Guest Posted May 11, 2015 Report Share Posted May 11, 2015 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/11/11w11.jpg Awesomekiller6969 is the most awesome killer in MMATycoon. He started his life by punching his way out of the womb, thus killing his mother and prompting the priest to christen him Awesomekiller. Awesomekiller6969 then killed the priest and re-christened himself Awesomekiller6969 because he liked it better. Awesomekiller6969 then killed everyone in the world. All the hot bitches love him, but he only loves killing. After Awesomekiller6969 kills someone, he loots their house for artworks. He's especially fond of french impressionists, which he feels captures light and unusual visual angles in a sublime way. Stay tuned for more updates on Awesomekiller6969! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 11, 2015 Report Share Posted May 11, 2015 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/11/11w11.jpg "Just killed the garbage man. It was awesome, but now there's no one to remove the thrash. Guess I have to kill someone else and move into their house". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 11, 2015 Report Share Posted May 11, 2015 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/11/11w11.jpg "Just looted the garbage man's house. No impressionist art. Bummer". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 11, 2015 Report Share Posted May 11, 2015 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/11/11w11.jpg Awsomekiller6969 just had a great training session, but unfortunately, he killed all his sparring partners. Also unfortunately, he thought the entire population of LA were his sparring partners. Lol, someone needs to explain a few things to him! Not me, though, I don't want to get killed! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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gwad12345 Posted May 11, 2015 Report Share Posted May 11, 2015 Hahaha cant wait to see who Awesomekiller6969 kills next Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 11, 2015 Report Share Posted May 11, 2015 I just peed myself on the bus. Which ironically made me fit in better with the other people on the bus. Thanks, awesomekiller6969! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 11, 2015 Report Share Posted May 11, 2015 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/11/11w11.jpg Awesomekiller6969 once told Chuck Norris a secret. The secret was that he would like to kill Chuck Norris. Then he killed Chuck Norris. Guess the cat's out of the bag now. Or at least it was. Awesomekiller6969 hates cats, so he killed that one too. And put it in a bag. I'm telling you, that kid ain't right. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 11, 2015 Report Share Posted May 11, 2015 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/11/11w11.jpg Rumor has it Awesomekiller6969 was really angry after looting Chuck Norris' house and only finding works by Belgian impressionists. Awesomekiller6969 apparently finds Bekaert's so-called "unique subued lighting" "lazy" and famously once claimed "It takes a special kind of ugly to make a van Gogh unsellable. Eugène Boch, that Belgian mongrel, brings that ugly". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 13, 2015 Report Share Posted May 13, 2015 How did you become such an awesome killer and such a tender and generous lover, awesomekiller6969? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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