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Leaked reports from the desk of one Mattias Lundgren show potential talks of a mutual sponsorship between Iron Wolf Discount Supplements to provide Totally Legal Mexican Pre-Natal Supplements and a potential six figure contract locking up potential offspring.

 

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Paddy "360°" Mcgillicutty

I'm not a man to say no to millions.

A sponsorship place has opened up for me yesterday, so anyone interested, send over their offer asap.

I'll accept the most interesting one this weekend.

If anyone can offer a drink against a hangover in the meantime, that would be awesome! Marriage sucks, but luckily so does my wife...

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Pekka "Punchmaster General" Toivonen

 

You know the Koskenkorva? Koskenkorva is how we cure hangover in Finland.

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Paddy "360°" Mcgillicutty

I previously tried Proper Twelve, so sort of the same thing, but that didn't work for shit.

Only made the hangover worse actually. The guy who makes that poison should be jailed!

 

Lets make a deal, invite me to your fight with Junkyard Dog tomorrow and I'll throw the afterparty for you.

But you bring the drinks...!

Deal?

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Pekka "Punchmaster General" Toivonen

 

We have deal. I am sending VIP tickets for you and mrs. McGillicutty. Pekka fortunately smuggle-- ordered fresh batch of anti-free-- I mean Grey Goose vodka for afterparty so bring all friends.

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Paddy "360°" Mcgillicutty

Much appreciated Pekka! See you in Wombley!

Not sure if Selena will join me though. She is still upset that I did not smile on our wedding pictures. Women…

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Pekka "Punchmaster General" Toivonen

 

We have deal. I am sending VIP tickets for you and mrs. McGillicutty. Pekka fortunately smuggle-- ordered fresh batch of anti-free-- I mean Grey Goose vodka for afterparty so bring all friends.

 

 

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Paddy "360°" Mcgillicutty

Just a headsup Pekka, I'll be visiting your fight and afterparty alone for two reasons.

1) I don't have friends, nor do I need any.

2) Selena just googled ' Irish wedding traditions ' and found out that I did not tell the truth last night.

She now knows that ' Backdoor fun ' is not actually a legal requirement on the wedding night for Irish couples...

Damn Google is going to get me killed.

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BIG NEWS!

May the 6th 2020, what a day for the ages!

Paddy was short on words to the press, but mumbled 'what a day', so we strongly believe that he shares our opinion.

It all came as somewhat of a suprise to the public as no press conference was announced beforehand.

Furthermore, the two lovebirds made the headlines only just two weeks ago, when they were caught in the act (click here).

Sometimes an image however says more than words. Look at those cutes faces, what a couple!

Wedding.jpg

 

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Valdeci Sobrinho Campos

I WOULD LIKE TO OFFER THE SANCTIFIED MILK OF THE HOLY SPIRIT TO BLESS THIS SACRED BOND

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Valdeci Sobrinho Campos

I WOULD LIKE TO OFFER THE SANCTIFIED MILK OF THE HOLY SPIRIT TO BLESS THIS SACRED BOND

 

 

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Paddy "360°" Mcgillicutty

My lord, a cow with a beard.

Maybe bottle your offfered titymilk and bring it to Camara's mom.

He is probably still dreaming about CK and golden showers, but will need his milky when he wakes up.

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Paddy "360°" Mcgillicutty


Thank you Urban Fighter for the sponsorship deal, much appreciated!


You are the coolest clothing shop ever! Well, a tie perhaps with my other sponsor, or I'll be in trouble ...


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Hilarious. Love the continuity :D

 

The plot thickens.

 

There is a rumour circulating in Buzz: http://www.mmatycoon.com/buzz/index.php

 

Started with this BRUTAL Buzz: I'm the one pointing the gun, I slept with her later.

 

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From Steven Seagal himself.

 

New guy, trying to make a name for himself. Who knows what the real story is.

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The plot thickens.

 

There is a rumour circulating in Buzz: http://www.mmatycoon.com/buzz/index.php

 

Started with this BRUTAL Buzz: I'm the one pointing the gun, I slept with her later.

 

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From Steven Seagal himself.

 

New guy, trying to make a name for himself. Who knows what the real story is.

 

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Paddy "360°" Mcgillicutty

Nothing happened you douchebag, his little gun malfunctioned.

