Tiger Jones Fighter Interviews & Press Conferences

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Famous reporters covering MMA news from all over the West Coast and their camera crews gathered outside of one of the Seaville MMA Elite gyms in Las Vegas, Nevada. They were there to interview Tiger Jones during his public press conference. But in The Outlaw's mind, they were there to talk about him. They were there to praise him. They were there to be in the presense of greatness. They were there, because he was Tiger Jones.

 

Howie Bong Tycoon Times "Mister Jones, Mister Jo... - "

 

Catalina Sosa The Beatdown "Sir..."

 

Joe Hogan He's Rocked "...and Tiger really rocked him..."

 

Julie Watanabe Slug Fest "Tiger! Tiger!"

 

Grrr... Tiger growled. He stood at the podium as the reporters tried to get his attention and mingled among another. He felt like the president. The Champion of The World. No. The Galaxy...

 

Press conference manager, organizer, and regulator Chris Karter pointed one by one at the reporters who could ask their questions. His first selection was a young curvacious blonde girl who he was very familiar with from Los Angeles.

 

April Watson Convicted Inc "It was your first win under Convicted management and your third TFC MW title defense in a row. How good does it feel?"

 

Tiger Jones "I'm a baaaad man. It feels damn good to be me." Tiger replied and let his deep magnificent voice reach out to the people.

 

Tito Torres Impact "After the destruction of Steve Headden, what's next for The Outlaw?"

 

Tiger Jones "He was a worthy advesary but I'm the greatest. I smoke like a rasta and hit like a bong. I'll fight em all - skinny, fat, short, tall. Mason Anderson, Shane Tsung, Jrock Mendella. Brad Barnes... I'll fight any one of em any time, any where. I'll fight em in the cage, in the ring, in the gym, at the mall, in their momma's house. I don't care."

 

Catalina Sosa The Beatdown "Their momma's house? Sounds personal..."

 

Tiger Jones "Aint nothin but a chickenwang."

 

Catalina Sosa The Beatdown "- so you obviously aren't concerned with your opponents abilities. Do you feel superior to your competition?"

 

Tiger Jones "I am superior. I'm the fastest, most furocious, tenatious, vicious, fist flyin' fighter that's ever lived."

 

Joe Hogan He's Rocked "Rumor is Syn is planning something big and that Tiger Jones is supposed to be apart of it. Is that true?"

 

Tiger Jones "I fight I don't plan em Joe. Ask Chris Karter."

 

Howie Bong Tycoon Times "You're ranked one of the top 5 Middleweights in the world - is there any Middleweight that you'd like to fight?"

 

Tiger Jones "I don't really know and I've never really cared. I'd fight Heavyweights if you paid me enough. Hell people been sayin Pedro Guerrero is droppin' to 185 so fuck em, I'd like to fight him but he's too scared to fight in the U.S."

 

April Watson Convicted Inc "Would you go to Canada to fight him?"

 

Tiger Jones "I am the baddest man alive. I will go anywhere and everywhere. Ring, gym, house, yard, cafe, or cage. Any time, and any place."

 

Howie Bong Tycoon Times "Recently you made the move over to Seaville MMA Elite 2 in Las Vegas, why the sudden gym change?"

 

Tiger Jones "You gotta understand that 'Ugliness' and 'Fatness' are genetic disorders, much like baldness or necrophilia, and it's only your fault if you don't hate yourself enough to do something about it."

 

Ike Jung Mag Warrior "Are you saying you hate yourself and that you think you're fat and ugly?"

 

Tiger Jones "Listen here you chink eyed chimp, I was ranked one of America's Most Beautiful people. I posed for Playgirl. Girls buy magazines to see me naked. I'm hung like a burmese python."

 

Julie Watanabe Slug Fest "I seen that issue of Playgirl! That was so long ago I almost forget. When do you plan on shooting another one?"

 

Tiger Jones "Whoah momma. Listen up you chink eyed angel from heaven, why don't you invite me over for dinner and I'll help work out your photographic memory."

 

Chris Karter "Alright, alright. That's enough of that for today. Ladies n' gentleman that was the one n' only Tiger Jones answering your questions at this exclusive press conference. You can find him at the Wandalay Bay Resort and Casino tonight. We'll be there all night, so ya'll might be able to get a few more answers outta him there. Now get the fuck outta here, please. Thank you."