Guest Posted March 26, 2014 Report Share Posted March 26, 2014 Moon Be stranded on an island with a smoking hot female of very low intelligence OR Be stranded on the same island with a very highly skilled male survivalist Having my own island stranded.. with a female has been a fantasy of mine for some time now I would populate the island with a lot of babies. start my own village. line-breed my daughters. Island has eyes anyone? Life in prison or death sentence? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GBK16 Posted March 26, 2014 Report Share Posted March 26, 2014 Death Sentence. The ever classic question Fame or Fortune? and I mean you can only have one and you cant use one to attain the other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 26, 2014 Report Share Posted March 26, 2014 Fame or Fortune? and I mean you can only have one and you cant use one to attain the other. Fortune. Be Babe Ruth or Ty Cobb ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viking Posted March 26, 2014 Report Share Posted March 26, 2014 Having my own island stranded.. with a female has been a fantasy of mine for some time now I would populate the island with a lot of babies. start my own village. line-breed my daughters. Island has eyes anyone? Life in prison or death sentence? Life sentence in Sweden is average of 16 years behind bars so I would chose that. Play in the NFL or NBA? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 26, 2014 Report Share Posted March 26, 2014 Life sentence in Sweden is average of 16 years behind bars so I would chose that. Play in the NFL or NBA? NFL if average player.. NBA if top player. (money) .. basketball is funner though Social anxiety or autism? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacman Posted March 26, 2014 Report Share Posted March 26, 2014 NFL if average player.. NBA if top player. (money) .. basketball is funner though Social anxiety or autism? Social Anxiety Only watch one tv series for the rest of your life or watch any tv series but you can only watch one episode of the tv show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Face Kicker Posted March 27, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 27, 2014 any tv series having your fingers and your toes switch places, OR have no knees or elbows (so your arms and legs are always straight) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 27, 2014 Report Share Posted March 27, 2014 Have your fingers and toes switch places Have sausage lips or spaghetti hair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viking Posted March 27, 2014 Report Share Posted March 27, 2014 Have your fingers and toes switch places Have sausage lips or spaghetti hair Spaghetti Hair (Shitlocks?) Not being able to sleep or Work as a busdriver until you are 75 years old Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thegroovemonkey Posted March 27, 2014 Report Share Posted March 27, 2014 Busdriver, Edward Norton had insomnia once and he shot himself in the face... Be a wizard in Harry Potter world, or be a Pokemon trainer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooby Posted March 27, 2014 Report Share Posted March 27, 2014 Busdriver, Edward Norton had insomnia once and he shot himself in the face... Be a wizard in Harry Potter world, or be a Pokemon trainer? Pokemon trainer, lol Star and/or be the main character in 30+ mainstream movies,with that paycheck... or sign a UFC contract as a holder of 7 blackbelts (Michael Jai White... heard someone call him a pussy because he never fought UFC) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 27, 2014 Report Share Posted March 27, 2014 Be the movie star. Why would I get punched in the face for a pittance when I can pretend to get punched in the face for a dump truck full of money?If you could be another person for a day, would you rather be Bear Grylls or Justin Bieber? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Posted March 27, 2014 Report Share Posted March 27, 2014 Be the movie star. Why would I get punched in the face for a pittance when I can pretend to get punched in the face for a dump truck full of money? If you could be another person for a day, would you rather be Bear Grylls or Justin Bieber? Tought one. Grylls drinks pee and Bieber eats shit. Anyway I'd rip the TMZ headlines a new one as a Bieber! Would blow up the world and try to spend his 500mil in a day too. Would you rather get your thigh kicked twice full clip by Overeem or to your nuts once by naked Gina Carano? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erik Posted March 27, 2014 Report Share Posted March 27, 2014 Gina, the correct choice is always Gina. Super strength or super speed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 27, 2014 Report Share Posted March 27, 2014 Super Strength. Like the Incredible Hulk Let's say you have a ton of stuff to do. Do you wake up early to get started earlier, or do you stay up late getting stuff done? Essentially are you a morning person or a night owl? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viking Posted March 27, 2014 Report Share Posted March 27, 2014 Super Strength. Like the Incredible Hulk Let's say you have a ton of stuff to do. Do you wake up early to get started earlier, or do you stay up late getting stuff done? Essentially are you a morning person or a night owl? I would stay up late but I wouldnt do it in the evening/night or morning because I would be sitting here posting shit in the MMA Tycoon forums Act in a pornographic movie that all your friends, family, neighbous, co workers etc will see or Try to survive by yourself in the Amazonas jungle for 3 weeks with nothing else than a Survival book, knife and lighter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf Posted March 27, 2014 Report Share Posted March 27, 2014 I would stay up late but I wouldnt do it in the evening/night or morning because I would be sitting here posting shit in the MMA Tycoon forums Act in a pornographic movie that all your friends, family, neighbous, co workers etc will see or Try to survive by yourself in the Amazonas jungle for 3 weeks with nothing else than a Survival book, knife and lighter. Porno. Have a huge dick but have to shag someone who you share no connection with or a tiny 1/2 inch penis but get to shag anyone of your choosing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 27, 2014 Report Share Posted March 27, 2014 Porno. Have a huge dick but have to shag someone who you share no connection with or a tiny 1/2 inch penis but get to shag anyone of your choosing first option Be ripped as fuck (zyzz level) for 10 years then die. Or be a fatass the rest of your life (50+% bodyfat 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GBK16 Posted March 27, 2014 Report Share Posted March 27, 2014 First Option, Im pretty sure life would suck having 50%+ bodyfat, especially in modern times. Do your dream job, but earn minimum wage doing it or Toilet Cleaner but get paid 1m every year at the end of the year with only a 1 week break at any time of your choosing to spend it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf Posted March 27, 2014 Report Share Posted March 27, 2014 First Option, Im pretty sure life would suck having 50%+ bodyfat, especially in modern times. Do your dream job, but earn minimum wage doing it or Toilet Cleaner but get paid 1m every year at the end of the year with only a 1 week break at any time of your choosing to spend it Tough one. Id say toilet cleaner. Be really clever and rich but friendless or really stupid and poor but be very popular Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steeve Posted March 28, 2014 Report Share Posted March 28, 2014 Tough one. Id say toilet cleaner. Be really clever and rich but friendless or really stupid and poor but be very popular Obviously I prefer to be rich. No teeth or no hair Please don't answer if you are already bald. Haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 28, 2014 Report Share Posted March 28, 2014 Obviously I prefer to be rich. No teeth or no hair Please don't answer if you are already bald. Haha. I'm not bald but I frequently shave my head. Once a week sometimes. sometimes go months - so this answer is easy for me. No hair No arms or no legs? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GBK16 Posted March 28, 2014 Report Share Posted March 28, 2014 Id go with No Legs. You need your arms for a lot more than legs. Only have sex once a year with a 7 or have sex once a week with Susan Boyle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Face Kicker Posted March 28, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2014 Id go with No Legs. You need your arms for a lot more than legs. Only have sex once a year with a 7 or have sex once a week with Susan Boyle. once a year, assuming i can still jerk off to porn during the other 364 days. eat 2 pounds of dog shit, or 200 pounds of mayonnaise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf Posted March 28, 2014 Report Share Posted March 28, 2014 once a year, assuming i can still jerk off to porn during the other 364 days. eat 2 pounds of dog shit, or 200 pounds of mayonnaise. Shiiit. Does the 200 pounds of mayo have to be in one sitting?? If not i will take that. Kill a dying human.you have no emontional bond with or kill a perfectly healthy dog you raised from a puppy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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