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ISLAND FC 22 Preview , blood will flow and heads will roll on this amazing card , mainly heavyweights and welterweights envolved here and both divisions will truly benefict from this card.....some new comers too ,Island FC will allways have a place and a fair match up for anyone still willing to join....let me breack the fights for you:



265 lbs TITLE Theodore Thundercunt 7-1 v Papa Shango 5-1

Thundercunt is deservedly so the corrent undisputed heavyweight champion but he has sour memories from this two fighters previous encounter , on that fight Papa Shango witchcraft worked to perfection and he manage to win that contest with a 3rd round TKO...both fighters took diferent paths from then on ,Shango chalanged for the title and lost and Thundercunt managed to chalange and win it....now they face each other again in a well anticipated rematch that will stop the Island way of life for 1 day......

Prediction:DRAW



170 lbs Tweedle Dum 6-1 v Damian Santana 3-2

A win here will defenitly be enough to get Tweedle the next title shot, i think hes the clear favourite for this one ,and that what makes it dangerous for him, Santana has nothing to loose and hes coming of hes 3rd straight submission win...hes moral level is sky high and hes determined to add the former champion to hes reseme and get one step closer from a title shot......

Prediction:Tweedle Dum by TKO



170 lbs Hyman Krustofski 3-1 v Jeff Probst 4-1

Well this is an interesting match up giving the conditions in wich each fighter will present themselfs....we have the former champion Jeff coming here trying to get another win under hes belt , hes has wondefull submition wins to hes name but h doest look the same since loosing hes belt, the way he was put away on that fight has been playing tricks in hes head and i dont realy know how he will pull of a win here with so low moral level, hes up against a fighter in good form and with defenit advantage in the striking department.....

Prediction:Jeff Probst by Submission



170 lbs Tony Diaz 3-0 v Gabriel Munoz 3-2

This welterweight bout has great fight written all over it.....very exiting and contrasting styles coliding here ....Tony never lost and comes here very confident to get another finish, but hes having problems in hes camp and will come into this fight as ann FA...what a record that would be for a FA 4-0.....but im afraid it will not happend Gabriel was in very good form before hes last fight and is determined to prove that hes last loss was a fluke...he has the takedowns and the submissions to take on hes oponent and win this fight....

Prediction:Gabriel Munoz by submission



265 lbs Michael Campion 2-0 v Grimson Bob 3-0

Interesting match up between two unbeaten but to be honest fairly unexperient fighters...they are very evenly match up and it will be a very close fight in my opinion...the two youngsters seemed to be learning realy quick and have been able to transform the good training in very good performances....in this fight however someones 0 will have to go and i have a feeling that Bob more experient management will make the diference on this fight....

Prediction: Grimson Bob by TKO



265 lbs Justin Paul 2-2 v Kromog The Terror Of The Island 1-2

I think Paul will take the fight to the clinch and absolutly clinch rape hes oponent.....Terror is a good wrestler and very powerfull indeed he has the atributes to defend against the clinch or thrive on it but hes game plan aproach will have to be perfect otherwise it can happend like in hes last 2 fights, he got careless and got caught on the way in......

Prediction:Justin Paul TKO



170 lbs John Doe 2-2 v Walter Shields 0-0

Well Doe's carreer has gone from bad to worse in hes last couple of fights two consecutive losses canceled hes debut couple of wins....this time he has easier oposition in front of him, at least less experient,all i know about the newcomer is that he has good submissions....i think Doe will cruise to vitory here and get hes winning form going again....

Prediction:John Doe by Decision



145 lbs Herschel Pettaway 0-0 v Lukas Zmrd 0-0

This will be the professional debut for both fighters and they cant wait to step inside that octagon and hoopfully get their hand raised at the end of the fight....there is not much we can tell you realy but we hoope for a good fight , i think Pettaway holds a small advantage looking at some videos of old amateur fights he was in....

Prediction:Herschel Pettaway



205 lbs James Howard 0-1 v Frank Sloane 1-5

As allways this will be the shitiest hyped fight on the card...hey everyone deserves a chance and one of this fighters will be jubilante at the end of the fight....wins dont come easy ask this two about it....skill wise they look like clone from each other...we will see what they have to offer....

Prediction: DRAW ;)




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"Back when I used to be Indian

I am standing outside the

pool hall with my sister.

She strawberry blonde. Stale sweat

and beer through the

open door. A warrior leans on his stick,

fingers blue with chalk.

Another bends to shoot.

His braids brush the green

felt, swinging to the beat

of the jukebox. We move away.

Hank Williams falls again

in the backseat of a Cadillac.

