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Tampon strings, butt plugs and your pud are all you've been pulling. You're just a poor mans Larry Silverstein.

 

You're just a manager from BHP... :rolling:

 

Alliance hasn't been relevant since a former Convicted manager killed Bowser. I killed Estefan. Dean killed Bowser. And Mr. Knight finished you guys off.

 

 

Let he who is without sin cast the first stone, christopher.

 

And those who are without guilt should know loyalty.

 

you and Ryan were quick to abandon ship when the vendetta hack came to light. Wolf and Aaron were at least more honorable than you two by not throwing you guys under the bus. you and him tucked tail and ran. so much for chivalry. all those Vendetta threads... lol

 

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You're just a manager from BHP... :rolling:

 

Alliance hasn't been relevant since a former Convicted manager killed Bowser. I killed Estefan. Dean killed Bowser. And Mr. Knight finished you guys off.

 

 

And those who are without guilt should know loyalty.

 

you and Ryan were quick to abandon ship when the vendetta hack came to light. Wolf and Aaron were at least more honorable than you two by not throwing you guys under the bus. you and him tucked tail and ran. so much for chivalry. all those Vendetta threads... lol

 

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You would not know chivalry if a sniveling Frenchman bitch-slapped you with a glove.

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Chris you are the only member of your alliance that offers anything remotely controversial or 'Convicted like' on the forum, and to be fair you do it well.

 

However aside of yourself, your colleagues are a load of shrinking violets who wouldn't say boo to a goose.

 

If you have watched The Strain, I can picture a scene with you as a Quinlan like character, approaching the Ancients (Lance, Hans..) looking at them and thinking 'I'm carrying the fight out there, you fucking saps, be great again for fucks sake.'

 

Klatz and MK have been brought in to pad out your ailing W-L record, but they aren't big personalities, they don't terrorise the forum like you did with Dean and Tosen. They aren't really 'Convicted' and you know it.

 

When the 3 of you took attacked on the forum, it was like a pack of wolves and quite impressive, and not to be taken on lightly.

 

These days you guys win fights, but you really go un noticed as a collective.

 

Without Dean and Tosen, Convicted carries no weight.

The fuck is this guy?

 

We killed your alliance. Crawl back into the grave I dug for you. I recently spared you the public humility of defeat after you shared an elaborate homoerotic fantasy on buzz. My grappler Abraham Donowitz knocked your fighter Bostar Tyraanico the fuck out. I heard you swallowed the motherload to get the rematch.

 

 

Convicted wakes up in the morning and pisses excellence. You don't have to type on the forums to represent it.

 

 

Michael Knight was a long time prospect, he was always a member of Polish Eagles Nest. When Polish Eagles Nest closed Michael joined BHP, but you're a cbomb and you publically turned on him like Judas, so we offered Michael the opportunity to join greener pastures and escape that crumbling shit hole. You think it's a coincidence that your former alliance has closed? We destroyed it.

 

 

Mannetosen is and will always be missed. We brought in Chuck Grace to replace the masculinity he took with him.

It's true, my testosterone levels are literally record settingly high.

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Sums up Convicted , CK is a relic running round screaming how scary Convicted are, like a small ginger man with small man syndrome. Meanwhile his hand picked uber managers with the charisma of a fossil rack up the wins to keep them relevant.

 

Alliance chat must be a hoot.

 

Our alliance chat mostly revolves around sifting through all the fan mail we get requesting us to piss our excellence all up in people's faces. Well, that and celebratory handjobs for all the wins we rack up.

 

Also, only Convicted members can make fun of CK, so cut it out.

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Refer to CK post Dec 2 re Bostar.

 

Rematch won, that's MK CK slain by my glass chinned Muslim goat fucker in consecutive fights.

 

Bostar ran Abraham out of Syn.

 

How much cum you guzzle to get the judges to give you that fight?

 

You may have been given the win but we both know you lost, again.

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Chris blew the horn and I descended from the heavens like the four horsemen.

Horns, trumpets, skin flutes...........Chris blows and you cum......yes we already know how it works in the depths of the Convicted dungeons. Anyway, that's not how the four horsemen arrive. Satan, on the other hand, does descend from the heavens.

 

Good to see you around Manne

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