18yr old builds a complete waste of time due to the points given to them compared to the 25 yr olds mainly but come on Uncle Toth has thought about this and I have decided that we would give each age a different amount of points to begin the tournament with just like you would see in other sports where a "player handicap" is used to level out the playing field..here is how this will look for the tournament

Age)18-19~ 4points

Age)20-21~ 2points

Age)22-23~ 1point

Age)24-25~ 0points

**Fight points**

Win by KO/Submission ~ 3 points

Win by Decision ~ 2 points

Draw ~ 1 point each fighter

This is to give every fighter a chance even if say an 18yr old were to lose his 2 first fights in most cases that fighter would be a lost cause but in this case he could still very much come back with back to back wins from having that 4 point cushion to start. Contracts for your fighters will make it possible to get the training your guys deserve and we will be doing the same contract for each fighter to make it fair for all who enter...

More to come shortly

 

For any questions please contact me Toth Bert (117646) who most of you know me as Uncle Toth or you can also contact my assistant as he will be helping me promote and keep everything on track as we begin the tournament. I am unsure on how many participants we will have and that will be the deciding factor on when the tournaments going to be starting

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Another great night of fights at IFC , this card was amazing and the results clearly show that...We had 10 finishes 2 defending champions and 1 newly crowned champion.......



Arena: Hard Knocks - The Island (3,000)


Attendance: 2324


Fighter wages: $11,100


Event Rating: 116.65



The awards of the night went to:



Fight of the night: Toth Snertanbottom vs Francis Lacaille


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KO of the night: Light Heavyweight


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Sub of the night: Paea Supuaga


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Congratulations 500$ each



The bantamweight division is on fire nobody was able to defend the belt yet.....Former Champion Ben McHough was submitted in the first round against Dominique Bell .....


Light Heavyweight and Heavy Weight managed to easily defend their belts in the respective divisions, and i can see Ivan Drago fighters dominating the heavier divisions throughout the season....we will see if someone comes along to dispute the undisputed .....


Big announcement regarding a couple of new creation tournaments in the 155lbs and the 265lbs division taking place IFC......New creations must be 220k+ and will be given 1 month ....for more detailed info contact our Tournament Manager "Uncle" Toth Bert.......



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I am currently looking for managers who would be interested in taking part in the upcoming tournaments which will be happening in the 155lb. & 265lb. Divisions...Depending on the response from all of you I would like to have a tournament where we could combine these 2 tournaments into one by having it separated into teams (3 fighters from each division on Team A and also on Team B=total of 6 fighters per team) teams would be randomly selected unless we are able to get 2 managers who have some issues with one another and would like to resolve those issues once and for all and we would set things up to be like The Ultimate Fighter and if it ends up being done like that both captains will be responsible for selecting 2 managers to also create a fighter and be on that team and the remaining 6 slots would be filled by managers who also would like to take part in this event and they would be randomly placed on a team and once teams have been created each fighter would receive a sponsorship from After School Syndicate and all participants will be given a month to prepare for the tournaments first round of fights and each fighter is guarenteed to fight 2 separate times against 2 different opponents and points will be given to the winners team and in the end whichever team has the most points will receive some money sent to each manager as well as a larger contract offer from IFC and more! Please if anyone is interested in taking part in an event like this message me in game and we can talk my ID# is (117646)

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I am currently looking for managers who would be interested in taking part in the upcoming tournaments which will be happening in the 155lb. & 265lb. Divisions...Depending on the response from all of you I would like to have a tournament where we could combine these 2 tournaments into one by having it separated into teams (3 fighters from each division on Team A and also on Team B=total of 6 fighters per team) teams would be randomly selected unless we are able to get 2 managers who have some issues with one another and would like to resolve those issues once and for all and we would set things up to be like The Ultimate Fighter and if it ends up being done like that both captains will be responsible for selecting 2 managers to also create a fighter and be on that team and the remaining 6 slots would be filled by managers who also would like to take part in this event and they would be randomly placed on a team and once teams have been created each fighter would receive a sponsorship from After School Syndicate and all participants will be given a month to prepare for the tournaments first round of fights and each fighter is guarenteed to fight 2 separate times against 2 different opponents and points will be given to the winners team and in the end whichever team has the most points will receive some money sent to each manager as well as a larger contract offer from IFC and more! Please if anyone is interested in taking part in an event like this message me in game and we can talk my ID# is (117646)

I'm interested but I don't have a free slot??

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I am currently looking for managers who would be interested in taking part in the upcoming tournaments which will be happening in the 155lb. & 265lb. Divisions...Depending on the response from all of you I would like to have a tournament where we could combine these 2 tournaments into one by having it separated into teams (3 fighters from each division on Team A and also on Team B=total of 6 fighters per team) teams would be randomly selected unless we are able to get 2 managers who have some issues with one another and would like to resolve those issues once and for all and we would set things up to be like The Ultimate Fighter and if it ends up being done like that both captains will be responsible for selecting 2 managers to also create a fighter and be on that team and the remaining 6 slots would be filled by managers who also would like to take part in this event and they would be randomly placed on a team and once teams have been created each fighter would receive a sponsorship from After School Syndicate and all participants will be given a month to prepare for the tournaments first round of fights and each fighter is guarenteed to fight 2 separate times against 2 different opponents and points will be given to the winners team and in the end whichever team has the most points will receive some money sent to each manager as well as a larger contract offer from IFC and more! Please if anyone is interested in taking part in an event like this message me in game and we can talk my ID# is (117646)

155lbs & 265lbs

Tournament

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PM "Uncle"Toth to join

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