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Yurmommy, rising up from the ashes of Kolmanskop.


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I've already got a bunch of kids. Venom is a fun creation for sometime and I bet you mr.joseppe it won't be easy ;). Stay tight.

Lol fun creation your sucking off his balls till he loses then youll be like ah hes just a 25yr old. Come on man be real maybe he will KO me but be real. Stop the bullshit im the future your the past

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Last 5 fight ratings:-

 

 

Yurmommy: 60%, 55%, 78%, 48%, 30% - ave: 54.2%

 

Alzheimer: 91%, 86%, 49%, 91%, 67% - ave 76.2%

 

 

23 fights each:-

 

Yurmommy pop 200

 

Alzheimer pop 372

If you ever figure out that fight ratings on here often make zero sense, then you will be a real badass.

 

Alzheimer has 4 stoppage wins in 16 `fights` as a stepdad, one of those being a tko.

 

Over 70% of Yurmommy his wins are stoppage wins and half of those or tko`s.

 

Yurmommy makes his opponents go to sleep.

Alzheimer snoozes the public.

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If you ever figure out that fight ratings on here often make zero sense, then you will be a real badass.

 

Alzheimer has 4 stoppage wins in 16 `fights` as a stepdad, one of those being a tko.

 

Over 70% of Yurmommy his wins are stoppage wins and half of those or tko`s.

 

Yurmommy makes his opponents go to sleep.

Alzheimer snoozes the public.

 

Why dat pop so low though?

 

And it's funny you big up Shamrock on the previous page, a 'deserved winner' you say (decision by the way), talk about his balls and all. He has a 20% finish rate.

 

Yet shit on the 'pillow fisted' Alzheimer and his 25% finish rate under his current manager.

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Just caught up with his last fight. That was a cool comeback story I have to say.

 

A little review:

Eyeam Yurmommy Vs Koh Ibu

 

Koh Ibu lit up the room with some fast strikes. A flashy kick whistled through the air. A blunt punch pummeled his opponent, who got his guard up just in time.

 

Eyeam Yurmommy was not impressed. He flickered a jab from out of nowhere, it hit Ibu right on the nose. A drop of blood painted the canvas.

 

Ibu was busted open. The crowd roared with enthusiasm. Ibu was like a bull seeing red. "Crazy" Koh Ibu lived up to his name and went balls to wall crazy. He sent a whole armada of punches and kicks that hit their target more often than not.

 

Yurmommy looked like he was in trouble. Strike after strike, the crowd slowly raised from their seats. A finish was expected. A finish came, but not in the way most were expecting.

 

Ibu twisted his hip and swung with all his weight behind him. He launched a massive hook, a dangerous knockout punch. A punch that spelled disaster. He hit nothing but air.

 

Yurmommy felt the deathly blow rush over him like a cold winter breeze. He struck back like a scorpion, fast and furious. A pummeling right hand struck gold, it hit Ibu right on the button.

 

Ibu was on spaghetti legs, striking out desperately into the shadows. The lights were fading.

 

Yurmommy did not rush the finish. Like a crocodile lying in wait, he sprung from the darkness and finished Ibu with an explosion of brutal punches.

 

 

Can’t wait to see what Eyeam Yurmommy can do against a top-level machine like Nick Shamrock.

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Eyeam Yurmommy


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​Yooo Shamrock, if you are able to finish me, I'll send over 100.000 tycoon dollars from my own personal money.



If you are able to finish me in the first round, I'll send you 500.000 tycoon dollars, from my own personal money.



No, I'm not trying to lure you into a slugfest, really... I wouldn't dare... :shades:


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http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14391921581862.png

Eyeam Yurmommy

http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/belt/20181219033433JTCdi2y.png

​Yooo Shamrock, if you are able to finish me, I'll send over 100.000 tycoon dollars from my own personal money.

If you are able to finish me in the first round, I'll send you 500.000 tycoon dollars, from my own personal money.

No, I'm not trying to lure you into a slugfest, really... I wouldn't dare... :shades:

Easy there big spender! $100 and $500 dollar bets, hope you are still able to feed yourself after losing that kind of coin!
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Easy there big spender! $100 and $500 dollar bets, hope you are still able to feed yourself after losing that kind of coin!

 

http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14391921581862.png

Eyeam Yurmommy

http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/belt/20181219033433JTCdi2y.png

​If you feel generous Louie, I'll happily send over my bank account details...

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http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14391921581862.png

Eyeam Yurmommy

http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/belt/20181219033433JTCdi2y.png

​Yooo Shamrock, if you are able to finish me, I'll send over 100.000 tycoon dollars from my own personal money.

If you are able to finish me in the first round, I'll send you 500.000 tycoon dollars, from my own personal money.

No, I'm not trying to lure you into a slugfest, really... I wouldn't dare... :shades:

 

:mf_popcorn1:

I'm curious - is the bet invalid if he takes you down and gets a GnP victory? Or is it stand up TKO / KO only?

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Eyeam Yurmommy

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Number one 135lbs fighter worldwide.
Number eight p4p fighter worldwide.

150cm fireball.

Unlike what my manager claims, I do not have any interest in doing a lenghty press conference.
I do have a ton of appreciation though for my fans and team, so don't mind going over some of my reflections from last night.

1) Pre-fight

Once I got the chance to get Shamrock next, after having humiliated Da Silva and Ibu, I was very focused.
People have me little chance of winning and bets against me were common.

I on the other hand never really had any worries. I feel confident in the fact that I always give my all. Should that not be enought, then the other guy was better.

Unlike some pre-fight stuff for other fights, I always stayed respectful for Shamrock, as I have deep respect for him.
Not only did he accept this fight without any hesitation, he embraced it.
I am many things, but not an easy opponent. I can finish anyone, anywhere.

2) Fight

The fight went pretty much as I expected, altough that does not mean that it went as well as I wanted.

Shamrock is one heck of a difficult guy to finish and needed many big shots to put him out.
I'm sure it was a great spectacle for the fans, as both me and Shamrock were in great form and gave it our all.

Am I happy with the result? Yes, obviously, but I would have prefered a clean KO win.

3) Post-fight

After the fight, Shamrock and I gave eachother a hand like real competitors do.

I am not shy of some controversy perhaps, but do know when to be respectful as well.

His manager came over to the locker room after the fight and congratulated me and my team on the big win and how our strategy turned out great.
I already had a lot of respect for Shamrock and his team after our first fight, were he showed unbelievable heart and chin, but now... Massive respect dude!

4) What's next?

I know what is 99% sure next and it makes me smile in the morning.

5) P4P ?

Though situation really, as I have always said that I would turn out the best 135lbs guy in the world.
Now that this is official, I would like to cement that statement even further.

I am now the number 8 p4p-fighter in the world and there is no denying that this feels good.
I feel like I could beat anyone worldwide, no matter what weight.
Bold statement perhaps, but I if my reign as 135lbs king gets boring, I plan on living up to that statement and do an openweight superfight against whoever is the p4p-king at time, even if the guy is a damn heavyweight.

6) Retirement

Due to some arguements with the big boss of MMA, my team and me stayed on the sidelines for a few months.
The situation itself hasn't changed really, but my hunger came back.

I'm 30 now and feel like this is my time.


The moment that I gameplan to win by decision, is the moment that I'll hang up my gloves forever.

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