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One more 6 million dollar contract left. Who meets the criteria and wants to join the fastest rising organization in Tycoon land in All Elite MMA?

 

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The Tycoon World SHOOK one more time as Monsieur Camara continues to make record moves and closes the biggest contract EVER with a prospect making his comeback and about to face his GREATES CHALLENGE EVER on his last fight with the RISE organisation!

 

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Our sexiest reporter and DP afficionada Logan Gaped from the BBC in London has the latest news!

 

Gaped: Ibrahim, what is this we hear about you working on a deal with Bob Mitchell and about to send The Last Emperor to All Elite !

 

Dishonest as Fuck: Baby it`s time for Fedor to spread his wings just like later on you gonna spread them butt cheeks ! Namsaying ???

 

Gaped: Oh ma GAWD Ibrahim I forgot you are practically a local here in London living at Humor`s fabled Riga gym. We can hit Poppies for some Fish & Chips later on !

 

The Last Emperor: Yo FUCK Poppies fam ! I wanna get my FUCK ON you better believe it !

 

Gaped: Fedor tell us about your last fight at RISE and is everything ok with you and the org?

 

The Last Emperor: For sure fam ! We super cool with the former owner and the new owner Albert is legendary, ain`t nobody have no problem with Albert. Dis just bizness biotch!

 

Gaped: I`m sorry I didn`t mean to imply ! Forgive meh !

 

Dishonest as Fuck: No worries fam, we cool. There will be time tonight for you to make up for your sins. I`m gonna be honest Logan I`m not big on FISH, but CHICKEN !! Now that I love !

 

The Last Emperor: Oh I know THE SPOT ! Mosob has the BEST african food !

 

Dishonest as Fuck: Yo FUCK african food, I want CHICKEN ! Ain`t no fucking meat in african food PERIOD.

 

Gaped: Not true, Little Baobab has some really good Chicken Yassa.

 

Dishonest as Fuck: Da fuck do you know about YASSA biotch ?

 

Gaped: I know it comes with onions :) I dated senegalese men many times while working for the BBC

 

The Last Emperor: HAHA we gonna make you work for this BBC biotch !

 

Dishonest as Fuck: If this is real traditional senegalese joint we gonna get only onions in our YASSA lol

 

Gaped: Oh noooo ! I like MEAT !

 

The Last Emperor: TAKE THIS MEAT !

 

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The Tycoon World was double SHOOK today as the most electrifying fighter in the business, 5 x Tycoon P4P King Chris Steve signed what many are calling THE MOST PROFITABLE DEAL IN TYCOON HISTORY.

 

The ink hadn`t even dried and he already had his MOST CHALLENGING FIGHT EVER lined up for him.

 

He fights another "big boy" fully developped fighter in Cocaine addict Humbert Humbert! As always Camp Camara taking crazy risks with a still undevelopped prospect in Steve....

 

 

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ANALisa Mancini with the exclusive interview:

 

ANALisa: Chris, this is shoking news ! How much did Oil Tycoon and Mentor Penis Cream CEO Bob Mitchell offer you?

 

The Revenant: See.. You see this thread talked about Million Dollar contracts being offered? Let`s just say the budget was spent, we now have thousand dollar offers on the table baby :)

 

ANALisa: And you fighting some cokehead in a 2,000 seat parking lot instead of filling up 100,000 seat venues? What gives Chris? Seriously, you can talk to a mamacita like me, is it the cocaine?

 

The Revenant: Baby it`s all good. We owe Master Humors amongst other very dangerous characters of the Tycoon World some serious moneys. Those 9 digits came and went so fast outta Monsieur Camara`s account it`s not even funny. He went on a serious drinking binge and might have even signed with the wrong Empire org , I swear you can`t make this shit up it`s beyond ridiculous. YOLO !

 

ANALisa: Yeah that`s true we have 2 Empire orgs, it was bound to happen hahaha except it probably cost him 8-9 Million Dollars.

 

The Revenant: Shit happens, Camara is a bit of a goof sometimes , he even signed this 5-fight deal by mistake. It was supposed to be 4 lol. So in his head he took this fight without even noticing THAT I AM STILL INJURED AS FUCK ! I asked him whattup? He said 5 -1 = 4 , if we fight the Coke Head fast enough then we got 4-fight deal.... african mathematics he said , so flawed this guy for sure didn`t graduate. He NEVER READS THE CONTRACTS JUST GOES CLICK CLICK CLICK !!

