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Interesting thread. Thanks for the laughs Convicts. No thanks for the image of ya'll running around looking like a chinese new year with your tongues up eachothers asses. :sick01:

 

 

I just said ASIAN... doesn't have to be Chinese, could be Korean... Japanese... Indian... Vietnamese.. and other ese's I have forgotten about.

 

Why doesn't it have to be? Because all Asians look alike? I can't tell if you are a lumper or a splitter by the way you segregated people, but you definately appear to be some kind of seperationist.

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No because there are many different type of asians.. sure most of them look alike, but not all. Instead of forcing Meat to go out and find a specific kind of asian figured I'd let him choose what kind would suit his pallet. I segregated people to ensure I hit virtually everyone in the world that way Meat could never be accused of being racist since he eats everyone equally.

 

Now notice I didn't go into the different kinds of vampires, that's for a later post.

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i want to apologize for my replies on this thread to mannetosen. I wanted to make a point, but was too persistent. Maybe it was because of real life trouble, that some of you know about now, that I was overreacting, but the fact is that I did for sure react too much. Sorry.

 

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"No worries buddy, we can meat at the middle. Sorry for eating my housekeeper."

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Monsieur Meat is in the hospital. I'll give y'all an update once the dipshit intern who answered the phone puts me in contact with someone who knows how to read.

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"Got put in the hospital for overeating. Didn't know that was possible. I started feeling kinda queasy after eating the family of pygmies who live down the block. Still feeling kinda peckish I went to a local gourmet restaurant and ate the maitre d'. Fucking European portions are way too small.. While walking home I came by a Mexican place and figured I might as well. Four Pedros later and suddenly I'm being carried into an ambulance."

 

1. Whitey American

2. African American

3. African African

4. Asian

5. Middle Europeaner

6. South American

7. Central American

8. Australian

9. Left coast Europeaner

10. Right coast Europeaner

11. Canuckistanian

12. Russian or someone from the breakaway Republics that were formerly Russian

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"One summer I had a part time job as a border guard. They'd place me with my mouth open directly underneath the fence. Best. Job. Ever."

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"Wow, that was a meat-down! 3-0 and still going strong!"

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Ain't you knowed that unoriginal, lazy ideas is what's trending in the mainstream noawadays? Why do you think that "random" (pointless. nonsensical and unintelligent) humour is the only shit you see anymore on TV and in movies? Everything these days is ad libbed and improv'd so get used to it and start laughing!

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Super Meat Boy, there have been rumors in the community about whether or not you are human... and that you might be a vampire. Is this the case? Are you a vampire?

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