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~ aggressor

^ defender

* "cage" or "ropes" depending if it's in a cage or a ring.

 

e.g. ~ smacks ^ with a big uppercut.

 

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Single head punch

Single body punch

Punch combo

Leg kick

Body kick

High kick

Failed takedown

Failed clinch

 

Note which type it is, then on the line below type your commentary in the proper format.

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~ dives in, looking to score with a double leg takedown, but he steps right into ^'s guillotine. He's in trouble but, wait, he just managed to free his neck. He shakes head to reactivate blood flow as he regains distance.

 

sorry, I missed to note the type: failed takedown.

 

~ dives in, looking to score with a double leg takedown, but he steps right into ^'s guillotine. He's in trouble but, wait, he just managed to free his neck. He shakes head to reactivate blood flow as he regains distance.

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Single head punch

~ is way of the mark with a sloppy superman punch.

 

Body kick

^ bounces back against the * after getting hit with a push kick.

 

Single body punch

~ uppercuts ^ in the groin. I'm not sure how he managed that but the fighters touch gloves and the fight continues.

 

Single head punch

^ appears to saying something to his opponent, who responds with a jab.

 

High kick

~ tries a Brazilian kick but doesn't land it.

 

High kick

~ summons the spirit of Andy Hug and connects with an axe kick!

 

Single head punch

~ connects with a quick, stinging jab.

 

Failed takedown

~ shoots from too far away and ^ stuffs it.

 

Leg kick

Ooooh ^ gets kicked right in the family jewels....I hope he was wearing a cup! The ref gives him some time to recover and then it's back to business.

 

Single head punch

~ looked like he was throwing a fastball with that swinging overhand! Luckily for ^ it merely glanced him.

 

Single head punch

The ref warns ~ to keep his hands closed as he accidently poked ^ in the eye. ^ say's he's ok though and the action resumes.

 

Single head punch

^ moves his head to the side and a fist rushes past his ear.

 

Single head punch

~ connects with a nice strike but ^ just smiles and wags his finger at him.

 

Single head punch

~ lands a nice jab while moving backwards.

 

Single head punch

~ moves in and out with a jab.

 

Single body punch

Nice liver shot by ~.

 

High kick

^ blocks a high kick with his forearms.

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Single head punch

^ eats a jab from ~ that snaps his head back, he doesn't want to take too many more of those.

 

Body kick

~ snaps ^ with a whip like kick to the body!.

 

Single body punch

~ suddenly changes levels, and lands a nice shot to ^'s ribs.

 

Single head punch

~ goes for the super man punch, but ^ saw it coming and circled away.

 

High kick

~ throws a powerful switch kick, that wobbles ^!.

 

High kick

^ doesn't sway far enough as he takes ~'s kick!

 

Punch Combo

~ lands a jab to blind ^, then finishes with a beautiful overhand right!

 

Failed takedown

^ pushes ~'s face into the canvas as the takedown is stuffed.

 

Leg kick

~ buries his shin into ^'s inner thigh, that's gotta sting!

 

Failed Clinch

~ looking to clinch, but ^ ducks and pushes away!

 

Single head punch

Both fighters throw simultaneous hooks but ~'s is a split second faster!

 

Single head punch

^ showing great movement as he slips the jab...

 

Single head punch

~ throws a vicious hook, but ^ dodges with something out of the matrix!.

 

Body Kick

~ cracks ^ in the ribs with a vicious kick! ^ winces in pain!

 

Failed Takedown

^ shouts "Ole!" as he dances around the takedown attempt

 

Punch Combo

~ throws a hook, and a straight that are only met by air!

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Single head punch

~ got some nice pop behind that jab.

 

Single body punch

A ripple goes through ^'s body as he takes a hard shot to the midsection.

 

Single head punch

A spray of sweat goes flying from ^'s head as he gets hit by a hook.

 

Single head punch

~ does a little hand jive before throwing out a jab.

 

Single head punch

Great straight hand by ~. That thing was like a laser-guided missile.

 

Punch combo

~ lands a nasty left hook, leg kick combination, much to the delight of his corner.

 

Punch combo

~ pumps out a cautious jab followed by huge looping overhand but they are both off target.

 

Single head punch

~ throws out a jab but it looked more like a kitten pawing at a ball of yarn.

 

High kick

~ tries a flying crane kick but misses. Who does he think he is, the Karate Kid?

 

Single head punch

~ throws and misses with what might have been the most telegraphed hook ever

 

Single head punch

^ pulls his shorts up and eats a right in the process.

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Single body punch

~ loads up on the big right hand, wait its a feint, and ~ throws a big left hook to the body! That one might have cracked a rib.

^ circles to avoid getting pinned against the * and lands a beautiful right hook to the body of ~.

~ fakes with the jab upstairs and follows it up with a quick jab to the body. Nice use of agility on that one!

 

Punch combo

~ lands a jab, followed by a right hook to the body, ^ is pinned against the * now and ~ lands a short left followed by a right uppercut! Beautiful 4 punch combination by ~! Mike Tyson would be proud of those shots!

~ feints with the double jab and throws a right hook to the body, ^ rolls to avoid any more shots and BOOM a nasty left hook followed by a right straight! Daaaammmmnnnn!!!

~ lands a jab, followed by a right cross and a quick left hook downstairs! That takes some high level boxing experience.

 

Leg kick

~ steps to the side and smacks ^ with a wicked inside leg kick! That one left an immediate bruise.... ouch!

~ thumps ^ with a brutal outside leg kick! ^ is hobbling a little bit after that one.