I look back.

A wind off the distant hills lifts my shirt,

brings the scent

of wounded horses. "


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Congrats on the title win Kingsley, but as far as we are concerned, this changes nothing. First, Vermeer will knock out Icon again and after that we'll make the biggest fight in Island FC history. Island FC 30: Babajide - Vermeer 155lbs title. Get your tickets already and get the chance to sit behind me and Vermeer's other coaches when he becomes the first Island FC double champion.


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busiest smack talk ever on the island !

plenty of previews reviews and smack talk

Island fc hope to keep providing top notch entertainment for your fighters

please pm me if there is anything we can do to make the org better thanks everyone

 

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Combat Island from our venue of choice the Hard Knocks, we are glad to say that we fighting back ferouciously to get that number 1 organization in the island spot...this event put us there,at least for now, we know the competition is strong but we truly belive that most of the island best fighters are with us and this event was a tetemony to that....DRAMA!.... DRAMA!... KING KONG HAS FALLEN or should i say hes kee got torn apart , i dont know most people didnt saw that coming ...i did :)...i predicted it to happend...after this one i might start offering services to puntters(not realy ...you will loose your money son...trust me )...ok now the fights:



265+ lbs TITLE Rudy Mar Binay vs Afonso Cabral (SUBMISSION OF THE NIGHT)

Great credit for the NEW super heavyweight champion Rudy Mar Binay , he finished the all mighty Afonso Cabral inside 1 round ,again......both fighters showing great deal of respect for each others skills ,at the begining of the fight , no one was comiting and the crowd started showing conserned of this becoming a dull match....i mean the fighter that took all the risk was the one geting the reward and that fighter was Rudy....from the way he comited himself for the takedown, to the way he went for the submission , beautifull kneebar....in the end we didnt get to see much of a fight but nobody will ever mind with a first round finish, nobody that is but the looser.....quick 1st round submission win for Rudy Mar Binay



265 lbs Brutus Beefcake vs Geremi Njitap

Geremi met hes match here and suferd hes first professional loss , loosing is part of the learning progress and is part of life too.....in fact he was doing realy well in the stand up exanges as allways but just couldnt defend against the takedowns, he defenitly needs to work on that, other then that he looks a good prospect.....Brutus had a very good game plan , he saw what Geremi did to hes oponents when they rushed in for takedowns, so, he was less agressive and waited for the right moment timing it perfectly he did a lot of damage with the GNP but mix it up well with submissions and was a kimura submission that brought the $$ home....2nd round submission win for Brutus Beefcake



145 lbs Obat Timur vs Ace Solonik

Ace had nothing to offer in the grapling exanges and Obat made him pay for it....Obat imediatly took the fight to the ground and start exposing hes oponent grapling lacunes and it wasnt long before Ace was taping out...this shows you canot have a single minded aproach you need to be open minded and work on every skill......quick 1st round submission win for Obat Timur



205 lbs Stu Peed vs Patrick Lam

Stu Peed "THE ANIMAL" if i need to put this in one word i would say feroucious....he runed over Lam like a raging bull and absolutly made him look very average and questionable striking defense and chin....But in the end all credit for the winner he made quick work of this one and looks fresh , maybe we will see him in action again prety soon....dominant 1st round TKO win for Stu Peed



205 lbs Daniel Chan vs Alex Cirkunov

Well two fighters with very distinct game plans ...Alex was trying to get the fight to the ground and work hes much superior BJJ game , it was a good plan but Daniel had none of that and absolutly refused to be taken down keeping a good striking distance and countering with power shots...the one time he got taken down he spring right back to hes feet , he understandably wanted no business with Alex in the matt, and was very sussessfull avoiding that.....eficient 1st round KO win for Daniel Chan



205 lbs Mzai Uno vs Ogie Oglethorpe (FIGHT OF THE NIGHT)

Mzai displayd hes exelent boxing , chin and one punch KO power made it 2-0 and if he keeps geting this type of enfatic wins he will be geting a title shot in no time....he did everything well from every position, we agree that hes oponent was having an off day but never the less a priceless win to had into hes record......good 1st round submission win for Mzai Uno



205 lbs Cosmo Gomez vs Bob Green (KO OF THE NIGHT)

Bob looked like hes been smoking crack before hes fights...very confusing game plan and he tought he was fighting a "dragon" in there, Gomez got caught by surprise by the bizarre game plan and at first he didnt realy knew what to do, but then he had enough of it and blaster Bob's head with a tremendous head kick that send him flying across the cage, and then show good killing instinct and follow up with a barrage of strikes.....strange 1st round KO win for Cosmo Gomez