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Paddy "360°" Mcgillicutty

My expert opinion about the current fighter's top 10 p4p.

Latrobe Arundel

Insane career with pretty much all stoppage wins.
However, his wibblywobblying with that shotugn gets me drunk every single time. Stop that!


Thomas Bolleke

Should be next in line to fight Arundel. Would be an absolute dream fight.
Alika (his manager) is a great girl's name. I like it and would do her 100%.


Arzlan Bathory

Decisions, decisions, decision. Yaaawhn. My time will come to take that division over and make it party.


Kimbo Slice

Shitty name, shitty manager. Old fart, but massive KO's. I approve.


Thierry Paulin

2020 is his year. No clue how he does it, but he does it! Wonderful wrestling and a purple belt, but number 5 p4p. Wooowie.


Nick Graves

Anything that Billy touches besides his own penis becomes gold.

Brayden Point

Skinny, baseball bat, 100% finish rate in 20 fights, undefeated. Midget. Aylib. If I were gay...


Bryer McGuire

What a fighter, both in real life as well as in the game.

Dick Caunt

Skinny, no baseball bat, not 100% finish rate, not undefeated. Midget. Freako. Good name, really good name!

Iain Tower

Canadian big boy ninja with very diverse skillset. I would kick him in the balls and submit him, but that is against the rules.

I do not see any other way to beat him though...

Once I make my debut, I'll climb the ranks faster than anyone before.
(I have been a rockclimber since age 3, true story!)

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My expert opinion about the current manager's top 10 p4p.

1 Mac Little
Very few things about this guy are little.
His third leg however... Those tweezers on Mac's desk serve a purpose...
18-2 with his roster in the last 20 bouts, he is as dominant as ever before.
Towering high over the rest of his roster is Syn HW champ Ian Tower; a monster of a man.
I do not see Mac his reign at the top come to an end soon and do expect him to be a top contender for manager of the year.
2 John Coffey
FF-legend, veteran of the game and true mastermind.
71% of his career wins have come by (t)KO. Me gusta!
Father of the legendary Stu Grimson, with the most badass avatar EEEEVER!
3 Lance Templeton
LT. The man, the myth, the legend.
I once proposed to him and I'm not even gay!
4 Bwang Jong Sr
Tonga's own true genius. Superfriendly, superhelpful and probably the best overall manager of the last two years.
Bought tickets to the top 10 p4p a few years ago and seemed like an automatic yearly renewal was included in the deal.
5 Pablo Spezziale
Proud to call this man my alliance buddy at 'The Syndicate'.
Pablo has been playing this game since 2009, long before Camara even was born
Heavy metal fan with a big heart, looking to hit that number one spot without cherrypicking.
6 Laz Staz
Yabai their second current top 10 manager.
Lethal alliance, always with a smile!
7 Emily Chenet
A girl? I can not believe this, I need nude pics before I'll believe this.
No girl should ever be this good, no way. Send me the pics!
Oh wait, QFC queen. Fuck that shit.
8 Valentina's Ass
Most retarded name ever. Valentina does not even have an ass.
(s)He is flat, a boy.
Anyone that finds her attractive just hasn't come out of the closet yet.
9 Prince Mitchell
Isn't Prince dead?
Purple rain is cool though!
10 Malikoy Muza

Been playing for just over two years, but excellent record and a nice suprise in the top 10.

His quote however: I couldn't care less about role playing in a text-based simulator so don't get your panties in a twist.

My reply to him? "Send me the location, I fight you Dagestan-style mothafucka! "

PS: anyone looking to know my opinion about anything can post on here and I'll reply if I feel like it.

First come first served unless you are called Camara. Then you are already served biaaaatch!

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Nice one indeed . I believe that Billy Arseworth ,Action Jackson,Alex K ,Jake Fury ,Silent Bob ,aylib,Jorma Oltsu and Bradley Burns should definitely be considered top/elite managers .

In my opinion, there is no such thing as a Top 10 as 10 spots are not enough to include all these great managers.

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Paddy "360°" Mcgillicutty

You are avoiding the question however...

Anyway, time to walk the chihuahua now. Muzzle up!

 

 

Unfortunately no, I had to dance with your wife instead. I saw some dude called Steven pointing a gun at her...it was weird.

 

Mazel tov on the nuptials btw

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