 

Body kick

~ fakes with the leg kick and its a crescent kick to the body!

~ fakes with the high kick and comes down with a front kick right to the body! ^ I think that one may have broken his rib.

 

High kick

~ sets up like he's going to do the crane kick, this isn't Karate Kid! Wait for it, ^ charges in and CRUNCH ~ lands the crane kick! You have got to be kidding me! I have never seen anyone do that in person before.

~ connects with a beautiful crescent kick to the head of ^! That takes some insane agility and technique.

 

Failed takedown

And they face off, like matador and bull... ~ is seeing red and charges in looking like he has mad cow poisoning and "ole"! ^ being the matador in this case dodges the bull triumphantly! ~ fails with the takedown.

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Single Punch

 

^ lands a nice jab on the move, really finding his range now.

 

Punch combo

 

~ with a jab backing up ^ to the * here , ^ ducking out of the way from ~ 's hook , and ^ lands a nice looking right jab/ Left hook combo on the counter.

 

 

Leg Kick

 

~ circling round ^ here , ^ stalking ... ~ fires off a snapping leg kick there , good Muay Thai

 

Failed takedown

 

~ circling here , looking for a opening ^ shoots for a takedown and ~ steps out of the way and mocks ^.

 

Punch Combo

 

^ is circling and trying to set up a takedown here , ~ moves in and feints a leg kick , followed by a blistering series of punches , landing clean to the face and body of ^ , left straight/ right body hook/ left uppercut , great work by ~

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because I don't think there's enough "KNOCKDOWN!" text...

 

 

Single head punch / knockdown text

~ lands a solid jab right on the button that drops ^ to the canvas. ^ pops up quickly trying to play it off like he slipped but ^ felt that one.

 

 

Single Head Kick / Knockdown text

 

~ throws a headkick that skims the top of ^ head and ^ knees buckle and he hits the floor. Lucky that one didn't land flush or he might not be getting up from that one.

 

 

Single head punch / knockdown text

 

^ trying to work his jab... OHHH!!! ~ throws an overhand right that lands right on the button and drops ^ to the ground.

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Punch Combo

 

Nice Jabbing by ^ here , forcing ~ to backpedal like mad! ~ bounces off the cage and ducks a punch from ^ , Great Counter Right and Left Nice 1-3

 

 

Takedown

 

^ swings with a big left hand , He's Really winging his punches now! ~ ducks a Hook and Grabs a Leg, He Picks ^ up and Slams him Back and Rib's First into the Canvas, Brutal Slam by ~ and he's in side control now

 

Punch

 

~ really is a Fatty but he sure can swing a punch! he catches ^ with n overhand right as ^ pulls his pants up KEEP EM UP SON!

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Single head punch

~ bops ^ on the nose with a jab.

 

Punch combo

~ pulls the trigger and tags ^ with a nice 4 punch combo!

 

Single head punch

^ takes a jab right on the eyesocket. Ow.

 

Body kick

~ lands a hard body kick that sends a ripple through ^'s body.

 

Single head punch

~ connects with a hook that sends a spray of sweat flying of ^'s head.

 

Single head punch

~ does a little hand jive before throwing out a jab.

 

Single head punch

~ leaps in and nails ^ with a lead uppercut.

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Single head punch

 

^ ducks a lazy jab just to take ~'s uppercut right on his nose. Not the best trade ever for poor ^!

 

Single head punch

 

^ forgets to keep his hands up and here he goes for a blind date with ~'s left hook! His head turns side to side, man!

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Failed clinch attempt

 

~ desperately trying to get into a clinch but ^ keeps his own feet flying and retains distance. what a proof of unrequited love by ~!

 

 

Missed combo

 

Jab,jab, cross, middle kick! Whoah, what a tremendous display of speed and cohordination by ~! Except for the fact that he completely missed, of course...

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Single head punch

~ forces ^ to keep those hands up with a cross to the jaw.

 

Missed head punch

The crowd gasps as ^ just weaves out of the way of a bolo punch! If that landed, ~ would have done serious damage.

 

Single body punch

^ stumbles away from a violent liver shot from ~! Somewhere, Bas Rutten nods approvingly.

 

Missed body punch

~ tries to go to the body with a heated left hook, but ^ bats it away.

 

Punch combo

~ goes with the 1, 3, 2; A jab-hook-cross snaps back the head of ^.

 

Leg kick

~ sends his shin straight into ^'s thigh with a whipping leg kick. Wow, you can see a welt developing! ^ needs to start checking those kicks...

 

Body kick

The sound of skin hitting skin reverberates through the arena as ~ scores with a kick burying itself into the gut of ^.

 

High kick

~ feints low with one kick and goes to the top shelf with a shin to the temple! What a move by ~, and what a chin from ^ to not get knocked out right then and there!

 

Failed takedown

~ shoots in for the double-leg, but ^ does an impressive job of scrambling back to his feet.

 

Failed clinch

~ rushes in for the clinch, but ^ turns the shoulder and rolls with him. ~ loses his balance and nearly crashes into the cage/ropes, dangerous move.

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Single head punch:

^darts in thinking about striking but ~ showed good anticipation and lands a solid cross after switching angles

 

Body kick:

^fakes with some head movement causing ~ to step back which leaves perfect distance for ~ to land a crisp spinning back kick!

 

Head kick:

~ is stalking ^ right now. ^ is backing up and moves to the left and ~ throws a vicious head kick that lands flush!

 

Failed takedown:

~ closes the distance and shoots in for a double, ^ defends well and ~ tries changing to a single but ^ manages to pull his leg free and we're back to striking

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