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hit him right in the penis.

 

"ooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Miyagi lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Connor has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Connor and we're back underway with a touch of gloves."

 

i got a chuckle.

 

 

 

 

 

Any other funny moments or commentary?

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hit him right in the penis.

 

"ooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Miyagi lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Connor has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Connor and we're back underway with a touch of gloves."

 

i got a chuckle.

 

 

 

 

 

Any other funny moments or commentary?

How is this an MMA sim if they don't show a replay of the shot on the big screen and the crowd says "OHHHHHH!" in unison? :P

 

Anyways, here's some funny commentary

 

Bobby Brown is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

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"ooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Miyagi lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad.

 

...tell me you guys know what this is from....

 

 

 

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hit him right in the penis.

 

"ooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Miyagi lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Connor has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Connor and we're back underway with a touch of gloves."

 

i got a chuckle.

 

 

 

 

 

Any other funny moments or commentary?

 

 

hahahahaha haven't had a fight yet but that's hilarious.

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OMG not seen that before, amazing :rolling:

 

I expect Rollins to come along any minute now to claim the kid is on Non Stop Nutrition :)

 

Don't forget he is wearing a Boondock shirt to get laid

 

:tumbleweed:

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  • 2 weeks later...

"Freyr lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though."

 

That one gave me a smile. The silly commentary is great. Gives the game a bit of a good, light-hearted mood.

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"A head kick by Jenkins - that's a beauty! Clegane is out but he's somehow still standing... he's going... going... gone. Like a drunk walking down the middle of the road, the inevitable face plant follows and the delayed knockout arrives. Even Jenkins can't help but laugh at the bizarre end to this one!"

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"Limon should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete."

 

What's that fighters first name?

 

Also, I read some fighter was staring across the cage looking at his opponent, tweaking his nipples

 

lol what

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What's that fighters first name?

 

Also, I read some fighter was staring across the cage looking at his opponent, tweaking his nipples

 

lol what

 

It was Eleazar.

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