Guest Posted November 10, 2013 Report Share Posted November 10, 2013 I got offered my 3rd fight against Hess the other day. I replied "I'll get knocked out by him again, but isn't there anyone else to fight him?". It isn't fear but a weary resignation to the knowledge that my fighter, who isn't a bum but isn't anything special either, is going to get destroyed by Hess a 3rd time, and my fighter's last fight was against him too. It is like everyone else is staying away and it is turning into a Hess vs. Step Child never ending nightmare. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mbarr72908 Posted November 10, 2013 Report Share Posted November 10, 2013 He has a padded record five wins v the same person second account prob as no one would accept that 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 10, 2013 Report Share Posted November 10, 2013 Great observation, dumbass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 10, 2013 Report Share Posted November 10, 2013 LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minark Posted November 11, 2013 Report Share Posted November 11, 2013 Who is Jon Hess? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 11, 2013 Report Share Posted November 11, 2013 http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_eBZxKKzA-Gs/TSFnhtyaLTI/AAAAAAAAAAM/O0SusRD-mAI/s320/hess.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theking04 Posted November 11, 2013 Report Share Posted November 11, 2013 I got offered my 3rd fight against Hess the other day. I replied "I'll get knocked out by him again, but isn't there anyone else to fight him?". It isn't fear but a weary resignation to the knowledge that my fighter, who isn't a bum but isn't anything special either, is going to get destroyed by Hess a 3rd time, and my fighter's last fight was against him too. It is like everyone else is staying away and it is turning into a Hess vs. Step Child never ending nightmare. Wow KRad I expect a little more out of you than that. haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 11, 2013 Report Share Posted November 11, 2013 To be fair, Hess turned his boy into soup twice. He needs to patch up the insurmountable gap in clinchwork before standing a chance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theking04 Posted November 11, 2013 Report Share Posted November 11, 2013 Who is Jon Hess? http://www.mmatycoon.com/fighterprofilepublic.php?FID=192966 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topologies Posted November 11, 2013 Report Share Posted November 11, 2013 http://www.mmatycoon.com/fighterprofilepublic.php?FID=54043 or fight in http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/company/logo/13668262731365295313spftlogo2_zps118a3407.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 11, 2013 Report Share Posted November 11, 2013 http://www.mmatycoon.com/fighterprofilepublic.php?FID=54043 or fight in http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/company/logo/13668262731365295313spftlogo2_zps118a3407.gif Look, everyone, it's my multi! Be quiet, me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minark Posted November 11, 2013 Report Share Posted November 11, 2013 Look, everyone, it's my multi! Be quiet, me. I thought your multi was KRad. Who knew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 12, 2013 Report Share Posted November 12, 2013 We are all of one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves. - Bill Hicks P.S. - 265+ 3 / 5 Red Headed Step Child http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/tick_green.gif Jon Hess http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/tick_green.gif LAFC KT4: (Los Angeles) 2013-11-16 (4D, 22H, 26M) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 12, 2013 Report Share Posted November 12, 2013 It says that he's lost a Muay Thai fight? Jon "Not-So-Invincible" Hess. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 12, 2013 Report Share Posted November 12, 2013 It says that he's lost a Muay Thai fight? Jon "Not-So-Invincible" Hess. I don't think that was him. That gentleman sounded hispanic to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 12, 2013 Report Share Posted November 12, 2013 Jon Hess took an IQ test today and scored 92. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted November 12, 2013 Report Share Posted November 12, 2013 Jon Hess took an IQ test today and scored 92. Jon Hess no read. Jon Hess use fist punch face, foot kick shin, chin block punch. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 12, 2013 Report Share Posted November 12, 2013 I always knew I had a special athlete, but not a "special athlete"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theking04 Posted November 12, 2013 Report Share Posted November 12, 2013 Haha it could have been worse Manny, I had a guy score in the 50s one time! haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
man5616 Posted November 13, 2013 Report Share Posted November 13, 2013 nice 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 17, 2013 Report Share Posted November 17, 2013 ... Step Child lands a head kick. Hess smiles back at him and beckons him forward.http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/fight/cut.gifIt looks like Jon Hess has been cut. ... That's one minute gone in the round.Hess throws a leg kickhttp://www.mmatycoon.com/images/fight/knockdown.gifand as Hess resets, Step Child pounces with a savage head kick that drops Hess to the mat! Hess looks wobbly but gets back to his feet on the count of 5. The referee continues the count to 8 then steps aside to let these two guys get back at it!http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/fight/rocked.gifHess is rocked!The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.BAM! Step Child delivers a spinning backfist that drops Hess like a ragdoll! This is all oooooveeeer! He was out before he hit the ground!Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:12 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Spinning Backfist). Red Headed Step Child!Red Headed Step Child is the new super heavyweight champion!After the big win, Red Headed Step Child made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Conviction and telling the interviewer how much he loves him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLP Posted November 17, 2013 Report Share Posted November 17, 2013 Look, everyone, it's my multi! Be quiet, me. I've heard that accusation before also. It made me half hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLP Posted November 17, 2013 Report Share Posted November 17, 2013 I've heard that accusation before also. It made me half hard. Sorry about your loss. To Krad of all people. I cant lie, i've been drinking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 17, 2013 Report Share Posted November 17, 2013 Jon Hess no read. Jon Hess use fist punch face, foot kick shin, chin block punch. This made me laugh hard. Especially the "chin block punch" part. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 17, 2013 Report Share Posted November 17, 2013 ... Step Child lands a head kick. Hess smiles back at him and beckons him forward. http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/fight/cut.gif It looks like Jon Hess has been cut. ... That's one minute gone in the round. Hess throws a leg kick http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/fight/knockdown.gif and as Hess resets, Step Child pounces with a savage head kick that drops Hess to the mat! Hess looks wobbly but gets back to his feet on the count of 5. The referee continues the count to 8 then steps aside to let these two guys get back at it! http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/fight/rocked.gif Hess is rocked! The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. BAM! Step Child delivers a spinning backfist that drops Hess like a ragdoll! This is all oooooveeeer! He was out before he hit the ground! Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:12 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Spinning Backfist). Red Headed Step Child! Red Headed Step Child is the new super heavyweight champion! After the big win, Red Headed Step Child made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Conviction and telling the interviewer how much he loves him. Congrats. I'm still not convinced he's vincible though as he probably has a legitimate excuse for the loss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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