185 lbs Leaf Blower vs Jason Carter

Again not the best of the game plans,shoting on a superior BJJ fighter dont seem to me like the best of the plans ,but what do i know!...well Carter did just that and now is wondering what realy happend, he said:"when i woke up i said to myself...finaly PARADISE....i tought i was dead realy".....he was taping but the ref didnt saw it and Leaf did hes job and didnt let go.....tight 1st round submission win for Leaf Blower



170 lbs Alexi Tamov vs Alexey Shvetsov

Look at the stats boys, clinch rape at its best, no vazeline i guess it will take a long time for someone to recoverr from a beating like that phisicly and mentaly....Alexey was totaly anialated here, he had no answer in the clinch and was in that position that we spend 95% of the time...Tamov made him hes "bitch" he was actualy saying it to him during the fight while he was landing flush in the clinch...this hapend during a period of nearly 2 entire rounds and both fighters looked exausted in the end of the fight, for diferent reasons obviously...dominant 2nd round TKO win for Alexi Tamov



185 lbs Hector Lombard vs Jimmy Sabelo

Lombard was very good here , he came into this fight as the favourite and he acted has such....shame that he is now a fre agent and hes future holds on the balance ,it all depends if some manager will give him an oportunity, we realy hoope so and we hoope we can get to see him perform again, if not , hasta la vista baby.....Sabelo needs to spend more time in the gym and train on some important aspects of hes game that are missing....quick 1st round TKO win for Hector Lombard



"Mental bearing (calmness), not skill, is the sign of a matured samurai. A Samurai therefore should neither be pompous nor arrogant."



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Papa Shango: Theodore Thundercunt, your hour of death is nigh! The spirits who serve the dark gods of this island, MY island, are possessing my brain, my soul, my body, and they scream inside my mind for your blood! I will rip you limb from limb and feed you to them while you still scream for death. There is no saving you; you will feed the worms of the island before the day is done.

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Papa Shango: Theodore Thundercunt, your hour of death is nigh! The spirits who serve the dark gods of this island, MY island, are possessing my brain, my soul, my body, and they scream inside my mind for your blood! I will rip you limb from limb and feed you to them while you still scream for death. There is no saving you; you will feed the worms of the island before the day is done.

 

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Show Me Preview, what you got!.....a briliant card with loads of undefeated newcomer fighters and a brand new champion trying to defende hes belt for the first time ....we will be live from the Hayashi's Lounge in The Island .....this card will give us clear conclusions where the 155lbs division goes , some good contenders for that division fighting in this card too and this couldnt be a more exiting time for those envolved.....life is made of moments , good ones and bad ones , more bad ones then good ones in most cases , but NEVER EVER give up.....now the fights:



155 lbs TITLE Kingsley Babajide 4-1 v King Diamond 4-1-1

ok the winner of this one has a big money fight on the cards , the champion Kingsley jump to the rescue of this event after the previosly booked fight that was meant to happend was canceled,so the newly crowned lightweight champion took this fight against an oponent that shouldnt be geting the title shot yet , but circumstancies made it unfold like that...both man have an amazing oportuity here to realy make a name for himself....Kingsley will be looking for the takedown and then work hes wizzard like submissions until he sinks one in,simple as, but King is no chump, he comes of a draw in what it was the fight of the night he realy show some heart on that fight and will be trying to do the same here ,he rather fight on the clinch ,grinding hes oponent down and will defenitly test the champion chin.....

Predicton:Kingsley Babajide



155 lbs Herminio Herculano 4-2 v Gulun Shulun 4-3

Both this fighters have similar records but very diferent skill set....in one side you have Herculano,he is a Torrelio Sacana fighter, hes coming off 2 defeats and desperatly needs a win here to get him back on track in the road to the belt....hes stable mate Afonso Cabral has left the organization in search of a new chalange,we sorry to loose him but we wich him all the luck....back to the fight basicly Herculano will try to keep it standing and clinch against the fence, very agressive with strikes,hes oponents normaly crumble to the pressure, hes facing Gulun he comes here in a good run of form and there is no secrets to hes game ,hes going to try to submit hes oponent the only question is...how he is going to take Herculano down?...good luck with that...

Prediction:Herculano TKO



155 lbs Chance Bennett 2-1 v Richard Machan 2-0

This will be a fight between 2 fairly enexperient fighters at this stage of the season and a win here will be precious for either fighter....Chance have no problem either way standing up or rolling in the ground and i think Richard will be in great dangeour if he trys to GNP Chance.....thats the way i see this fight going ,Richard will get over agressive with hes ground and pound and Chance will submit him from the guard on the bottom...