 

ANALisa: That`s so funny, but you guys seem to make it work. What is your strategy against Mr. Cocaine?

 

The Revenant: Oh this is where Ibby`s strengths come to shine. The plan is to just ask Grumpy. Dishonest as Fuck Camara is not the brightest but he has a vast network and everybody wants him to succeed so he will get all the data on this chump. By next week I will know what he eats and what position he prefers en la cama.

 

ANALisa: Oh Chris, wanna show me some 5x P4P skills in mi cama?

 

The Revenant: Siiiiiiiiiiiii

And just like that Chris Steve becomes the 1st man to ever stop the Mighty Mr Coke :)

 

Take note all you beta managers that fight 2 divisions up and cookie cutter high aggression / accuracy sliders.

 

Go win another boring decision while we continue breaking jaws and records lololol

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Opponents just keep getting tougher and tougher.

 

Coke Head was a tough puzzle to figure out and had a legit path to victory via his submission game.

 

Add to that he had never been KOed in a gazillion fights we were looking at:

 

A maxed out fighter with more points attributed.

Titanium Chin (New hidden)

More submissive than Steve (well who isn’t right?)

 

= GREATEST CHALLENGE EVER like Duh

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Opponents just keep getting tougher and tougher.

 

Coke Head was a tough puzzle to figure out and had a legit path to victory via his submission game.

 

Add to that he had never been KOed in a gazillion fights we were looking at:

 

A maxed out fighter with more points attributed.

Titanium Chin (New hidden)

More submissive than Steve (well who isn’t right?)

 

= GREATEST CHALLENGE EVER like Duh

 

Managers faced in his last 20 fights:

1) Karl Karlzzon

2) Daniel Renzor

3) Luke Skyjabber

4) Rick Sullivan

5) Forfiter elPolako

6) Gigantcer Liker

7) Mark Harrington

8) Matthew Jones

9) Victor Stone

10) Chris Rogan

11) The Beatles

12) Petro Farantini

13) Balls Manager

14) Bradley Burns

15) Alexander Biro

16) Action Jackson

17) Prince Mitchell

18) Kin Greed

19) Elliot White

20) Simon Doussept

 

With the exception of the 4 highlighted trashbags who are absolutely horrible at this game, he has faced 16 of the most prolific managers in MMAT history. #ToughestRoadTo#1Ever

 

Take a bow you beast you!!!

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Managers faced in his last 20 fights:

1) Karl Karlzzon

2) Daniel Renzor

3) Luke Skyjabber

4) Rick Sullivan

5) Forfiter elPolako

6) Gigantcer Liker

7) Mark Harrington

8) Matthew Jones

9) Victor Stone

10) Chris Rogan

11) The Beatles

12) Petro Farantini

13) Balls Manager

14) Bradley Burns

15) Alexander Biro

16) Action Jackson

17) Prince Mitchell

18) Kin Greed

19) Elliot White

20) Simon Doussept

 

With the exception of the 4 highlighted trashbags who are absolutely horrible at this game, he has faced 16 of the most prolific managers in MMAT history. #ToughestRoadTo#1Ever

 

Take a bow you beast you!!!

that's lame

 

I am still waiting for Miss Miracle to start making new fighters with 1s in every skill and fight Steve with them.

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Managers faced in his last 20 fights:

1) Karl Karlzzon

2) Daniel Renzor

3) Luke Skyjabber

4) Rick Sullivan

5) Forfiter elPolako

6) Gigantcer Liker

7) Mark Harrington

8) Matthew Jones

9) Victor Stone

10) Chris Rogan

11) The Beatles

12) Petro Farantini

13) Balls Manager

14) Bradley Burns

15) Alexander Biro

16) Action Jackson

17) Prince Mitchell

18) Kin Greed

19) Elliot White

20) Simon Doussept

 

With the exception of the 4 highlighted trashbags who are absolutely horrible at this game, he has faced 16 of the most prolific managers in MMAT history. #ToughestRoadTo#1Ever

 

Take a bow you beast you!!!

 

 

I'm offended I'm not one of the trashbags who are horrible at this game. Go fuck yourself

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