Prediction:Chance Bennett by Submission



135 lbs Walton Kunz 5-2 v Potato The Dog 2-0

Well Kunz is my fighter so i will try to stay as much neutral as i can on this one....Kuns is not going trough a great moment of form , he lost hes last two fights but was very impressive in the previous 5....he normaly finishes hes oponents by submission but has amazing boxing sklls too ,and thats the reason why he has so many submission wins,because hes oponents normaly shot on him,Potato is no chump, and he absolutly destroyd hes first 2 oponents in less the 1 minute with devastating KO's.....

Prediction:Walton Kunz by Submission



205 lbs Galvin Tse 2-0 v Legend Wait For It 3-2

I go with Galvin all the way i think he looked amazing in hes fights and i think it will happend exacly the same here, he will overwork hes oponent in the clinch

Our schedule is realy busy right now,i will try to call all 10 fights ,but sometimes might not be possible,so when that happend i can only call the 5 main fights dont be mad if your fight isnt call on this card, make sure he wins hes fight and gets better ranked,then hes fights will allways be call ;)


Rest of the card picks:


185 lbs Rocco Antonio Siffredi

170 lbs John Wikkers

265+ lbs Rala Mord

265+ lbs Qi Yinlong

145 lbs Alexei Lopatin



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Heartbeating within her own,

Intuition speaks.


Moonlight sunlight stomach grows,

Summer's night soon family.



Quickly days pass by,

As existence sweetest dream,

Covet truest bond.


Guiding whisper child unborn,

Summer's night mother to be.



Dreams of crimson war,

Setting sun realize truth,

Father meant to be.


Beauty summer's night within,

Natsu Hecho own shall be.



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Mamado's quality is improving, that's for sure... But to take a shot @ my previews (which the last one was rushed, heavily) and still have improper grammar and spelling, I mean c'mon man.....

I didnt took a shot at you, i actualy thing your previews are good, you took a shot " us with the asking price for sure ,i dont know if thats how much you charge everyone(im not going to tell how much, im not like that) but when JJ told me how much you are charging for a 5 fight card i nearly had a stroke, the right side of my face was driping and foam was starting to pop out of my mouth.....thats when i took it into my own hands(JJ had nothing to do with it)and decided to put an amazing workload on me and do it myself otherwise we where basicly working for you.......no hard feelings but just business...YOU ARE A VERY GOOD WRITTER

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Show me Review ,We were live from the Hayashi's Lounge in the island ,23-04-2016 a date to be remembered , not because of this event but because today is the day THE KING returns, JON "BONES" JONES for me the best fighter that ever lived and he will make a very dangerous and underrated oponent look very average.....for us in the island its business as usual, this was NOT our best event but he was necessary to clear up some doubts regarding the ranks in some divisions.....our main event was kind of "Rocky" story ,great fight .....now the chedar:



155 lbs TITLE Kingsley Babajide vs King Diamond

In fact This was a very good fight both fighters put it all on the line in the way they went for it to try to get the win......Kingsley dominated trough out being the more agressive fighter and controling the pace of the fight, he mostly clinched and was very agressive from that position too , but the work rate didnt match eficiency and he nearly paid an heavy price for that.....he could only take the fight to the ground once and Diamond did a great job in with hes defensive grapling, and then Diamond got the champion in trouble by the end of the fourth, hes best round....AND STILL...dominante decision win for the champion Kingsley Babajide against a surprizingly good oponent



155 lbs Herminio Herculano vs Gulun Shulun

This fight was allways going to be about ,Gulun capacity to take the fight to the ground and he couldnt do it....Herculano did what he does and absolutly mauled Gulun in the clinch, credit for Gulun for hanging in there for that long....i think he was lucky to get past the first round ,but it didnt last for long, he was still shaken by the punishment taken on the first round ....Herculano knew it and went for the kill finishing the fight with hes brutal dirty boxing skills...ouch......good 2nd round TKO win for Herminio Herculano



155 lbs Richard Machan vs Chance Bennett

Well for me Machan show great inteligence and hes corner read the fight brialiantly and gave him the right tips and adjustments .....Chance arguably took the first round , he cut Machan but besides that he was dominated i think with loads of failed submission attempts.....but in the second round he was not going to try any submissions he was determined to punture a hoole in Chance face...and that what happend good GNP from Machan and a 2nd round TKO win



135 lbs Walton Kunz vs Potato The Dog (SUBMISSION OF THE NIGHT)

Potato was doing well in the stand up but he was over comiting with hes power and negleting hes punching accuracy.....he had much less time in the gym then Kunz..never the less very dangerous and Kunz risked a little bit standing with Potato for so long...but as soon as he scored the takedown we could all see it coming....he went for that submission at lighting speed and got it....quick 1st round submission win for Walton Kunz



205 lbs Galvin Tse vs Legend Wait For It (KO OF THE NIGHT)

what to say about this one?!....great fight while it lasted but unfortunatly good things end quick, but this one ended with a bang .... Tse lunged forward with a huge superman punch Wait For It crumpled to the ground as his mouth piece was sent flying across the cage....amazing 1st round TKO win for Galvin Tse



185 lbs Rocco Antonio Siffredi vs Prze Huj

Huj did nothing but try that takedown that never came and Rocco did nothing but conecting flush with hes right hand.....this was the story of the fight and with this win hes not to far from a title shot....if he keeps winning fights like this he will clear the division in no time....quick 1st round KO win for Rocco Antonio Siffredi



170 lbs Tobious Khan vs John Wikkers

Khan was a man possessed by a deamon ,it was like watching someone trying to kill someon Daammmm....he was all guns blazing from the word go knocking John down ,cuting him and having him in trouble for several times...he did got taken down once,but got right back to hes feet and went into killing mode again ,this time finishing the fight with a tko....dominante 1st round TKO win for Tobious Khan



265+ lbs Johmarcus Webb vs Rala Mord

Another 265lbs+ fighter that left the ranks Webb retired straight after this fight claiming that he had too much going on in hes personal life....he left in a high with a 25sec submission win against a very good oponent....quick 1st round submission win for Johmarcus Webb



265+ lbs Jordan Herring vs Qi Yinlong (FIGHT OF THE NIGHT)

Jordan should be called the brutalizer after this fight...he absolutly pulvorized QI with hes exelent and acurate boxing...Qi did try diferente kinds of aproaches for the time it lasted but they were all shut down by Jordan....glad to see another super heavy weight coming trough .... devastating TKO win for Jordan Herring



145 lbs George Murray vs Alexei Lopatin

The youngster George Murray is coming to age and hes hard work in the gym is finaly starting to pay dividends...he scored an importante win here and did that as the underdog against an unbeaten and older fighter....well he will need a couple more one the row to even be consider a contender but win by win he will get there.....surprise 1st round TKO win for George Murray



And this was it from us we will be back soon next event will be a peach , i will get the preview out soon and you guys keep it rolling with the smalktalk, i leave you as usual with a nice and toughtfull quote:


“In the Kamigata area, they have a sort of tiered lunchbox they use for a single day when flower viewing. Upon returning, they throw them away, trampling them underfoot. The end is important in all things.” Tsunetomo Yamamoto, Hagakure: The Book of the Samurai



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Theodore "Tingling" Thundercunt

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"Island FC can review a card of a bunch of nobodies but they can't review a card headlined by their best fighter? Tisk tisk tisk. I guess I will have review myself. "

Theodore Thundercunt vs Papa Shango

Thundercunt repeatedly rips apart Papa's face like he was Edward Scissorhands and Papa was a bush.

"The end. Fuck you.


cbomb out."

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Whats up with J.J Tycooner ?

This week on Gossip island is J.J Tyconner jelous of hw champion Theodore "Tingling" Thundercunt?

The gossip around the island is Theodore has been seen with a few island girls that where linked to J.J

and that J.J has been keeping the biggest star in island fc out of the press becuase of it gossip or truth?

I guess you should keep your hand out of the bosses cookie jar !

until next time on Gossip Island keep talking smack!

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ISLAND FC NEWS REPORT

 

The Island FC has signed a highly recruit prospect today

 

145 LBS knock out specialist Bob Snake "Plissken" has sign a big contract with the IFC

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6-0

W Cosmo Gomez KO (Punch)
W Marlon Jogos KO (Punches)
W Kirill Sobyanin TKO (Strikes)
W DJ Shaw KO (Punches)
W Jake Garry Decision (Unanimous)
W Emilio Aguinaldo KO (Punches)
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ISLAND FC NEWS REPORT

 

The Island FC has signed a highly recruit prospect today

 

145 LBS knock out specialist Bob Snake "Plissken" has sign a big contract with the IFC

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6-0

W Cosmo Gomez KO (Punch)
W Marlon Jogos KO (Punches)
W Kirill Sobyanin TKO (Strikes)
W DJ Shaw KO (Punches)
W Jake Garry Decision (Unanimous)
W Emilio Aguinaldo KO (Punches)

 

BOOGIE MAN.....

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